May 5 2008Britney Spears attends Jamie Lynn's baby shower

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Hopefully Brit will pass on some sage motherly advice - like be sure the nanny knows not to wake you until 10:00. That can be a bitch when those lil bastards get up early, and oh - you have to rinse out the bottle each time you give them Pepsi.

I am sure she has whiskey on her key chain.

OH, fish, you're as confused as an old maid in a cucumber patch.. here on this side of the mason dixon, we say yuns, not ya'll. Ya'll is way too proper. Now hand me that mason jar of peach, grab ol' blue and the shotgun. We gots a weddin to go to.

I reckon that thare cam-er-a thang stole her soul ... no - wait - that was goine a loooong time ago ...

ole man boggynuts is a genius!

Just looking at her pictures makes me sad. Can't imagine what is going through her mind.

Young unwed mother, get out of the fucking street you fucktard..

#2, I think you mean RC Cola ;-)

the girl in the background is clearly judging jamie lynn hardcore

ever notice the tendency of educated, "intelligent" couples to adopt (you know, saving the world, or what have you), yet uneducated, common sense-less morons continue to pop out babies?

And they all sang

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.

They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.

Awww, Jamie's holding a road kill 'possum real tight. That's just adorable.

Shooooooooot....awful nice party.

I wonder if she shaved her leg whiskers with a soup can lid?

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I heard Roger Clemens is really the father.

I love how for the sake of gossip E News makes sure to mention that Casey wasn't around. Well no shit, its a baby shower. They tend to be chick only affairs.

@9 - you are all over it

Can you imagine how many diaper shoots we're in for from the drug store? How about when they go to the hoot-n-holler for cigs and condoms? This has redux spelled all over it.

HAHAHA. She's 16 and knocked up like a filthy spook. HAHAHA. Al least she won't be a financial drain on our system like one though. See, I am always looking for the positive in a situation. They should have a system for the blacks where any girl with a SSN ending in an odd number should be permanently sterilized. That should result is a sharp decline in the number of gun toting, crack smoking, gold toothed, oversized shirts and pants wearing, 24's on an '83 Oldsmobile driving spooks out there. That's it, I am running for President.

I love her Dollar Store maternity outfit. Maybe with her welfare check she can upgrade to Walmart. I predict she'll be their 4Xs in a year.

My but she's looking particulrly *hick-like* these days. She's beginning to look like the welfare mom she WOULD be if it were'nt for her big sisters money
Skanky little dip-shit twat

Oh, the Southern bashing is so fucking boring. Like no one in New Jersey has ever gotten knocked up at 17.

The only reason Britney dragged herself and her sagging uterus over there is because she found out they were serving krisy kreme's and latte's. Her sage motherly advice:

1. Babies don't come from storks. They come from drinking 20 or 30 shots of tequila and passing out in the laundromat without panties on.
2. A mixture of 50% milk, 50% whiskey will cure colicky babies, according to her pediatrician, Dr. Jack Daniels.

#21 - New Jerseyans get knocked up at 17 all the time... well the ones that just moved from down South do.

@20 you got that right, no matter what we say about Britney, its only cos of her this little tart wont be living off welfare. What an embarrassment to herself and America she really is.

@20 you got that right, no matter what we say about Britney, its only cos of her this little tart wont be living off welfare. What an embarrassment to herself and America she really is.

Fish, Your southern accent is even worse than your english accent and I didn't think anything could be worse than that. How about showing us your Sahib/Indian accent?

First of all, the little whore was 16. Not 17. This means she was probably sexually active since at least 15. I honestly don't blame the girl. Look at her examples. Her Mother let her boyfriend live with her in L.A. WTF did she think was going to happen? Lynn Spears should be drug through the streets, then tied to a tree and lit on fire. Unfit Mothers like her are the reason this country has so many problems.

Oh. The only thing Lynn Spears should be doing is getting her daughters' tubes ties.

Ever just wish a piano would fall out of the sky?

Jesus, she is a fat sack of fat!

It's kinda funny how you Khazars are so stupid that you hate the Germans yet still, after squatting in their country for centuries because it was the best place in the world, refuse to give up that nasty dialect of yours. You read MSN's critiques on the celebrities and every other sentence has some yiddish word in it. Our language is E N G L I S H here. Speak it or get the fuck out.
Yeah go ahead and make fun of the poor white man all you want. It's fun to be poor and southern.
oivay

#22, that post was a fucking riot!

Uhh ... Yeah ... *Chh* .... Nothing "special" to see here folks - move along ...
She's just another worthless hollywood bum sponging off family celeb money. I mean - seriously - has she EVER had a paying job ?
Nobody is ever going to develope any respect for her.
1. She's 16 year old
2. She's pregnant
3. She's single
4. She's jobless
5. She's PROUD of it !!!!
6. The only money she has is someone elses
7. Her phone was bought for her - by someone else
Hell, she's not even a good looking 16 to begin with.
She looks more like she's 40

#27 get your fact straight. She just turned 17. You're the white trash "american shame" with no grammer skills to speak of. Go back to school and learn something.

To sum up

Jamie Lynns huge gut =pregnant

Britneys huge gut =fat

#11 please see the movie Idiocracy. That's where we're headed.

Luke Wilson and Dax Shephard are in it.

I'm not defending the little tart or anything, but she is anything but poor and not from her big sister's money. I am sure she gets something from Nickelodeon for Zoey 101.

Hey Fuckhead,

I'm from Jersey and let me tell you, the percentage of 16 Y.O. girls getting knocked up is infinitesimal.

The Percentage of 12 Y.O. girls who suck cock however is 100%.

33? WTF are you typing about? If she just turned 17, she was sixteen when she got pregnant, dipshit! You're going to lecture me about English when your stupid, fucking hillbilly ass obviously doesn't know any math? It takes nine months for a baby to gestate, fuckhead. This means, since the demon seed is due in May, and the sluts birthday was last month, she had to have gotten knocked up BEFORE the age of seventeen, fucktard. I also highly doubt it was a first time thing, so she was more than likely sexual active for awhile. That was my point, fuck face.

Do us all a favor? Get that pea-brain of yours' in motion before you make stupid, ignorant, hillbilly responses to comments. Or is that the way they teach it at DeVrey. Fuck off, you dumb bitch.

cuteness evaporates quick when you are pregnant.

What is it about the look on this chick's face that makes me want to smack her? Could she sum up "obnoxious bitch" more with those looks?

This chick always looks so happy and cheerful. Cheer up Jamie Lynn, you're living the American dream, having a retarded baby out of wedlock....if only I could one day have a wife who's lived in your shoes.

and yes, i said lived in a shoe

Damn, it's so... Large. o-o

Damn, it's so... Large. o-o

YECH. The Spears girls don't really do pregnancy well, do they? They just look like fat white trash mall rats...oh wait.....

45th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! I'm The Man!
Nice double chin on whoever this is...

I never been to a baby shower for an unwed kid. Baby showers are for Mothers that are going to be the child's parent, adoptive or their own, not little children that want to play with baby dolls. The whole Spears Family is a bunch of disgusting uneducated hillbillies that need to die.

Come on. All chicks got pregnant before 20 years of age before 1970. Chicks look best when they're teenagers. They have a short shelf life and get ugly and fat real quick. Faster than lettuce.

And #33, before your dumb ass tells anyone to go back to school and learn anything, you should first learn how to spell simple words such as grammar. You are a fucking retard. Jesus.

I'd like to punch that pathetic bitch right in the stomach, hard, and give her a "dogbarker abortion." I can't believe it's against the law to shoot people like this.

leave her alone. yeah she made a really stupid and dumb descision, but shes not the only one who did it. people should back off and give her some space. shes just like us. would u like everyone commenting on your life...if u do, great, but most normal people should leave her alone. Same with Britney.

Cut the crap on the Southern angle. It's offensive and is nothing more than a generalization. Some of the more intelligent people I have ever met are from the South. Her lack of morals and judgement have nothing to do with regard to where she's from, but rather how she has been parented. And by the way, most of the people living in the South aren't even from there.... they migrate from other places. I wonder why? Perhaps becaues it's warm, offers good quality of life, and the people are actually nice.

Chow!

Why is having sex such a dumb decision? It's not, so what if she had sex, I'm sure she did use protection but some of us don't get so lucky. And I think it's great she didn't get an abortion, you shitheads would be saying way worse shit if she did. If I was to get pregnant, I'd keep it.

And fuck, stop with the fucking South jokes. I'm from the North, but I realize how dumb it is to make fun of a different region. There's classy people and trashy people everywhere. Yanks and rebs can both me classy and both me trashy. And they have fuckin sweet tea! Best drink on earth!

Coco... that's so true and I have said it many times. There are trash/redneck people in all states and classy people all over, too. And yum, sweet tea.

#11 have you seen the movie Idiocracy? that is the exact beginning... it's pretty funny.

Jamie is trying to make herself look at least as ugly and fat as Britney. Bad publicity is still publicity.

Yes, "Idiocracy" is eerily accurate. Go 'way, 'batin'.

"Ding Dang Root Toot Tootily!" is my new favorite thing to say. Seriously funny.

LOL it's so fun seeing losers get so riled up!

Well she must have not used too much fucking protection, she's got a "lump" in the front. And of COURSE she kept it, she had no choice. If she'd have got rid of it, she'd have ruined Disney's "family image", by being labled a "baby killer", lol, of course she ended up ruining that anyways..not to mention being a horrible "role model" for dumb chics that gap their legs open too young, and end up getting pregnant then go out and kill their babies. All I have to say is...I'm glad the bitch was WHITE.

Look at that girl in the background. Her eyes are zoomed into the massive bump she's sporting. Seriously, that girl looks in total shock, I bet she ran away laughing at the ugly.

I *love* how fat and bitchy and uncomfortable she looks. I love the fattness most of all.

Vote for bootlips!

I have that shirt...its from the Gap lol.