May 19 2008Britney Spears wears a bikini, I die a little inside
It came from the sea...
Britney Spears rocked/tested the goddamn strength of her bikini this weekend while vacationing with Mel Gibson and her dad in Costa Rica. Alright, let's cut to the chase: Pregnant or swallowed a dolphin? Personally, I dunno, could be either one. The smoking and ATV riding suggest a lack of fetus, but keep in mind it's Britney Spears. She could be petting a shark with raw steaks tied to her chest, and I'd still be scratching my head going "Hmm. Maybe..."

Reader Comments
1. booyah - May 18, 2008 11:49 PM
FIRST?
2. oh no - May 19, 2008 12:10 AM
britney, what happened!?
3. UNCLE NED - May 19, 2008 12:15 AM
It's a beer-gut.
4. ♥ - May 19, 2008 12:17 AM
Give her a break, the girls been through a lot and so what if she's gained a few pounds im sure many of the people on this site are not a size 2 either
5. ♥ - May 19, 2008 12:17 AM
Give her a break, the girls been through a lot and so what if she's gained a few pounds im sure many of the people on this site are not a size 2 either
6. Natalie<3 - May 19, 2008 12:19 AM
I dunno why everyone thinks shes so fat. i think she looks great. the little tummy is sexy
7. WelcoMatt - May 19, 2008 12:22 AM
People need to give Britney a break!!! She's mentally ill (Bipolar Disorder) and is obviously taking antipsychotic medication (to combat bizarre behaviors like shaving her head and talking in an English accent). That's kind of weight distribution is due to that type of medication. I saw it all the time in the mental health facilities I've worked in. I know it's funny to make fun of celebrities, but not when they're so obviously suffering a situation that's beyond there control. Anyway, that's my 2 cents....
8. yeehaw - May 19, 2008 12:24 AM
ok. everyone has their bloated days. on these days, you don't wear a fuckin' bikini. common sense. you'd think with her, she'd KNOW she'd get the attention, so if she's feeling/looking fat, NOT to walk around like that.
9. much love brit - May 19, 2008 12:32 AM
yea but if you like to wear bikini's and your on vacation why should you be forced to wear a one piece ,,just because the public will look at your pictures and judge them? puhleasee. fuck that. good for her.
10. Nicole - May 19, 2008 12:36 AM
She's had two kids. Get over it.
11. Eric - May 19, 2008 12:38 AM
So the fuck what?! She looks better than all the fatasses I see at the beach!
12. Jimbo (a different one) - May 19, 2008 12:41 AM
Huh. Be damned, reasonable comments on the Superfish? What is this, leap year or something?
Yeah, she's out of shape but on any reasonable scale she still looks pretty good. If you haven't fucked worse you're probably a virgin.
Still barking insane though. Probably about an 8 on the scale of 1 to Amy Winehouse.
13. foxy - May 19, 2008 12:47 AM
oh bayjeesus...please put it AWAY!
guess that's what happens when you stop taking synthetic speed aka Ritalin.
but at least wear a bikini that's less than 2 sizes too small.
14. mantenea - May 19, 2008 12:48 AM
and seriously like imagine being photographed while at the beach when your trying to have a relaxing time... why should she have to care what her body looks like 24/7 . people need to get livess no wonder these celebs turn bonkers.
15. NotBad - May 19, 2008 12:51 AM
Not bad. I have fucked fatter. Realistically, she is slimmer and hotter than your average American.
16. Liz - May 19, 2008 12:55 AM
Not to echo a famous cliche, but really, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
I completely agree that not everyone is a size 2 in Hollywood, and I think only about 1% of all women genuinely look good in bikinis and it's probably because they've had work done.
And Britney is post-two babies and severe mental trauma.
And I'm not saying this because I'm fat. I'm a normal size 5 and proud. Thank you.
17. fsda - May 19, 2008 12:57 AM
I agree she looks great. Just cuz she's not sucking in 24/7 or starving herself does not make her disgusting
18. tina - May 19, 2008 12:57 AM
britney for president 2008
19. BritsAfattie - May 19, 2008 1:03 AM
Holy Christ......
that
is
nasty
Whats up with all the 14 year old fat girls on the planet posting tonight. I had no idea the Superfish was popular with the tween crowd
20. jon crushwb - May 19, 2008 1:04 AM
Ja...she's less fat then 75% of the USA so they should think twice before they call her fat ,but she sure lost her edge
21. yeah - May 19, 2008 1:09 AM
She is pregnant. I know this, because she is smoking. Her redneck roots, wouldn't have it any other way.
22. Zapruter - May 19, 2008 1:10 AM
Am I the only one that thinks she looks like bigfoot in that first shot? Seriously. The gait. The forward leaning stride. Head slightly turned toward camera with the "uuuuhhh" look. Ad some hair and it's a dead ringer.
23. HAnn - May 19, 2008 1:15 AM
I would fuck her up and down left and right and lick her ass crack
24. yeaa - May 19, 2008 1:44 AM
to number 19.. the only post that sounds like an immature 14 year old is your post ...i'm a size 2 but why should people want to hide their bodies while theyre on vacation
because the paparazzi decide to follow them and take pictures so we can laugh at their bodies because most of us are ugly as shit and want to be able to talk shit about someone where they can't say shit back...??
talk about self concious...
25. BritsAfattie - May 19, 2008 1:59 AM
#24
Only people that announce they are a size 2 are the ones that forgot to put the zero afterwards.
zing!
26. General Tao - May 19, 2008 2:03 AM
It's irritating that so many comments are prefaced with "...but I'm a size 2..." or something to that extent, as if it somehow is more justifiable if you're thinner yourself.
27. Hemlock Queen - May 19, 2008 2:03 AM
Eh... It's an improvement. She's on psych drugs and cheetos. Does a body fat. I've been on some that definitely balloon you and it sucks.
Buutt, if I knew I was going to get photographed by the paps then I'd at least pick a more flattering bikini if I was going there. Otherwise I'd pick up a cute one-piece that was more flattering to some weight gain. We salaciously pick over every celeb on the planet, and Britney get's constant harsh criticism.
We also know Brit has the style sense of a goldfish. Ahh, poor girl, she doesn't have a chance. I hope she's at least feeling better.
28. Dura - May 19, 2008 2:12 AM
Am I the only one left that would still do her OR still want to see her "Sex Tape"
29. eh - May 19, 2008 2:13 AM
i dont think she looks half bad, she looks happy in some of the pics so i hope she is having fun
30. Donkey Punch - May 19, 2008 2:17 AM
She was lucky there weren't any Japanese or Nordic types around when she was swimming because they would have hunted her for the whale meat.
31. suzy - May 19, 2008 2:19 AM
I think she looks great. She looks normal and healthy.
Her medication could be the result of a little weight gain/little change (since she's been to the gym).
just give her a break, she's getting better!
32. britney is fat - May 19, 2008 2:21 AM
@26
exactly!
if you tweenies are going to defend her bloated and self-indulgent fat ass then at least have some solidarity and admit your own weight problem.
want to lose weight? drop the fattacinos and anything else that comes with more E numbers than ingredients.
33. bleek - May 19, 2008 2:47 AM
ya well, she is still hotter than kim kardashian
34. Afikpo Chic - May 19, 2008 2:57 AM
britney is simply a moron!! an idiot!!! has she lost all her feminine intuitions?
why would she dress in something that will make her look like a hippo? there are so many bikinis out there that would make her look like a million dollars even if she is now fat. she is simply giving FAT a bad name to hang it.
why can't people use their brain and maximize there hotness quotient before stepping out. shame on you, brit!!
35. joey joejoe - May 19, 2008 3:02 AM
my penis just left the building.
36. Kimberly - May 19, 2008 3:16 AM
I know no one (including me) wants to hear this but...
Give the girl some credit. For someone who was pregnant and gave birth twice, she has a pretty good body. She doesn't have stretch marks (God's curse) or cellulite (God's curse specifically aimed at women). So she's a little out of shape. That's nothing a little Bally won't fix (see how I did some advertising there...).
37. Liz - May 19, 2008 3:31 AM
She isn't hot. More importantly, what’s Mel getting out of all this? Mentally disturbed people holiday together now?
38. caliwine - May 19, 2008 3:36 AM
What do you expect she has had 2 kids, I mean she wont ever look the same !!! Unless plastic surgery is an option ?
39. Gargamel - May 19, 2008 4:15 AM
She's apple-shaped. All the fat goes on her tummy and not her thighs.
40. bettygreen - May 19, 2008 4:17 AM
she is fat but sexy.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"W e a l t h y D a t e r.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that
site.
41. Gargamel - May 19, 2008 4:19 AM
You can see a good comparison of a pear-shaped body and an apple-shaped body in pic 13. She's not pregnant - it's just fat.
42. KoolSurveys - May 19, 2008 4:54 AM
I think one of those penis thiefs from the Congo just got me!
43. Afikpo Chic - May 19, 2008 4:54 AM
#36, you must be stupid or hard of hearing. the problem with people is not that they are fat but that they do not know how to dress their sizes. there are so many ways you can dress up to look 100times better than you really are if you wear the right stuff. brit is just chubby there are a billion ways a chub can dress and she would look badly hotter and better than a skinnie it is all about wearing the right clothes for ones body. what is happening to american women!!? no dress sense.
44. gweilo - May 19, 2008 4:57 AM
As a long time Westerner who has lived in Asia for over 10 yrs, she is a hunk of a whale. It is the American diet to blame, not her 2 kids. I see everyday women who have many kids and they are far skinnier than Britney.
45. gweilo - May 19, 2008 4:58 AM
As a long time Westerner who has lived in Asia for over 10 yrs, she is a hunk of a whale. It is the American diet to blame, not her 2 kids. I see everyday women who have many kids and they are far skinnier than Britney.
46. fax - May 19, 2008 5:10 AM
Perfectly normal girl especially in your country!
She looks hotter than most of you.
47. Jen - May 19, 2008 5:10 AM
She has a nice body. It might not be perfect, but who's is?
48. Sarah - May 19, 2008 5:17 AM
Her hair still looks better than Elisha Cuthberts.
49. snarky - May 19, 2008 5:27 AM
Thats completly freaky looking; its like she's really muscular... and yet fat at the same time. And nothings hotter than a big ol' gut hanging over with a naval ring piercing; yipes. Her shorts and bikini are way too small for her. And to think I was too paranoid to wear a bikini; cripes I look better than that. Anyways, I suppose if she feels free, happy, and healthy; then what the heck; its better than the messy, f'ed up state she was in before.
50. Michael "Bishop" Emery - May 19, 2008 5:30 AM
Ok, you ALMOST got me, but these are really shot of Dog The Bounty Hunter, right? Right? No?......oh shit!
*vomits out a lung*
51. Impressed - May 19, 2008 6:28 AM
I think she looks sexy as hell. She is naturally well muscled and yes she had 2 kids and is not 19 anymore and I think she would be quite the ride. What is wrong with having curves? Are starving models really the role model for our society? Who says so? Oh the coke addict fags that run the media and hate women anyway?
52. abdo - May 19, 2008 6:36 AM
Whatever..She still looks healthy and beautiful
you tabloid junkies just give her a break
53. Come-Honor-Face - May 19, 2008 6:40 AM
Didn't anyone see that South Park episode....aren't we supposed to sacrafice her to harvest....??????
54. MassGrrl - May 19, 2008 6:53 AM
Her bikini is too small. She's probably no bigger than a size 6/8.
Yeah, she doesn't look so hot in these photos. But if she'd Just Get a Fucking Stylist, she'd be A-OK.
55. Me One - May 19, 2008 7:16 AM
FAT, FAT , FAT. YOU GOT IT????
56. sweet mama - May 19, 2008 7:25 AM
not much of a private hideaway .............
57. friendlyfires - May 19, 2008 7:26 AM
If it is Adnan-fetus, you Superficial Writer are charged with task of approaching the beast with a flint knife in teeth, stab its belly and suck the fetus out and stab it, slice it, disintergrate it, feed it to the gulls. This fetus must not live - shiver.
Here take this gallon of Jack Daniels, inside you will find - courage. Go my child - this is a sacred task - next to making the sign of the double backed gongamonkey with Audrina Partidge - thanks for the mammaries -
58. Cutton72 - May 19, 2008 7:33 AM
Hah, everyone here saying she's fat probably weigh about 300lbs themselves. I've got some fat friends and they're usually the most patronising about other people's weight - you just haven't seen irony till you've seen a guy with 5 chins point at someone and say "Look at that fat bitch."
=/
59. dee - May 19, 2008 7:41 AM
her body was definitly better in her old days. and yes it's not good for celebrity standards, but her body is still better than alot of americans in bikinis rolling around on the beach.
60. gerard Vandenberg - May 19, 2008 7:58 AM
PREGNANT?
Tis is just a lazy piece of SHIT, comprende?
61. lt - May 19, 2008 8:09 AM
oh please -- let's see you have two kids in two years and look perfect. the way you're reacting, you'd think she weighs 200 lbs! she looks fine and if she feels comfortable wearing a bikini, more power to her.
62. Mr. Honest - May 19, 2008 8:13 AM
I thought Mel's house was in Costa Rica, not Myrtle Beach, SC.
63. Dunno - May 19, 2008 8:39 AM
It's weird cuz I thought she was over that hole fat thing, i saw pictures of her exercising and stuffs. I guess that diet made her even fatter.
64. M - May 19, 2008 8:44 AM
eeew
FAT. i think that only american people can call her average.... not average in other countries guys ! wake up.
65. Annie - May 19, 2008 8:45 AM
I don't know, that looks like a sort of tight bigger belly.
Isn't she pregno?
66. Bianca - May 19, 2008 8:50 AM
Everyone who has an asshole comment should put their picture up in a bikini.
Don't have much to say now??
67. lucia - May 19, 2008 9:00 AM
she's pregnant to the bone
that's NOT FAT, is a baby
jesus christ how the hell this happen
or WHEN the fuck this happen
i hope this time the kid life doesn't include a freaking trial and her house mother surrounded by the police
68. someguy - May 19, 2008 9:10 AM
#67 and the other assclowns who keep reminding us that she has 2 kids, et al...
The point is that if you don't have the body you did when you were 20 end before you had kids, wear something that is a little more flattering. It's understandable that one's body changes, but good-lord, don't force us to have to see that.
69. just julie - May 19, 2008 9:14 AM
IMO, shes always had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs, but her body isn't THAT bad! Ive definitely seen worse! For example: Pink (aka shaved gorilla). Shes gotta be thinner than that Kim Kardashian chick, right?
70. just julie - May 19, 2008 9:18 AM
@#69 fucking LOL I doubt someone has a gun to your head and is "FORCING" you look at these pics.
I can see it in the headlines now:
"Al-Queida ties people to chairs in-front of computer screens and FORCES then to see pictures of Britney Spears in her bikini"
71. vitobonespur - May 19, 2008 9:20 AM
I hate to badger your lingo, but I think she looks fine. So she's a little overweight...no big deal.
Would you rather see Gladys Knight in a bikini?
72. Christine - May 19, 2008 9:25 AM
Christ. Gimme a break with the "she's had two kids, she looks great" comments. I have three kids, and I had them in three years (they're currently 1, 2 and 3). I am 5'4 1/2, and I weigh 110lbs. I gained just over 50lbs each pg, and I don't starve myself. Having babies is not an excuse to let one's body go to shit.
73. Elmer the Fudd - May 19, 2008 9:26 AM
I'd tap that ass!!! Put in the back door, Code XX
74. Auntie Kryst - May 19, 2008 9:28 AM
Give her a break. She needed time off from her hectic sched...Wait she needed some time away from her rigour...No no, she needed some me time from her childr...Wait, why the fuck does this lazy twat need to go on vacation?? Vapid bitch.
75. dee - May 19, 2008 9:35 AM
So she's not an anorexic hag like Nicole Richie, good for her. Better have a little meat on your bones then live on diet coke, crack, and egg whites like the rest of Hollywood. News flash- being as thin as most celebrities are is genetically abnormal and they go to very extreme unhealthy measures to look that way.
76. Gonzo - May 19, 2008 9:51 AM
The next Kirstie Alley . No doubt
77. she should lose 20 pounds stat - May 19, 2008 9:54 AM
10 -
no excuse
she was skinnier when she filed divorce and when got out of rehab last year.
she eats too much taco bell
heidi klum has 3 kids
78. vitobonespur - May 19, 2008 9:55 AM
Hey, Christine--
Ever hear of genetics? Maybe she's not as genetically blessed as you are.
And since you're so hot, how about posting some shots of yourself? Either in a bikini...or out.
79. kim k looks way thinner from thr front - May 19, 2008 9:58 AM
people who think she is thinner than Kim K-
kim k has bigger boobs, butt and thighs ( womanly areas )
skinnier face, arms, waist, and maybe calves
britney has a fatter
neck, face, gut, arms.
80. kim k looks way thinner from thr front - May 19, 2008 9:58 AM
people who think she is thinner than Kim K-
kim k has bigger boobs, butt and thighs ( womanly areas )
skinnier face, arms, waist, and maybe calves
britney has a fatter
neck, face, gut, arms.
81. Christine - May 19, 2008 10:04 AM
Hey, Vitobonespur:
Sure, I've heard of genetics. Did I ever say that's NOT the reason why she's fat? No. I said that having kids shouldn't be an excuse. I also never said I was "so hot". I said that I am 5'4 1/2, and 110lbs. Apparently it's you who finds that hot.
Ever heard of READING what you're responding to?
82. why do we make excuses for this slob - May 19, 2008 10:05 AM
79 -
see comment 78. she was def way skinnier when she filed for divorce, right after the second kid.
her mom had three kids and doesn't have a beer gut or a bull neck.
and we all know how she loves venti fraps with whip cream, booze, taco bell, and cheetos.
overall she is much fatter than the fat kim k ( excluding ass and chest )
so her face, neck, arms, gut, calves are all fatter.
83. Ted Mosby - May 19, 2008 10:06 AM
That's post-pregnancy, not working out, drinking too much tummy.
84. why do we make excuses for this slob - May 19, 2008 10:07 AM
80 and 81 is my soul mate?
85. why do we make excuses for this slob - May 19, 2008 10:09 AM
Casey is that you? are you at work?
86. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 19, 2008 10:15 AM
#79 - According to planety of pictures in the past, she was genetically blessed. Now her belly looks like a puffer fish that got frightened. When your piercing disappears, it's a sure sign that your commitment to working out has waned. I'd post pictures of myself in Speedos, but I'd need to sew a lacrosse sock on the front.
87. Ash - May 19, 2008 10:16 AM
What's with everyone using the excuse "she's had two kids"?
I've seen women who have had 5 kids and are in better shape afterward than ever before. She's got this pot belly, either because she's pregnant or just not working out hard enough.
The fact that she had 2 kids, the last one what two years ago, isn't an excuse for her to be sloppy now. You think we'll be seeing Halle Berry on a beach looking like this a year from now? Highly unlikey.
88. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 19, 2008 10:19 AM
By the way, only my fat fingers know what "planety" means... I'm sure they meant "plenty", but the fuckers have a mind of their own... maybe "planety" was inspired by the curvature of Miss Piggy's belly...
89. blp - May 19, 2008 10:24 AM
u now the Simpsons evolution intro where homer turns into an ape? Yeah, she's trying to recreate it.
90. boo - May 19, 2008 10:42 AM
Don't think she is pregnant. In the pic where she is smoking, her tummy is flabby, a baby bump would be firmer.
91. fortysnaps - May 19, 2008 10:45 AM
I always thought she was fugly. She's like one of those cheerleaders you would make out with on the bus on the ride back from a road game and deny the whole thing the next day.
92. blp - May 19, 2008 10:45 AM
Check out #91 Chris Cocksucker Crocker is spamming now!
93. Charlie - May 19, 2008 10:51 AM
Harpoon??
What a slob.
94. blp - May 19, 2008 10:54 AM
@94 lol. I had a conversation with "Prince" from Nigeria on stickam and live messenger. Watch out for him, he told me his grandfather who he lives with was dying in hospital and they didn't have money for the operation. If nobody gives him money then he has to sell their house and be homeless!
95. Tyallie - May 19, 2008 11:01 AM
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE, I'M SERIOUS!
She is not your friend, buddy.
96. WelcoMatt - May 19, 2008 11:09 AM
#7- You bring up an interesting and well thought-out point. Thank you for your insightful comment. Keep up the good work!!!
97. Patrick - May 19, 2008 11:10 AM
I'll just say what I usually say when Brit parades around in something skimpy:
"For a former hard-bodied sex symbol...EW! For a random chick on the beach...Eh, not too bad."
98. kiti - May 19, 2008 11:14 AM
she´s doing well... i mean... she lives in usa... IS A PERFECT BODY! with NO PHOTOSHOP... we aren´t perfect ... looks healthy, not anorexic like mmmhhh a loooot of singers/actresses
99. gotmilk? - May 19, 2008 11:15 AM
55, there is NO way she's a 6 or an 8.
and Christine, might want to try something called birth control, thanks!
100. Jimbo - May 19, 2008 11:42 AM
FRIST has never looked this good!
101. sadie - May 19, 2008 11:45 AM
Her butt looks good, the lucky bitch has NO cellulite, now if she could grow her hair out and get on proactive things could look up....
102. starbuck - May 19, 2008 11:46 AM
It's kind of funny how everyone is defending Britney here while Lily Allen got torn apart a few posts ago for being the same weight and carrying it better...
I personally think she looks fine, but certainly has looked much better. And it's not because she's had two kids. Many celebrities have had kids and, through training and dieting, look just like they did before. Think Denise Richards.
103. Racer X - May 19, 2008 11:47 AM
She looks good.
/I'd hit it, right neeear da beach!
104. CunningLinguistc - May 19, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm with #94, go somewhere else if you're not here to poke fun at celebrities. That's the nature of this site.
#16, if you're a size 5, that means you shop in the junior's section, which means you're probably 13, which means get your ass back over to disney.com and leave the grownups alone. And take your Britney-loving pals with you.
105. I Should Be at work - May 19, 2008 11:49 AM
Is it just me, or does the first pic make you think of big foot?
106. andie - May 19, 2008 11:54 AM
I think she looks terrible. Her hair is awful, the suit is too small, the fat is getting out of control.
I'm ten years older than her with two kids and I used to be envious of her figure. At this point, she would be envious of mine.
And I know she's got troubles and all. I've heard it all. Doesn't matter.
When I realize that I look better in a bikini than Britney Spears, I'm gonna celebrate. I'm gonna shout it from the rooftops.
GO FRICKING ME!!!!!!
*dances*
107. surlywench - May 19, 2008 11:58 AM
Since when is being overweight "healthy and normal"? Britney isn't obese but she is certainly overweight for her frame. And none of it is muscle.
Even being 10lbs overweight puts you at greater risk for certain health conditions.
So please stop trying to make yourselves feel better about being 15lbs overweight by advocating for Brit's flab.
108. andie - May 19, 2008 12:00 PM
108 is absolutley right. Grown women wear even numbers.
109. dude - May 19, 2008 12:06 PM
#15....not bad
You said, "I've fucked fatter".
My reply: Well, of course your mom is fatter than Britney Spears.
110. kawaii! - May 19, 2008 12:08 PM
i think brit looks healthy and that is what matters, mentally healthy i mean, first she should get her act together then worry about loosing weight, and since when can fat people not go to the beach and enjoy themselves, all of you who call this woman obese seriously most dedicate your time puking.
@16... i am a sides five 115 pounds with three kids and near my thirties that does not make me 12, and please do not call yourself adult because they way you express yourself sounds like a dumb kid.
After britney gets better i hope she looses weight because she does looks chunky, i can not blame her kids because i have my own and i am hot. ;)
111. Mitch - May 19, 2008 12:16 PM
"healthy and normal" lmao!
She looks like shit, beauty-wise and health-wise. Her fat is bad fat (put on rapidly, in the mid-section of the body), she has terrible skin (eating habits...drug habits?), and when she doesn't have sunglasses on her eyes look crazy.
When faced with a crisis, the correct response is NOT to make yourself believe there's nothing wrong. Britney's supporters are cancer to her.
112. iowa girl - May 19, 2008 12:18 PM
what the fuck is wrong with her? good god woman, cover yourself. all she has been doing is working out and yet....look at her. is she ruining her workouts by eating buckets of chicken every night?
there is no reason she should still be this big. and to anyone that gets offended...well big 'ol sorry. but she's a cow.
113. Jackson - May 19, 2008 12:18 PM
#33, 80, 83
Kim Kardaskank originally had a pear shape figure (heavy on the bottom and small on top.) She got implants to balance her fat body and to get attention. Brittney looks bloated like she just ate a lot before going to the beach, but she could easily loose the 10 pounds fat. Kim is at least 45 pounds overweight and covers her huge loose cellulite butt when wearing a swim suit and has to rely on girdles to improve her body.
114. sameshitdifferentyear - May 19, 2008 12:19 PM
Fat
Ugly
Untalented
Cunt
That's the mantra, it's just plain facts, taking nothing personal about it.
She put a reptile on her neck for about 11 seconds and moved her mouth around while somewhat physically fit around 50 years ago.
That is what all of this afterwards is about.
115. President Bill Clinton - May 19, 2008 12:24 PM
I would fuck the trailer park out of that hillbilly ho.
116. LL - May 19, 2008 12:25 PM
I don't care how she looks in a bikini (eh, she looks ok, but she'd look better if she'd stand up straight; she looks like a Cro Magnon chick walking all hunched over like that), the weirdness I can't figure out is her and her dad vacationing with Mel Gibson. I don't know who's weirder: them for hanging out with fucking crazy uber Catholic Mel Gibson (I'm fairly certain the Spears aren't Catholic) or him hanging out with Britney and her dad. I mean, Mel Gibson is a 50-something father of 9 or 12 or however many kids he's spawned by now, Britney is a 26-year-old former pop star with 2 kids she's not allowed to be alone with. I just can't see what the two of them have to talk about, other than being fucking crazy. Maybe Mel's trying to get to her before the Scientologists do. You know the Scientologists love their fucking crazy wealthy celebs. They probably can't wait to get at all her money (whatever she hasn't spent on smokes, hamburgers and Frappuccinos, that is).
117. doc - May 19, 2008 12:26 PM
pregnant?
118. Annie - May 19, 2008 12:32 PM
Good lord!!! What the efffff happened to Britney????
2 reasonable options:
- She is pouring drugs out of her system (that would be fantastic for her)
- Pregnant
Let's hope it is option one.
Save Britney....
119. Superfish, you know you think she's hot - May 19, 2008 12:45 PM
You know you think she's hot, and you got hard and jerked off to her bikini pictures. You can say whatever you want Superfish, but we all know you think ANY chick in a bikini is hot, no matter who she is and no matter how not hot at all she is.
120. Christine - May 19, 2008 12:45 PM
Hey, Gotmilk?
Thanks, but I use birth control. My husband and I chose to have three kids close in age.
121. she doesn't have much cellulite for such a fat person - May 19, 2008 12:48 PM
To be the fat she is, she doesn't have much cellulite. Some chicks who are a size 2 and her same height and weight 105 lbs have a lot more cellulite than she does.
122. she's got boobs and an ass - May 19, 2008 12:50 PM
At least she has an ass and boobs, unlike the bikini chick below.
123. Serial Rapist - May 19, 2008 12:59 PM
Here's a suggestion: DON'T BECOME A CELEBRITY IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THE PUBLIC HATING YOU! This fat cunt needs to die.
124. WelcoMatt - May 19, 2008 1:09 PM
#127: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
125. jesus - May 19, 2008 1:16 PM
free willie!!! bitch is so fat when she straightens her arms (flippers) out her elbows squint.
126. juniper - May 19, 2008 1:28 PM
its a black baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
127. Barely Stearn - May 19, 2008 1:33 PM
GIT IN MA' BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
128. Doc - May 19, 2008 1:52 PM
#125
This is because the size 2 female was overweight at one time and cellulite never goes away. Cellulite are fat pockets. One does not get cellulite unless one gains fat in the cellulite area. 105 pounds is not a size 2, it is a size 4.
129. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 19, 2008 1:55 PM
#132 - Not if the woman is 6'3"...
130. mf - May 19, 2008 1:58 PM
preggers and fat.
131. J - May 19, 2008 2:08 PM
I thought when women gained weight, they were supposed to get larger breast and a bigger booty. Sadly, instead of getting curvier, poor Britney gets a gut and a fat face. She used to have such a nice body. =( Anyway, she's working out now, so hopefully things will get better.
132. Mr Semprini - May 19, 2008 2:11 PM
Finally, the real answer to the latest tsunami.
133. No Biggie - May 19, 2008 2:19 PM
#135
If Brittney got lipo on the stomach then she would gain it on other parts of her body. Kim Kardaskank got implants so she would not have the pear shape body. Kim has flab on her stomach but one can't tell because she does not wear binding clothes that would show the flab. Kim wears girdles and body shapers that push in the flab. Britt could easily lose 10 pounds in 2-3 weeks.
134. What a tragedy - May 19, 2008 2:31 PM
I know it's been a long long time, but remember when Britney was HOT? Like one of the hottest chicks on the planet? Mmmmmm, her Esquire cover was amazing.
Now she looks like the dumpy trailer trash she came from.
Worse, in pic #13 she looks like she has one of those weird midget bodies. Ugh.
135. AJ - May 19, 2008 2:49 PM
You folks need to give Brittney a break. It looks like Brittney is having a great time. She is not all made up at the beach like Kim Kardasian or covering her butt with a sarong. All we ever see is Kim laying or sitting when she is at the pool or beach. At least Brittney is going in the water and getting some exercise. She has 8 pounds to lose unlike Kim which has over 40 pounds to lose.
136. gotmilk? - May 19, 2008 2:51 PM
oh, in that case Christine, my condolences.
137. Christine - May 19, 2008 3:10 PM
Gotmilk. can I assume you have no children? Good. Sounds like you'd be a pretty shitty parent. To each, their own. You'd probably use the babies equal fat excuse anyway.
138. Io - May 19, 2008 3:12 PM
She has most definitely been sperminated with the grease monkey's spawn...
139. jenn - May 19, 2008 3:28 PM
Deinitely pregnant -if you catch a good look at her face straight on, you would see her nose is swollen.
140. More Naked Britney! - May 19, 2008 3:30 PM
britney spears looks like homer simpson, DOH!!!
141. fygu - May 19, 2008 3:32 PM
#139 I wish Britney HAD worn a sarong. Then maybe she wouldn't have gotten so much negative attention.
Even if she weighed 300 pounds, all of the Britards would still talk about how "great" and "beaufitul" she looks and how she's "doing soooo much better" and all of that other shit. Her fans need to get standards and some taste. But that will never happen.
To the poster who says "I've fucked fatter" that doesn't make her not chubby. It just makes you more disgusting.
I am thinner but have more cellulite and stretch marks and I would bawl my eyes out if I was forced to wear a bikini. As it is, I choose to stay away from the beach.
And Britney has no cellulite because she got lipodissolve in Vegas a few months ago. Apparently I'm the only one here that remembers her doing that.
Oh yeah, and she's gross--in every sense of the word. I don't want to see pics of her anymore and I don't care what she's doing, but you can't escape her. Sigh.
142. Gia - May 19, 2008 4:01 PM
#145
You sound like you take care of yourself and you need to be more forgiving with yourself. Most people at the beach are overweight and you would be the envy of a lot of overweight women at the beach. I hope you at least wear a one piece swim suit and enjoy yourself at the beach and pool. Be proud that you are not overweight. No person is perfect.
143. Igottabemeeee - May 19, 2008 4:32 PM
No kidding. You avoid the beach because of someone you don't know might think you aren't hot enough? That is extremely unhealthy thinking. Love you - you're the only you that you've got.
144. Brits Box - May 19, 2008 4:42 PM
Id still eat her box
145. britney's weave - May 19, 2008 5:22 PM
damn, i'm lookin' ratty today.
146. Lana - May 19, 2008 7:30 PM
LOL the posts you write....
147. s - May 19, 2008 10:55 PM
i can't believe i'm doing this, but this is the first and only time I will post a serious comment to this site.
weight-gain is a common side effect of bipolar medications. It's pretty obvious that's what the weight is from, seeing that it's been a gradual gain despite her frequent trips to the gym.
I feel so incredibly bad for this girl; she is finally getting the help she needs to get her life back on track, and yet the paparazzi still stalks her just to get and enlarge a photo of her imperfect stomach. It seriously disgusts me.
148. Claire - May 20, 2008 3:15 AM
Ah give the poor girl a break. Rather a normal body than a stick insect. She finally looks happy.
149. irnchf - May 20, 2008 9:57 AM
to everyone saying that britney is fat: you need to shut the hell up and leave her alone. what if you had the life that she had? she never gets a moment to herself when someone isn't exploiting her life for money. it's not about being a size 2 at all. its about loving your body. call that corny, but its true. she looks like she is having fun on vacation. just let her alone. there are people out there who are heavier in bathing suits. i don't know why you all care so much anyway. all of your lives must be pathetic to bash someone you don't even know because they aren't a size 2.
150. irnchf - May 20, 2008 9:57 AM
to everyone saying that britney is fat: you need to shut the hell up and leave her alone. what if you had the life that she had? she never gets a moment to herself when someone isn't exploiting her life for money. it's not about being a size 2 at all. its about loving your body. call that corny, but its true. she looks like she is having fun on vacation. just let her alone. there are people out there who are heavier in bathing suits. i don't know why you all care so much anyway. all of your lives must be pathetic to bash someone you don't even know because they aren't a size 2.
151. emma frost - May 20, 2008 10:50 AM
STOP POSTING THAT WEALTHY DATER .COM
IT IS A TOTAL FRAUD. I WILL FIND YOU LOSERS. GET OFF THE SITE!!!!!
152. emma frost - May 20, 2008 10:52 AM
Posture, Britt, posture. Like there is a bottle of purple drank on your head or a one of those silly things called books you heard about.
153. michellio - May 20, 2008 12:21 PM
uhh if shes pregnant... the appocalips is here... oh and i know i spelt that word wrong. buuut im not wasting my time to look for the correct spelling. ha..
154. slushy - May 20, 2008 1:04 PM
She may be putting on weight but she is still hot, nuts, but hot!!
155. IWONKY - May 21, 2008 3:00 AM
Holy Fatass Batman! WTF!!! And to all of you who swear you are ready to make a meal of her cooch...don't eat a crazy bitch like that unless she is on the receiving end of some regular personal hygiene...I'm just sayin'...a mouth-full-o-Brit caliber nasty ain't good...,
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157. mike - May 22, 2008 8:56 AM
She look's awful and should of chose a 1 piece. These girls do anything for attention and don't care how they look.
158. liv - May 23, 2008 8:16 AM
um.. lets see i think she might have two kids might be the reason she has a tummy. not all woman get tummy tucks and lipo shes more of what us regular everyday ppl would be if we were caught at the beach. if everyone in america were mental for being fat on a beach in a bikini everyone would be on meds.
159. More - May 23, 2008 11:32 PM
She looks hotter! With those extra pounds it looks amazing, gain some more Brit!
160. Mohammed - May 24, 2008 8:16 AM
Holy sh*t someone tell Sea World that Keiko the killer whale has escaped.
I'm sure there are other things in the water smaller than her, like aircraft carriers.
161. DJ Jazzy P - May 24, 2008 5:12 PM
PORKER!!!!!!!! Someone throw me the BBQ sauce!
162. IWONKY - May 26, 2008 7:33 AM
She's actual size but she seems much bigger to me...,
163. MarkyMark - May 26, 2008 4:47 PM
Stupid asses. She's got a case of gastritis or acid reflux whereby her stomach bloats because it's full of gas and also caused by indigestion.
Can't blame her with all the nasty eating habits, drinking, smoking and worst of all problems causing her anxiety like the papz stalkin' her all the time, K-Fed alimony and the bad JT breakup.
That's all. Case of a bloated stomach. Dumb asses!
164. san - May 28, 2008 1:46 AM
just fucking back off, seriously not everyone is a size zero shes skinny compared to most of the people you see at the beach . people just like finding something to hate on cause there immature and bored with there 2 dollar jobs and masterbaiting to nasty porn . seriously grow the fuck up people
165. bobby - May 28, 2008 8:01 AM
my dad has a gut like hers
166. Bex - May 28, 2008 9:19 PM
dude. when will people leave Brit aalone. she looks fine, just coz shes a celeb doesnt mean she HAS to be a rediculous ugly size 0 to be normal. she's not even fat she'e got a good body. sure not as slim as she used to be but she looks pretty good considering she's had two kids. Its the people that stalk and harrass celebrities that are saaaaadd. losers.
167. Jsan - May 29, 2008 4:53 PM
in case it hasnt been said yet
....LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOONEEE!!!! waaa waaaa waaaa
168. Jsan - May 29, 2008 4:53 PM
in case it hasnt been said yet
....LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOONEEE!!!! waaa waaaa waaaa
169. jeb - May 29, 2008 10:22 PM
I'd tap that azz. Tired of the skinny white chicks!
170. loaded - May 30, 2008 9:32 AM
c'mon....2 kids!!!...I have one....personal trainer still fighting the belly!!! leave her alone...
171. loaded - May 30, 2008 9:32 AM
c'mon....2 kids!!!...I have one....personal trainer still fighting the belly!!! leave her alone...
172. Danay - June 1, 2008 3:36 PM
why people are so fucking envy wow i can't belive that/....
she look better , and she had 2 baby ...hello people don't be stupid ..
Britney look so great ...I think she has a nice ass..
Britney look so sexy ..
fucking hater ..
Im Britney fan 4 ever ///we love u so much ...go girl
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
173. Danay - June 1, 2008 3:36 PM
why people are so fucking envy wow i can't belive that/....
she look better , and she had 2 baby ...hello people don't be stupid ..
Britney look so great ...I think she has a nice ass..
Britney look so sexy ..
fucking hater ..
Im Britney fan 4 ever ///we love u so much ...go girl
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
174. Coco - June 1, 2008 11:09 PM
I'm pretty sure she's just pregnant, because if that was fat, she'd probably be able to suck it in. And she would. If she could...
175. Isabella - October 21, 2008 7:40 PM
Immaturity, leave her alone.
At least she's no Nicole Richie.
176. Isabella - October 21, 2008 7:40 PM
Immaturity, leave her alone.
At least she's no Nicole Richie.
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