May 15 2008Dog says 'I'm back, racism!' or something to that effect

WTF?? The national chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality's name is "Niger"? LOL

You forgot to offend money hungry hook nosed Jews. Get em all dude.

Hahahhah ha ha!! You are on fire today! Thanks for the belly laughs.

Oh no... not another West virginia insult.

speaking of tank breasts the girl in the background has some huge tits too. Does everyone around him have over sized mammaries including himself

speaking of tank breasts the girl in the background has some huge tits too. Does everyone around him have over sized mammaries including himself

I just think its cool he hooked up with Hulk Hogan's ex wife.

What?

Oh........

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*cant stop staring at his pecs*

All those offensive terms and yet you can't bring yourself to say the n-word for a laugh. What kind of country do we live in when it's acceptable to use derogatory terms about everyone else, even for a laugh, but you don't dare make fun of african-americans?

Coward.

Who cares... what is Britney doing?

wow looka dem titties in the background!

IN WHICH CENTURY LIVES THE SUCKER?

Smooth, you spelled West Virginia wrong.

May want to ask South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana and the Bush family about "retarded bible-totin' racists". West Virginia was netural in the civil war. Just fyi.

@14 - Neutral is spelled n-e-u-t-r-a-l. Just thought you'd like to know before you start bashing someone else for a misspelling.

Yeah...VirGINA...nice. And thanks K.

WEALTHY ROMANCE .COM IS AN IDENTITY THEFT SCAM.

DO NOT GO TO THAT WEBSITE.

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@15 So it is, sorry about that, stupid phone.

Where's his boots? Those shoes don't go with his costume.

@14,

Just fyi, there was an open primary election 2 days ago in West Virginia where the dumbfucks literally got on TV and said "We don't like black people."
Maybe you should pick up a newspaper and not your cousin's penis. Just saying.

@2 Yes he did see "heebs", but he did forget the Polacks, Paddies and Bohunks.

His wifey is actually attractive for a fatty.

that is his wife in the background, she has lost about 100 lbs since i saw her last...and you're right, she does resemble linda hogan

Is that the wife, the one in the white mini? Somebody needs to tell her that her outfit is not appropriate for her age or for the thickness of her legs.

So you are telling me that West Virginian's are racists since they did not vote for Obama, WTF? You could have said they are cavemen or muslim like if they voted for Obama instead of Hillary, fuck you twat breath!

Those be white trash ho clothes.

Watch out George Clooney......

and her momma shoulda named her Grace.....

Blue suede shoes?!

Typically, I don't comment on how other people dress (glass houses and shit), but it looks like a friggin' WalMart sneezed on them.

Dog's wife reminds me of Kim Kardaskank!

You can tell white people are the master race just by looking at this picture, including the chick in the background. I'm so proud I could poo.

Everybody is a racist, it's just that some let it slip out

It is sad when middle aged women try to wear things that an 18 year old can get away with. Since she is fat, she should wear a-line skirts/dresses that go past her knees. I suspect Dog likes her to dress this way and must be the kind of guy that likes to see women in short skirts no matter what size they are or age.

This is where the party ends
I can't stand here listening to you
And your racist friends

I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite
Talking to you
And your racist friends

Name that tune...I'll be back..

And although I agree that W. Virginia is no more backwards than any other white trash state, and probably less so than most, stop whinin', WV doofuses. People are usually unaware that you exist at all, and when they are, they picture coal miners and mountain folk pickin' on their banjos and drinkin' moonshine. Almost charming, like Branson or Dollywood. Imagine being Oklahoma. Uh-huh, I thought so.

Also, I love how people bitch about Superficial's racial slurs because the ones he uses aren't racist ENOUGH. Is there a white trash style book I'm not aware of where "spook" is not the preferred term for black people? Does it confuse people when they read words that aren't in their 250-word vocabulary? You do know that scientists have trained chimps to recognize more words than that?

that outfit is actually tame compared to what she usually wears. at least her boobs aren't falling out of that top like they usually do.

God, they decided to bring back this fuckin' guy again... Glad to see how America really is transitioning into the Idiocracy right on schedule. "Hey ya'lls, Dog's done back, turn on the tee-vee contrapsion! Whoooo-hooo!"

"We know his heart. We know him and know he's not a racist."

Awesome. Well, I know that you're lying, because everybody knows that TV execs and spokesmen don't have hearts.

29- toolboy. hahahaha!! That's some funny shit!!

'Sought to turn his life around?' Because he used the dreaded 'N-word'? Give me a fucking break. The arrogance of the left is truly astounding, portraying anyone who commits blasphemy against the religion of Political Correctness as some society wrecking, morally wayward bottom-dweller who needs to face up to their inner monster and fix themselves pronto, so they can jump back on the path laid out for them by the haughty, self-appointed thought police.

When did Dog get breast implants? His boobs are bigger than Lily Allen's...

So, girls, I don't really understand your thinking, so you have to tell me: Mrs. Dog looks like a fat pig to me...are we going to criticize her appearance to death, or demand that she be considered "normal" and maybe even "very attractive for her age"? I've already learned to ignore what my eyes tell me, but I can't quite track your 180-degree reversals yet.

#39 - the elections this fall are going to be very painful for you.

Actually, it looks as though she's dropped a few pounds. Her breasts make her look fatter than she is. Yeah, she looks fairly decent for her age, but could look so much better if she'd change her wardrobe to a much classier look.
I'm embarassed for her whenever I look at her.

That picture is enough to make me stop liking breasts altogether.

I kid of course, but it's still...

@41

Fat Americans tend to stick up for other fat Americans. And America has no shortage of fat people; it is a huge unhealthy problem. She is fat and she makes her fatness worse by wearing those teenage girls clothes. She would look decent for a middle aged fat person if she shopped in the Womans World department for big women.

@42: Why do you assume I am American?

And also, why do you assume, just because I am opposed to arrogant do-gooders using their collective power to redefine 'free speech' as 'speech we want to hear' and tear people down because their views don't match their own, that I would be opposed to a 'person of colour' standing for the Presidency? Are you equating anti-PC opinion with being racist? Supremacist? Perhaps even genocidal? This is exactly the kind of smug vilification I was talking about.

Please, let me know just how evil you have judged me to be based on my opposition to people being told what to say and think. Perhaps I could take your views on board and turn my life around...

Your awesome! Funniest sh*t I've read in a long time

#46, Mr. Windy - you don't have to turn your life around, you just have to turn your computer off. Please. We're begging you. (Somebody, quick, code up a buzzkill filter!)

Christina Aguillera is trying to outdo Dog in the boobie department.

we have a game that we play any time we HAVE to drive through west virgina, you have to say "Dur" at the end of every sentence from the time you enter the state to the time you leave it. it gets you accustomed to the local culture and confuses the fuck out of everyone you meet. go ahead, try it

" i like to fist fuck my sister, Dur."

Of course it's ok for you to bash the Bible toters but yet everyone has to be nice to the gays. Gay is not ok. Your immoral choice is not ok. And no, I'm not homophobic because I'm not scared of you. Love the sinner not the sin. Wake up. The head of the GMHC has proclaimed that aids is a gay disease. Don't you read?

You are all fucking morons. We didnt vote for Obama because unlike all you other dipshits we don't vote for someone just because Oprah says to! West Virginia is just the same as any other place sure we have some assholes and some hicks and some down right weirdos but guess what??? you have proven that your state does too!
Now im gonna go get all hopped up on moonshine and pick on the ol banjo..YEEE HAWWW!

nice tits.

52- I sure hope you lose your right to think for yourself. That would be the best thing to ever happen to you!! Seriously. What would Jesus do???? hahaha! You fuckin hater. Yup, I said hater. I wish upon you a gay child. I really do.

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I meant 51.

You're fine 52.

#20

Racists? No. WVs just don't like pig snot! And Obama is the back end of pig snot.

Just sayin....

What ugly trashy people - only in America

"It's not about ratings," A&E spokesman Michael Feeney said. "We know his heart. We know him and know he's not a racist."

Well, hell, in that case A&E should give me a show. I'm not a racist. Not too many people would watch the boring stuff I do, but since they explicitly said it's not about ratings that shouldn't be a factor.

I wonder if they use that "It's not about ratings" expression when they are talking to advertisers.

#51 We read, patty, but do YOU comprehend? He said that because 70% of the people with AIDS in this country are gay, but to characterize a disease with a color or sexual orientation is dumb because it always means idiots like you will take it literally. If by sheer dumb luck it had been introduced to the hetero community first, you could then call it a straight disease.

The disease doesn't exist BECAUSE of gay people - and in Africa, is it a gay disease or a black disease? It also doesn't exist because it's God's punishment of gays. The people in the Middle Ages thought bubonic plague was God punishing them for their sins, I really thought we'd moved beyond that sort of blinkered pig-ignorant superstition. Unless you think God is currently punishing Africa for some massive sin? What the fuck sort of God do you worship, anyway? I hope I never meet him, is all I can say.

Too bad Dog isn't a black preacher...evidently if you are you can say whatever crazy racist hate filled shit you want and not only do you not lose your job, you get paid to go on speaking tours and give speaches to major networks. Plus, I have proof that crackers like Dog caused the sinking of the Titanic, WWII, teh extinction of the dinosaurs, rickets and that line of funky stuff that gets around toilet bowls.

I usually love the writer of this site. He brings massive lol's. But he's obviously far-left rootin tootin Liberal. Leave your politics off this site duder and stick to the funny.

I usually love the writer of this site. He brings massive lol's. But he's obviously a far-left rootin tootin Liberal. Leave your politics off this site duder and stick to the funny.

has anyone else noticed his walker texas ranger belt buckle? why has no one commented on it?

#63 Because we're all so distracted by the B-cup braless tits above it.

Thanks, K.
The entire reason WEST virginia is a State and not part of Virginia was because they did not want to be part of the slaev-owning South.

I can't believe people watch this show. He's a tool, and beyond gross; nevermind his top heavy, nasty wife.

OMG it's my brother-in-law in ten years.

Wasn't his pseudo-brother popped for jacking off in his pickup truck naked in a mall parking lot? What a great family....

I do like to watch the show and see his wife Beth's MASSIVE tits shake like jello. But, why does she dress like a street whore?

West Virginia? Fuck you fish writer. Check around California for the real toothless rednecks. What's next? Fucking sister jokes? Oh good one!!

And to dumb asses arguing about left and right politics. You are stuck in a false paradigm, they are owned and run by the same handlers dumbasses. It's called divide and conquer. They get all you lesser beings fighting over race, religion, celebrities (lol), shoe size or whatever else you mental lightweights argue about and rule over you. A population divided up into smaller subgroups is much easier to rule over than a united population isn't it? You people are too ignorant to snap out of it. You don't deserve to be saved from it.

thanks for the midget, leathery, white-trash photo!

looks like it's time for mexican jail!

there's something almost mickey rourke about this.

"dog" looks to have a week or two left to live before he spontaneously combusts or simply dry-rots. didn't kerouac once joke that he was going to be "arrested for decay"? i think we have a winner!

Peter Griffin would be jealous of that side boob.

so heres the CONCRETE proof that Britney was adopted ... these guys HAVE TO BE the true biological donors right? truly a gorgeous pic !!