May 19 2008Britney Spears wears another bikini, God promises to look into it

omg FIRST to lick her fat ass!

FIRST TO SEE BRITNEY, BITCH!

SECOND.
she doesn't look that bad...

Hell..I'd hit it.....but then anything short of Rosanne I'd probably hit.

I'd still push her poo in.

I still think shes sexy

So, what, did she have massive gas in those earlier pictures? She's still chubby but in these pics it doesn't look like she swallowed a large beach ball (more like a medium).

Please hit the gym...baby one more time!!!!

I'd love to have a threesome with Britney and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Afterwards we could lay around and curdle...I mean, cuddle.

she's just bloated. she's WAY less gassy here. perhaps she took a crap.

ha!! awesomely hilarious.

Fish I have to gice you the hats off. That was some great commentary!

Man, I would fuck the shit out of her. Not too fat, not too skinny... I would fuck the awful memories of Federline out of her.

Huh, guess the day after or (3 months after) pill worked after all..

She needs Kim's body.

Then everything would be okey-dokey.......

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Good God... When they told you to pucker Brit, they didn't mean your ass...

I think Britney is beautiful. If I saw her on the street I would think her an average girl. Some people forget where she came from...she could be you. She's a woman who made quite a few mistakes and I wish her the best.

that cellulite looks non-photoshopped. get the hell back to the gym, brit-brit.

I'm guessing the earlier pics where taken right after a meal. She probably still has a massively messed up digestive system after abusing stimulants and laxatives. She probably wander off for a little privacy, when into the water, released an inhuman stream of explosive diarrhea, and then returned looking slimmer. Notice she's wearing a different swimsuit, because the other one had to be burned. The good thing is, the water quality actually went UP because it's a third world country and white people's shit is like ambrosia to them.

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT ...........GO BRITTANY !
U look great .

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT ...........GO BRITTANY !
U look great .

Looks like she's ah turnin' into some nice farm girl stock. check out those haunches. I betchya she could haul a John Deere combine y'all.

#15

The only way Brittney could have Kim Kardasian's body is by getting big implants like Kim. Getting lipo suction on the stomach and then gaining 30 pounds because Kim is 45 pounds overweight and Brittney is about 10 pounds overweight. Kim originally had a pear shape body (small on top and fat on the bottom.) At least Brittney can run around the beach without having to cover her butt with a sarong like Kim. When Kim goes in the water she has to cover her big loose wide butt with a towel or sarong!

that's asking a lot of a swimsuit...hell, that's asking a lot of the sun.

Certainly helped by her $150 Ed Hardy bikini

She deflated from Amy Lee back down to Britney Spears. She's still really fat, but she less resembles a seal (Amy). Now she just looks like that girl from high school who was a cheerleader freshman year, then put on weight and had to put out to keep getting attention from guys. I loved that girl.

She's got Jimbo's figure and veggi's skin, to go with Frist's look of intelligence and sophistication.

A 25 year old with the body of an out-of-shape 40 year old.

DO NOT WANT

man looking at these pictures it really makes me wonder, why did i ever beat off to her pictures in high school?

HAhahahahhahahhahhaa @ at the commentary.. Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You guys aren't seeing the whole package. When you get her home in her bikini, you get to kiss her chin zits while she croons gibberish at you in what a retarded child imagines to be a British accent. Then, if you're lucky, you get her bikini off and are treated to the sight of her low-hanging boobs, stretchmarks, c-section scar, and thoroughly abused labia. Lord only knows what will be staring back at you if she wants doggie...and she will. She's got it all! Enjoy!

Its. Not it's.

#28. If you look like that good at 40, you're damn lucky.

LMAO! You never cease to make me laugh. :)

LMAO! You never cease to make me laugh. :)

There are a few extras in this series where the photographer pulled back and all you can see is fish floating belly up...

#28

Correction; Kim Kardaskank looks like she had 3 kids because she is 45 pounds overweight, and Brittney looks like she gained 10 pounds which she could easily get rid of within 2-3 weeks. Most Americans are 30 or more pounds overweight like Kim Kardaskank. Like it or not; Brittney looks better than 70 percent of the fat Americans.

Yawwwn. A normal sized American woman at the beach. Sure, her job description says she should be skinnier, but she's not exactly staying on top of her career right now anyway.

Makes me wish I was at the beach right now.

this russian chick is WAY hotter: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episode-4.html

#38 - Gulp. A fat American woman in her pretend world of acceptance.

Dear god....that is the funniest thing I've ever read....

I'd much rather watch Britney frolic in the surf ANY DAY than Amy Crackhouse terrorize all of England...

Marj:

What career?

I still would.....

She's not the hot little piece of ass she was when she was 19yrs old but she still looks better than most chicks.

Oh, #1 & 2 - both losers!

She looks pretty good.
I'm a little concerned about the 'KILLS' and various Knights Templar or whatever messages on her bikini. Whatever happened to, like, a simple SPEEDO printed somewhere ?
Good for Mel for helping her out - but what exactly is he getting her into ?

for the idiots that think she's only 10 lbs overweight... it's more like 20-25.

good god leave the poor whale alone, she's trying to stay in remote locations and lets face she looks way better then me in swim suit...

LMFAO that is the funniest story I've ever read on here. THen Sid made me lmao even more

she doesn't look that bad...

Any time that fat chain-smoking cunt goes in the water, she risks having a harpoon thrown at her.

At least she was kind enough to wear a bikini with a warning over her cooch.

She looks alright. Maybe a little on the chunky side, but I'm cool with that. Hell, maybe I like podgy mental chicks.

at least she's no Amy Winehouse.

The swimsuit is a bit too small. I still think she looks just fine. She's not fat.

Someonew told me she saw her on " c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m" lastweek. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

HAHAHAHA she DOES have cellulite! YAY

#48

Perhaps 10-15 pounds overweight but at least she is not 45 pounds overweight like Kim Kardasian.

"The swimsuit is a bit too small. She's not fat."

LMAO! That's exactly like a Simpsons episode where Homer complains that all of his (large-sized) swimsuits turn into thongs when he puts them on...

Hey Kimberly that's not how you spell her name. Please get off the library computer at your junior high.
And to the douche who can't shut up about Kim Kardashian in every post if she lost 45 pounds would you like her then?? Would you?? You're a pathetic idiot. STFU and put a bullet in your skull.

I still want to eat her p*ssy......id like for her to sit on my face and suffocate me with his ass

She's really hot. She may have a little gut, but it matches mine, so after sex we can strum the gut together. I've had sex with hundreds of women way fatter than her so she's a definite improvement. Plus, her standards have really lowered so I'll have no problem. I'm buying my plane ticket now. Brit - hold the cheetos until I get there!

Ok, first off, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read, despite the obvious misogynistic tone. Gloria Steinem will have my ass for laughing at it.

Secondly, Britney looks great and men need to worry about the size of their own asses instead of constantly criticizing women and prolonging eating disorders.

your story was funny, but she doesn't look that bad.

I checked and it's true, I DO have a fat ass. It's funny how you can forget about that thing since it's behind you. This is just further proof that we're meant to be together.

If I had to bet on it, I'd say Brit weights less than Kim.

Marj - May 19, 2008 5:38 PM

Yawwwn. A normal sized American woman at the beach. Sure, her job description says she should be skinnier, but she's not exactly staying on top of her career right now anyway.

agreed

At least the haz-mat warning has been posted over her coochie that it KILLS. " If thou touchest the coochie of the Brit, thou shalt surely die."

SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN SHE DID AT THE VMAS!

i'm failing to see what everyone else is seeing. this is what counts as a disgusting figure now? oh god i'll be alone forever. *stabs self in heart. misses because saggy breasts mislead knife as to actual location of heart. walks around rest of day with vegetable knife poking out from between ribs*
joking apart, this site is now almost entirely dedicated to tits. come onnnnnnnn superfish, just change the ratio of tits:gossip a wee bit in favour of gossip, pleaaaaaaasssssee

Wow, I usually think the writer here on this web site is quite funny, but honestly, enough already. Talk about beating a dead horse, I would love to see a pic of the writer, and then have everyone critique him/her, i'm sure they would probably cry themselves a sleep and then promise god that they would never make fun of anyone ever again, lol. Then again he/she is probably jjust an asshole and has no idea what it is like to have a kid and the changes your body will go through, either way, the writer is an asshole! lol....

allie, i'll comfort you. you may need to pay for everything though.

#61

I would never be interested in Kim because of her bad character flaws; superficial, self absorbed, not very bright, fat, and lazy. I am not into implants either, they feel gross. I would also be concerned about getting an STD. You should consider going to the library and reading some self help books because you sound very angry and uptight over a Web site.

At least kim makes a conscious effort to get rid of the cellulite off of her ass.....as for brit weighing less I'll believe it but you should take in account of kim's boobies, and butt no beer belly for her

You say "tits" like it's a bad thing.

#75

The only reason Kim made an effort to get rid of her hideous cellulite is because she was doing PlayBoy or else she would have just depended on photoshop like all her other pictures. Kim got big implants to make her pear shape body look balanced and to get attention. If Britt got lipo then she would not gain it on her stomach. Kim's big fat wide loose ass must weigh 20 pounds; each of her thunder thighs must weigh at least 10 pounds each!

I think she looks great. she's healthy and normal.

so what if she has some cellulite... who the fuck doesn't?

maybe if her bottom was bigger, the whole bathing suit ensemble would be more put together, but other than that--- at least all her goodies are tucked away.

holy shit. i know this site is called the Superficial but she does NOT even look that bad and she sure as fuck isnt fat. this is what real women look like. sorry we're not all Megan Foxes or Jennifer Anistons but most of us dont have months off at a time when we're not doing a movie or millions of dollars to pay someone to get us looking perfect or tell us how to throw up our meals correctly. no wonder we all feel like shit all the time.

don't care who you are they take a toll on your body. So for having two kids she looks amazing.

Brooke Hogan in a couple years.

a haiku by fizz byers:

britney wades waist deep
into the ocean to pee
toxic pacific

#79

YES! You are totally right! How many dudes are passing judgement on all these women (not just Britney) who might look down once in awhile to see their hairy, pimpled guts staring back at them. Most every guy would be ECSTATIC to get with a Britney or a supposedly chunky Jennifer Love Hewitt.

HEY GUYS....HIT THE GYM......MOST OF YOU LOOK LIKE ROTUND WATERMELONS PERCHED ON TWIGS (beer belly)....OR ADVERSELY PALE TONELESS EXPANSES OF GIGGLY FLESH. Appreciate that any woman even contemplates fucking you.

#15 and 75

I've seen pictures of Kim Kardassian in some of her swim suits (not the photoshoped pictures) and she has stomach flab as well as butt flab, thighs flab, and hip flab. But most of the time we do not see Kim's stomach flab, hip flab, thigh flab, and butt flab because she wears body shapers and girdles and she covers part of her stomach and her entire butt when she wears a sarong while wearing her swim suits. If Kim was out running around having fun on the beach like Brittney; we would see a lot of flab bouncing every.

BOYCOTT MEN

I love this site. Reading the posts just makes me feel among friends. You're all a-holes, even when you pretend to be nice. I love you guys.

I love those skull crusher thighs. She has had time to detox from the environmentally hazardous material that is K-Fed's semen. I'd make a new woman out of her in a New York minute - repeatedly.

when did fat become average?? i just couldn't ride that. all of the jiggling would make me hurl!

Now there's the body of a linebacker! In the wrong career, I tell you. Maybe she can bring the 49ers back from the dead.

She looks good to me.

#88

when did average become fat?? oh thats right, when Hollywood and ignorant men like you decided that anything over 105 pounds is overweight. just because she doesnt have washboard abs and there's a foot of cellulite on her not-anorexic thighs, that means she's fat.

#88

when did average become fat?? oh thats right, when Hollywood and ignorant men decided that anything over 105 pounds is overweight. just because she doesnt have washboard abs and there's a foot of cellulite on her not-anorexic thighs, that means she's fat.

Fat and Ugly and Scarred Up and Used Up.

You try popping out a few kids and see what you look like! I'm not a Brit fan, but give the girl a break, she looks damn good!

If you think she's not fat, it only means you are bigger (IOW a cow). There is no excuse for anyone being fat. Excercise and watch what you fucking eat.

95

ooo...ouch. saying those of us who don't think she's fat must mean we're fatter. that's so original. come up with that one on your own?

she looooooooooooks supa ugly
her old days r gone
britney ya ova ma girl
get a life

http://www.officialkimkardashian.com/kim-style/

All you assholes talking shit bout Kim K....take a look at the link, she ain't covering up in this pic...and there aint nothing wrong with her butt!!

She looks great, i don't know what you guys were talking about, don't you remeber the MTV awards.... she looks 10 times better! Way to go Britney

She looks great, i don't know what you guys were talking about, don't you remeber the MTV awards.... she looks 10 times better! Way to go Britney

For those of you who are saying Britney is fat, it appalls me. She had 2 children and still has a body that she can show off in a bikini. And if you consider this fat, no wonder there are so many girls that are anorexic and bulimic. You are all rude and most likely more of a fat ass than she'll ever be. And I myself am not a huge Britney fan either.

Her body looks fine, it's her messed up face and -150 IQ that makes her unattractive.

Britney looks great. She looks like normal girls who you see in real life on a daily basis. It's much more respectable to see that as opposed to fake women who spend more time getting dolled up than actually doing something with their lives. Britney isn't really doing anything with hers either, but she's overcome alot lately and deserves to be happy the way she is.

I think it's funny that Britney is a lot heavier than that "plus size" girl who just won America's Next Top Model.

hahahaa holycrap thats an awesome narrative.
"Y'AAAALLLLL!" haha how could that not strike fear into the heart of man?
I think i pooed ><

Actually, I thought superfish was pretty funny in this one lol I almost choked on my cherry coke whilst reading =P LOL

This is ridiculous. She's had 2 kids and her body looks pretty good anyway. She's definitely not fat, not even overweight, just average woman size.

I think it's pretty obvious that the writer is mostly tongue in cheek here and this site is just a parody of the absurdity of hollywood, its unrealistic standards, and the freaks that it produces.

Whatever. She still looks a hell of a lot better than I do.

Hmm. I'm going to say she's somewhere between average and fat. Could go either way.

Besides, her body isn't really the issue. It's her mangled face that is the greater concern. She could always go to the gym. Nothing is going to fully eradicate those premature folds and wrinkles on her face.

that was a great post y'aaaaall! I'd still bang one out on that though.

I'm not overweight but if I look that good after having two children...lucky me!!

She isn't fat you fat fuckers if she was fat she'd be fatter than fat and if you think she's fat than you're a fat fuck with a fat wife/husband you fat fuck with the fat gut you fat bastard fatty. Inside job?

She's chubby, but less appealing because of her giant man shoulders. I think she must be gay to be so mannish.

Don't make fun of the way I look. :(

I fail to see how she is 'fat'. Sure she's not skinny, but uh, last time I checked you couldn't have a hint of obliques and muscular shoulders. 'Fat' is having rolls of fat. 'Fat' is NOT being bigger than a size 0. Jesus Christ.

I think it would be hilarious if everyone on here had to post a picture of themselves with their comments... I wonder what would come out..

She looks healthy and after all we've heard about her lately, that is a good thing. She needs a more flattering swimsuit though.

Oh please she is not fat. She might be 5 or 10 pounds too chunky for Hollywood but to us Normies she is still doing better than the average woman. I'd kill to look as good and so would most women.

After 2 kids, drug abuse and a mental disorder, I'd say she's looking really good.. Atleast she looks "normal" and healthy... She won't be giving me nightmares like that scary bitch Amy! *shivers* Now that's some disgusting sheeeeet..

after 2 kids and doing alot of drugs and being married like a thousand of time... she still look good,..l. i still want her to be my bitch hahaa

after 2 kids and doing alot of drugs and being married like a thousand of time... she still look good,..l. i still want her to be my bitch hahaa

after 2 kids and doing alot of drugs and being married like a thousand of time... she still look good,..l. i still want her to be my bitch hahaa

Fish I can't stop laughing! You sick fuck! Awesome, best ever! If I had hands I would clap in approval. I don't though. I was born with no arms or legs. Only a prehensile anus.

Sid #19, totally hilarious.

She looks like a fucking professional wrestler!

Um 31. You cannot see c- section scars after they have faded away. I know because I have one. Also, my husband was never turned off one bit by it. I only hope that one day if the girl you are with happens to a have c- section you will still love her.

Ok what the?!
You guys are dilluded. She has an awsome body. Im sorry but you guys are all screwed in the head if you think shes fat. Shes looked alot worse!

Well after seeing these I surmise:

NOT PREGGERS..................JUST PUTTING ON WEIGHT FROM MEDS pretty common side affect.

SHE HAS HORRIBLE POSTURE , WHICH MAKES HER APPEAR MUCH FATTER THEN SHE IS... LOOK AT HOW SWAYED HER BACK IS AND HER LEGS ARE SLIGHTLY BOWED. Parents should have corrected that as a small child.

last.... DOES SHE OWN ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ED HARDY OR CA

I think she looks amazing!!!

I dont think she looks that bad... I think people are jes used to her lookin like Imma Slave 4 U Brittany.. Keep in mind the gurl had 2 kids.. I think she looks good for having 2 kids..

she looks fine... but why is her skin so dark [yes we know it didnt used to be]

...and why is there metalwork around her navel ?

oh... and what is the message of the bikini... ?

reveal yourself to us...

[that's the bikini not the body...]

Funny everyone says she looks ok now. These same people said she looked FAT at the VMA's. She looked better on the awards show.

I'd hit it either way.

Why yes, #114. HEY ! Now that you mention it - I think it was.
Mr. frog #132 - Over here in Hong Kong, ChungKing Mansions, we view the 'KILL, KILL" on bikini as some sort release - or sign of stress or... things to come.(Look out Mr. Fed)
'Frank' from 16th floor recentwee was here and we had bit of popcorn. 'Frank' say 'KILL KILL' bikinis freak him out just lil' bit. He say basic white or black...(and he watch lot of movie....) better reveal inner soul and cellulite.

Yeah Amy Winehouse has raised the shocking photo bar pretty high, photos of Britney looking like an average girl on a beach aren’t anything special any more.

I will never grumble about the spam on here again, folks (which I always do under another name, of course). I was just on another blog - travel related - where I watched in horror as some spammer loaded literally hundreds of fake posts in a matter of minutes. At least 700 were posted in the 7-8 minutes I watched, and the spammer was still going strong when I left. Yeah, the spammers here piss me off, but, damn, we've got it good in comparison.

I "used" to be a fan of yours, but not anymore. I cannot believe the comments you are making about her body. She looks wonderful and you can tell she works out. She eats, she's NOT anorexic, so duh duh duuu duuuuummmm she's not stick thin. Get a life you sad excuse for a human being.

I fucking hate the people who comment here. You, however, are fucking hysterical. This is awesome.

it's all about perspective. if you think this hog ain't fat than you need to get a mirror because you must be HUGE! this trailer trash bitch is a disgrace to the human race. no pride, no self respect. her family is the same way. they are all slobs and sluts. i am jesus!

when did mike tyson start wearing bikinis?

She looks all right.

As entertaining as it was to see her crazy, it's good to finally see her look happy and healthy.

She's not fat. She looks like she's a healthy weight. I think she looks good for having had two kids.

God - shes not that bad - leave the girl alone. Shes had two kids, gone through (and still is) a highly emotional roller coaster ride - shes looking way better. I say just leave her alone.

Warning: this is for all of you sluts that have children. Once you do so, your body will never be the same. Your vag is stretched and never feels good anymore as it is now to accomadate the passage of 8 lb. fetuses PLUS nothing is grosser than c-section scars. Nothing.
And you wonder why we men cheat and go out with younger women behind your fat ugly cellulite ridden backs?
Yep. You need to realize like you did not so long ago in this world, that your only true role is to raise children, keep the house clean, and cook for the man.

The sex role is ONLY for young and attractive women who have not been ruined by child bearing. This is not a nice thing to say but it is true. You know it is true. It hurts? Reality hurts. Remember when they showed the Bambi movie when you were in first grade? It taught you the reality that Life Sucks.

Now get over it. It's time to get your master (husband) up and cook for him. See the kids off to school. Then get your old fat ass busy cleaning HIS house.
Yeah, he is gonna be late AGAIN tonight. He is busy getting laid by a YOUNG attractive (nonchild bearing) woman. It's his duty. You know your's bitch. Get busy.

She doesn't look half bad in those pics, yea she looks chubby but not obese.

Her skin actually looks really good apart from the mouth area, i'd totally tap that booty :D

she looks real good in those pics-all of you critsizing her must be anorexic. oh-and to "Fat chicks with scarred stomaches", on the whole pregnancy thing yeah-i know one woman who should have never been pregnant-your mom. shame she didnt abort your ass.

haha-"Fat chicks with scarred stomaches" is bitter because he's never been laid! don't worry though hon-i hear you can get blow up "girlfriends" from those adult stores....oh-whats that, even THEY reject you? i would suggest you try sheep as they can't look round to loom at your ugly fuck face but i would feel really bad for the poor poor sheep!

She honestly doesn't look that bad

Wowow, Fat Chicks with Scarred Stomachs, I hope you get aids. Your such a bitte loser. You should just kill urself.

Wowow, Fat Chicks with Scarred Stomachs, I hope you get aids. Your such a bitter loser. You should just kill urself.

Wowow, Fat Chicks with Scarred Stomachs, I hope you get aids. Your such a bitter loser. You should just kill urself.

Jebus, I haven't even had my coffee yet. Goddamnit Ashley, it's too fucking early for thrice posted bad grammar you twit.

On second thought, I'd knock her up. I need the money.

damn funny hahahaaaaa

I KEEP HEARING ABOUT "SHE HAS KIDS", SOOOO WHAT? MY MOM HAS 5 KIDS AND SHES 102 POUNDS. CAUSE SHE EXERCISES DAILY AND WATCHES HER FOOD! STOP USING YOUR DAMN KIDS AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR LAZINESS! WORK OUT AND U WONT BE AS FAT AS U ARE NOW, WITH OR WITHOUT KIDS!

Ahhhhhh....good to see southern, white, inbred trash never changes.....

Hey, "Fat chicks with scarred stomaches" --

Sieg Heil...you lingo-badgering moron.

While I disagree with all you have to say I will defend to the death your right to...naahhhh. Shut the fuck up!

I think Britney looks great. Certainly not to the same degree as when she was on top of her game, but very attractive nonetheless. Remember, photographs tend to add a few pounds to subjects. And it appears she is without any makeup in these shots. That would make a difference as well.

I just wish she would drop her top like some of the other celebs do. I'd like to see those milk duds.

These wretched attacks by the wiccan women inhabitting this site are proof positive of the horror that awaits every young man. As women defecate forth children and their once appealing bodies metamorphisized into the "Mother Form" (scarred and fatty deposits on the stomaches), they also undergo a variety of substantial psychological mutations. As nature makes a young sweet woman a mother, the instinct to protect her rancid brood makes her more agressive towards others therefore less "sweet" and kind.
It is at this point that a man should discard the foul witch and and move on to a young unweathered and once again sexy female.
Mothers are for children, not men.
Sorry if my logic damages the feelings of you older formerly attractive now deformed into a mother types. Don't worry, even though you can no longer attract the virile young men you so desperately crave, you can always take up "Mother" hobbies such as needlework and gardening.

You always have your memories of the good times. That were now seemingly so very long ago.

Now go sweep and cook. Your man will be home soon and needs good nourishment for his sexual escapdes later. (God I hate used up Hags)

To Fat chicks with scarred stomaches:

bagabi lacha he lamac lamac bachaleya...as you read this, i and all the mighty ones curse you with a limp dick, an inability to ejaculate, and zits that cover your entire back and face. your "girlfriends" (stalker vicitims) will desert you, your genes will die with your last breath and your last thoughts will be of deep and utter remorse for the life you wasted...oh wait, my wiccan gods already beat me to it.

in that case, try to have a nice day (as if you could).

I think she looks good. Or at least much healthier than she was. Bally's is doing good for her. But yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs. We have already seen the rest of her!

I think she looks good. Or at least much healthier than she was. Bally's is doing good for her. But yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs. We have already seen the rest of her!

I think she looks good. Or at least much healthier than she was. Bally's is doing good for her. But yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs. We have already seen the rest of her!

once.

lay off britney. yeah, she used to be waaaaay hotter than the average person, but considering more than half of america is now considered obese, I'd say brit looks good.

#165 - Which half are you in?

I love only the FAT parts of kim kardashian likes!!
You're just a lazy piece of SHIT!!
kim is still HOT and HORNY!!

#159

Dude, only losers who can't make hot women mothers (i.e., fuck) waste their time writing long comments on a gossip site. By being bitter they also announce to the world that even the fat, ugly, hairy women won't touch them.

In case you didn't know, there is a solution to that: cyanide.

Please remove this pork from the top of the page. Thank you.

#167

Kim looks hot in her photoshop pictures but in real life she is a fat chick that bought implants so her body would not look uneven by having a big lower half. She wears make up like a drag queen and relies on girdles to improve her body like the typical fat American female; there's nothing hot or special about this! She covers her big fat wide saggy ass when she wears a swim suit because she knows she is not hot unless her pictures have been airbrushed and photoshopped.

@159

Just because your beloved mother looks like a sofa after having children and embarrassed the hell out of you as a child doesn't mean that all women will look like her.

#170

Brittney looks hot in the first pic. Her stomach looks flat. Kim's stomach looks like Brittney's stomach but we never see profiles of Kim running on the beach because she knows her flab would stick out like Brittneys stomach and she also covers her stomach and huge butt with a sarong while at the pool or beach.

I am impressed by your voracity and this is exactly what I am talking about. Elderly dement whores such as yourself pathetically babbling some contrived baby talk trying to frighten a man. Wow. Thank you. You made my day. Unfortunately I must reveal to you a few things regarding your chanting "curse". Namely your personal ineptitude and atavistic behavior.

Sweetheart, (I know at your age your heart is cursted filthily with atheroslerotic plaque) let me remind you that when the Romans invaced the witch or Druidic stronghold of their hilarious relgion at Anglesey 2000 fucking years ago, all of their kings Druids and all of their kings men, couldn't stave the rational invasion (introduction of civilization over primitive lifestyle - animism) of the modern Roman army. The witches and Druids threw their little arms into the sky and chanted every curse they could.
And then the Romans slaughtered them with great ease and burned down their little goblin forest/temple.
Remember when the Romans sacked the Jew's Temple of Solomon in 70AD where the spirit of Yahweh lay in the Ark of the Covenant leading to the diaspora? Where was the protective spirit then?

And you, I touched a nerve didn't I? I would imagine I described you to a tee.

Ha ha what was that little incoherent prattling you hurled so impotently at I - sworm atheist, existentialist?
Gott ist tot, I scream in defense. Or how about plain ENGLISH...radical plastic surgery old woman!

I have already procreated a strong son, acne? I will wait on that one witch. My genes will die with me? That is true. So will the rest of me idiot. Ha ha !!!
Limp dick? I will try to fuck one of my women tonight or just masturbate and let you know later, I promise.
I hope you are correct about my stalking girlfriends deserting me. I need new and younger meat like maybe one of their daughters.
When I die I will be relieved to depart from a world so utterly ravaged by simpletons such as yourself.

Wiccan Gods? Tell me more. I like anthropology. Primitive superstitions practiced in ages before the dawn of L O G I C and science. (whore)

Have a nice day? Each day I live brings me closer to surcease from the daily turmoils and cognition that my specie consists of a certain intellectual inertia - an inability to adapt to a changing world. You manifest such symptoms. You ignorant filthy old unloved cunt. More silly curses please!!!

Now go place that enormous dildoe in your stenching hairy hell hole and think about how hard I would fuck you if you afford the alcohol for me to demean and warp my standards.

Go dance about a dying tree and chant and screech and think of me. Maybe to entertain others we should meet and i pound you into submission, witch. Until you call me "Master".

To that 'Fat Chicks' dude: I hate you, you're stupid.

Now that that's done, I think she looks better in these pics than the ones posted yesterday. Her belly went down, and she looks more tan. How does that shit happen overnight?
Spray tanners and colonics. Gross.

I still look better in my bikini.

Back at ya, darlin"!

:)

(I think that means she loves me)

She looks different from the previous pictures.
Her stomach looks fine although her thighs and bum have got some cellulite and are a bit bigger.

Overall though, even though she looked better in her younger days, she's still sexy.

Wiccan ethics prevent us from casting "curses" on others for malice, or personal gain. We believe in the law of Karma (a variant is also called "The Three-Fold Law"), which states that whatever we do, for good or ill, will return to us magnified. A Wiccan knows that if they cast a curse on someone, they will also feel the sting of the curse, and will feel it even worse than their target. These are just a couple of reasons curses are typically not cast by Wiccans. Also, Wicca teaches tolerance toward perceived foes, and seeks to mend any ills between people. If amends can not be made for whatever reason, the religion still teaches loving all people and accepting them for who they are regardless of differences.

See there, whore! You are told to love me. Even though I am a nasty woman hating bastard and the son of a rampant leg speader! Now apologize to your "Master" and maybe he will find it in his (certainly not his "heart") penis to forgive you. Send me an e-mailed pic and if your goods aren't too terribly damaged, I might permit you to send me flight tickets to your little uh underground hut or wherever you live (I am fearless of nature which (witch) is why someone of your blasphemous character cannot frighten me. I will show you the "light".
Just please for god's sake shave first and maybe douche with lemon juice before I get there, OK sweety?
OH! And wear your little costume!

Slán go fóill,cailleach

It's like looking at a old Nissan 280zx, you know it was great looking at one time and although it's a little worn you know that once you get inside she'll run just fine.

Her body may not be what it used to be....but come on, it is not so bad. She has had two kids afterall, ...I think we are going a little overboard with judging her body now.

i'd hit that

She's had 2 kids, she's been through a lot and she's doing better now, she looks better than a lot of American women, blah blah blah.

She has very little musical talent and made a hugely lucrative career out of looking sexy while lip syncing songs written and played by other people with actual talent. If she looked "normal and happy" (meaning, I guess, overweight and smiling in the pictures, for people easily fooled by surface appearances) back then, she never would have had a career.

And guess what? She hasn't retired. Her last album was released just months ago and consisted mostly of synth-techno orgasm-breath "singing." It was all about sex. If that's your calling card, you shouldn't look like you'd respond to pig-feeding calls.

I think she looks fine I don't get what all the fuss is about! Puh Leeze!

you're funny, man!! but i gotta say that brit looks pretty good!

call me an idiot but i don't see where she's fat? yeah, she has cellulite and she isn't toned but she's had two babies and is skinnier than 98% of americans who haven't had children.

184- I see the cellulite, but i actually think she is pretty toned. To have a hotter body she could lose 15-20 pounds, she is just overall thick and semi large. If she lost the weight it would make her frame look smaller, and improve her face.

thank goodness I'm vegetarian, I don't eat Pork.

she should also go even more blond and cut her weave 3 inches shorter, maybe get some long bangs

I think she looks great! Hollywood has a warped vision of bodies should look like anyway. I wished I could look that terrible!

BRITNEY IS LIKE AMERICA: BIG, BAD AND FAT LIKE A CAT IN A HAT! SEXY TIME!

you shut your mouth she looks great!

Yeah she looks fine. But not hot in a "wow she can't sing or dance very well but I'll tolerate her because I'd like to fuck her anyway" kind of way.

So yeah, her career is over.

She doesn't look that bad. She actually pretty much looks normal. The bikini is ugly though. Makes her crotch look weird and kinda poofy.

she's looked a lot better but she's also looked a lot worse...she looked way bigger (esp. in the belly) in the last bikini pics of her. Threre are definitly chicks way fatter than this that run around in bikinis all the time (they shouldn't, but they do.)

DEAR EDITOR
HAHAHAHAHA

would you marry me please?????
I LOVE YOU SO BAD!!

The self-serving hypocrisy of the commenters on this site is hilariously unbelievable. Pictures of a hot, skinny chick get posted, and everyone is nitpicking her apart. Pictures of a chunky Britney get posted, and everyone is cooing about how great she looks.

I think the standards for thinness in this country are ridiculous also, but you commenters need to stop creating double standards. If you really are about being accepting and open of people all shapes and sizes, you can't forget that includes both big and small.

its funny because most people on the planet look a hell of a lot worse than this. she used to be really pretty, now she is just average looking. compared to most women posted on this site she is average looking. she is definitely not fat though, or "chunky"... she just doesn't look like a supermodel - oh my god how DISGUSTING. get over it, as you sit there reading this, take a look at yourself please and tell yourself truthfully that more people would rather spend the night with you than with britney. :)

28" thighs is it deary? I am drop gead gorgeous and I am sure any man that would sink to your level would love to be with me and yes, I am 10 times more attractive than Britney.
Jealous aren't we?

I don't see anything wrong with her body?
She looks normal. Belove average if you look at some other americans...

I don't see anything wrong with her body?
She looks normal. above average if you look at some other americans...

she look perfectly fine, i bet half of you are fatter than her
and the only reason she is considered "fat" is because she's famous...

TO: FCWSS 145 & 159. Men don't always stay looking the same as they become a little older, they either lose their hair or grow a pot belly, And they sometimes devolop erectile disfunction!!!!!!

Your post just makes you sound like an IGNORAMOUS.

DUMBASS!!!

Dear Paula, ummm it is spelled I,G,N,O,R,A,M,U,S you mindless incontenant sloppy twatted daughter of a slut and a whore-mongering alcoholic. I have my hair and abdomenal muscles. My father has all of his hair.
As to the penis, would you prefer it in your mouth (I would to shut you up), or ass? I am not going for the baby hole. I like a little friction. Just bring the booze please.
And don't fall in love either. Just get off my bed and go the fuck home when I get off. Because when I am done with you I am done.
The only thing I need in a (young) woman is her orifices. I like quiet subservient types. You say one thing and betray your only station and you are (roughly) escorted out the door.

WOW...Paula I think you hit a nerve, Ya for sure you hit a nerve...Dont cry 202 it will be ok...As for you fucking anyone, I doubt that could ever happen.... I have a feeling you stink....yup thats it... Whats that?? your'e bald as well...ya thats a given..and escort you out what doo...r u are most likely homeless....hahahah shit your life sucks....your parents most likely hate you and I am just going to assume you are an only child....lol...i'm just kidding....hhaahahahhhahahha this site is beyond awesome....I love it....oh and one more thing... young women?? come on you are not fooling anyone...you like the bum hole for one reason only....ok ok i willl stop...awesome comments people keep up the good work.....lol...

Baby, I have all kinds of nerves and I would like to hit yours for you! I get laid when I want to. I make a call and go over and fuck. Really honestly it is that simple. I am good looking and in great shape and the lucky women I shove my manhood into should ( I am sure they do) thank their lucky stars for the honor of my dripping semen.
I have a nice home. Man style.
Yeah I like 'em young and yes I reserve the bumhole (stupid British whore learn how to speak AMERICAN) for older "looser" women, such as yourself.

bahhahahahahaha oh my god....this is sooo awesome....you are gay, don't deny it....i wish i was british.... old??..well if u consider 20 old..then yes i am old...lol....you like it "man style"..bum hole man style.... I know you are for sure old..thank you for confirming it...."man style"....tee hee heee..... p.s i'm just kidding with you...i love you....lol

Oh plz... Let her be just like she likes. If we never want to see Brit just like she was, we shouldn't no judge her ev'ry way.
She is young, she makes mistakes, like ev'ry other teenager girls does.
She was awesome, then was the "cathastrophe" and now, she strats to look herself again.
LoL for ev'ryone of you. She deserves her own peace.
Let's pray that, someday Britney Spears will be same as when she was singin Hit me baby one more time.

*nothing else to say*

To Lynne Spears:

You must feel like a fucking genius about now...no?

At least it's an Ed Hardy bikini.

BEST SUPERFICIAL POST EVER!! All Britney stories shouldbe written this way!

BEST SUPERFICIAL POST EVER!! All Britney stories should be written this way!

BEST SUPERFICIAL POST EVER!! All Britney stories should be written this way!

WTF so what if an average american looks like her? STILL TOO FAT. thats not healthy weight goddammit. stop comparing to others and think its okay to be fat just because everyone else is.

She has the best ass, I would love to eat that

I'm sorry, but I would do sexually whatever she wanted me to do. Take a butt plug, lick her feet, masterbate for her. You name it. I love her!

Would you allow her to put her feces into you ass for a day?

Ummmm, maybe I'm nuts or being way too nice today...but, I think she looks DAMN good! I'm about 5'1" and 105 lbs...and so trust me, I know a fat chick when I see one. She's not fat! For having 2 kids, her ass isn't actually that bad! We have to be a little realistic people! She looks better than the majority of Americans...AND she can still get any penis she wants. Guys, you can deny it all you want...but deep down you know she's 10 x's hotter than your girlfriend!

You're right Michelle... For having 2kids, her body looks just great (she could be looking like a meatball, but she woun't). Seriously guys, her weight is just normal and healthy for herself. Your girlfrends must be like skeletons if you're thinking that SHE is FAT.

Emmie: people who think she´s fat don´t have girlfriends...

Who gives a shit about her.... She's over, done, finished. The only thing good to come out of having to look at her gelatenous figure is the absolutely hilarious storyline that comes along with it. I seriously laughed until i peed. For sure the funniest thing I have read/heard/seen in years. Thank you for making this miserable world a little funnier

#95. I'm guessing you're one of those self-absorbed bitches who stalk the Earth. The girls who think they're so hot and have bangin' bods. No, I'm not a fatass. But I hate bitches like you.

Some of you are out of your fucking minds i.e. "she's fat". She is not fat rather she is just a normal looking young woman . She no longer has the super fit, tight toned body that she use to have but that doesn't mean she is fat in fact she looks much, much better than the majority of North American women her age!!!

In addition, #95 you are a moron.

Well, fuck. I'm 5'4" and 130 pounds, and I look similar to that. And I get hit on all the time and guys tend to compliment my "curvy" figure, which I guess means boobies and small waist. But apparently I'm fat, according to you people. And I did feel better about 20 pounds lighter, but my bones poked through my skin at that point, and men didn't give me a second look. So I believe that what you see here doesn't look so bad in real life. She probably does not look fat and even sexy in real life.

i think she looks good, a woman is suppose to have some curves like that (to a point, of course), who wants one as skinny as a stick?

im 26, red blooded male, and i can tell you, a little curves is better than seeing all the bones sticking out everywhere. i dont want a half-dead skeleton looking girl, i want a woman!

plus, shes popped out a couple babies. shes a hot mom if you ask me.

Wow - I think she looks great!!!

Some of you are way harsh!!!

She's not a teenager anymore...most women do gain a little weight in their 20's....not even gonna mention having children cuz even if she didnt have children, she still looks great!

She has an awesome figure!!!

Some of you are comparing her to perfection...and really, there's no such thing.

Bringing up cellulite...I cant even believe it. Most women have it. She has very little.

Whats wrong with "y'all"???

#218 Sam: You're right.. *grin*

CANKLES!!!!!!

she has 2 boys, and I think she looks not bad at all!!!go britney!!

I don't know who runs this site, but you're a fucking asshole. Britney Spears may be a train wreck right now, but:

1.) I bet she's still hella-fucking skinnier than 60% of the US

2.) She wasn't a train wreck until AFTER she got involved in fame, and seriously, who wouldn't buckle under all that shit? Being offered dope constantly? As if you're NOT going to get addicted. As if you're NOT going to get knocked up. As if you're NOT going to go fucking psycho-bitch on everyone's ass.

3.) She doesn't look that bad! How many kids had she already had when this picture was taken? Uhh, people have sattalite, jackass. Would you rather her go get surgery to take care of it, so you can gossip about THAT too?

People who own sites like this are going to rot in hell.

Seriously.

cellllllllutlite, shame old britters, move on babes to something new, your over

i laughed so hard at ur comment at the bottom about taco meat!!!

i laughed so hard at ur comment at the bottom about taco meat!!!

Some of you guys are very sick in the head! Don't you know what a "Mental break down" is! This beautiful young lady is going through some very hard times especially scents after her divorce and after a few mis-haps! Wyhat you all should be doing is "Praying" for her and hoping the best for her two little boys and her self in the future! I'm really ashamed off you all who said all of those sexually aweful comments of her! If you were going through the exact same thing as her and your sex was the same as her then you might know alot more of situation!

You guys are actually insaaane! She's looks sexy if you ask me,
Wish I looked like that :P

She's got curves in the right places, and NO WHERE NEAR flabby.
Come on guys, it's actually ridiculous how the media has changed perceptions. Her body is WAAAY hotter than the average woman you see on the street, and probably yours too.

So give credit where it's owed -- she's hot.