May 27 2008Britney Spears' dating her agent

What happened to her boytoy pap?

Bacon!!!! Gotta' tell ya' -- she's looking good here! I'm positively moist...

She's looking rough...

She always looks rough

What we all need to remember here is that even though yes she is 30lbs overweight and has a litter of children, she is insanely rich and not horrible looking. Would I date her? Heck yeah I would.. she would probably buy me really nice stuff and after a few beers I would probably want to bang her. And guys, we all know that the crazy chics are awesome in the sack. Then I could update my Facebook status with "is fucking Britney Spears". How cool wold that be for all your old high-school friends to see? I would definitely try and get her prego as once you have your bun in her oven you are locked in and can't as easily be cast aside by her daily fancy.

So to summarize.. yes we can make fun of her for her crazy behaviour and losing her good looks. But in a New York second any one of us should jump at the chance to mount that.

Is that a L'oreal lipstick that she's holding?

Last time she looked this good was about 10 years ago

I would mount her in a heart beat! Just dont tell my wife. Because she will not only hate America, she will hate me. And that bitch is crazy!

#5 You are right
#7 You are an idiot, and at least partially blind.

Britney attened the party because she was told Dior was having a traditional Louisiana style seven course meal, a six-pack and a possum.. Ha cha cha cha!

She looks so sad

Is she taking tanning lessons from Victoria Beckham? I've got a craving for a creamsicle and I can't figure out why.

Funny looking jew.

@9 - and you have the brains of a kumquat - but enough about semantics -

CHA-CHING.
That's what he sees between her legs.

Is that a print out of a yahooligans maze I see??

You stay sharp Brit!!

#7 You think that she looks as good as she did when she was 16 years old (that's what you get when you subtract ten years--I know you're slow.) Please go look at some pics of her at that age (I know you can find some with minimal internet research even though that might be challenging for you) and then come back with an informed and intelligent opinion. Kthanxdie.

I guess getting off the drugs can make you fat..go figure. Who knew Meth helped you lose weight????

Seriously, this tub needs to start a diet and get a trainer and bust it for 3 months. Then, she might be back to her fit standard. As of now, she looks like she is on her way to Elizabeth Taylorville. Chicks that were hot and thin when young, but then ate there way to fat-ugly hell.

This bitche's mind is STILL on "vacation", and right now anyone and everyone is taking advantage of THAT. Wonder what kinda car he'll dupe her into buying for him.....

Poor misguided bastard.

#8...Hey there Barack....very funny. LMAO

This is the downside of the so called 'American Dream'. I feel a little bad for her...

The guy looks so enthusiastic about dating her too. I had the same expression the time they cancelled MASH

17 - i think she was at her prime at 19.

17 - i think she was at her prime at 19.

and this is important because.................
bitch is old raged and used lets just turn our backs on her so she can get lost

Keep up the good work Britney!

You're doin' GREAT!

Keep up the good work Britney!

You're doin' GREAT!

britney- lose some eye shadow, add some base ,powder and masacara. Do a side part and wear a stomach girdle, and try a nude lip instead of orange red.

christian dior died in the 1950s...i'm confused.

Did any of you stop to think she may have just come straight from an audition for one of the Lollipop men in the new Wizard of Oz movie???? Yeh, i bet you all feel retarded now, huh!!

Mounted by Brit? Sign me up!...Them hips, tush and thighs poppin down on me would be ALMOSTTHEAVEN! Luv to be controlled by Brit...Since she definitely cant control herself.

Bitch needs some Lava soap.

check the nasty deodorant stains on her dress thats what i call classy
(pic 7 and 11)

8th grade prom from 93 Britt?

Lithium, Marlboro lights in a box, and some cheap Revlon lipstick in Camaro Orange.

@34 Get a life tranny. How far did you have to blow those pics up before you could see the stains? Dickwad!!

Okay, so generally I'm a Britney fan (when she's looking 1/2 way decent of course) but ya know it amazes me that she is willing to pay upwards of $1,000 for a pair of Christian Louboutin's but cheaps out on $3.99 lipstick? I'm so dissapointed.

Bad skin, bad teeth, bad hair, smokers breath and a stanky cooter. Oh yeah, let me have somma dat!

All evidence pointing to her being "better"? Wiped off the table with these pictures. Isn't this a party? Why is there only one picture of her smiling in this set? The last one.... you suck at fake smiles, Brit. Just stop pretending and tell Daddy wazamattah?

Damn has she gone downhill - but at least she's a wonderful mother and overall great person. I can't wait for her comeback (no pun intended).

This is exactly why the legal age of consent needs to be lowered to sixteen. For those of you who forget that BS used to be masturbatory material>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edf7xPbPZrc

I saw the satins too, the picture was a little close, there was no need to blow it up to see it. But, at least she's wearing deo.

That was supposed to be "Stains"

dermatologist nightmare

#41 are you really Randal?
Since when is someone a "wonderful mother" when they've lost custody of their children?

she look ugly. why she is not starting to take care of herself insted of looking for a publisty?

she look ugly. why she is not starting to take care of herself insted of looking for a publisty?

Looks like Kato Kaitlin.

Uuuuhhh, "summer", when your legs look that good despite your weight going up and down more than Lindsay Lohan's neck in the bathroom stall of a C-List Hollywood party, then I'll agree with you. And then, and only then, will I ax yu wat da fukk 'publisty' meens.

She is done but for her money and the nostalgia residue.

Pic 9 is just scary. I'm frightened.
And I'm finding it increasingly difficult to remember that Britney was ever attractive, let alone hot.

#50...Amen my friend, amen.

I take it you married or date fat whores?

God damn it, must you fuck everybody?

...looking at these photos, several questions come to mind:

-why does she look like she hasnt bathed in 2 weeks?
-why does she have the cheap lipstick smeared everywhere on her face except her lips?
-why doesnt someone fix those eyebrows for her?
...and the most important question: when the eff is her effin hair going to grow back??? I've seen that 2-inch long section in the front of her head for about 2 YEARS!!!!!!!

umm, doesnt she look like shes covering up a beating?

Wow is she aging rapidly! He browridge is hideous!

Seeing her legs always makes me want to crush it

she doesn't age well...

she is ssssssssoooooooooo skankalicious!

she is ssssssssoooooooooo skankalicious!

those are definitely hair plugs, there's no way her hair grew that fast

#54

Neither. She is one. That's why she hates Asian women.

@ 42
DAMN I forgot she actually use to look that good!

Has anyone in LA not gone out with Spears?

stars always have to give a little to those who decide who become famous; they are always secretly dating rich powerful behind the scenes men (who are not hollywood stars). sure you need talent, but you also need to "do" the right people; or at least have some sort of "in" somehow.

I feel a bit sorry for this mess. Thank God someone (meaning her family) finally stepped up to try to straighten her out. But what happened to her going to the dance studio and the gym everyday?? I thought she was back to her old workout/treadmill habits. I honestly expected her to be in MUCH better shape by now.; Maybe she needs a nutritionist to get her off all the fried fat she stuffs her gullet with.

COME ON you CRAZY, SLEAZY SWAMP SLUT! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!

Whats next for Britney? Professional body builder? Man, look at those fricken thighs!

judging by the look on her face in pic ten, she does not seem to be improving. she could easily pass for forty years old.

wow, Break-Out City. Come on, BritBrit.

two words for you guys: Pizza Face

I actually feel bad for Britney. Her eyes look so sad and empty.

I actually feel bad for Britney. Her eyes look so sad and empty.

@17 - fygu
Damn - that great big ole rhetorical piece of crap you wrote to me was pretty much wasted, because I could give a fuck what you think "Fat-Ass Dripping Anal 00ze."
However, I had to work today so I could'nt sit behind my PC all day, like you, doing research on "The Britney". But I do so want your approval...... "Chh..."
Thank you for the attention {{ (_|_) }} "Fat-Ass-Dripping-Anal-00ze"

god....life has really taken its toll on her....everything about her face looks sad.

Hi I'm britney spears. The state took my children away from me and my father wipes my ass but i sure look cute!

She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at JSeniorMatch. c om. I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.

...................................SHE NEEDS MONEY?

God, she is ugly! On her good day, she looks like I do after a marathon week of drinking and drugging. Ever hear of a dermatologist?

Her makeup is beyond awful. It looks like the work of an 11 year old who got into her mother's makeup bag after sniffing 4 bottles of glue.

And her Nicolas Cage receding hair is beyond embarrassing. STOP WEARING YOUR HAIR OFF YOUR FACE!!! YOU'RE GOING BALD!!! GROW SOME BANGS AND COVER THAT SHIT UP!!!

For Christ's sake Britney, hire a fucking stylist! Don't you realize that you look dirty? And not in a "hot" dirty kind of way, but rather a disgusting "your choochie smells like rotten meat" kind of way.

Sorry, #7, but I think you're blind. Britney looked way better in her late teenage years. She looks forty at best now and she's, what, twentysomething?

so much better...who else was on suicide watch?

I wonder why none of her stylists (she's gotta have 'a' stylist, I'm assuming someone else does her extensions and highlights) doesn't recommend having some oldschool Britney bangs to cover up her dome? And the black/brown eye makeup smudged all around like that just makes her eyes look muddy.

wowwww does enyone for sure know that she is accually dating him? and what happend to her and kevin hooking up again...... ??? I haven't been folowing her latley (in magazines)

wowwww does enyone for sure know that she is accually dating him? and what happend to her and kevin hooking up again...... ??? I haven't been folowing her latley (in magazines)

Did anyone else read "Christian Audigiers's 50th" as "Christina Aguilera's 50th"?

Just me then.

I think she is a nice girl, confused, but sweet. I would love to be her friend

Would someone teach Brit how to put on makeup? Okay, she looks rough but putting on her makeup differently would soften things a bit. Tone down the red lips and do a golden tan sort of look with some decent eyeliner on top and maybe some fake lashes. Aw crap why do I care. At least she hasn't gone for the Winehouse look. ew.

ew, she needs her hair, makeup and EYEBROWS done

She looks like such trash.. Definitely needs a makeover and to trash that fucking red lipstick!!

She looks like such trash.. Definitely needs a makeover and to trash that fucking red lipstick!!

She looks like such trash.. Definitely needs a makeover and to trash that fucking red lipstick!!

He's hot.