May 22 2008Christina Aguilera reveals her bra size (Hint: Size HUGE)

Big deal she has implants!

she looks like a female impersonator with some ugly veiny implants and some really ugly legs...

she is a troll

Check out the blue vein on the right mammary. Sick.

Big deal. They're huge because she's breast feeding. They'll shrink back down. Mine are an H-cup. They're not shrinking anytime soon.

My pregnant lover is way hotter than her used up ass. She is just trashy, and her husband confirms that sentiment.

@4 Really?

Her body looks really good.

She basically had a pear shape body before she got the implants. Implants are wider than natural breasts; therefore bra sizes are always going to be bigger too. Her implant gap cleavage is ugly. She wears too much make up like a drag queen. She dyes her hair platinum blonde like a porn star. She has a nice voice, but I do not like her pop sounding music. Since Christina and Kim Kardaskank originally had pear shaped figures; perhaps they can share girdle and body shaper brands.

oh yes i would oh yes i would.
Fake or not she is hot....

why does 'pregnant lover' make me laugh??

Mine went from a DD up to an F when I was breastfeeding! I'm done now and back down to a regular D. Man is it ever a lot easier to buy cute brasnow!

So what she is a total pig! Look at those nasty legs!
Good thing she can sing (although I don't like her music).

You people are swine... she is beautiful, no matter what you say... words can't bring her down. Seriously though, she's hot. I mean, if you don't want to nuzzle up against those babies you're clearly gay.

hey veggi,

pregnant lover sounds more naughty than pregnant wife, ya know. And we are mostly about the naughty.

Give her ugly legs more time. Seriously, it takes most women 8-12 months to recover from the baby weight, especially it they breastfeed. that last bit of baby melt wont melt away until that part is over. So she looks good all things considered.

There must be something wrong with her to marry that ugly fuck. I bet her cunt smells like sour yogart. There must be something wrong. The guy even has that deformed red lip syndrome to accentuate the ugliness.
I don't know how she kisses him.

So she keeps the tags for the "mammaries?"

#13

Yeah yeah she bought her so called "hotness" and we are not impressed! You find her hot because you also find men in drag hot too!

Does anyone remember Sally Starr? Christina Aguilera's future.

@4 Really?

Yep. I had D's by the time I was 12. In High School, they stayed around DDD. I had a kid, gained some weight, and now they've settled around H. I kinda hate it, but my hubby likes so it... -shrug-

15

If a female was in shape before she got pregnant and did not gain more than 25 pounds during pregnancy then she can loose the weight within 2 weeks if she is breastfeeding. I was back in shape within a week.

13- you are clearly white trash scum with no education or money and a taste for crooked legged spics, if you think that rat/clown faced witch is cute. I wouldn't want to be seen with her in public if she was not a famous person and just looked like that...
besides, I don't think she would ever go to the beach with me if we took a vacation together.

HAHA Veggie, I laughed too and re-lauged when I read your response. Pregnant or not I am now referring to every woman in my life, (save family sickos) as My Pregnant Lover.

#5

I had an affair all through my pregnancy up to my 9th month until I left for medical. My lovers wife was pregnant too and did not desire sex, but I sure did! I felt like the sexiest pregnant women in the world! I was fit before I got pregnant and lost the weight within a week after having the baby. I breast fed which helped me get the weight off quickly! We are both still married and he moved out of state. The affair actually improved my marriage.

So what she has large breasts? they are fake any fuckwit with a few thousand currency can get large bags of silicone inserted in to her flesh bags. Big fucking deal, she is really quite hideous.

@24-you are skanky trash. I hope you get herpes, but not your husband.

What an idiot...yeah your enormous breasts have nothing to do with the fact that you had enormous implants before you even got pregnant, Christina? And then to top off the big fake tits, you got pregnant and had even bigger ones. How amazing, save the bra tags...wow. Does she seriously think no one remembers her itty bitty titties a few years back? They matched her itty bitty kneecaps (attached to thick, ugly bowlegged legs) she has now.

So is New Line Cinema going to change the name to El Hobbito?

She has enough silicon to keep Intel in business for years.

My husband was not shall we say sexually explorative enough for me. I am mostly into anal and thought having feces occasionally smeared onto his penis was gross. Not that I wouldn't lick it off for him. I did that one time and tried to get him to kiss me (I was so hot!!!!) and he just freaked right out!
I loved him he just couldn't satisfy me. Why was what I did wrong? None got any diseases that I know of.

Dear Superficial Writer,

Your comments on every story are becoming more and more terrible and outrageous to the point where I'm not even reading what you're saying, I'm just hoping you put pictures of women with large breasts (which you did today, so thank you.) Please consider toning down your "cleverness", because you're not even being clever anymore, you're being downright retarded and unreadable.

To all you women saying you have big tits, please send photos to TedfromLAwantsahardon@Yippee.com

Hello american frends, I not am fan of blonde with purple lips. I am asking, why she is putting on the purple paint?

#30

Nice try you big fake. My husband has a low sex drive. I do not like anal but I do like to give and receive oral and have sex in all sorts of positions. I can't help myself, I am multi-orgasmic.

When you get married, that means you take one cock FOREVER. If you cheat simply b/c of the fact the sex isn't up to par, then you don't really love the guy b/c if you did, you could do without sex period and still be happy.

Face it, you don't love your husband. If all you care about is orgasms, be a fucking porno star.

33- There you are!! However, I imagined you would love this blonde....... but I too find strangness at the purple lips.. Maybe she cold, yes??

PS: pregnant lover!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

#35 - You're either younger than 20 or ridiculously ugly.

I don't know what you all are bitching about. My wife quit putting out after our second child. So I just started fucking the portuguese girl that cleans our house.

I immediately recognized those two names as Green Lanterns. I am either way too smart or a huge, huge dorkus.

I immediately recognized those two names as Green Lanterns. I am either way too smart or a huge, huge dorkus.

Fake as a $3 bill.

Would still motorboat.

#35

How about if your husband would rather jerk off to chicks on the Internet than have sex with their wife? And if the marriage is good, except for the sex and they have children, why not take on a lover? It saved my marriage!

www.ashleymadison.com

YAY Jackson!

@4 - 5 dolla bill says you are pushing 300lb.

43- what the fuck?? And I was a bit sad about getting divorced... marriage... what a fucking waste of paper..

Let's drink to that..

Mine fluctuate between a C and a D. C for when I'm Cool, and D for when I'm DAMN Cool..

32- just look at the befores
http://www.smartplasticsurgery.com/breastreduction_ba.html

I am pregnant again for the 9th time and let me tell ya'll, I am drivin' a honda up that baby these days to get off! My ole man aint got much of a sex drive like I said, so if there are any takers here (I like 'em young) please let me know.

PS: Monster black is cool cool cool with this hot ice cube baby!!!! :o

@38-why? Because i have morals?? I happen to be 21, which is still very young, but the one I love hasn't given me an orgasm from sex, only oral sex. But I will never cheat because an orgasm is just a vibration away.

@43-know what kind of person you are marrying then! If one or both people feel the need to take on a lover, get a divorce. There's NO love there.

You sir, are driving with all lights on! I commend you as an honorable gentleman that plays the game like an althlete. Hats (condoms) off to you!

Why do people act as if sex is the most mind-blowing thing on the planet? Sure it feels good, but it's not worth hurting the person you're with just for a little while of pleasure.

#50 - So you have morals? Does that mean when you use your vibrating pocket penis you think about your limp dicked love? Or do you imagine 50 Cent pounding you like a jackhammer?

#49

Nice try you big fake!

@53-his dick has nothing to do with it-it's perfect...I just can't orgasm that way. And plus, I don't like dark chocolate. Forgive me for not being like everyone else who says to hell with love, let's just all fuck fuck fuck everyone we see.

#55 - Yes, the perfect penis can't make a woman climax? Yea, ok... I stand by my original comment... either you're extremely fat or too young to have ever had your toes curled.

No you fucking idiot, not every woman can gave g-spot orgasms. I have had my toes curled plenty of times, but only by oral. And I wouldn't be fucking at all if I were fat.

*can HAVE

#55 and #56

Try doing it doggie style so his cock can get deep into you and hit your G spot so perhaps you can have an intercourse orgasm. Most women cannot orgasm by intercourse, but I sure can! Also try getting on top of him and this might help too. If his cock is less than 6 inches then you may never get an orgasm by intercourse. Good luck.

No, that's not it. We have did every possible position there is. He is about 7 1/2 but that doesn't matter to me. Besides I like only being able to orgasm through clit stimulation b/c I hear g-spot orgasms are messy.

#57 - Tsk tsk my young and apparently round friend. Shouldn't you be waiting until your parents are asleep to post such vulgarity?

@55 - Any woman who can't have multiple bucking quivers via the perfect penis - is so deep in denial that even I probably couldn't help. However if the individual would take ownership of the issue and seek help - I would then reccomend repeated rage thrust therapy until the subsequent response resulted in soft murmurs of delight mixed with intermittent throbs of joy. Cooing and light moaning optional.

-- Please - unless you are a professional do not attempt this at home.

A 7.5 inch cock can't get past 12 inches of ass cheek on each side... I'm just sayin'...

@61- There is more to life than sex. Since you seem to not think so, you are probably even younger than I am. To you and anyone else who thinks life is indeed just a giant fuckfest, you are pathetic. If people fool around on their spouses, they must be unhappy, and I am not. So say what you want, but I'm great.

My cock curves to the right and I've never failed to get a woman off when I fuck her.

So all faithful people must be fat? What is this country coming to...

G-spot orgasms are messy? My garage is messy. My orgasms, while not without some damperage, are far from messy.

#66

There is a high probability that a lot of faithful people in the US are fat because 70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more overweight like Kim Kardaskank.

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT "KIM KARDASKANK" YOU FUCKING ANAL SORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there anything better than milk-filled, implant tits? Everything is better you say? I agree.

37- hi my frend. I am like the blonde, but paint on lips not good, no? Might she be cold, she shall try jacket, yes? I am love the internet! (happy face)

Fish-do you really think you are funny? Your writing makes no sense at all, hell half the people that post to your stories have funnier shit to say than you do.

#72

Perhaps Fish could ask the posters for help like fill in the blanks.

Every time I see Xtina boobies, my dick gains 5 pounds immediately. Her boobs are the bomb.

Big friggin' surprise. I don't get why she's always showing off about her chest. Does she think no one knows she has breast implants? Ugh. Sorry, but she gets on my last nerve.

Is that knock-off Pucci ?

YUCK

Chrsitian Aguilera wears about a gallon of spray paint on her BARELY AVERAGE mug a day,,,,,she has fake jugs and her hair is thinning. I also heard her attitude and personality make her one of the fucking most intolorable and rotten people ever.

omg, dude, it's rayner, not raynor.

@45

Haha. Don't be jealous.
I'm no stick, but I sure as hell ain't anywhere near 300 lbs. either.
Nice try, but F for Failure.

Hey, all you girls who are talking about the size of your goodies are actually making my weenie wiggle...how about posting pix of your boobs or links to pix so this non-breeder, who is considering switching teams, can see what REAL women look like.

I'd be ever so grateful!

This just proves that even if you're rich, you can still get some effed up implants. She could've at least done her research first, before she got this hack job. Hopefully she's not breastfeeding. Poor kid. Silicone + breast milk = not a good idea.

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you idiots. you can't have implants if you are breast feeding.

whether or not you think she is ugly, her boobs are real. they are full of milk. go read some books or just go back to saying that she's ugly. you're dumbing everyone down.

To...83. Ha - May 22, 2008 9:50 PM

Who are you calling idiots, idiot? Perhaps you ought to do some research before you go calling people names and make gross generalizations. To wit:

From : http://www.babycenter.com/0_breastfeeding-after-breast-augmentation-implants_8680.bc

"CAN I BREASTFEED?

It's likely, but it depends on the kind of surgery you had. Incisions made under the fold of the breast or through the armpit shouldn't cause any trouble. The most popular method, making a "smile" incision around the areola, puts you at greater risk for problems.

If the nerves around the areola were not cut or damaged during surgery, you may be able to nurse fully or partially. Nerves are vital to breastfeeding because they trigger the brain to release prolactin and oxytocin, two hormones that affect milk production. Your chances of breastfeeding also improve if your milk duct system is intact.

There's no evidence that silicone from silicone implants leaks into breast milk, but even if it did, it probably wouldn't harm your baby. Silicone is very similar to a substance used to treat babies' stomach gas."

83 - you idiot, she got implants during the stripped tour. she confirmed it.

oh and idiot 83, you CAN breast feed with implants, milk will still form.
http://www.breastimplants4you.com/breast_feeding_complications.htm
read about it here, idiot.

Ewww, you can see those blue veins in her mammies!!

What a fake rack!

Maybe she should have gotten implants for her legs.

#82

Her and Tori Spelling must have went to the same implant quack!

Those TITS are as fake as her person.
Did she try to connect the TAP on them?
Or maybe she's trying to find work as a seven dollar fity-PROSTITUTE, who knows!!
One thing's for sure then: THE SEX IS DEFINITELY BETTER!!
I'm sorry to say but her PUSSY-MAN is impotent!!

PUMP THEM UP...PUMP THEM UP...They look like they are ready to BLOW!

Christina's tits are so disgusting, they make we want to puke. Big, veiny, stretchy, fake globes of skank. Gross.

15, do you have a clue? breastfeeding HELPS you lose the weight.

83, don't you mean "you can't breastfeed if you have implants" and the answer is yes you can.

Her veiny tits almost resemble the pattern on her shirt

She is NASTY. Those boobs are hideous-- the implants were bulging out of shape before she got knocked up, now her knockers look like somebody cut a basketball in half and stuck them under her pectoral muscles. Big, nasty boobs, bad blonde hair, too much make up, ugly dress and ridiculously large sunglasses. She looks like my Aunt Estelle, and she's 75 years old!

I love it. LOVE IT- when people knock pics on here, for, lets see, veiny mammaries, short legs, fake breasts, and yet- i dont care what you say- no amount of bullshitting can convince me if she was standing in front of you, and wanted to either a)throw some oral your way or b)request that you you would decline. STFU already. Jesus. If only there was some way to make it a necessity to have a self portrait when you post, so we could see all these 'GQ' guys with such high standards, who in reality are living out of moms basement eating sphagettios and playing Quake 3 all day (yes, still) while taking time out of their busy schedule to critique celebs.

#22. Fuck off.

You obviously need to get your head out of your ass.
You might as well call. Angelina Jolie, Naomi Campbell ugly too.

This bitch, is the epitome of hot. She can dress like drag if she wants.
She's still hot with or without that make-up.
She looks better without make up anyway.

Then again you can call even the most beautiful person ugly.
And a skinny person fat.
Still doesn't give you creditability.

The first pair of tits I saw during puberty were my older cousin's. They were fucking huge (probably E cups), beautiful (hey, I was maybe 13), hanging about 3 feet away from my face, and mapped with blue veins with all roads leading to Rome...er, Nipple.

That was in the early 60's and I've been a big fan of blue-veined bodacious ta-ta's ever since.

why do u all hate on someone u dont even know personally...seriously grow the fuck up its annoying u act like little kids judging off looks and shit so wat u think u know the person by the stuff in the media in that case u know every military personally...i think not...grow up n stop with the hate comments cause i bet ur asses aint the best looking and mine sure the hell aint so no i dont think im hot shit im ugly actually...betting u are too

as for the purple lipstick comments go back to pre k seriously its a shade of pink and i happen to think her legs look gr8 better then most ive seen and yea i can say tht for the guys too seeing as im bi so what if she has implants its her life not urs her decision not urs shes happy her husbands happy then who cares wat every1 else thinks!!!! if she didnt have those implants then b4 having a child yall would still be making rude uneeded childish comments calling her flat chested and everything else y dont u stop judging every1 else for once seriously and no im no huge fan of her she is pretty the gods/goddesses blessed her for sure she does have some good songs im just not a huge pop listener but i do like her as well as most of her music

I feel bad for her! i just had a baby a month ago and breastfeed. If you leave your baby for a couple hours, your breast fill with milk and become engorged and in PAIN. Mine did the same thing last night when I went out and My boobs grew to her size. We cant control it and it sucks because it doesnt look good and it hurts. The only thing you can do is nurse or pump! By the way, I have implants and have no problems nursing. Also, breastfeeding makes the weight fall off. I was super skinny before pregnany....5'5" 105lbs, and I lost the weight in 4 weeks...Now I am 10 lbs away from were I was and it is solely because of breastfeeding...just to clarify some of the comments I read.

I feel bad for her! i just had a baby a month ago and breastfeed. If you leave your baby for a couple hours, your breast fill with milk and become engorged and in PAIN. Mine did the same thing last night when I went out and My boobs grew to her size. We cant control it and it sucks because it doesnt look good and it hurts. The only thing you can do is nurse or pump! By the way, I have implants and have no problems nursing. Also, breastfeeding makes the weight fall off. I was super skinny before pregnany....5'5" 105lbs, and I lost the weight in 4 weeks...Now I am 10 lbs away from were I was and it is solely because of breastfeeding...just to clarify some of the comments I read.

102- yes deformities that can make u crippled eventually are super hot.
22- appartently big rat noses on 5 foot two drag queens with bowed legs are the epitome of hot as well

99- hot for your cousin eh?? someone like you WOULD think this wigger female impersonator piece of shit looks good....

Personally I would tap her time n time again, I have always perfered her over brit n so wat if she had implants more to play with. She normally looks really good when she aint got much makeup on. I have met her in person and she is really nice! I think unless you have met them you shouldn't be horrible to someone. Fine have your own comments but keep them to your self!