May 1 2008BEYONCE IS PREGNANT! (Or at least rumored to be which will probably happen every other week just to give you guys a heads up. I guess I should write the post now. This parenthesis is getting out of hand. OH GOD it stole my coffee!)

What the HELL is wrong with her back??

i didn't know banana suits were all the rage for pregnant hollywood. i am so outta the loop.

Wouldn't that be 101 problems i.e.- "99 problems but a bitch ain't one"+his marriage to Beyonce would be the addition of said bitch+baby hova=101
Yay math!

Hopefully her genes will overpower his fugly genes.

What Jay-Z does not know is that I am the father. hahahahahaha

"strong Christian beliefs..."

Not strong enough for her to wait 'till marriage to have sex!

Just sounds sorta hypocritical.

How strong exactly are her christian beliefs if she's been getting boned by a rapper for what, like three years. She probably wears skimpy clothing and shakes her ass, too. Oh, wait ...

Greg, are you kinda retarded?

I think Beyonce usually looks beautiful, but the back of that dress is fugly and ...I dont know, she is not looking as hot as she usually does

I thought "Strong Christian Values" meant you took it up the butt to save losing your virginity for marriage.

I'll be the source is wrong and she's only 51% pregnant.

Why do you make so much noise about those bitches at hollywood getting pregnant? what is the big deal here? if they are constantly making love with as many partners as they please, what do you expect? c'mon you guys, looks like you have nothing interesting to post anymore...

I would uh oh-uh oh- uh oh uh oh, all over her back.....

The back fat never lies.

13. how creative.

Wow that' one lucky kid - he/she will look like Joe Camel with a huge fat ass.

Mmmmmm, roger you sound a bit on the feminine side, not a girl posting as a man are you ??? The words 'Bitter' and 'Jealous' come to mind.......

Lets hope it looks like the mother

17. in your post, the words predictable and lame come to mind.

Hey everybody look at me!

I'm trying to point out the obvious!

Is it working?

Does the retart reference work?

Hard work this is......

19. In your post the words are right their at the top man....RETARD.....ALERT......

@18 Don't they all look the same?

#16 my thoughts exactly. Also, who really gives half a shit?

#15 - Really, do you really think so? Or are you just patronizing me? I mean, your approval means so much to me. So don't pull on my heart strings because I might just snap. And then I just get corny. And we swouldn't want that.

Took you guys long enough.

she should have waited for the flogging bruises on her back to heal before putting on that dress

Probably not a retard No. 21, just an attention seeking loser....

Fine human specimen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA .............. They had to glue the back of her dress to her ass !!

....and the happy dad, Josef Fritzl, couldn't be more proud of his little girl.

OUT!

Yo!! When is shorty droppin'?

She dressed like a banana to attract Jay-Z.

We've got to find a way to keep n i g g e r s from multiplying.

#32 and 33 are reasons why the human species are still so close-minded and ignorant...

#33 hey stupid, get your own name. I am not racist. I hate everyone equally..

Her eyes are freakin me out. It's like she props forks in em at night.. or maybe they're just trying to reach back up to those eyebrows..

I DONT THINK SHE IS PREGNANT! WHAT RUSH?? THEY ARE SUCH A LONG TIME TOGETHER. AND MEDIA WRITES SINCE 2 YEARS THAT THEY ARE MARRIED AND SHE IS PREGNANT.SO I DONT BELIEVE IT.
SHE WILL GET HUGE WHEN SHE WILL BE PREGNANT.LOOK AT HER RIGHT NOW. BUT I LOVE HER MUSIC I LOVE HOW SHE DANCES,SHE COULD BE NICER BUT YOU KNOW SHE IS A DIVA.

#32---that is hilarious.

should have saved all my retard alert comments for you Isabel.

wow, between beyonce and jaime lynn's "strong christian beliefs", no wonder the bible west is so strict and afraid their whore daughters are going to be influenced by the tiniest thing and get knocked up...

* #40, fuck! midwestern bible belt

So why do people say Kim Kardashian is hot and not beefy Beyonce?

Here's what she'll look like in few years....just give it time...
http://www.sheplaysmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/aretha-franklin-kennedy-center-honors.jpg

clandestine nuptials is such a great phrase...

@42...i think they're both chubby, fwiw

WTF?

if she did rush the mariage because of her stron christian beleifs, does that mean Jesus will never be aware she was already pregnant ?

clandestine nipples...

anyway the BACK of that dress has a see-thru, very sheer, colorless panel, which is what holds it together. if not, it would split down the sides... much like a banana split, which ironically suits the color of the dress as well. its actually a kinda interesting design for a dress, you'd think the front neck sash, or holster would prevent the sides to fall out, but I guess she really wants the support back there. I think this may be something her mom designed... you can tell who went to Parsons and who didn't......

There's nothing wrong with her back in these pictures. The open part of her dress has some weird sheer thing over it, which makes her skin look weird.

She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

@41 agree - she's MARRIED to one. Go back to India, or picking rice or whatever it is you do to stay above the poverty level. no one needs your stupid ads here. or, unplug yourself if you are an automatically generating response machine. Please.

#50, wtf are you talking about?

Why did she steal Britneys sisters hairstyle? she must be preggers....

Dat girl is niggalicious!

Why do black chicks bleach their hair blonde? Copy cats!

Wow, I can't wait to see the whore/stripper maternity mess that her mother designs for her. For all her beauty, Beyonce is blind as a bat when it comes to fashion. Give mom a pension and tell her to put down her drawing pen.

And I guess her strong Christian beliefs didn't prevent her from screwing a man she wasn't married to - and, you know, committing the sin of fornication. To fornicate is one thing, but to give birth to a bastard child would be too much for her Christian soul. What a ridiculous creature she is!

I hate her and Jay-Z is the ugliest fuck. I can't believe she would dilute her decent looks with his nasty Motown Face.

whoa, whoa, whoa.... "paranthesis"??? is that some sort of disease???

@6:Amber - May 1, 2008 11:17 AM

"strong Christian beliefs..."
Most Christians I've met believe very strongly that they can do whatever they want to as long as they wear a cross on a necklace. I'd like to get in on that sweet deal especially since I found a cross that matches my purse but there is still the problem of how their music really sucks.

Black women die their hair blonde probably for the same reason white women tan, get fat injected in their lips, get a boob job, get collogen injected into their face, get butt implants, and date black guys. Its "in"

What a fucking hideous dress! Her strong Christian beliefs? What a pile of utter SHITE! If she wasn't a fecking hypocrite she would have had those beliefs extend to not fucking that ugly turd before they got married.
I HATE religious hypocrisy - fucking American "Christian" wankers its just a front.

good job, spell check. :D

Again and again, these damn hypocritical bible toting fundie Christians get caught in the act of sinning - it warms my cold heart!!! I could care a less what others believe in, spiritually....it's only when the 'holier than thou' perfect little lambs get caught in what they feverantly blame others for doing, that I can't help but LMAO!

That dress is not being nice to her breasts. Ouch! That looks painful.

That dress is not being nice to her breasts. Ouch! That looks painful.

What a heidious dress! hers boobs are flattened and her huge bum is protruding more than ever !

the dress looks very tacky, must be home made ! burk..............

Since when did fug trannies gain the ability to be pregnant?

i can picture her now sitting across from oprah with this huge pregnant belly on tv

oprah: so beyonce' i heard your pregnant is there any truth to that?

beyonce : i don't really like to talk about my private life

oprah : well did you just get Ridiculously fat in a 9 month period

beyonce: i have no idea what your talking about ?

I cannot believe there are still people who use the word N I G G E R. What the fuck? You must be one of the most pathetic, ignorant and detestable people on Earth. Guess what... with so many biracial kids being born in the World today, you may want to go ahead and slit your wrists now - I promise we won't miss you - because you're gonna be SHOCKED when you walk out on the street and see that there really is no one "color" of race left anymore. AH! First Barack, next the World. Get over it, you botched abortion.

Now, on to real business, why is no one talking about the fact that poor Be-bouncey doesn't have not one friend in the world to tell her that her spray tan on her back is STREAKED. My God. Tacky.

Come on...Bouncey isn't hardly smart enough to see beyond her nose, that's why her mother still dresses her in those clothes and she married Jay-Z for his money, probably because her mother told her to. I wouldn't want to see him when I wake up in the morning but on the other hand, I wouldn't really want to see Bouncey when I wake up either, 'cept from the back, now - that could be quite pleasant - Bouncey in the morning...,

You speak like a real lady of sticky sheets. Skank. I like my own kind and am proud of my own culture. I guess you just like all the dick you can get and the bigger the better after gettin all stretched out like you whores invariably do. So the next step downwards for girls with big pussies is always the negro.
Your momma must be proud, old lady.

WHY DO YALL GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME AND MY BUSINESS SEEMS TO ME YALL DONT HAVE A FUCKING LIFE.. I MEAN DAMN WHY DONT YALL JUST POST ON SOMEBODY ELSE SHIT AND LEAVE ME ALONE.. YALL NEED A LIFE.. AND IF UR LIFE MEAN POST SHIT ABOUT ME AND MY BUSINESS AINT SHIT BUT SHIT.. IF YOU ASK ME... BGKC@AOL.COM IS MY PERSONAL EMAIL IF U WANNA GO BACK AND FRONT THEN LET'S GO... BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES- CARTER