May 21 2008Britney Spears' dad pays himself 10 grand for his dad skills
Britney Spears' dad Jamie Spears gave up his private catering career to wrangle in his daughter's crazy. He decided to pay himself (from Britney's estate) $10,000 for lost wages. I can't remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil? The dude earned it. The Sun reports:
The court papers said: "As a result of the responsibilities Mr Spears has assumed as Temporary Conservator of the Person and Temporary Co-Conservator of the Estate, he has been unable to continue his prior employment and thus no longer has the source of income he previously had in order to pay his expenses and bills."
I added pics of Britney going out to eat last night after returning from her reign of terror in Costa Rica. Mostly because they're new and, also, I get a lot of e-mails asking for posts that make readers feel like "a chicken wing on the buffet at Bonanza." What can I say? I'm a giver.
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. Ted from LA - May 21, 2008 2:23 PM
Don't task my pricture wihout my premisssssion.
2. Jumpin_J - May 21, 2008 2:24 PM
Not FRIST, uh first, oh crap.
3. Anonymous - May 21, 2008 2:24 PM
She looks so sad in some of these pictures.
4. dsdsd - May 21, 2008 2:25 PM
third
5. yodolayheehoo - May 21, 2008 2:25 PM
Goodness, her hair is so greasy. Doesn't she wash it? I just don't understand. I'm not a celebrity, but I don't leave my house to go out to a nice dinner with greasy hair, makeup, and skin! UGH!
6. Anonymous - May 21, 2008 2:29 PM
Wow, such lively eyes. The lights are on, but nobody is even near the house.
7. husbandclothes.com - May 21, 2008 2:33 PM
Britney looks so nice when she dresses conservatively!
SHE SHOULD ALWAYS DRESS THIS WAY!
Looking pretty classy Brit. She seems to be doing a lot better, though she does look sad...
8. fygu - May 21, 2008 2:36 PM
Nice fivehead. How is it she just keeps getting uglier? She's aging terribly.
9. BunnyButt - May 21, 2008 2:38 PM
Nice reward for fucking up your kids. How do I get that job?
10. axel - May 21, 2008 2:38 PM
she's a bit sunburned
11. pondering - May 21, 2008 2:47 PM
Seriously, what happened to her? I don't even recognize her. I saw the video "baby one more time" the other day and I wanted to cry.
Where's that schoolgirl????????????????????????????????
and yeah, #9 - I agree!
12. Auntie Kryst - May 21, 2008 2:52 PM
The price for a barrel of oil is now around $130. We have to find an alternative fuel source. Why are we not mining her face??
13. Amelie - May 21, 2008 3:01 PM
Britney is beginning to get a glow back and is naturally beautiful grease or no grease. She just needs help in the hair dept. and a bit more training.
14. KITTY! - May 21, 2008 3:03 PM
@12 - We can try to mine her face, but I think an environmental group has already declared her entire head as a protected area to save an endangered species of cootie.
15. Poor Britney :( - May 21, 2008 3:10 PM
She does look really sad in some of these pics. It's not even funny anmore. I think I might actually feel bad for her. Most of her problems are self inflicted, but my god
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!! [said in that cris whatever-his-name-is voice]
But honestly, I do think she needs a break. I know everyone is going to say she should just stay home, but she shouldn't have to be a hermit.
16. oakling - May 21, 2008 3:12 PM
"I can't remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil?"
*raises hand* Um... like a month ago when she flashed the world getting out of a cab. Right? Or does it not count if she's actually wearing underwear for once? Because I still think that's too close for comfort.
17. veggi - May 21, 2008 3:13 PM
Of course she's sad. She just found out the McRib isn't coming back until September..
cute parrot story in the link cause I'm an idiot..
18. Dilawar from Bangalore - May 21, 2008 3:13 PM
I remember her glory of days, she was unbelievably beautiful. She was my favorite blonde girl. Now she's not, no? A bit on the greasy side. I was going to come to America to meet my blonde girl of my dreams, but she is no longer in exist. I wish her all best. How can I get in touch wih her to express my sadness at the loss of my blonde girl? I love blondes. I don't have them in my country.. (sad face)
19. Vince Lombardi - May 21, 2008 3:16 PM
WTF!?!?! No gratuitous beaver shot? She's cured!
20. hickery stick - May 21, 2008 3:20 PM
18- I bet they have restraining orders though.
21. mrs.t - May 21, 2008 3:22 PM
Is the expanding forehead yet another side-effect of her meds?
22. mrs.t - May 21, 2008 3:23 PM
On second look, it's more of a receding hairline issue. God, this poor woman.
23. hurry up and look good again ur almost 30 - May 21, 2008 3:30 PM
britney!
take out your weave, go solid blonde, get some long bangs, take a shower, lose 15 pounds
24. nini - May 21, 2008 3:43 PM
i love her dress !!
25. Jennyjenjen - May 21, 2008 4:11 PM
Her hairline is receding from years of extensions pulling on her scalp. Why doesn't she ever wash her hair? She lacks basic hygiene skills and she is a grown woman with two children! @6 is right, she's so doped up on psych meds that there is no one home..
26. Susmo - May 21, 2008 4:29 PM
I have experience being conservator of someone else's estate, and paying yourself for whatever wages you've lost is pretty standard. Considering how much he was probably making as a caterer, and how much her estate is worth, ten grand seems reasonable.
27. Ted from LA - May 21, 2008 5:15 PM
Ya'llll think she looks "sad?" Where I come from we call it "drunk."
28. E.D. - May 21, 2008 5:15 PM
She needs to lay off eye makeup al..natural would be much better!
29. Lea - May 21, 2008 6:35 PM
I love how 11 says wheres that school girl... um britney is 25, not 16 like in that video. Also that was 9 frickin years ago..
30. Do_Freebird - May 21, 2008 7:06 PM
She looks well sedated.
I wonder how many Qualudes you can stuff into a Moon Pie?
31. Grunion - May 21, 2008 7:36 PM
I love when she pulls her hair back, it really emphasizes her growing baldness
32. FCS - May 21, 2008 7:37 PM
I don't know what she is on but give me some
33. r - May 21, 2008 7:42 PM
She looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT in these pics, her thighs are huge, plus she has manly neck and arms,
34. Erica - May 21, 2008 7:57 PM
16. That was Emma Watson.
35. King Of Scotland - May 21, 2008 10:18 PM
Sad she looks about 40. It's over. 10 years since B,OMT this year.
36. riz - May 21, 2008 10:32 PM
she really should just take out the weave. BRITNEY HONEY, TAKE OUT THE WEAVE, PLEASEEE.
cute little bobs are in. your hair HAS to have grown at LEAST as long as katie holmes' stupid little haircut, right? than can be worked with. it would at least look better than what you've got now.
maybe someone should team her up with a real hair stylist. even jessica simpson's guy could do her wonders.
she should head to the city. like NEW YORK city. lots of walking around there, no driving, she could lose some weight, get some fresh air, maybe even some anonymity since the paps don't seem to be as HUGE of an issue as they arei n LA
37. ixz - May 21, 2008 11:00 PM
I don't know looking at her now it looks like... I don't even know, but she was stunning back in the day, it looks like the shape of her face has changed, but that could be the weight she's put on.
Hell I hate her, her music sucks, but she used to be something nice to look at, she seems to be getting her shit back together so I have some faith that she'll get her appearance together as well and be that good looking again.
38. cookie monsta - May 21, 2008 11:18 PM
Ted Fkn Bundy had more sparkle in his eyes than this poor miserable creature ... pity Mel didn't (couldn't) get all crazy with her and talk some sense into her vacuous existence ..
39. Your Mom - May 22, 2008 3:49 AM
Is anybody else disturbed by the size of her forehead?
40. jem - May 22, 2008 5:34 AM
she looks fantastic
41. snarky - May 22, 2008 7:48 AM
She's looking a little thick, but I have to admit (and it pains me to say this) there's still something beautiful about her face; I think its her eyes and the shape of her face (though the receding hairline and huge forehead aren't very attractive); almost a Marilyn Monroe thing going on. Anyways, her glory days are definetly over, but the bloom is not completly off the rose yet.
42. pigkeepr31 - May 22, 2008 9:17 AM
She's has man hands!! She going to be the typical fat redneck woman, overweight and too tired and out of breath to get dressed. I giver her 5 years before she starts going out in public in oversized nightgowns and slippers. And her hairline is receeding since she shaved her head. Damn Girl, what happened?
43. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 22, 2008 9:45 AM
At this point, let's verb her, as in the sentence "Eeewww, you really 'britneyed' that dress you bumpkin..."
44. gerard Vandenberg - May 22, 2008 12:15 PM
...........................this asshole also wants to be a millionaire?
45. Charlie - May 23, 2008 2:51 PM
She's beautiful... it looks like it must have been a hot evening, since not only is her skin visibly oily and sweaty, her hands are clearly swollen and her arms too, and most of the girls I know show the same effects.
I wish something good would happen to her, so we'd see her smiling... I've always found her beautiful, even when she was 'out of shape' and in crisis. I find it heartbreaking to see a young woman looking this sad.