May 29 2008Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz confirm pregnancy (Whee.)

don't these people believe in birth control? sheesh.

Everyone knew she was pregnant when they rushed to tie the knot so suddenly.

Everyone knew she was pregnant when they rushed to tie the knot so suddenly.

i hope the kid gets its looks from jessica. Then It Might Have A Chance

i hope the kid gets its looks from jessica. Then It Might Have A Chance

shotgun wedding......Boooooooyahhhh!!!!! is it just me or does he seem like a flamer?

Umm...what do these two losers do for income again...???

Papa Joe must've paid Wentz off to bear his kid, I mean grandchild.

I like that he's a celebrity. It gives hope to retards everywhere. Look at those adorable retard shoes he's wearing, I bet he even managed to put them on himself!

Well, now we have confirmation of what we already knew: this was a shotgun wedding. I don't even know why they bothered denying it.

Well, he may dress like an idiot and look kinda gay, and they may have gotten married quickly due to her pregnancy, but they always seem to look genuinely happy together - and like the joke's on everyone else.

Hey Bob and Gabrielle---one click-that's it..

Where's Binky?

Confirm what ?...Whatever...
My sources are now saying - Cliff Notes, Binky, Knee Ya Ha Ha, 'Frank' from 16th floor, Public at LARGE, and those other 'hangers on' will now confirm - ...Inside Job.
(Whee)

Good timing Frist.
I had previous commitments -
it's a jungle out there. Life is full of, like challenges...etc.
But I really should come up with some new material as someone said - or create a few more characters.
Emma from England ?
Bruce from Australia ?
Steven Park from Korea ?...

Knee Ya Ha Ha : Inside job ?

(Frist - your Spokane Chiefs seem a bit destructive)
(Win the thing - don't trash the thing... etc)

Can you imagine the chin that thing is going to have?

Well - now that you mention it #16 ...no.....
Inside job ?

wow, well, shotgun wedding, everyone saw THAT coming- that baby is going to be sooo unlucky- think about ashlee's looks BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY + pete wentz's looks. yeah, i hope he/she inherits jessicas looks...
and speaking of, too bad for jess. i bet she's feelin pretty old-maidish right now, considering she had the fairy tale wedding, fairy tale life...then got divorced with no children. hah. karma's a bitch.

For those of you, keeping score at home - gravity don't do explosions.....
etc...
( you can't make this stuff up As Willie Nelson said - How stupid do they think we are ?)

This is a trick with mirrors right? I mean, I'm looking at a picture of the same person, once dressed up like a woman - although which side I'm not too sure ...

ps
i guess ashlee didnt follow the whole "virgin til my wedding night" thing like jessica (apparently) did...im surprised papa Joe didnt make a big deal of that about ashlee, if only for publicity. oh well.. i guess having her pregnant before her wedding would get just as much media attn.

So, Cliff - This 'Gawker' site has obviously shown their true colors on the previous link and continued their descent into 'treasonable'.
Cliff Notes : The gravity thing pretty well convicts them Bink.
Gravity just don't bring down buildings like that.

So #20, & 21 - Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed ...etc. ?
( I predict you leave - and you never seen again )

They look like brother and sister, that's some sick shit right there!!!

#24: That's what I thought! Who knows, maybe Papa Joe was quite busy elsewhere and he really is.

i actually remember a few months ago reading on a few websites that Papa Joe was impressed with how it was trendy to famous women to have baby such as Angelina Jolie and Britney Spears and was impressed with the idea of how much selling baby pics cost.....was hoping one of his girls would get pregnant so he could earn a profit. And then Ashley gets pregant and married in the span of a month. This is all a publicity stunt planned by Papa Joe to earn more $$$$$$.

I think Hollywood has a higer birth rate than Mexico at this point. Think its time to break out the sex-education lessons again and stop this de-evolution in its path. After this post, truly futable evidence now exists to link a high birth rate to feeble development. Just attempt calculating the mean IQ in Hollywood if you require further proof.

Hahaha.

Joe Simpson sure is smart.He convinces {etey that the best way to cover up his gayness is too pretend that he's the daddy,when we all know Joe doesn't share his pussy.

How does this guy not know what a fucking idiot he looks like?

I give these two idiots til the end of summer.

I give these two idiots til the end of summer.

She looks like a man, he looks like a flaming fag. There's no way he's the father or she's the mother...

The pregnant one is the tinkerbell on the right? I can't tell. I mean, if I have to guess, the one on the right is/has the vagina.

WGAFF?! (a.k.a...who gives a flying fuck)

Given both their respective fan bases are 13 year old girls, they will never have trouble locating a babysitter..

...don't know who Pete Wentz is...but if was him I'd be pissed looking at pictures of Ashley holding hands with this creepy lesbian chick...

the message on her purse is psycho.

Pete Wentz is such a loser, Nice shoes douche'bag.

They look like the same person. Weird.

39, they do. maybe they style each other's hair.

nice teeth pete. did you get a referral from Hillary Duff?

#41, well, I don't think Pete is a "billionaire" , but stil....U wreak of idiotdumbassness..

Haters! Pete got those shoes from his pal Marty. Marty McFly that is. I bet he's wearing the matching thong....

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

This is the kind of shit that makes infertile couples want to kill themselves....

Kill the parents and give the baby to Brangelina.

Really, Roy? Considering she just got married and is knocked up, that's some social calendar she's keeping.

You're a tool. Spam somewhere else. No one is clicking on your fucking site.

Really, Roy? Considering she just got married and is knocked up, that's some social calendar she's keeping.

You're a tool. Spam somewhere else.

Oops, sorry for the double post.

"While many have speculated about this"

Ya I heard they had to shut down the UN because the tension was just too much. Thanks god the world can finally let out it's breath.

i can't wait for the stories from dss when these two get caught trying to flat-iron the peach fuzz on their newborn's head.

Nice fag boots homo.

they look like a couple of unemployed college drop outs, sleeping until noon, not showering and thinking how cute and how much smarter they are than everybody else...lets see some attractive people, not these two filmy , no talents

Is it me, or does he kinda look like a girl?

If you stop showing their photo will they fail to exist, please let be so. These 2 are as bad as Heidi & Spencer, worthless no talen media whores

If you stop showing their photo will they fail to exist, please let be so. These 2 are as bad as Heidi & Spencer, worthless no talen media whores

...birth control...?

ugh, I hate Pete Wentz's retarded big puffy shoes and teal shoelaces. what a tool.

Thank god someone in this marrige has a cock, and by that I mean Ashlee.

So, who's the man and who's the woman???

Hahaha, she was like barely pregnant when they did that, and she probably had no clue.
That's fucking hilarious.
Oh, irony.

LOLz, I can't stop laughing about how ugly their baby is gonna turn out. Its chin is gonna be like a freeking ski slope.

No... Really?
I find it creepy how their hair looks so much alike. Something else they have in common.

I suspected all along that it was a shotgun wedding since Pete has so much going for him. I was both shocked and impressed when I did some research on Pete. He comes across as an idiot in interviews but dont let that fool you! He is more that just a member of Fallout Boy! Come to find out he is a successful business man! Check out his biographies on both IMDB.com and Wikipedia.org for yourself! After finding out how many assetts he has I now know why Ashlee wanted to marry him! I would not be surprised at all if she got knocked up on purpose so that her Daddy would make Pete marry her! At least Pete was smart enough to get her to sign a prenuptial agreement.

....so Pete is pregnant ?? he looks the part...

Who's the father?

goddamn!
those shoes are totally super-gay!!
look at those faggotty assed shoestrings!
are those shoes L.A. gear or something?

*DO THEY BOTH SHOP EXCLUSIVELY AT URBAN OUTFITTERS BECAUSE THEY LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS.*

#66, right on.

While I'm happy for them, on account they make the perfect pair, I never trust hollywood romance.

Wentz is a tool, look at him.
And Mirs. Wentz, I'm a fan. I honestly think she's a genuine person. Just picked a clown, that's all.

Which one's pregnant?

Dear Superficial,

Stop f&cking lying. Can you look at that guy's pics and seriously tell me he has any freaking sperm? come now I wasn't born yesterday

Dear Superficial,

Stop f&cking lying. Can you look at that dork's pics and seriously tell me he has any freaking sperm? come now I wasn't born yesterday

how is it even possible for her to reproduce?
A. Pete Wentz weas pants so tight that im surprised he can feel his toes, and
B. Ashlee SIMPSON is so much plastic that her uterus is probly clogged with Chinese containers!!!! At least she Recycles, just like shes done with each of her sisters Ex-boyfriends.