May 14 2008Angelina Jolie confirms she's having twins (photos)

Twins? WOW! Congratulations Angelina and of course, Brad.

The two of you will produce the most beautiful looking twins and of course, with you being the mother Angelina, you'll raise them to be well respected and loved.

Once again, congratulations to you and your GROWING family.

Randal

I can't be FIRST! I've never posted here.

First you slutty junk suckin blatter infections!

Not gonna lie...they make gorgeous babies...

Angie - congrats on the double-blobs.

So....Shiloh's dad is Donald Duck???

At least she makes the n igger baby walk.

That little girl looks just like her daddy.
Cute cute.

I wonder how her figure will bounce back. There are some things you just can't come back from. I wonder what miracle product she's using to prevent stretch marks.
JLo was never rail thin to begin with, so her skin probably didn't suffer much, but when really tiny women have their bellies stretched out with two babies, it ain't usually pretty in the aftermath.
Then again some women are just incredibly lucky and never get stretch marks at all.

this is old news. fuck this website

this is old news. fuck this website

Why's she got white tights and long sleeves on the black kid, but no tights and sleevless on the white kid? Mmm hmmm.......so it's like that, is it?

"That little girl's blank look is just like her daddy's. "

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At a closed-door weekly meeting of all House Republicans today, Representative Tom Davis of Virginia distributed a 20-page assessment of the party's prospects, telling reporters later that it warned that following the ``same-old, same-old is a 25-seat loss.''

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Can these two stop procreating for an instant!

#1 - seriously, are you gay?

#2 & 3 - you guys are douche bags.

#9 & 10 - then go to a different site you tool.

How many kids will that make for them? 2 dozen?

I never thought Brad Pitt was as hot as everyone said, but I gotta admit his little girl looks just like him & is adorable; & she really did inherit the world famous lips. I guess that was bound to happen considering both Pitt & Jolie have big,full lips. It will be interesting to see what Shiloh looks like when she's older, and what the "twins" will look like. It almost doesn't seem fair, how many damn blessings can one person have? Looks, money, beautiful children; sigh.

Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman alive.

God she is amazing.

She's the hottest woman in the world, even super pregnant with twins, she looks stunning and fucking hot.

LMAO at #12

#7 needs to get out more..

I think that makes five, right? Enough for a Partridge Family, just need a hideous looking bus..

I wouldn't mind babysitting the twins under her morbid frock.

WOW, Shiloh is unbelievably beautiful.... guessing their will be some serious sibling rivalry as they get older

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Holy Lord! Has anyone not noticed the gigantic fucking monster veins sticking out of her arms?!

Twins via natural childbirth, really?? They already have a white one. How do they expect to complete their living Benneton ad? They are still short an eskimo and a Samoan.

Angie you are my favorite since day one first for being for being you and now for everything that you have done including changing your life around for your children with Maddox and know your whole gang lots of blessing

I see my troll is back and he's (she's) praising this lardy lump of lady like a queen. The only queen here is my flaming trollish alter-ego.

Angelina Jolie and her overinflated milk rack is as attractive as a Hooters Restaurant: Nothing but udders wall-to-wall.

Everyone knows that beauty was defined by the sleek lines of Twiggy, Judy Carne, Shelley Duvall, Karen Carpenter and Christy Henrich (those last two knew the real value of staying thin.)

Meat is murder, bones for the boning.

Randal

Yeah, I dunno. Shiloh's features are striking, individually, but if you look through all the pics (not just the first) she's got the potential for a weird overall face shape. Certainly nothing like Rumer Willis, but it's again something about the jawline. It's not uncommon for striking features to fit best on the parent's separate faces but not look quite right when combined on their kid's face.

They're up to SEVEN now, not five (once the twins are born).

This is one cute kid, isnt that enough though?? The overloaded planet we are grwoing on is being over populated enough by Africans, Asians and South Americans why not adopt a few more of them than placing an even bigger Hollyweird burden on the environment.

This is one cute kid, isnt that enough though?? The overloaded planet we are grwoing on is being over populated enough by Africans, Asians and South Americans why not adopt a few more of them than placing an even bigger Hollyweird burden on the environment.

When will Angelina admit she stole the twins from Jennifer?

That looks like Gwyneths baby..

(joke)

That looks like Gwyneths baby..

(joke)

That looks like Gwyneths baby..

(joke)

I agree with #29/30. Somebody should jump Angelina and beat her stomach with a baseball bat until the twins abort. It's long overdue to make the planet's wellbeing our first priority.

Newsflash: Shiloh already is getting lip treatments, here's the proof. How fucked up is that?

6 kids? Good god, someone get that women into obsessive mothers anonymous. They should at least space the kids out so they can all get an equal share of attention from the parents (hiring more nanny's doesn't really cut it).

28, no they'll be up to 6 with the twins.

Ok fine, not a Partridge family, more like the Brady Bunch

Whatever, they all sucked..

What the fuck is with her hands! They look like they are off of an 80 year old woman not a 32 year old. That is just gross!

There is no doubt that Shiloh is a beautiful child. I'll bet the twins were concieved through IVF. Alot of stars are doing that now. I am sure they will be just as pretty. I just hope that Angelina's fragile psyche holds up when all those kids get older.

Who the hell dresses little girls in all black!!

It's good to be prepared for a funeral

those 'mommy and me' outfits suck

Her kids are SO cute and she looks incredible as always.

I don't think they got IVF, b/c if they were having problems conceiving, they'd probably just adopt. Plus, she's still young and they've already had one kid. No, Angie's just incredibly fertile and Brad has some feisty little swimmers.

And what is her forehead having? Triplets. I realy don't understand why Brad isn't the pregnant one, like that dude on Oprah, I mean he's the bitch in the relationship.. oh wait, that's a different kind of bitch, he has an emotional vagina not a physical one. Well this twin thing sure spead up the process; they want three of a kind you know.

Shiloh has a cute face from the nose down, but her eyes and forehead are very downsyndromish, poor thing she got Brad's squinty man eyes and Mommy forehead. BOOOO!

You know it's great when kids are being cared for even if it's by nannies, it's better than an orphanage, but there is something so bizarre and unhealthy about the spead and hobby like nature at which they are collecting, I mean building, this family and the nomadic lifestyle they lead is quite unstable. I wonder how it will all turn out and what a mess it will be if they split up, but they probably never will just to piss off the lunatic anniston fans. When most parents try to stay together for the kids, it's a couple kids that they have to worry about, but in this case they will have to stay together for a school of children that are mostly adopted so that's a lot of divorce guilt right there. Maybe their next hobby wil be giving away children.

It takes a lot of ego to think that as two pampered celebrities you are qualified to raise a village, I always thought it took a village to raise two pampered celebrities. Well anyway I gotta say this is is the best moive Brad and Angie have ever made, really. I didn't know what I wanted to watch, but this one was playing so I gave it a chance and boy am I glad I did, there isn't one dull moment and it's just full of surprises.

In the end though we will all see the credits roll and it will say all 300 kids were harmed in the making of this movie.

Can we say fertility treatments? Isn't it funny how all of these stars nowadays are having twins? IVF!

WHAT A B-E-A-U-T-Y. Just, stunning.

that monkey black thing is FUGLY. its gonna beat up the beautiful blonde child. GET THAT THING BACK TO AFRICA, good god its scaring the children! wat a fugly monkey!

I agree with poster #29. I respect Angie for adopting (there are so many children in need ALREADY on this overburdened planet) - they've had there little DNA replica....so why choke out Earth with even more bodies? Especially for someone so plugged into the world - it seems a bit out of place.

What's with all the IVF bashing? Do you really think stars are selecting a la cart babies and going in there and saying "hey pump me every day with shots to the stomach and ass and then stick a needle through my vajayjay, through my cervix, through my uterus and onto my eggs. Then I want to lay in bed for 2 days after the transfer and go with a 50% of a maybe it will work."

Yea that's what everyone wants to do.

You who judge IVF are all fucking stupid. It's called waiting too fucking long for their career and they're old ass has cooked eggs. It's not a choice.

Next time send your mothers a "Wish you aborted me" Mother's Day card, losers.

WOW LOOK AT THAT BABY HOLY SHIT ITS SO FAT PUT IT ON A DIET THAT CANT BE HEALTHY, FAT BABY OH MY GOD WOW ITS GOING TO DIE OF A HEART ATTACK ITS SO FAT. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

O WAIT, I FORGOT, THAT BABY IS WHITE. FORGET WAT I SAID. AT LEAST ITS NOT A BLACK APE.

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Binky I need a comment!

Veggie is a cunt

LMAO #7.

3, "Now a picture without the pet monkey"

that is definitely brad pitt's child. wow.

p.s. those are some serious pythons on angie's arms in the second pic.

unmarried slut.

Oh look.......it's Angelina, Shiloh and their pet monkey.

You know, a good guy like me tries to have pretty babies like that and I get stuck with a lizard lipped fat skank for a daughter. I hope she reads this.

Im sad that those kids have to be photographed. That's pretty shitty.

What the fuck happened to Eddy Norton's career?...

...hmmm. Sources say he and Brad would have done a Fight Club sequel a long time ago which would have boosted his career again. But Ange just keeps pooping out the lil shits, which takes up Brad's time, which kills off fight club 2, which stops poor Eddy from having a career again.

P.S. Ange's tummy looks fat. And her daughter has a fat face, fat legs, fat arms... and flat boobs. Why's that? Nature confuses me.

After reading most of these comments....all I can say is....90% of the posters are functionally retarded.

I feel sorry for the little girl she adopted being made fun of here. She's very lucky to be out of Africa and being taken care of by rich people. I wish I could be some rich lady's kid.

:(

The only reason this broad keeps adopting and pumping out kids is pretty transparent.

Fucked up childhood.

It'll be interesting to see how fucked up her kids end up.

They tried to adopt late last year in Africa, but were denied. Guess that matching child to Zahara will have to wait. Since adoption agencies are finally starting to see that "Angie" is not a fit parent but a selfish narcissist who puts her own needs first, guess they had to go the natural way to gain more kids (ie attention).

#8 -- I wonder how her figure will bounce back.

My guess would be money, a top-notch personal trainer, and a highly skilled, very discreet plastic surgeon.

#27, Shiloh's jawline:

I think it's just baby-face fat, my guess is she will be cute. Neither Brad nor Angie have a Bruce Willis lantern jaw. Rumer has my sympathy.

I think there are some ten baby's or so already, NOT!!

Is it me...or does Shiloh look more and more like Petunia pig..?

Could be the mouth and nose.

Cute?...as a "pigs" ear.

Sholoh's cute, but waht's with the black clothes on a baby?

that kid is GORGEOUS!! I hope she grows up sensibly.

First of all, I'm all for making fun of celebrities, especially when they make themselves look ridiculous; but making fun of kids (of any race) just shows you have the mentality of a middle-schooler.

Second, why take issue with how many kids they have? They can afford it, they seem to be taking care of their four WAY better than Brit took care of her two. They seem like loving, hands-on parents.

#29/30: about overpopulation: search the Internet and you will see that the main culprits, if tiny places are removed, are:
Bengladesh (1002 people/km2)
South Korea (492)
THE NETHERLANDS (395)
Lebanon (368)
BELGIUM (340)
China is at 53rd position with only 136. But they had a birth-control policy. So everyone think China is overpopulated.
Conclusion: the ogres of the Earth are in Europe (overpopulation) and the USA (biggest waste and pollution).

I must say I find it very sad that some people (no doubt they are American) are still calling black people "apes" and enjoying it.

#79

You know those people who are so desperate for attention so they keep trying to crack jokes without realizing how idiotically boring they are? Well, since they keep losing their audience, they try their jokes here.

WHO MAKES THEIR BABY GIRLS WEAR BLACK ON A SUNNY DAY?! children have to wear colors!

#81

And that is one of the reasons, sweetie, why Angelina is who she is and you are just a nobody (who will follow every rule, logical or not).

I can see if you're arguing white vs. black on a sunny day. But colors? So any dark color which will absorb about the same amount of heat is acceptable?

Oh wait... Maybe you believe that making your children wear colors on a sunny day make them more intelligent or resistant to diseases?

#78 I dont really get what you're saying and i doubt you do; ALL the countries you listed are small and and have relatively small populations - you listed the number of people per square kilometer (=population density). China for example does have one of the biggest populations in the world but is lower on your list because it's also a huge country with a lot of uninhabited regions.

#12 - Does your face look any better than Brad's?
#36 - Do you know what genes are? If not, let's make it easier. Google Shiloh's first baby pictures. Angie must've gave her some botox a few days ahead of the photo shoot and even now, yeah...that's it.
#62 - Being conventional isn't always the best route to take. Look at the divorce rates in America. I BET there are married women out there at this moment who are cheating on their husbands. Wedding bands are a SYMBOL of what a marriage should be. You don't need a material item to know what it means to be faithful and loving.

#82 - Right on!

I can't believe some of you have the nerve to negatively judge these kids and their physical features. They are KIDS! So what if they have more children then the average family (one or two)? If Angie and Brad have the resources and capabilities to do all the humanitarian deeds that they do, I'm very sure they won't have a problem raising their children to be smart, knowledgeable, open minded individuals. Ignorance will not make YOUR world a better place.

All you guys who are making fun out of the little gorgeous Zahara are simply pathetic. At the end of the day, she's been adopted by a multi-millionaire couple while you racist no-hopers are sitting at home insulting people who simply couldn't care less whether you killed yourselves or got hit by a bus. Go and get a hobby!

Her baby is ugly, it's not as cute as I thought it would be. The baby got her mommys lips and resembles a fish.

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Hi

Sorry about that, my first time posting a comment.
I feel this Jolie-Pitt thing...., whatever it is with multiple adaptions, having thier own baby, then Jolie not being into Shiloh then becomming preg. by invitro with twins, jet setting around the world constantly, buying new homes everywhere but only living in them a short while, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars for whatever, flying planes while pregnant....oh lets not forget homewrecking, divorce, adultrey, while at the same time trying to save the world and children well...., is just kinda makes me fuck in sick to my stomach. The whole thing is weird like Michael Jackson or Anne Heshe.
I admire truly, Jolie for what she has become a childrens advocate for the unfortunate but it's like she has reverted back to this weird behavior and Pitt to me now has the persona of a cheese-mo, milkey, limp wristed man. I really liked Jolie when she was single advocating for children she had such an integerity and force behind her and was deserving of respect and admiration. Now my stomach turns when I see them.

As you guessed, I can't spell.

dont you people see that shilo looks nothing like brad she looks like her grandfather angelina's dad go compare pictures of him and shilo
and she is so ugly just like her grandpa and her mom

dont you people see that shilo looks nothing like brad she looks like her grandfather angelina's dad go compare pictures of him and shilo
and she is so ugly just like her grandpa and her mom

dont you people see that shilo looks nothing like brad she looks like her grandfather angelina's dad go compare pictures of him and shilo
and she is so ugly just like her grandpa and her mom

dont you people see that shilo looks nothing like brad she looks like her grandfather angelina's dad go compare pictures of him and shilo
and she is so ugly just like her grandpa and her mom