May 12 2008Bai Ling's nipples are 'bai-ling' out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!)
Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart's Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy's book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with "a degree in economics" who "doesn't get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels." Hey, I'll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What's that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!
NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.
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1. rj - May 12, 2008 4:44 PM
yeeeeeep!
2. bubba - May 12, 2008 4:44 PM
wtf are those
3. Bai Ling - May 12, 2008 4:47 PM
RIRST!!!
4. combustion8 - May 12, 2008 4:47 PM
ass crack sores?
I'd still hit it... I have a thing for human sized praying mantis's.
5. Laura H - May 12, 2008 4:53 PM
My bikini top came off a little at the beach this weekend...but on accident.
6. deacon jones - May 12, 2008 4:55 PM
Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples
7. FRIST!!! - May 12, 2008 4:55 PM
Pretty bad when you are so skinny can't even keep a bathing suit on. She reminds me of that guy from that movie "Into the Wild" the last part.
I know I used that on the Amy post too, but that movie freaked me out and I just watched it last night..
8. Quinn - May 12, 2008 4:56 PM
She is so unattractive
Now I know what YokoOno's nipples must look like
That thing looks like a rickity old woman that's been tube fed for a year.
I'm moving back to the anniston post.
9. Texas Tranny - May 12, 2008 5:00 PM
Nice, i'd love to nurse on her nipples.
10. Cash - May 12, 2008 5:04 PM
Yeah great, now where the hell are the Topless Megan Fox photos that TMZ and FlyNet have posted, only without the GD stars and crap over her fun bits?
11. dude - May 12, 2008 5:04 PM
And that my friends, is why you never buy a used bathing suit.
On another note, I always wondered who owned the world's ugliest nipples. Nice to have that settled.
12. Dazz - May 12, 2008 5:05 PM
@#2 bubba
those are the robotic insects designed by the army - see geekologie associated site
somehow ling-ling got a hold of them early. the chinese are always one goddam step ahead.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/no_seriously_i_really_mean_it.php#comment
13. Jimbo - May 12, 2008 5:11 PM
Dang, you could hang your car keys on those bad boys!!
14. restingonlaurels - May 12, 2008 5:12 PM
oooh i really wanted to see "into the wild". if i have to see more of this, though... perhaps i'll reconsider. is he wearing a bikini too?
15. Jimboooo! - May 12, 2008 5:16 PM
Long body is looooooooong.
16. veggi - May 12, 2008 5:16 PM
She's a dream girl! Lesbian toe sex is great, but everybody does it. How many chicks can you find who can do lesbian nipple sex?
17. Dazz - May 12, 2008 5:18 PM
update on the developing robotic story: those are *not* in fact the robotic insects where most peoples nips actually are. ylang ylang her self *is* a robot. the nipples are where she shoots out the lasers just like the fembots in Austin Powers.
18. no way - May 12, 2008 5:19 PM
nice nips bai!
19. Bayring - May 12, 2008 5:20 PM
I rahnt somebody suck on my nippirr.
20. bootlips - May 12, 2008 5:23 PM
Great nips.
21. Famous Plastic - May 12, 2008 5:23 PM
I can guarantee that this was not a nip "slip". She is such an attention mongering whore.
22. tylor - May 12, 2008 5:44 PM
this is deff. not a nip slip if she goes and takes off her whole top.
23. Dick Bush - May 12, 2008 5:47 PM
I have to admit it, she looks good.
24. ??? - May 12, 2008 6:42 PM
Beat it, Clepto Gook.
Bootlips, you disappoint me...
25. Mike - May 12, 2008 6:42 PM
Who dressed up that little boy in a girl's bathing suit?
26. Erica - May 12, 2008 6:45 PM
Great, to die for body, but NASTY NIPS! ew. what the fuck.
27. pistola - May 12, 2008 6:55 PM
if u think she's too skinny then you're probably fat.
admittedly, she's thin, but she has a nice shape for her size.
(the nipples aren't too snazzy though.)
28. Ted from LA - May 12, 2008 6:58 PM
What, may I ask, is wrong with her nipples? Do you prefer small ones? I think they're perfect. Jimmy and Ted from LA give her two thumbs up
29. Lana - May 12, 2008 7:15 PM
LOLL some of the comments are hilarious.
30. jess - May 12, 2008 7:29 PM
She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.
And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you'll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they're gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!
31. jess - May 12, 2008 7:30 PM
She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.
And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you'll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they're gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!
32. Binky - May 12, 2008 7:59 PM
I'm still not going to watch Transformers.
Take that Hollywood !
Read it and weep Babe...
33. disillusionisreal - May 12, 2008 8:14 PM
ewwwww.
34. Knee Ya Ha Ha - May 12, 2008 8:14 PM
(This Mr. Binkwad guy a bit crazy ? He on wrong link)
Cliff Notes : (He was probably distracted by all the flesh.)
35. alisa - May 12, 2008 8:44 PM
she has theeee perfect body....... but damn big nips
36. Stanley - May 12, 2008 8:54 PM
AHHHHH my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. George - May 12, 2008 8:57 PM
Those nipples are hot, no joke. I would just love to spend a week in Hawaii sucking and biting them. I bet her bottom set of lips are just as meaty. I'd love to do the same to them. These body parts of hers excuse her personality flaws. Yum.
38. joe - May 12, 2008 9:48 PM
Those nipples are amazing. I would love to do anything and everything to her.
39. Rocknrope - May 12, 2008 9:58 PM
She's gotten wrecked 11 ways from Sunday by every whitie in Hollywood, her labia must look like a quarterstick of dynamite went off in it.
40. Hannah T - May 12, 2008 10:18 PM
Sorry....but she really needs to eat more.
41. grobpilot - May 12, 2008 10:57 PM
Her nipples look like big, asian-flavored gummy bears.
42. Nikky Raney - May 12, 2008 10:59 PM
this is news to who? she's always falling out
43. Nikky Raney - May 12, 2008 11:00 PM
those are the most disgusting nipples i have ever seen
44. Nikky Raney - May 12, 2008 11:02 PM
6. deacon jones - May 12, 2008 4:55 PM
Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples
I am Filipino,
and I assure you
my nipples do NOT look like that
45. Ted from LA - May 12, 2008 11:43 PM
#31 Jess,
My wife did breast feed our four kids. Her nipples were big before doing so and after doing so (no change). They're a blast. I still don't know what people like. Jen Assiston has big nipples = good. Bai has big nipples = bad. It's probably just racism. I am an equal opportunity pervert.
46. nippleness - May 12, 2008 11:56 PM
her nipples look like fingers. creepy.
47. sam-bagao - May 13, 2008 12:07 AM
@6 deacon.. u racist mothaF.. hope u go to hell and ogt ur dick fried.. extra crispy.. SOB
poor Bai ling.. post is underneath Megan's post.LOL..what a comparison..
48. Definitely Not My Type, But... - May 13, 2008 12:57 AM
She's one of the many proving that NOT all women have cellulite. And she's almost 40, if not already.
If you believe all women have cellulite, look at most Asian women: only the obese usually do. Whereas there are plenty slim Causian women with cellulite.
49. Violet - May 13, 2008 1:09 AM
A little skinny for my taste, but I love her nipples. Very hot on tiny boobs.
50. momo - May 13, 2008 1:43 AM
hello from ShenZhen China
hey I just got done bagging a KTV girl from last night that looked just like BL.
Funny thing is this morning I noticed 3 things:
1) her ass musta scrumped my sheets.
2) she dont look so hot w/o all that make up (and me sober)
3) I dont remember her eating all that garlic.
oh shit,
#4 my wallets gone.
nice shins BL....
51. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 13, 2008 2:45 AM
Jesus Christ that nipple looks like its got a whole brain and independent nervous system its fucking gigantic, makes Kate Moss' nipples look like jelloy tots.
52. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 13, 2008 9:22 AM
I'm conflicted... I want her to breast feed me, yet I fear she'll steal my lighter.
#28 - Nice job on the "jimmy" remark... it brought me back to high school. I doubt most people here understand what the fuck you're talking about.
JIMBROWSKI!!!!!!
53. Tom - May 13, 2008 9:38 AM
Crouching tiger, hidden titty.
54. Count Drunkula - May 13, 2008 10:39 AM
Her nipples are bigger than me dick head :(. I'm such a failure. Bonus points for the Chester Cheeta ink on her... er... lower middle back? She really missed the mark on that one.
55. farty_mcshitface - May 13, 2008 10:50 AM
she is such an ugly hideous bitch!
she ALMOST makes amy winehouse look nice- almost.
56. Asian Al - May 13, 2008 10:57 AM
Asian girls have those monster nipples which we all know and love. I had a girl once who had 1 1/4 in nipples. You could erase with those babies.
57. aury - May 13, 2008 5:22 PM
yarg.
58. shibuya_jones - May 13, 2008 6:05 PM
nipz to die for,even tho japanese women are way more delicious
59. annoymous - May 13, 2008 6:27 PM
thank god for bai's insistence on showing us her nipples.
who wants to see pasties?!
60. Ronnie D - May 13, 2008 11:23 PM
Well at least if her career dries up in North America I'm sure she can tune in Tokyo and find another gig on those filthy nips.
61. el ces - May 14, 2008 7:38 PM
That poor woman.
Look how happy she is in the pics where she's dressed. They're posted last, but were probably earlier.
See how she averts her eyes when her breasts and ass are exposed?
Her agent must be a real bastard.
Probably brow-beat her into doing it.
"You won't be pretty much longer, do it while people still wanna look," etc...
Fucker.
62. daphne - May 14, 2008 10:21 PM
i dont get it, why i cant see it!
lol
63. Sara - May 15, 2008 5:14 AM
Just wanna rip those brown stubs off with my teeth.
64. chiharu - May 15, 2008 10:09 AM
i dont get her...
65. Slappy - May 15, 2008 4:20 PM
Bai Ling is clearly one of the sexiest asian women on the planet !
If you have any doubts, check out my very HOT pic gallery of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/bai-ling.html
Cheers !
66. some guy - May 17, 2008 1:04 PM
bai-da-ling BA-DA-BOOM
67. some guy - May 17, 2008 1:04 PM
bai-da-ling BAI-DA-BOOM
68. ys - May 19, 2008 2:09 PM
cant beleive she's 40!!!!!nice body!