May 22 2008Denise Richards: I can't support my children without reality TV - not counting 100G/month I bleed from Charlie Sheen

Denise Richards is doing the best she can to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated but not really, I mean, c'mon, I'm Denise Richards. I once ate a button - yesterday. She's been on Larry King Live, The Today Show and The View (video after the jump) and has resorted to telling people she can't support her children unless she does the show. Interesting, considering Charlie Sheen pays her $52,000 a month in child support - that cheap bastard! But that's not all. There's alimony! Yay, marriage rocks. Page Six has the rundown:

"Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support," a Sheen insider fumed. "Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't?" In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony - adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen's hot sitcom, "Two and a Half Men," which "eventually will net her up to $25 million," the source said.

In Dr. Christmas Jones' defense, people don't know hard it is to live with that kind of money. I mean, everyday you're faced with the decision to either A.) bathe in a tub full of rare African blood diamonds or B.) hunt man - the most dangerous game of them all. These are tough choices that, Thank God, I don't ever have to worry about while I'm siphoning gas out of The Geekologie Writer's car. Ha ha, tastes like apple giraffe. I swallowed a little. JUMANJI!

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FIRST!

first! i always wanted to say that hahahaha

About time!!

hehehe you are not first! suckeeeeeeer!

Course I don't have time to read it now, gotta go to work, thanks a lot Fish!!

Money-grubbing whore.

Shut your mouth and flash your tits....oh that's right, THEY'RE RUINED!!

Don't care. Not one little bit. Get busy posting pictures of Scarlett Johannson's boobs or get busy dying.

Y' know for a while I thought she was pretty hot, but she's getting all this money without lifting a finger for (ahem) child support (ahem) and she can't live on this? Now she's gone totally into b-i-t-c-h territory, I wouldn't give her my sperm, I don't have enough to pay this leetch.

oh God, she looks ridiculous in that getup, and with blue eyeshadow. Her time is up for sure; Stick a fork in her, she's done (I'm sure Charlie would love to stick a fork...or something to that effect...in her)

I'd fuck fuck her. Then I'd flip her over and cornhole her, then I'd give her a donkey punch, topped off with a dirty sanchez.

Unbelievable the amount of money she gets. I don't care how much money Charlie makes - he is getting screwed.

oh, #1 & 2 - you are both douche bags. Get a life.

You people are pathetic.

Cutting down celebrities makes you even more pathetic.

I've suddenly lost a lot of respect for Denise Richards. Oh, wait. I didn't have all that much to begin with.

Makes me wonder if that email request for sperm wasn't so fake...

Hmmmm

Bleed him dry Denise. Fucking men don't want to support their kids. WTF???

I want to punch mimi in the dick.

Denise, you're pathetic! Heather Mills should have showed you the way! You ain't nothin' but an amateur...

She is starting to get the spread. If she keeps eating too much she will get a huge spread like Kim Kardaskank and have to rely on girdles like Kim to make her butt look perky and to tuck in the flab.

Greedy bitch has more than enough to support the her and the 2 kids. She is no different than all the Mom's out there that are supporting 2 or more kids on a hell of a lot less money and surviving. Maybe she shouldn't live beyond her means....... HELLO!!!!!

1, 2 & 4 Almost a loser Trifecta. Almost. Loser.

I didn't know the LEGO corporation had started a line of shoe products. Cool.

Greedy, money-grubbing bitch hog.....


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She can't live on $52 grand a month?? That is way more than enough to cover most bar tabs and gambling debts. Oh yeah, and raising kids too.

alimony is not tax free. thats prob why she cant support the kids.

THE BITCH IS GETTING MORE THAN ENOUGH CHILD SUPPORT PLUS SHE GETS ALIMONY. GET A JOB!!!

People suck and this is why I prefer animals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85yrIgA4Nk

This is a prime example of a hot chick with zero acting ability, who got lucky and famous, and now that she's (relatively) over the hill,and has no talent to fall back on, needs to spend her time in the tabloids to continue earning enough money to live the life she's used to. All in all, kinda sad.

FWIW, alimony is taxable, child support isn't.

Give her a break she needs the money, look at her pathetic entourage. Look at those asshats jostling to get into the pictures.

Denise Richard is a CUNT

To all the haters, just watch the key scenes from Wild Things on frame by frame, like I do every morning, and tell me she doesn't deserve every penny she gets.

She should have kept those boobs though.

She needs to go back to being an escort. She made good money that way.

Ummm, Superficial...Giving crap to Denise and her promoting the show is great. Yet, you have E!'s ad for her show sitting right next to the post.

Conflict there??

I have no use for this talentless twatwaffle, she's made lame excuses for everything from fucking her former best friend's hubby to justifying this stupid show - but his side is just as bad. If you wanna complain, complain about Charlie Sheen's disgusting inflated salary. His kids get an automatic percentage of his salary, and it's crass of his camp to bitch about the amount of support his chldren get to the press, no matter how much he hates their mother. Happy Father's Day, douchebag, your kids will be so proud later.

You forgot to mention that she has a 60K coke habit a month!

@ 12
Your sad fucktard self took time out of your assclown day to point that out? And who's pathetic?

She and Heather Mills must have gone to the same School of Gold Digging Cunts.

Okay, I'm all for child support and everything but seriously- people like her need to get a freakin' clue. Yes, her life is a lot different than most but who in the hell needs more than 100k a month to survive? Seriously. She probably spends what I make a month in a day. An hour actually. No 20 minutes in a store. That's disgusting. She needs to take a look around at how good she has it and shut the hell up.

Typical talentless whore. No wonder men treat women like crap with shit like this going down. Get a job whore. And yes, she is a whore sleeping with someone for money makes you a whore. Whore.

Hey my mom supports all 4 of us on 17000 a year. She is just a greedy dumb whore.

LOL - someone's bitter!

I've always thought she looked like a koi fish.

I used to think she was way hawt. Now, she just bugs me and her hotness is gone. Man, why couldn't she just keep her mouth shut except when slurping down something?

For the record, Denise DOES have to pay taxes on the money she receives for alimony payments. (No tax on the child support payments). I wish I had the problem of 100k a month not being enough to support myself.

Can I get her address so I can send her some coupons to help with the groceries? Oh, wait, I don't think there is such a thing as coupons for truffles, caviar, champagne and lobster ...

Let's be honest...she's a second class citizen...B lister all her life...she was briefly an A lister while married to Charlie. So now she wants a shot at A list by exploiting her children...typical B lister mentality.

Fat, greedy, and stupid is no way to go through life, bitch.

Fat, greedy, and stupid is no way to go through life, bitch.

well she has a luscious ass, bj lips and from what i can imagine, a sweet tasting box.....she cant have a brain too...it just doesnt work like that

Got THIGH!?

ew

#20.. outstanding. Thanks for the laugh!

She had the most angelically beautiful face in the history of C movies.

Fuckin' now she's a thunder-thighed, soccer-mom-jowled, makeup cake-filled gold-dig parasite.

CSheen has to pay out 50-to-100 thousand a month for the next 15 years because of happening to use her body as a receptacle for procreation?

Sex really is the ultimate illusion.

She puts on more makeup the wider her hips and thighs get. Now she's teasing her hair, ewww!

I don't watch Sheen's show, but I'm guessing it only has a few years left at most, then it's down to residuals. So she better get as much as she can now while some people still like the show enough to prevent the network from canceling it. Who knows how long it will be before he gets another paying gig after this show's run. She better save it though, instead of blowing it on drugs and clothes she's too fat to look good in.

I never noticed she had a body like Kim K's.

Why do I find American womens voices so fucking nauseating?? Why do American women whine when they speak? For Gods sake, speak properly - like Europeans.

Fuck you aja - fuck you Denise.

This means we'll probably see her in porn soon enough.

This stupid retarded attention whore is nothing more than a ex-hooker that got lucky when she met Charlie.

See-You-In-Tea.


(Yeah, that's right! You saw what I did there!)

Priciest piece Charlie ever had.

I really like her outfit. Especially the jeans and the vest.

there's an ad for this show on the top banner already. How much promotion do you have to do in one day

I will wish to the end of my days that Whoopi had just got up and smacked this cracked out pathetic old festering skank the fuck right out of her chair and into next week when she was on the view ...

This hard-working cunt has finally found a job where she can keep her clothes on! (applauds) And, by the way, she has always had the plan to exploit her kids for financial security, so why is everyone so hard on her? At least she didn't pop a Richie Jr out, but I'm sure that's not from lack of trying! I'm just glad that I don't have to see their gross slutfest in all the tabloids, anymore! I don't think that her show will do well, so she should consider moving in with another victimized cunt, Heather Mills...I'd watch THAT!

Poor Charlie. I remember how stupid in "love" he was talking about how happy this opportunist made him. Now he goes and gets right back to married. I'm sure he signed a prenup this time, but, why get married again? Poor kids! 2 & 1/2 men is seriously funny tho. Still! It's a good show. And Mimi #12, your retarded and you have AIDS from posting from a monkeys ass.

she ain't that great, & never was.

Downers Grove--land of Denise Richards and Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Awesome.

she looks beautiful - better than any of us ever will and you know it so stop being so jealous and stupid - if you saw her walking down the street you would look more than twice

Jumanji is a game of death!

You know, I seem to remember this chick from way back in the day in a soap opera, the title of which escapes me. I don't see what is so intriguing. She's not really that good looking, has horse teeth, and can't act her way out of a ziplock baggie. The kind where yellow and blue make green. As for getting $102k a month in support and alimony and she can't make ends meet? Honey, give me that wad, I'll make it last 5 years. That's with the cost of gas at $4 a friggin' gallon.

Try to find work as an exclusive CALL-GIRL?
I garantee ya the telephone is pretty "BUSY"!!

That's the price of marriage these days, bitter ass women who revel in taking your wallet and soul to the cleaners. Don't get married if you have two nickels, dumbass!!

#37 and #38 - You are both dead on with your comments. #38, it is what it is. We all know the rules, it's up to each individual to play by them.

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