May 27 2008Bianca Gascoigne in a bikini is jolly good fun
British FHM model Bianca Gascoigne lounged around in her bikini this weekend with some gal pals. Some of you across the pond might also recognize Bianca from her nude pictorial in, I can't believe I'm typing this, Nuts Magazine (Link is way NSFW). For those of you here in America that are wondering why should we care, obviously, you missed the mission statement of this site:
Breasts.
More bikini pics coming up because, dammit, I missed you guys.
Photos: Flynet
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Reader Comments
1. bgd - May 27, 2008 2:06 PM
first!
2. Texas Tranny - May 27, 2008 2:06 PM
Nice bikini.
3. c - May 27, 2008 2:07 PM
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4. kee - May 27, 2008 2:08 PM
who the fuck is this?
5. Donkey Ass - May 27, 2008 2:10 PM
fakest boobs evar?
6. Jacksmith - May 27, 2008 2:13 PM
FIRST BITCHES
7. PunkA - May 27, 2008 2:17 PM
Eh. Not too exciting really. Just some brit with fake cans and a buter face. typical.
8. bb - May 27, 2008 2:22 PM
Who gives a flying fuck if her cans are fake? So are the cans on 55% of American sluts! They look good, thats why they get 'em, thats why we love 'em! Worship the fake cans...by the way, hers look really damn good!
9. Jackson - May 27, 2008 2:22 PM
She has an ugly implant gap cleavage, but at least she is not fat like Kim Kardaskank and does not have to cover her tight ass like Kim Kardaskank because Kim Kardaskank has a wide loose cellulite saggy butt!
10. ph7 - May 27, 2008 2:23 PM
Age old paradox.
Fat girls have nice cans, but fat asses and a gut.
If you get the fatties while they are in their early 20s, their asses and gut still have some firmness that makes they nice rides. After mid 20s, it softens and goes to flab. By 30, you need to avoid EVERY women more than 15 pounds overweight. It will just get worse and worse.
11. Jackson's murderer - May 27, 2008 2:24 PM
Jackson- kill yourself. PLEASE.
12. samantha - May 27, 2008 2:26 PM
FEMALE CELEBRITIES in BIKINIS is NOT GOSSIP. can you please post more stuff that men AND women can appreciate?
13. veggi - May 27, 2008 2:32 PM
That's not her..
Just kidding. I have no idea who that is or isn't..
But I tend to agree with 12.. Isn't one of the Olsen twins eating a snow pea or something??
14. go somewhere else - May 27, 2008 2:33 PM
@12
go somewhere else, ho.
15. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 27, 2008 2:37 PM
Her skin looks like that Stretch Armstrong doll I had as a kid.
16. Jumpin_J - May 27, 2008 2:41 PM
I said it before, I'll say it again... BOOOOOBZ!!! BOOOOOBZ!!! BOOOOOBZ!!!
It was featured in magazine called Nuts? Really? I'd like to have her featured on DEEZ-NUTZ! Awww yeaaah, brah! Peez-out!
17. fygu - May 27, 2008 2:44 PM
#6 can you please light yourself on fire?
18. surlywench - May 27, 2008 2:49 PM
Fake, snow globe-like tits are sooooo lame. Bet they're going to look aweseome when she's older and the rest of her body is sagging to her knees.
@ #10: having keen insight into your blow up doll does not equal having keen insight into real women and how their bodies age, dickwad.
19. timduncan - May 27, 2008 2:53 PM
http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=265532
20. Americola - May 27, 2008 2:54 PM
Bianca Gascoigne (born October 28, 1986) is a British glamour model and television personality. Most recently, Bianca has won ITV's reality TV show, Love Island, which is set in Fiji. She admitted on the show that she had a breast enlargement from an A cup to a 34C in February 2006.
21. Ted Mosby - May 27, 2008 2:58 PM
Blimey! Boobies!
22. those look bigger than Cs - May 27, 2008 3:01 PM
to me...?
23. kandi - May 27, 2008 3:18 PM
Is she related to Paul Gascoigne aka GAZZA?
24. Mandy - May 27, 2008 3:35 PM
Hey Jackson! Just the fact that you can't go a post WITHOUT commentiong about KK really says something... I think it's time to get a life.
25. ichiban - May 27, 2008 4:26 PM
Pretty face but her thighs disgust me.
26. snarky - May 27, 2008 4:54 PM
Nuts, seriously? Thats fricken hilarious. And I don't know who the chick is, but she looks like a less attractive Shakira w/ fakies. Big YAWN
27. hmm - May 27, 2008 5:19 PM
She doesn't seem ugly, but that body is quite terrible, especially to be a nude model.
28. SteveO - May 27, 2008 5:26 PM
She's a talentless slapper living off her stepdad's surname which she has no right to use.
29. ToTellTheTruth - May 27, 2008 5:34 PM
Fat assed butterface..
30. Michael "Bishop" Emery - May 27, 2008 7:53 PM
That poor British tart needs a sexual workout...and less ice cream.
For a woman with known fake breasts, she did not get her money's worth in my opinion. But, her butt is bangable....just my opinion, I have many.
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31. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 27, 2008 8:17 PM
God where do you get the skanky british nobodies from? There are British actors and actresses who are actually famous, this slut is a nobody fake tits, daughter of an abusive has been alcoholic footballer.
Fuck off.
32. Joejam2845 - May 27, 2008 8:59 PM
It's amazing how open some women are to show off a Lousy Boob job!
33. iHateDemocrates - May 27, 2008 9:38 PM
I'd pound that like a retard on a drum set
34. kikysweety - May 28, 2008 5:04 AM
She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at JSeniorMatch. c om. I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
35. gerard Vandenberg - May 28, 2008 6:08 AM
Who, THE FUCK, is bianca gascoigne?
36. blowhard - May 29, 2008 3:05 PM
She played Theodore, one of the Chipmunks, in the live action version of the animated cartoon, I think...
37. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea - June 10, 2008 5:02 PM
oh ok.