May 22 2008Britney Spears and the paparazzi are a match made in Heaven

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Myself and Brit's body are the true match in HEAVEN!! No matter what the pap believes about her abs and thighs, she remains my # 1 fantasy! Now if the pap would just get more shots of those almosttheavenly hips and thighs of hers!

That would get really annoying after a while...

LOOKING GOOD BRIT!

Something called bipolar.

I'd fuck her... but then again, I'd fuck almost anything.... except that disgusting Amy Winehouse. That bitch would gag a maggot off of a gut wagon.

Sounds like the mania is kicking in.

Man. She is getting more bald by the day. Check out how much her hairline is receding lately. Must be a combination of weave, too many ponytails, and maybe her new medication.

Soon she's not gonna have any hair to attach weave to.

Pregnant lover..

She's gotta be preggers....that gut doesn't match her relatively-thin arms.

pic #3 is weeeird. her head is stretched or somethin.

of course the paps and britney love each other, they make tons of money by keeping us all entertained. and i love it!!

I don't know shit about fashion, but aren't those sunglasses retarded? Or is the stupidly large and cheap look still in?

I'm the same as you Fish - I occasionally feel sorry for Britney with all the constant hounding. But then I remember I like her boobies. And quality of life should never get in the way of boobies.

Hey Britney, it's me, Randal!

You are looking GREAT and are pulling up your socks to get yourself to where you need to be at this point in your career and as a mother too!

Loving the color of your red swollen lips, which match the light shade of your form fitting top. Excellent choice.

Write back, ok? Luv ya! xoxo

Randal

nice droopy ass nipples Brit

3 words:

Suck It In..

The hunters are massing and soon the moment will arive Randa. Run!

What the hell is that dumbass mexican shutterbug spoutin off about?

Damn, I come here for the first time in a week and I get greeted by boring Shitney.

i don't know why

Isn't time for another boob post?

What a sad pathetic little creature.

I'd feel sorry for her but I'm pretty sure she doesn't give a fuck about anything but herself so fuck that.

Love the east- west tit action though.

How come Brendan Fraser is never on the fish?? The things I would do to him.....

I am fan of blonde brtney. Less grease today, yes? I like invite to her at my americn basement (many happy face).

Britney is a train wreck and hasn't been relevant in several years in the music businees. But, being constantly followed and hounded by the Paps 24/7 would suck ass.

That has got to be the dullest clip I have ever seen.

If you people want to read some insane shit.....go to X17 and read some of the comments the Britards leave over there. Holy shit are they fucking crazy. The lengths they will go to to defend this pig are unreal.

Exactly how is she eating it up? She is shopping. What is she supposed to do? Not look at a jumper because there happen to be a bunch of losers taking pictures of her? Just saying...

Exactly how is she eating it up? She is shopping. What is she supposed to do? Not look at a jumper because there happen to be a bunch of losers taking pictures of her? Just saying...

Brendan Fraser died a few years ago.

She almost looks half way normal here, although is she pregnant?!

hell - i'd hit it! ;o)

Brendan Fraser died? mcbeef, I regret to inform you that I think you're confusing an episode of Scrubs with real life. That man is still kickin', just out of work.

not hot,sloppy, pathetic...she has really reverted back to her "roots" ; low rent , no class, no education with a Wal Mart sense of style.This is the real Britney , not the fake one people were sold for so many years. No I am not jealous or a hater....she could have avoided the Pap's and most of the issues if she had tried. Swing baby you're gold and you don't have to live your life under a microscope if you don't want to.

I don't get it, she didn't really do anything. I don't understand why they're so obsessed with her? Is anyone even interested in her at this point? I don't think she was showing off or anything, I think she's just grown accustomed to all the attention. I really don't understand how anyone in her position could lead a normal life, even if one were desired. Isn't it illegal to harass people like that?

Where has Short Order Cocktail Cook Sam Luftwhatever been hiding?

Ashamed to say, I'd still be happy to hit that. Then I'd jump out a window and run until my hair caught fire. That makes no sense, but that's what I would do.

There's definitely a bun in the oven!

wtf is going on with her receding hairline? She'll be bald again soon at this rate

Her way of avoiding attention is swinging an umbrella at cars while cameras are pointed at her.

Who is falling for this bullshit, really.

#30
I believe the original report was actually "fell off the face of the Earth"
Not exactly the same thing

I don't understand why she doesn't wear a bra?? And she must be pregnant - her stomach seems to change everyday, in those bikini pics last week, in one set she looked fine and in another she looked like she'd swallowed a bowling ball. Weird.........

she looks pregnant in this pic for sure

Am I missing something? She waved once. I think this is a little overblown.

FAT AS A HIPPO! poor her. used to be sooo hot!

TIME TO UP THOSE MEDS!!!

Please stop paying attention to Britney. You should be paying all of your attention to my wife Angie's great big fat flubbery blubber rubbery niggerlips.

You know why you don't? It's because you're all stupid stupid mindless turds.

Brad Pitt is right. Leave Britney alone!

JESUS CHRIST!!
Which GOSSIPmagazine did she read?

#48 your mom called she wants you to pick her up some smokes on your way home.

OH, she's still a sad little girl.

OHH GOD!! BRIT IS PREGNANT AGAIN!! LOOK HER BELLY!! IACTUALLY IT'S
ENORMOUS

Either she just ate 3 bags of cheetos a day for the last month...
or she's pregnant- maybe even twins.

Or maybe she just ate one of her kids.

I wonder which of her unlimited rabble of victims she forced to impregnate her.

She needs to be taken to the vet and fixed for the welfare of our society.

Seriously, she really needs to be committed. She's a very ill person who is clearly incapacitated by her mental illness.

This is the real Britney , not the fake one people were sold for so many years. No I am not jealous or a hater....she could have avoided the Pap's and most of the issues if she had tried. Swing baby you're gold and you don't have to live your life under a microscope if you don't want to.

Must be a combination of weave, too many ponytails, and maybe her new medication.

#7 -- If you want to see really nutty Britards, visit http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/ and see for yourself. That's where the really hardcore cases hang out. Anonymous posting is aloud -- check it out and see for yourself. It's pretty easy to get them stirred up too...