May 20 2008Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty make a YouTube video

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty made a YouTube video together (after the jump) that can only be described as "WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCK?!" It's essentially the two of them playing with, no joke, newborn mice and babbling incoherently. Though at one point, Amy uses them to deliver a message to her incarcerated husband Blake. BBC News reports:

"This one's got a message from Blake," she says. "Blake, please don't divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something."
Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: "Yeah, if you divorce her you'll have me to deal with. I'm only a day old. I don't know what I'm doing but I know what love is."

If Pete Doherty, drugs and baby mice can't save a marriage, then, shit, I don't know what can. Oh, wait, yes I do: FUCKING THERAPY! Get some, lady. And tons of it. If you don't think things are that bad, here's a newsflash: Pete Doherty - not a figment of your imagination. Uh huh, that thing is real. Kind of blows your mind doesn't it, Amy? ... Amy? Are you even listening to me or just eating the china cabinet?

Thanks to Sexyonia who doesn't think mice should be used as pawns in relationship drama. However, they work nicely on a chess board. Check, mate!


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Oh Holy Hell, why can I not get video on this fucking computer?????????

She's hot!

Animal control should be called

Holy shit, those crackheads are fucking crazy! Why the hell do they have a bunch of newborn mice? Fucking weird.

Well, I never thought I'd see these two colaborate on a video but low and behold, I've now seen the light of day.

This is great news for the entertainment industry because we certainly have not seen enough artists these days getting together to do something ... different. One can only do so many hip-hop/rap appearances on albums or backgrounds that it's a nice twist to see these two instead.

I'll certainly keep my eyes open for news on Amy and Pete and see where it all leads.

Good luck!

Randal

OMG!!! WHo let this two close to live animals? They probably injected the mice or sniffed them up using a rolled up £20 note.

And what ever happened to using a nail brush one in a while???

Very depressing. And scary.

@3/DK

For the mice or for their owners?

Oh yes, you've been locked up without having sex (ok, male/female sex) and when you finally get released........you go home to Amy Crackhouse! Tell me you wouldn't rather serve 50 more years!

Hey MAN, don't be dissing my HEROES and their BABIES, they have every right to....what the fuck am I even saying I haven't seen the video and therefore have no clue what I'm talking about....argh, I need some pizza..

poor amy shes soo effed

Goddamn. She looks worser than the last pics of her that you had up. Bitch is ugly right down to the BONE.

Just saw the video. ALL I remember were baby rats and dirty fucking fingernails.

I honestly can't think of anything I've seen that was more disturbing.

"Blake, please don't divorce mummy"

mummy??? if only she meant Egyptian mummy, it'd be {Jules} what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity...but, obviously she means mommy. eeee-eeewww. ew.

btw, does she have degenerative hip disease or did her time under the bridge make her walk that way?

Randal you jumped the shark with that comment.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

If she had a small waist she would have a perfect body. I am jealous.

Who the fuck uses baby mice? Gerbils, that's the ticket. Amateurs.

@ 15, she's British, dumbass

Haha, so effed.... That's funny, god Nicole fucking Ritchie looks better than her and she's EVEN MORE anorexic..

ooooh. that was creepy. poor baby rats.

At least now we know frmo the pics that she does indeed own more than one paid of shorts

She makes me want to eat potato chips. I don't know why. Don't judge. I'll be back..

Better get those mice rabies shots quick!

Saw this video about a week ago.
Incredible acting, I say.
Who wrote the script for this one?
Who plays the main mouse? Macauly Caulkin?
I love it.
Bravo!

Who the fuck sends Amy Winehouse flowers?

I'm waiting for her sex video..

My other thought is she is gonna look like hell when she's forty. All those tramp stamps will be fading and stretchy.. :shrug:

At some point Pete thought his Cheetos were wiggling more then usual so he took a bite of one to get it to stop moving and marveled at the gooey inside.

they are insane

#15: mummy is british for mommy. I'm guessing you are twelve or a highly-uneducated adult, or, as a third choice, you've been living under a rock since you were two.

I'd hit it.

#31 - duh. Way to grasp the basic point that Amy looks like a mummy. "Highly" is a modifier and therefore does not require a hyphen. doye.

#31- You're an idiot. Learn to read.

As for the video... OH MY GOD, AWESOME!!!!! Makes me feel normal.

She looks so wholesome in these photos. She reminds me of Maria in The Sound of Music.

@35 Yeah I see your point, but I got the feeling Amy has probably never sung Edelweiss..

She really is a mutt.

Oh man, I so did not need to see that -- thing -- right after eating lunch. What a mess! (Her, and my lunch.)

Dear Neo of the Matrix,

I have seen your movies. I know you have great power.

Please hurt Amy Winehouse.
Please hurt her real bad.

sincerely,
a concerned citizen.

Hey Frist, buddy? I"m not so sure you WANT to see this video. Security had to restrain me from jumping out the 9th floor window. I feel like we've just seen the rebirth of the antichrist.

@39:

Sorry, dude, that's too nasty for the One.

Neither one of them have washed their hands since they were born. Do you see that CRUD around their nails? WELL, DO YOU? Get the wire brush and some cleanser, QUICKLY!

that's all, thanks.

these people are an embarrassement to humans everywhere

these people are an embarrassement to humans everywhere

After looking at these pictures, I just realized that this female is a transsexual.

I think its becoming completly pointless for me to even comment on any amy winehouse posts; how many times can you say..."Good God thats one hideous looking creature! Ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life!"...so there, I said it, one last time.

Umm...

What the fuck are they doing with a bunch of baby mice?

I'm a bit alarmed at what might happen to anything more complex than a philodendron in her care.

Dorito Man (28), what the fuck makes you think she'll make it to 40? Hell, she won't even make it to 30.

crack hands

I used to work in a lab where we bred mice for labs across the country. When the newborn mice were under a week old we would NEVER TOUCH THEM, because if you touched them when they are that young, the mother will reject them and no longer feed them. Soooo, basically every one of those mice they touched is most likely dead....wonderious, ehh?

the whole time i was afraid she was going to eat them.

oh my goodness. this is totally "2 A-holes at a... Mouse Clinic (?)"

This person.. thing.. is younger than me. I just can't make myself believe that. Both Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan look like they could be my grandmothers.

I was waiting for him to drop the rat. Gross.

Will some body please buy Amy a full length mirror,oh my bad maybe just a mirror period.

Will some body please buy Amy a full length mirror,oh my bad maybe just a mirror period.

How come are they still alive???

Will someone please start a petition and take up signatures for these two to do a fucking double suicide?

Amy Winehouse scares me.

Seriously, she is going to pass away soon. She looks like death.

I feel terrible for the poor mice :(

Seriously, she is going to pass away soon. She looks like death.

I feel terrible for the poor mice :(

there's more-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvgHcWi5sE

Dude, for once say something as though you were not high on nerve medicine. Do you live under the forever light of a rainbow? Are you capable of negativity? Critique? Perpetual kindness is not a strength brother although you are kind. These 2 are exploiting/abusing animals for their own selfish attempts to seem creative and risque. They are definitely at risk. That woman's very fingertips are rotting.
Please come back on me and tell me what an asshole I am (I am an asshole).

You get one free shot. For you 2.

"Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere! "
"What are feces? "
"Baby mice."
" Aww. "

In pic #2 I feel like I'm staring right into medusa.

Well, they hgave already smoked those baby mice, And to the dumbass who commented on what Amy;s tats will look like when she is 40: JESUS have you lost your mind? She will be lucky to make it through next week.

Please someone save the mice - I can't take it anymore.

"If you don't think things are that bad, here's a newsflash: Pete Doherty - not a figment of your imagination. Uh huh, that thing is real".

^LOL

Uh, you're definitely not supposed touch newborn mice. If the mother mouse is still around, she will kill them now. And if she's not, they won't live anyway. Bye bye mousies. At least you had your 15 seconds of YouTube stardom.

This is the greatest video I have ever seen.
Nobody can make this stuff up.
Fame, fortune, Grammies...
What does it mean?

This video says it all.

Genius.

So the mother mouse is gonna eat the baby mice, mice are a little protective like that...

Dear Superficial Writer:

This daily assault on my eyes has got to stop, Please no more Amy Winehouse. I am begging you!

Hey #70, read above, someone already said that, dumbass

#51: So did I. I was fully expecting them to pull an Ozzy and bite those heads off clean!

Oh my God, these 2 are bloody mental. I'm surprised they didn't eat the poor mice.

Sucks that the baby mice are going to be rejected by their mom and wind up starving because she won't feed them...

Oh, wait! That's Amy & Pete's f**king plan, to turn those baby mice into undernourished and attention-starved corpses! You know, just like they are! It's baby mice today, but baby humans are next. It's going to be like Trainspotting at their house.

And dear lord, I know pointing out that Amy Winehouse is skinny is stating the obvious, but she looks like one of those kids from the Save The Children ads. "For only $25 a day, the price of a rock of cocaine, you can help this poor woman have a successful singing career."

HOLLY SHIT! FORGET THE MICE DID YOU SEE THE NASTTY, DISCUSTING FINGERNAILS, ON BOTH OF THEM. AND THAT NASTY FILTHY HAIR! WAS IT EVER WASHED? NEXT WEEK THEY WILL DO A VIDEO WITH ROACHES HARVESTED FROM HER HAIR!! AT LEAST BRITNEY FLASHES A CLEAN COOCHIE!

I am so glad I don't have crazy fucks like that for neighbors. That video was the Amy W version of the Blair Witch - for the mice of course.

HAH! #65! A great overlooked scene of Donnie Darko.

Call me crazy but I thought this was funny.
"It's a dawning of a new...mouse life."

If you close your eyes, it's not so bad. English accents ftw.

Can anybody explain to me why am I so fascinated by this chick? I bought her album and I listen to it everyday while driving on my way home and i read and listened to all news about her. What scares me the most is that I cannot find this chicklet ugly? Either I am nuts (unlikely since I go crazy every time I see Kimmys ass) or you people are shallow pieces of crap infatuated with siliconized hoes with plastic smile and frankesteinish plastic surgery. Oh wait, I think I got it. AMY IS REAL TALENT SOMETHING THAT AMERICA HASN SEEN IN A WHILE. SO I SAY WITH ALL MY MIGHT GO AMY AND I WISH YOU WELL AND LEAVE THOSE FUCKING DRUGS OFF YOUR PLATE. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.

What a bunch of freaks. Firstly, newborn mice shouldn't be handled by anyone but their parents, since any foreign smell found on them could lead to them being eaten by their parents.

Secondly, it's none other than Amy Winehouse touching them. If they don't die right after, it's a miracle.

Her talent and her appearance have nothing to do with one another. She looks like a crackhead, plain and simple. Voice aside (and I can only grudgingly call her talented since she's just rehashing the sound of a bygone era of music), she looks like the freaking Crypt Keeper and I'm afraid I'll have bad dreams after looking at that clip. And her talent won't amount to anything when she's six feet under, dead from a drug overdose. Stop giving her a pass just because she can sing. That's the reason these vapid twits are on a collision course with destruction, because no one stepped up and held them accountable for their actions on account of their celebrity.

For a second there I thought that bitch was going to eat one of those mice

Oh boy....

that's all i got.

That was an exhibition of cruelty to animals. Those mice are as good as dead. As for Amy, she has a fake voice, and sings about nothing. She is diseased and should not be around children. She is a drug addict and should be in prison. Of course she has been set up by her "family" of chosen capitalist pigs so she will never go away until she ODs.
I hope she leaves Earth soon.

Umm disturbing. That's all that can possibly be said at this point.
And their fingernails aren't dirty. Well they are, but they're from the crack pipe they obviously used right before filming this.
Sick sick sick.

@50 Those mice were doomed to die anyway. Amy is incapable of taking care of herself let alone newborn animals. Right now Amy and Pete are sitting in a room, smoking crack, playing "dolls" with dead baby mice.

#15. Mummy is what British people say instead of mommy. Like Mum instead of Mom.

I am British, let me tell you, we live in a cold land, even in May, if I walked around in shorts and not much else each day by May I'd be dead of exposure. It's not LA. ie Does this useless cow not have any clothes...

She's playing the Glastnbury Festival now seemingly, well if she lives that long...

Why does she wear a rosary around her neck?? I don't want to get all religiosity here, but I think that she's being sacriligious (yeah, which I'm SURE she's really concerned about).

These two need to die a horrible death. Preferably sooner than later.

wow, she is soooo nasty! ewwwww!

wow, she is soooo nasty! ewwwww!

damn. can you say "extremely mentally impaired"?

What the the hell is on his face herpes?

You know, that chick lives in England. I've lived in England. It's awesome - but there are three seasons. Cold and damp, cold & windy and damp, and frickin' cold, frickin' windy and damp. Why the ^&*( does she NEVER have any clothes on?

Eww their hands are stained fom the crack pipe!

holly shiet!!!!! are ya'll sure she's a female???? she looks like more of a freakin GAY... scares the hell outta me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I'm surprised they didn't try to snort them

AHAHAH! Look at her KNEES, people! HER KNEES!

I think she is a dedicated artist with a lot of soul of course she seems strange to you folks I find her endearing and love to listen to her sing or just chat

KEEP ON KEEPING ON AMY
;LOVE
SNAPPYCAT

I think she is a dedicated artist with a lot of soul of course she seems strange to you folks I find her endearing and love to listen to her sing or just chat

KEEP ON KEEPING ON AMY
;LOVE
SNAPPYCAT

I think she is a dedicated artist with a lot of soul of course she seems strange to you folks I find her endearing and love to listen to her sing or just chat

KEEP ON KEEPING ON AMY
;LOVE
SNAPPYCAT

Those aren't real mice, they are stonned out of their minds but those look like plastic mice that you buy in a toy store.

Those aren't real mice, they are stonned out of their minds but those look like plastic mice that you buy in a toy store.

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