May 21 2008Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz wedding photo, plus Jessica Simpson looking super classy

Cute bulldog.

what the fuck is up with that gay dog

The whole Simpson Family is lame. We need more pics of boobies.

firrrst biotches!!

classic.

This is one issue of People I won't be buying. I couldn't care less about the Simpson family of douches.

Never mind that shit, it looks like Shania Twains back on the market...

Hey No.3 don't slag the Simpson family off, i personally think the yellow one with no hair is kinda cool......

that poor fucking bulldog. imagine what that thing has witnessed, i shudder.

I am still trying to absorb the fact that that Wentz guy isn't gay afterall; I am very disappointed in my gaydar detector.

Shania Twain is looking rough in that photo on the side; she really has aged;Looks like she's had some bad plastic surgery or something; her face looks weird and kinda stretched. And Mutt, you cheater, you! Thats a bad doggie!

I now understand why Ashlee had such a big schnozola; to counter balance that big fricken man-chin; good God get that thing shaved down, girl! Can you imagine the spawn these 2 will produce? Ick. I can't stand the sight of either one of them; let alone a miniwentzer.

Did he marry all of Ashley or just the chin?

@7 Bob, despite your filthy limey heritage, I have to agree with you on the Shania story.. I can't stand her music, but she's easy on the eye.

PS there is another reason to beat the crap out of that emofag Wentz. Regardless of the occasion, never ever dress up your dog.

Holy shit, look at that chin.

Bitch looks like a crescent moon.

See now, I thought Jess was looking quite lover-ly in that white ruffle with black beads. However, what really won me over on Jess' pic were the teeth sticking out over the top lip.

Classy!

My indifference to the simpsons is monumental. I nodded off just typing this (as I'm sure you did reading this)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Auntie Kryst why don't you fuck off and leave Bob alone. Knocking him a right one is my privelege.

Thanks for posting a bunch of boring shit this week. My productivity at work has increased!

Jesus, look at that chin!

She looks like Quagmire from the Family Guy!

Giggedy Giggedy.....

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Is Ashlee related to Glenn Quagmire, they seem to have the same chin?

/giggity, giggity

Is that their dog? Or did they pump out a kid already?

did somebody make a joke about quagmire already? oh they did? nevermind.

ps: giggity giggity gooooooooo

Ummm, are Tony Romo's pants unzipped? It looks like Jessica's getting boned from behind.

If you hate "news" about dipshit celebs like these two - neither of which have enough talent to win a high school talent show ..... then stop buying garbage like People Magazine!

Oh, #4 - you are a douche.
#18 - you are a bigger douche.

Never mind the chin, look at HIS comb-over! Holy snot, it looks like he is pulling hair from the back of his head and gelling the crap out of it.

Ashly has to do something with that manly awkward chin !

I mean wasn't a chin job more urgent than a nose job?????

oh and she is a fucking retard and Pete is a faggot clown !

Lara at @ #4, you repeatedly declare yourself first when you're not. You are, and I hesitate to pass judgment, but here goes: A total fucking loser that should just die.

Anyway, Pete Wentz is more likely to fuck that dog on his honeymoon that Asshole Simpson.

well i think if pete is happy then i am happy i mean we wouldnt want a nother 2005 where he attempted suicide will we so if ashlee is there to help him then i am happy i love pete more then any thinng but if he and hemingway ,pandora,marley are happy with her then so am i ............and i love her music pete signed her with his record labet also lol

all this name calling....... and who really deserves it?? Kassie. That's who.

Looks like the two of them were hitched in the lobby of an airport museum.

Thankyou Irishman for sticking up for me, kind of...

Photographer: Alright, everyone together.

Ashleeee: Oh my god my head is stuck to his head in an epic battle of hairspray.

Pete: Who's my little puppy wuppy guppy awwww

Ashleeee: Hey Pete, scoot over, my chin needs more space

Pete: Damn girl. You scoot over, my dog (aka boyfriend) needs to be in this shot.

Ashleeee: You remembered the anal beads for tonight didn't you?

Pete: Yes, sheesh, they are around the dog's neck.

Photographer: Shit, I quit, here's your fucking photo.

Where's jackson to declare that at least the Simpson girls aren't as fat as Kim Kardasshian? Or maybe how Kim should buy this issue of People magazine to read the Real Women success stories of how they lost 100 pounds?
Shania Twain used to be supermodel gorgeous. I guess aging really does nothing good for any woman....Sigh. And I will buy this issue to read the weight loss success stories. Double sigh.

His hair is stupid.
Her chin is big.

The dog is humiliated.
Jess is in a downward spiral.

@19 Paddy, I'm just taking the piss out Bob..

Slán agat

joe is the only simpson who's allowed to smile.
I think he makes a heluva lot of money because of the "stupid" actions of the FAKING sisters!!
O.K.now, it makes the SHITTING part for joe much, MUCH easier!!
That brings us to the question: WHO IS/ARE DUMB?
I know the answer already!!

Married yesterday, on the cover today. Keep that celebritrain movin'!! Next!

Oh, I see Ashley had the baby already........

Does anybody else know what the fuck #39 is saying? What language are you speaking?

Why do people insist on calling Wentz an "emo", when I think what they really mean is "cock sucking faggot"? I guess the 2 terms are kinda similar....

Fug...all of 'em

Fug...all of 'em

##36

Dude, I am trying to stop the urge, but you just got me started again!

I think Jessica Simpson has great NATURAL CURVES which is unlike Kim Kardaskank's FAT INDUCED CURVES plus her implants to make her body look balanced, get attention, and fix her pear shaped figure. Jessica has a GREAT NATURAL RACK whereas Kim has those FAKE IMPLANTS that feel weird and unnatural. Give me a natural rack any day! Jessica does not cover her tight shapely ass when wearing a swim suit which is unlike Kim Kardaskank because she has to cover her big fat loose wide cellulite sagging ass with a towel or sarong. Kim only shows her huge ass when it has been photoshopped or airbrushed because she knows she is your typical fat Amercian that relies on girdles and body shapers to improve her body unlike Jessica Simpson.

GODDAMN, I can't STAND his FUCKING HAIR!

oh, and @41. Jrz: GENIUS. Sheer genius.

Homer is the only Simpson I ever liked.

Does she wear so much eye make up to take the emphasis off her man chin?

OK, I have a question, and it's an honest question, and try not to bash me too hard......but what the hell does "emo" mean? I honestly don't know. Can someone enlighten me?

Wow, that dog does not look one bit happy.
And the pic of Jess, as much as I want to dislike her, pretty much proves that she isn't broken up with Tony Romo. So those rumors are wrong I guess.

p.s. Emo is a style of popular music that consists of feminine singers who sing about (you guessed it) their 'emo'tions. And wearing tight pants and eyeliner is pretty much required.
I like the music, but I fucking hate the fad aspect of it.

#50 check your pants

Aw. Little Ashlee Magoo....
Hey, say what you will about the crazy couple, but at least she doesn't have to be a Simpson anymore. Right?

#50

Emo is short for emotional hardcore and is an emotional style of music.

#51 If my nuts were compressed by a pair of junior miss size 4 pants, I'd be pretty fucking emo, too.

oops #52 was meant for someone else. I struggle with Internet - not my first language. Terriby apology.

which one's the girl again?

#51. I like the music too. But I read this article in Blender about emos in Mexico. Damn, they have it hard. I wouldn't be emo if I were them..they're getting killed, threatended, beaten, ect.

Hilarious comment!

I remember the late George Harrison complained that some of his fitted pants crushed his balls when he was with The Beatles.

#51 and #54: Thanks. And thanks for not ripping me for not knowing.

@46:

You're kidding, right? Jessica is the fakest of the fake.

Did he just step out of the shower or something? Does he not own a comb?

She has The Devil's chin.

The messed up thing is she had massive facial reconstructive surgery. She didn't just have a nose job, she did her whole face. In other words, she chose that chin! Search before and after pics and you will see what I mean.

55. justifiable - May 21, 2008 3:18 PM

#51 If my nuts were compressed by a pair of junior miss size 4 pants, I'd be pretty fucking emo, too.

I just shit myself. BEST COMMENT EVER.

" In the May 2007 issue of The Advocate, Wentz opened up about his sexuality, stating that he is sexually attracted to males, but he hasn't had sexual relations with other men because "I'm not a fan of penises"."

Sooooo Ashlee Simpson IS a man.

Ashlee Simpson es ... EL DIABLO
con Pedro Wentz y Joe "Pendejo" Simpson

I want to ski off her chin into a bowl of rasberry yogurt.
I will proceed to make caca in the yogurt.
From there, beautiful Pedro will be spoon fed said caca enriched yogurt by
EL DIABLO herself.

i thought tony romo and jessica broke up?

i thought tony romo and jessica broke up?

hey, peter wentz it's cool and hot, but why why did he have to marry her??
and what's up with that chin?
it takes almost all the space in the photo!
well the dog is cute but he doesn't look so happy
maybe he doesn't like ashlee (just like me)

#69 Judging from the doggie style picture, only if he's willing to break it off.
Word is that Papa Joe pretty much paid him to show as her date.

I always thought that Quagmire looked like he had a set of two giant chins side by side. That is what Pete and Ashley's kid will look like.

Proof positive that bitches come in threes...

i agree with 72. ok here is my vent.
pete needs a hairdo, simpson whore needs to stop insulting the redheads, and her massive chin might cut the guys head off, but he needs it. the dog has been witnessing too much torture, i bet he's in the bedroom when they fuck or something. groossssss. pete sucks cock big time. its sad that i like fob but he sucks.;] i just wish neither existed. they just ruined the cover of a magazine that says fake shit so watevaaaaaaa. life would be free of shit if it wasnt for them.

i agree with 72. ok here is my vent.
pete needs a hairdo, simpson whore needs to stop insulting the redheads, and her massive chin might cut the guys head off, but he needs it. the dog has been witnessing too much torture, i bet he's in the bedroom when they fuck or something. groossssss. pete sucks cock big time. its sad that i like fob but he sucks.;] i just wish neither existed. they just ruined the cover of a magazine that says fake shit so watevaaaaaaa. life would be free of shit if it wasnt for them.

i agree with 72. ok here is my vent.
pete needs a hairdo, simpson whore needs to stop insulting the redheads, and her massive chin might cut the guys head off, but he needs it. the dog has been witnessing too much torture, i bet he's in the bedroom when they fuck or something. groossssss. pete sucks cock big time. its sad that i like fob but he sucks.;] i just wish neither existed. they just ruined the cover of a magazine that says fake shit so watevaaaaaaa. life would be free of shit if it wasnt for them.

@70 Pete is a tiny douch

If Pappa Joe is so on top of these girls how did he let this happen? Or did he plan it? Joe, you are a crazy svengali douche.

If you go in for all that work, why didn't you get some of that chin shaved off. It looks like a photo shop exaggeration.

she really wore all that makeup for her wedding? she looks like shit.

This is all media crapola. Tony danced with Jessica one time all night to get this dumb pic. Joe begged him to come so he could meet his contract obligation to People mag. No pic of jess and Tony no million

It was nice of him to let her have dibs on the eyeliner for their special day.