May 2 2008Disney: Miley Cyrus' back? BAD! Barely legal lingerie models? GOOD!
Okay, before everyone flips out, these chicks are LEGAL. Don't worry, I wouldn't send you guys to jail - yet. Anyway, I was about to pack it in for the weekend when I stumbled across this little piece TMZ uncovered. It turns out Disney, who balked at the mere showing of Miley Cyrus' bare back, is in the business of selling lingerie in China with girls made to look like a jail-bait bonanza:
TMZ has turned up Disney ads marketing lacy, sexy lingerie by models who are made to look underage. They're hawking bras, undies and lacy boy shorts. They are nothing short of seductive. The photos are being used by Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China.
Now that's good old-fashioned hypocrisy. In the meantime, I can't really get turned on with Winnie the Pooh sitting on that chick's shoulder quietly judging me. C'mon, Pooh, a man's got needs. Like that time you and Eeyore got stuck in a snowstorm. Dude, don't act so surprised. You had his tail stuck to your stomach for a week. No joke. None of us had the heart to tell you. Plus it was pretty damn hilarious - donkey fucker. BURN! Aww, I kid. Let's go find Christopher Robin and get him to steal beer from his dad's fridge.
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1. Batman - May 2, 2008 9:22 PM
YIKES.
YIKES.
2. Chevy Chase - May 2, 2008 9:22 PM
dirrrtttyyy. Bitches runnin wild!
3. Oh boy - May 2, 2008 9:23 PM
I was never here.......
4. pixie - May 2, 2008 9:28 PM
disney is fuckin retarded
5. pixie - May 2, 2008 9:29 PM
disney is fuckin retarded
6. Princess - May 2, 2008 9:30 PM
the pictures don't look all that terrible to me, but then i work in a department store. have you EVER looked at the pictures they put on the packaging of little boys' underwear? no? well, i stock the shelves, so there is my excuse, but to the point: they are happy little boys in nothing but their tighty-whities, smiling and jumping and ALMOST NAKED! it is SO creepy, i even asked the management if it is considered kiddy porn. if that was just a picture on some guys computer he would go to jail.
that said, these pictures just look like girls in their underwear. maybe the style/material of the underwear is too "sexy" for their age-demographic, but i am an adult woman who is petite so i actually wear little girls bras and panties, so i appreciate the sexy-effort. i have enough bras and panties with rainbow hearts and cupcakes on them. XD
oh, btw, <3 Disney.
7. Princess - May 2, 2008 9:30 PM
the pictures don't look all that terrible to me, but then i work in a department store. have you EVER looked at the pictures they put on the packaging of little boys' underwear? no? well, i stock the shelves, so there is my excuse, but to the point: they are happy little boys in nothing but their tighty-whities, smiling and jumping and ALMOST NAKED! it is SO creepy, i even asked the management if it is considered kiddy porn. if that was just a picture on some guys computer he would go to jail.
that said, these pictures just look like girls in their underwear. maybe the style/material of the underwear is too "sexy" for their age-demographic, but i am an adult woman who is petite so i actually wear little girls bras and panties, so i appreciate the sexy-effort. i have enough bras and panties with rainbow hearts and cupcakes on them. XD
oh, btw, <3 Disney.
8. Princess - May 2, 2008 9:32 PM
oops, sorry, double post, my computer spazzed. *frolics in cute matching bra and panty set*
9. junior - May 2, 2008 9:47 PM
ummm...what just happened?
10. walt - May 2, 2008 9:48 PM
I would so blow my load if my g/f was wearing Disney Lingerie. That is so hot....DON'T YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME...it is hot.
11. dude - May 2, 2008 9:51 PM
Princess, though in my years posting here I have never pledged my love to another, I think I love you. And that is NOT the six cocktails after work talkin'.
I agree with you. I used to work retail, and kid's underwear is marketed to pedophiles.
Okay, that was a really long way to get to the point:
Disney is satan. After we've passed through this mortal coil and faced the great Judgment Seat, we will see that it is so. Disney, et al, will be held accountable for 50% of the world's sins. If you don't work for Disney, Rejoice!!!!
12. asianlover - May 2, 2008 9:52 PM
*masturbates furiously*.......wtf aren't they asian. That would have been hot.
13. prisoner 194827 - May 2, 2008 10:03 PM
Thats the difference btw dumb pedophiles and smart pedophiles. The dumb one will try to seduce underage girls, while the smart one will get a overage girl and buy her underage clothes and make her dress like a schoolgirl and suck on lollipops. I am the former.
14. Come-Honor-Face - May 2, 2008 10:05 PM
mmmm-hmmmm,,,,,,,,,, Honey, hold my calls.....my hand has a date with some Jergins lotin tonight, ty superfish now i dont have to spent wasteful hours at the video store...
15. asscrack - May 2, 2008 10:10 PM
#6 can you upload a pic please in whatever bra/ panty combo suits you. My penis thanks you in advance.
16. DKwan - May 2, 2008 10:22 PM
It's also possible that Disney had nothing to do with this. There are countless stores in China specialized in selling various stuff with the Disney brand and characters slapped on. Some of these store look even better than official Disney Stores.
17. 10pound - May 2, 2008 10:26 PM
Now if Disney could get them to cuddle some, maybe make out. I could even go for some 2 girls/1 cup action here.
18. 10pound - May 2, 2008 10:31 PM
OH YEAH
#6, you story about being petite and wearing lil girl panties and bras turned me on but the whole working in a department story killed it.
19. sg - May 2, 2008 10:50 PM
disney is an evil empire
20. 23apples - May 2, 2008 10:54 PM
1. These girls do not appear "sexy", and if you think they are sexy, I think you're perverted. They look like they're 12, no matter how old they really are.
2. It's not hypocritical. Culture is different in China, and I'm sure this type of ad is accepted by society, otherwise they probably wouldn't be using it. Disney can do whatever the hell they want in China, because they aren't doing anything wrong or offensive in society's eyes, and they are making money. If they released that kind of ad in America, people would go nuts, and they'd lose money. It's not hypocritical, it's business.
21. iamadouche2 - May 2, 2008 11:01 PM
@20. hypocritical is the act of opposing or not purporting a belief or behavior while holding the same beliefs or behaviors at the same time ....learn the definitions before you go spewing out the word business every two seconds to replace actual meanings. u sound like a republican douchebag.
22. Goofy - May 2, 2008 11:03 PM
uhhhhhh huh huh I dunno. Yep. Looks like the slimeballs that inherited the Wonderful World of Walt Disney are fucking capitalist pigs. But hey, this is the Empire of the Khazars. They can do whatever they want. It's their country. (And world)
23. Elk - May 2, 2008 11:05 PM
Kim Kardashian look like princess Jasmine, why can’t we get some photos of that?
24. yesss - May 2, 2008 11:08 PM
i love jailbait.
25. PrettyPinkPonies - May 2, 2008 11:08 PM
Is it really necessary to show close-up shots of girls' crotches to sell underwear? That just seems weird to me; all underwear fits the same, it's not like you need a model to show you how to wear it. Maybe I'm just being prude, but it looks kind of gross to me.
26. Gwen - May 2, 2008 11:09 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. jimsonweed - May 2, 2008 11:15 PM
@25 yes it is necessary to get the crotch shot. How else you going to see the logo of winnie the pooh.........................and that fine underage virgin ass.
ps you are a prude.
28. alex - May 2, 2008 11:20 PM
i AM a barely legal girl and i find the pictures super creepy
29. Once upon a time in a land that was this land... - May 2, 2008 11:24 PM
...visions and butterflies flew in the millions above green forests and waterfalls of azure in the solemn secrets of our world. The Lord Sun shone is glory on the leaves and they shook in the wind and fell their fruits upon the ground. Now the Earth is wasted and the fruit is poison. The apes have arisen and run and run over all.
Now the land that was is not.
For the apes have climbed out of the trees and fell them and burned them and tore monstrous caverns into the Earth always searching and learning. But they have forgotten the trees and flowers and all of the magic that enchanted their spirt and their mighty minds have evolved into killing machines. Aways planning never at stasis. Restlessly guided by a false God they sculpted in Their image. Like them he was of war.
All the world is but soon an embattled plain of restless sand. Drifting and stirring and lost is the loess. And gone is the lovliness. Of Earth's caress.
The apes see the stars and crave the universe lost in verse, they curse the accursed land they cannot leave...alone.
30. lkjm - May 2, 2008 11:28 PM
@28. Damn u 2 old for me. U think about retirement and picking out a nursing home yet?
31. herbiefrog - May 2, 2008 11:30 PM
did anyone say shhh... ?
yet ?
32. Racer X - May 3, 2008 12:10 AM
Disney is evil.
33. emilyyy - May 3, 2008 12:26 AM
All underwear most definitely does NOT fit the same. Crotch shots are necessary when selling underwear, just as hand shots are necessary when selling rings. Its nothing racier than your average Sears ad.
34. Janine - May 3, 2008 2:36 AM
To all the disgusting men who are turned on by this: You are a goddamn pedophile. I hope you go to jail!
35. small peepees - May 3, 2008 2:49 AM
Anyone who is attracted to underage girls have small dicks,and obviously can't pull decent good looking women. The way it's coming across is 'Well, we can't fuck the good looking chicks, so let's repulse them by talking about fucking children!'. Yay, go you guys, you all must be stunning.
36. FDo - May 3, 2008 5:09 AM
For gods sake, they are modelling pre-teen/teen underwear, you expect them to be fully clothed and adult? As much as some of us would love to see fully developed women squeeze into those tiny trainerbras, it just wouldn't work.
37. spamfighter - May 3, 2008 9:03 AM
#34: "To all the disgusting men who are turned on by this: You are a goddamn pedophile. I hope you go to jail!"
The girls are legal. In Canada, the age of consent is 14. Choke on it.
38. alex - May 3, 2008 9:17 AM
hell yeah put some burka on ur american daughters
oh cmon !! man this whole miley thing is retarded
leave alone teenage girls u fukin pedos !!!
39. alex - May 3, 2008 9:20 AM
put put put who u think u are ?!!
they do what they want to
crazy americans
40. 84 - May 3, 2008 9:32 AM
#35 u just mad b/c you are alone at 2:50am on a Friday night meanwhile your next door neighbor's kid who is 15 is getting tons of cock. Don't hate. U had your time and you wasted it. Now u just old.........and may I suggest also fat?
41. whatever - May 3, 2008 10:00 AM
there is no such thing as a girl who frolics in her panties with her friends without getting paid for it. does not make me want to buy underpants.
42. prudealert - May 3, 2008 10:59 AM
may i suggest #41 is a prude......who the fuck uses the word underpants????
43. gerard Vandenberg - May 3, 2008 11:29 AM
There we have the famous quotes of John Delorean:
..............IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
44. Erica. - May 3, 2008 11:51 AM
I'm two days into being legal. YAYA. Hmm, this is creepy. Pervs.
45. cavy - May 3, 2008 12:41 PM
The only reason Disney is being harsh on Miley is because of the public reaction - if nobody complained (I really don't see the big deal - the pics of her and her dad are way creepier than the artistic photos) Disney would have used the publicity for their own good...Big corporations are evil - they are not interested in the well being of the stars. Disney could care a less, as long as THEY look good and can make money $$$. I don't think that's what Walt was envisioning, but that's what Disney's become.
46. Frank - May 3, 2008 1:02 PM
What do you expect now that Disney is run by Jews?
47. Janine - May 3, 2008 2:39 PM
To #37 spamfighter: You are retarded. First of all, even if the girls are 'legal', the whole image being created is one of a young, innocent adolescent girl. Obviously you and other gross men here are turned on by very young girls, and that makes you disgusting. Do you ask young girls if they are fourteen yet before you hit on them? Do you honestly think it is morally ok for an old man to jerk off to this picture? Oh yeah, and by the way, it is only ok to be with a girl who is fourteen if you are under 18. If you are older than that, it is statutory rape in order to protect young girls from being taken advantage of by sickos like you. Let me guess, you are old and/or fat and/or desperate and disgusting.
48. josh - May 3, 2008 3:08 PM
@47 oh yeah b/c in Canada rape is astounding crime is busting and there is just general chaos. The USA has an 18 year old law. We are superiorly moral. Now I have to go I need to watch who wants to marry a midget on Fox.
49. Disney is a Pimp - May 3, 2008 3:20 PM
Whatever persons are running Disney should be locked up. The company now should change their name. Dirty capitalist fitlhy pigs. Always a way to make money and steal from others. We should just get rid of them.
50. EuroNeckPain - May 3, 2008 3:38 PM
So what ? I don't see the point. We have this in any mail order catalogue. How do catalogues sell underwear to teenagers in the US, then ?
Actually, I did get shoked by a mail-order catalogue once. It suddenly featured som porn star on its cover. No kidding, it really happened, Clara Morgane was the theme of the whole load of printed paper. Imagine that. Even the furniture department had red heart-shaped cushions and panther-printed bed sheets. The models had huge breasts and very big décolletés, not what you're accustomed to see in this kind of publication. That was weird. I wonder if they sold much. But little boys definitely had fun that season, in the toilets where mail order catalogues usually pile up.
51. Becky - May 3, 2008 3:48 PM
I think the women bitching about men getting off on these photos are the type who are fat and ugly and their only asset is their big boobs. The same women who freak out when men start saying thin women with small breasts are beautiful. "Those aren't REAL women"
I don't see an issue with being attracted to thin, sweet looking, innocent women. The type of man who is doesn't want your sloppy ass saggy tits and the bitchy attitude that usually goes along with them.
So chill the fuck out. And for your own good, bitch please.
<3
52. Luke Skywalker - May 3, 2008 5:18 PM
To the brunette in the photos:
Princess Leia called. She wants her cinnamon buns back.
53. Execute Pedophiles and Promulgators - May 3, 2008 5:42 PM
I am so sick and tired of television and the filth it spreads. And the mainstream media whose purpose is to addict people to mindlessness so they can placatedly pay careful attention to the noisy overdone droning advertisements that pay for the PROGRAMMING.
I can't believe adults even let their children watch tv.
Read books.
Develop hobbies.
The internet can be used intellectually. It is a veritable encyclopedia.
C'mon, put down the cigarettes and the remote control.
54. Stanley - May 3, 2008 6:35 PM
OMG! this is so creepy!
55. Cherry - May 3, 2008 7:37 PM
# You're right, Kim K does look like princess jasmine!
56. Big Bush Lova - May 3, 2008 8:39 PM
None of those girls have a bush... tisk tisk
57. blizzy - May 3, 2008 9:42 PM
i think its as creepy as you want it to be. i think they're just some girls modeling underwear for teens...nothing more. there's nothing creepy about it, they're clothed. and if you think this is fuel for pedophiles, you're probably right, but pedophiles are sociopaths because ANYTHING associated with children turn them on. A true pedophile would be turned on by a kid modeling an osh-kosh jumpsuit; so don't get all bent out of shape over that angle.
58. Da Man - May 3, 2008 10:02 PM
These models are alright but this ad campaig is a major faux pas. Granny underwear?! Cmon now. That's worse than butt hugger briefs for men. Dudes who wear butt huggers should be shot with an AK-47.
Chicks who wear granny drawers need not be shot, simply retrained. Educated and nurtured properly, they've still got hope.
PS: Put em in g strings or go commando!
59. To #51 - May 3, 2008 10:03 PM
I'm actually with you on that one, only I think the women that are concerned (at least when it comes to myself) is the trend of sitting behind the comp and making the remarks about wanting to screw children. I don't diss chicks who are nice and thin who lack the huge tits, I'm not an asshole who insults other peole. I'm insulting the pedophiles. I think the comments are more about the 'trendy to be a sleeze bag' over the actual models in the above article.
60. def - May 3, 2008 11:24 PM
She is so pretty.I am crazy about her.I saw her many times in the famous dating site”blackmatching.com”.She always dating some sexy play boys in this site.That’s so wonderful.
61. fatuglywhore - May 4, 2008 12:10 AM
@59.... U are making comments on a superficial website at 10 at night on a Saturday. May I suggest you are a fat ugly whore.
62. touchme - May 4, 2008 1:33 AM
tightttttttttt
63. Sara - May 4, 2008 2:58 AM
I'm an American teaching in China right now; I've been here 8 months. FYI, I'd be willing to bet that it's fake Disney stuff. China is notorious for fake products regardless of copyright laws.
64. monty - May 4, 2008 8:48 AM
By the way, has anyone stopped to think, what's so WRONG with a sexy looking 15 year old anyway?
I'm pretty sure in biblical times, girls were married with 3 kids by that age.
C'mon, it's in the Bible!
65. lisabeller - May 4, 2008 10:22 AM
Miley has a personal blog on a rich gathering place "m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e r . c o m" where also the place romancing with the rich/celebrity!
66. rabbit on the moon - May 4, 2008 2:51 PM
It's a shame you guys have to steal news stories from TMZ.
67. Last turd in the commode and talkative though smelly for you - May 4, 2008 3:00 PM
Monty, the bible is full of wretchedness and I find it amazing that anyone can read Genesis' nonsense and continue. We are also not in biblical times, dumbass.
Who listens to the ten commandment anyway? "Thou shalt no kill". But Yahweh tells his favorites with the clipped dicks to go kill left and right.
I suppose that when the Romans invaded the Celtics that the Druidic religion was replaced by a higher morality with the Christian religion?
We got Neocon Blood Christians invading everywhere they can today. Killin' and stealin' and tearin' the place (Earth) to pieces.
Where is the morality? The whole joint stinks like filth.
68. shibuya_jones - May 4, 2008 3:01 PM
pedobear alert,here comes the FBI party van,fappin ceases immediately
69. http://www.funderoos.com - May 4, 2008 3:10 PM
the underwear i design is 100x cooler anyways
70. Blamedadog - May 4, 2008 3:13 PM
Thank you Disney! You magnificent Jew bastards! The little girl in blue has an ass like a 10-year old Christopher Robin!! I'm going to have to excuse myself now!
71. Melissa - May 4, 2008 6:38 PM
She has poo(h) on her underoos...
72. Melissa - May 4, 2008 6:38 PM
She has poo(h) on her underoos... dirty bitch
73. justifiable - May 4, 2008 7:58 PM
Look, people, get a grip and some idea of business. They aren't "Disney Ads". Disney doesn't actually manufacture the undies nor do the advertising - they license the image of Mickey Rat and make gazillions that way without doing anything else.
Now they claim that they don't review the advertising for every single licensed product - and you can bet the guy who decided THAT wasn't necessary was escorted out by security 30 seconds after these pictures hit the internet, right after they made sure they made him unemployable by every company they do business with - which means he'll probably end up washing dishes at Denny's before he gives up and suicides.
Welcome to China, Rat Boys!
74. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - May 4, 2008 9:25 PM
Nice touch having the "models" wax themselves bald for the shoot. Makes those "necessary" crotch shots more credible. NOTHING gets the Disney name affixed anywhere in the universe without Mickey Mouse's approval. Disney knew what it was doing, they just thought they could get away with it.
And Cyrus and Hudgens are skanky, seeping gashes.
75. Once upon a time - May 4, 2008 10:03 PM
Long ago money was not the prime motive in man's existence. He actually held his world as sacred. Then clever men taught other men that the world had a value not is spirit but in commodification. Then the world was killed and sold off. For money.Then the clever men killed the not so clever men.
And they lived happily ever after. Then they went to Hell. (Let us pray )
76. Eliana - May 4, 2008 10:32 PM
Bleagh. And those photos of Miley with her dad? Inappropriate!
I'm glad someone else thought so too: http://www.236.com/news/2008/04/30/attention_worlds_dads_fatherda_1_6191.php
77. kevin - May 5, 2008 6:29 AM
the pics are okay to me ! not provocative or slutty !
still the close up shots of the crotch are quite racy and inappropriate
78. Al - May 5, 2008 8:11 AM
Hey Princess, How about some pics in your rainbow hearts and cupcakes
79. Drunkman - May 5, 2008 8:12 AM
As much as I'd like to claim to care I still looked at all the pictures =P
80. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 5, 2008 9:59 AM
Relax people... I just read that each set comes with a pregnancy test and semen rag, at no extra cost.
81. Texas Tranny - May 5, 2008 10:39 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pretty Panties
Yummy
82. 0h - May 5, 2008 11:06 AM
The pictures kind of make me feel uneasy. Must be the lace. Yep.
83. Tarts n' Cream - May 5, 2008 3:55 PM
Forget these legal chicks wearing lingerie that my mother wouldn't let me wear until college. Here's the perfect picture, taken of a little white girl on a Chinese billboard for all you weird-asses out there who want to see the real deal. Just scroll down - "Mickey Mouse Operation" by Daniel Brook on Slate.com: http://www.slate.com/id/2190209/
Now, that's something to write home about.
84. Tarts n' Cream - May 5, 2008 3:57 PM
Weeee, mommy, I have minnie mouse hand puppets! Tee hee hee!
85. D - May 5, 2008 4:32 PM
Thanks for that #83........
i just busted a nut in my pretty panties.........
86. Skip Smith - May 5, 2008 7:15 PM
Prepubescent camel toe is hot. Hey, that should be the name of Disney's next animated character!
King of the Jungle 4: The Sahara, starting Cameltoe the lovable camel.
87. Amy - May 5, 2008 8:17 PM
@51 Becky
so true! i hate that whole "real" women crap. real women don't come in one size clearly. i'm not the type of person to go around insulting other girls looks all the time and i think there should be more people like that. its kinda sad
88. fuck you number 51 - May 5, 2008 9:36 PM
number 51- i bet you are some insecure little twat with an eating disorder. which is sad but not as sad as your self hate. Listen, it doesn't matter fat thin black white albino WHATEVER. What's fucked is that this is pedophile gold. You're too consumed with your own worthlessness to even see the fucking issue. Maybe when you eat a sandwich you will think more clearly. This is practically kiddie porn. And no i'm not a prude or saggy old hag, but i'd rather be either of those than some pathetic self hating idiot.
89. fuck you number 51 - May 5, 2008 9:36 PM
number 51- i bet you are some insecure little twat with an eating disorder. which is sad but not as sad as your self hate. Listen, it doesn't matter fat thin black white albino WHATEVER. What's fucked is that this is pedophile gold. You're too consumed with your own worthlessness to even see the fucking issue. Maybe when you eat a sandwich you will think more clearly. This is practically kiddie porn. And no i'm not a prude or saggy old hag, but i'd rather be either of those than some pathetic self hating idiot.
90. fap - May 6, 2008 9:34 AM
fapfapfap
91. Kelly Conner - May 10, 2008 3:35 AM
So Miley Cyrus isn't the only Discordian American Princess pretending to be a Disney Princess?
But come on, when I was a little girl not that long ago, underwear packages at Sears and Penney's and Wal-Mart showed photos of little boys in briefs and little girls in panties. My first bra as a preteen girl came in a package with a preteen girl wearing her first bra. Everybody thought that was just normal. Now people think it's somehow sick.
Well think about it. What changed? The photos are the same. But we now live in a time when everytime people look at photos of girls and boys in their underwear or naked in the bathrub, they think sex. It's not the kids who've changed. It's the adults who now focus on children as sexual objects.
I think we need to put those children in underwear photos back in our stores so that people will see them so often they'll stop thinking so much about them.