May 20 2008Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty make a YouTube video
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty made a YouTube video together (after the jump) that can only be described as "WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCK?!" It's essentially the two of them playing with, no joke, newborn mice and babbling incoherently. Though at one point, Amy uses them to deliver a message to her incarcerated husband Blake. BBC News reports:
"This one's got a message from Blake," she says. "Blake, please don't divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something."
Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: "Yeah, if you divorce her you'll have me to deal with. I'm only a day old. I don't know what I'm doing but I know what love is."
If Pete Doherty, drugs and baby mice can't save a marriage, then, shit, I don't know what can. Oh, wait, yes I do: FUCKING THERAPY! Get some, lady. And tons of it. If you don't think things are that bad, here's a newsflash: Pete Doherty - not a figment of your imagination. Uh huh, that thing is real. Kind of blows your mind doesn't it, Amy? ... Amy? Are you even listening to me or just eating the china cabinet?
Thanks to Sexyonia who doesn't think mice should be used as pawns in relationship drama. However, they work nicely on a chess board. Check, mate!

Reader Comments
1. FRIST!!! - May 20, 2008 3:52 PM
Oh Holy Hell, why can I not get video on this fucking computer?????????
2. daguz - May 20, 2008 3:53 PM
She's hot!
3. DK - May 20, 2008 3:53 PM
Animal control should be called
4. Giomon_Rocks - May 20, 2008 3:54 PM
Holy shit, those crackheads are fucking crazy! Why the hell do they have a bunch of newborn mice? Fucking weird.
5. Randal - May 20, 2008 3:55 PM
Well, I never thought I'd see these two colaborate on a video but low and behold, I've now seen the light of day.
This is great news for the entertainment industry because we certainly have not seen enough artists these days getting together to do something ... different. One can only do so many hip-hop/rap appearances on albums or backgrounds that it's a nice twist to see these two instead.
I'll certainly keep my eyes open for news on Amy and Pete and see where it all leads.
Good luck!
Randal
6. Smithy - May 20, 2008 3:55 PM
OMG!!! WHo let this two close to live animals? They probably injected the mice or sniffed them up using a rolled up £20 note.
And what ever happened to using a nail brush one in a while???
7. London-Lass - May 20, 2008 3:55 PM
Very depressing. And scary.
8. Coyote - May 20, 2008 3:56 PM
@3/DK
For the mice or for their owners?
9. sportsdvl - May 20, 2008 3:56 PM
Oh yes, you've been locked up without having sex (ok, male/female sex) and when you finally get released........you go home to Amy Crackhouse! Tell me you wouldn't rather serve 50 more years!
10. FRIST!!! - May 20, 2008 3:57 PM
Hey MAN, don't be dissing my HEROES and their BABIES, they have every right to....what the fuck am I even saying I haven't seen the video and therefore have no clue what I'm talking about....argh, I need some pizza..
11. li_i - May 20, 2008 3:57 PM
poor amy shes soo effed
12. ToTellTheTruth - May 20, 2008 3:58 PM
Goddamn. She looks worser than the last pics of her that you had up. Bitch is ugly right down to the BONE.
13. ToTellTheTruth - May 20, 2008 4:01 PM
Just saw the video. ALL I remember were baby rats and dirty fucking fingernails.
14. Mo - May 20, 2008 4:03 PM
I honestly can't think of anything I've seen that was more disturbing.
15. wtf - May 20, 2008 4:04 PM
"Blake, please don't divorce mummy"
mummy??? if only she meant Egyptian mummy, it'd be {Jules} what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity...but, obviously she means mommy. eeee-eeewww. ew.
btw, does she have degenerative hip disease or did her time under the bridge make her walk that way?
16. Not Randal - May 20, 2008 4:05 PM
Randal you jumped the shark with that comment.
17. meee - May 20, 2008 4:06 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
18. fygu - May 20, 2008 4:06 PM
If she had a small waist she would have a perfect body. I am jealous.
19. Richard Gere - May 20, 2008 4:07 PM
Who the fuck uses baby mice? Gerbils, that's the ticket. Amateurs.
20. Oveta - May 20, 2008 4:07 PM
@ 15, she's British, dumbass
21. FRIST!!! - May 20, 2008 4:08 PM
Haha, so effed.... That's funny, god Nicole fucking Ritchie looks better than her and she's EVEN MORE anorexic..
22. gttabme - May 20, 2008 4:10 PM
ooooh. that was creepy. poor baby rats.
23. Oveta - May 20, 2008 4:12 PM
At least now we know frmo the pics that she does indeed own more than one paid of shorts
24. FRIST!!! - May 20, 2008 4:13 PM
She makes me want to eat potato chips. I don't know why. Don't judge. I'll be back..
25. joe blow - May 20, 2008 4:14 PM
Better get those mice rabies shots quick!
26. Crack Attic - May 20, 2008 4:16 PM
Saw this video about a week ago.
Incredible acting, I say.
Who wrote the script for this one?
Who plays the main mouse? Macauly Caulkin?
I love it.
Bravo!
27. mrs.t - May 20, 2008 4:21 PM
Who the fuck sends Amy Winehouse flowers?
28. Dorito Man - May 20, 2008 4:22 PM
I'm waiting for her sex video..
My other thought is she is gonna look like hell when she's forty. All those tramp stamps will be fading and stretchy.. :shrug:
29. Cheese - May 20, 2008 4:23 PM
At some point Pete thought his Cheetos were wiggling more then usual so he took a bite of one to get it to stop moving and marveled at the gooey inside.
30. ldsqtbea - May 20, 2008 4:25 PM
they are insane
31. twzzlrgirl - May 20, 2008 4:25 PM
#15: mummy is british for mommy. I'm guessing you are twelve or a highly-uneducated adult, or, as a third choice, you've been living under a rock since you were two.
32. ph7 - May 20, 2008 4:29 PM
I'd hit it.
33. Miss Pritchard's alcoholic daughter - May 20, 2008 4:34 PM
#31 - duh. Way to grasp the basic point that Amy looks like a mummy. "Highly" is a modifier and therefore does not require a hyphen. doye.
34. CunningLinguist - May 20, 2008 4:36 PM
#31- You're an idiot. Learn to read.
As for the video... OH MY GOD, AWESOME!!!!! Makes me feel normal.
35. Ted from LA - May 20, 2008 4:41 PM
She looks so wholesome in these photos. She reminds me of Maria in The Sound of Music.
36. Auntie Kryst - May 20, 2008 4:45 PM
@35 Yeah I see your point, but I got the feeling Amy has probably never sung Edelweiss..
37. tired - May 20, 2008 4:46 PM
She really is a mutt.
38. Chupacabra - May 20, 2008 5:02 PM
Oh man, I so did not need to see that -- thing -- right after eating lunch. What a mess! (Her, and my lunch.)
39. the world's ugliest jew crackhead - May 20, 2008 5:03 PM
Dear Neo of the Matrix,
I have seen your movies. I know you have great power.
Please hurt Amy Winehouse.
Please hurt her real bad.
sincerely,
a concerned citizen.
40. Kristy - May 20, 2008 5:11 PM
Hey Frist, buddy? I"m not so sure you WANT to see this video. Security had to restrain me from jumping out the 9th floor window. I feel like we've just seen the rebirth of the antichrist.
41. Neo - May 20, 2008 5:14 PM
@39:
Sorry, dude, that's too nasty for the One.
42. thehealthboard - May 20, 2008 5:16 PM
Neither one of them have washed their hands since they were born. Do you see that CRUD around their nails? WELL, DO YOU? Get the wire brush and some cleanser, QUICKLY!
that's all, thanks.
43. Socrates - May 20, 2008 5:23 PM
these people are an embarrassement to humans everywhere
44. Socrates - May 20, 2008 5:24 PM
these people are an embarrassement to humans everywhere
45. E - May 20, 2008 5:42 PM
After looking at these pictures, I just realized that this female is a transsexual.
46. snarky - May 20, 2008 5:56 PM
I think its becoming completly pointless for me to even comment on any amy winehouse posts; how many times can you say..."Good God thats one hideous looking creature! Ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life!"...so there, I said it, one last time.
47. Violet - May 20, 2008 5:57 PM
Umm...
What the fuck are they doing with a bunch of baby mice?
I'm a bit alarmed at what might happen to anything more complex than a philodendron in her care.
48. BunnyButt - May 20, 2008 6:20 PM
Dorito Man (28), what the fuck makes you think she'll make it to 40? Hell, she won't even make it to 30.
49. @ fr3$h - May 20, 2008 6:25 PM
crack hands
50. Mr. Beerhouse - May 20, 2008 6:41 PM
I used to work in a lab where we bred mice for labs across the country. When the newborn mice were under a week old we would NEVER TOUCH THEM, because if you touched them when they are that young, the mother will reject them and no longer feed them. Soooo, basically every one of those mice they touched is most likely dead....wonderious, ehh?
51. lauren - May 20, 2008 7:26 PM
the whole time i was afraid she was going to eat them.
52. ives - May 20, 2008 7:29 PM
oh my goodness. this is totally "2 A-holes at a... Mouse Clinic (?)"
53. titsonsnack - May 20, 2008 8:19 PM
This person.. thing.. is younger than me. I just can't make myself believe that. Both Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan look like they could be my grandmothers.
54. malicious - May 20, 2008 8:20 PM
I was waiting for him to drop the rat. Gross.
55. Mogreens - May 20, 2008 8:49 PM
Will some body please buy Amy a full length mirror,oh my bad maybe just a mirror period.
56. Mogreens - May 20, 2008 8:49 PM
Will some body please buy Amy a full length mirror,oh my bad maybe just a mirror period.
57. JPRichardson - May 20, 2008 8:56 PM
How come are they still alive???
58. will - May 20, 2008 9:38 PM
Will someone please start a petition and take up signatures for these two to do a fucking double suicide?
59. committed for insanity and crimes against the soul - May 20, 2008 10:00 PM
Amy Winehouse scares me.
60. Hamper Lint - May 20, 2008 10:10 PM
Seriously, she is going to pass away soon. She looks like death.
I feel terrible for the poor mice :(
61. Hamper Lint - May 20, 2008 10:10 PM
Seriously, she is going to pass away soon. She looks like death.
I feel terrible for the poor mice :(
62. long-dong-silver - May 20, 2008 10:11 PM
there's more-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvgHcWi5sE
63. Randal is the new Mr. Rogers - May 20, 2008 10:42 PM
Dude, for once say something as though you were not high on nerve medicine. Do you live under the forever light of a rainbow? Are you capable of negativity? Critique? Perpetual kindness is not a strength brother although you are kind. These 2 are exploiting/abusing animals for their own selfish attempts to seem creative and risque. They are definitely at risk. That woman's very fingertips are rotting.
Please come back on me and tell me what an asshole I am (I am an asshole).
You get one free shot. For you 2.
64. ubee0173 - May 20, 2008 11:06 PM
"Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere! "
"What are feces? "
"Baby mice."
" Aww. "
65. some guy - May 20, 2008 11:08 PM
In pic #2 I feel like I'm staring right into medusa.
66. Tracey - May 20, 2008 11:11 PM
Well, they hgave already smoked those baby mice, And to the dumbass who commented on what Amy;s tats will look like when she is 40: JESUS have you lost your mind? She will be lucky to make it through next week.
67. dude_on_a_wire - May 20, 2008 11:33 PM
Please someone save the mice - I can't take it anymore.
68. Elk - May 21, 2008 12:24 AM
"If you don't think things are that bad, here's a newsflash: Pete Doherty - not a figment of your imagination. Uh huh, that thing is real".
^LOL
69. puddinpants - May 21, 2008 12:31 AM
Uh, you're definitely not supposed touch newborn mice. If the mother mouse is still around, she will kill them now. And if she's not, they won't live anyway. Bye bye mousies. At least you had your 15 seconds of YouTube stardom.
70. gio - May 21, 2008 1:32 AM
This is the greatest video I have ever seen.
Nobody can make this stuff up.
Fame, fortune, Grammies...
What does it mean?
This video says it all.
Genius.
71. LG - May 21, 2008 2:25 AM
So the mother mouse is gonna eat the baby mice, mice are a little protective like that...
72. TetterkeT - May 21, 2008 2:41 AM
Dear Superficial Writer:
This daily assault on my eyes has got to stop, Please no more Amy Winehouse. I am begging you!
73. HAHA - May 21, 2008 2:47 AM
Hey #70, read above, someone already said that, dumbass
74. 1BigBear - May 21, 2008 4:42 AM
#51: So did I. I was fully expecting them to pull an Ozzy and bite those heads off clean!
75. karen - May 21, 2008 5:40 AM
Oh my God, these 2 are bloody mental. I'm surprised they didn't eat the poor mice.
76. Annearchist - May 21, 2008 6:03 AM
Sucks that the baby mice are going to be rejected by their mom and wind up starving because she won't feed them...
Oh, wait! That's Amy & Pete's f**king plan, to turn those baby mice into undernourished and attention-starved corpses! You know, just like they are! It's baby mice today, but baby humans are next. It's going to be like Trainspotting at their house.
And dear lord, I know pointing out that Amy Winehouse is skinny is stating the obvious, but she looks like one of those kids from the Save The Children ads. "For only $25 a day, the price of a rock of cocaine, you can help this poor woman have a successful singing career."
77. ANNIE - May 21, 2008 8:48 AM
HOLLY SHIT! FORGET THE MICE DID YOU SEE THE NASTTY, DISCUSTING FINGERNAILS, ON BOTH OF THEM. AND THAT NASTY FILTHY HAIR! WAS IT EVER WASHED? NEXT WEEK THEY WILL DO A VIDEO WITH ROACHES HARVESTED FROM HER HAIR!! AT LEAST BRITNEY FLASHES A CLEAN COOCHIE!
78. Toonces - May 21, 2008 9:12 AM
I am so glad I don't have crazy fucks like that for neighbors. That video was the Amy W version of the Blair Witch - for the mice of course.
79. Tsully - May 21, 2008 10:33 AM
HAH! #65! A great overlooked scene of Donnie Darko.
Call me crazy but I thought this was funny.
"It's a dawning of a new...mouse life."
80. Corlyss - May 21, 2008 10:35 AM
If you close your eyes, it's not so bad. English accents ftw.
81. bonner - May 21, 2008 11:22 AM
Can anybody explain to me why am I so fascinated by this chick? I bought her album and I listen to it everyday while driving on my way home and i read and listened to all news about her. What scares me the most is that I cannot find this chicklet ugly? Either I am nuts (unlikely since I go crazy every time I see Kimmys ass) or you people are shallow pieces of crap infatuated with siliconized hoes with plastic smile and frankesteinish plastic surgery. Oh wait, I think I got it. AMY IS REAL TALENT SOMETHING THAT AMERICA HASN SEEN IN A WHILE. SO I SAY WITH ALL MY MIGHT GO AMY AND I WISH YOU WELL AND LEAVE THOSE FUCKING DRUGS OFF YOUR PLATE. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
82. Cherry - May 21, 2008 12:12 PM
What a bunch of freaks. Firstly, newborn mice shouldn't be handled by anyone but their parents, since any foreign smell found on them could lead to them being eaten by their parents.
Secondly, it's none other than Amy Winehouse touching them. If they don't die right after, it's a miracle.
83. 82 is Nuts - May 21, 2008 2:04 PM
Her talent and her appearance have nothing to do with one another. She looks like a crackhead, plain and simple. Voice aside (and I can only grudgingly call her talented since she's just rehashing the sound of a bygone era of music), she looks like the freaking Crypt Keeper and I'm afraid I'll have bad dreams after looking at that clip. And her talent won't amount to anything when she's six feet under, dead from a drug overdose. Stop giving her a pass just because she can sing. That's the reason these vapid twits are on a collision course with destruction, because no one stepped up and held them accountable for their actions on account of their celebrity.
84. MisterM - May 21, 2008 2:08 PM
For a second there I thought that bitch was going to eat one of those mice
85. Chupacabra - May 21, 2008 2:30 PM
Oh boy....
that's all i got.
86. Ugly young Woman she is - May 21, 2008 2:39 PM
That was an exhibition of cruelty to animals. Those mice are as good as dead. As for Amy, she has a fake voice, and sings about nothing. She is diseased and should not be around children. She is a drug addict and should be in prison. Of course she has been set up by her "family" of chosen capitalist pigs so she will never go away until she ODs.
I hope she leaves Earth soon.
87. Wow. - May 21, 2008 3:17 PM
Umm disturbing. That's all that can possibly be said at this point.
And their fingernails aren't dirty. Well they are, but they're from the crack pipe they obviously used right before filming this.
Sick sick sick.
88. Jennyjenjen - May 21, 2008 3:41 PM
@50 Those mice were doomed to die anyway. Amy is incapable of taking care of herself let alone newborn animals. Right now Amy and Pete are sitting in a room, smoking crack, playing "dolls" with dead baby mice.
89. Erica - May 21, 2008 5:34 PM
#15. Mummy is what British people say instead of mommy. Like Mum instead of Mom.
90. King Of Scotland - May 21, 2008 10:13 PM
I am British, let me tell you, we live in a cold land, even in May, if I walked around in shorts and not much else each day by May I'd be dead of exposure. It's not LA. ie Does this useless cow not have any clothes...
She's playing the Glastnbury Festival now seemingly, well if she lives that long...
91. Muse for a Day - May 22, 2008 10:18 AM
Why does she wear a rosary around her neck?? I don't want to get all religiosity here, but I think that she's being sacriligious (yeah, which I'm SURE she's really concerned about).
92. Michelle - May 22, 2008 1:25 PM
These two need to die a horrible death. Preferably sooner than later.
93. brittany thompson - May 22, 2008 6:42 PM
wow, she is soooo nasty! ewwwww!
94. brittany thompson - May 22, 2008 6:42 PM
wow, she is soooo nasty! ewwwww!
95. Arguman - May 23, 2008 3:38 AM
damn. can you say "extremely mentally impaired"?
96. Bonnie - May 23, 2008 7:50 AM
What the the hell is on his face herpes?
97. GG1000 - May 23, 2008 4:47 PM
You know, that chick lives in England. I've lived in England. It's awesome - but there are three seasons. Cold and damp, cold & windy and damp, and frickin' cold, frickin' windy and damp. Why the ^&*( does she NEVER have any clothes on?
98. ME - May 25, 2008 2:19 AM
Eww their hands are stained fom the crack pipe!
99. cAhLil - May 26, 2008 11:07 PM
holly shiet!!!!! are ya'll sure she's a female???? she looks like more of a freakin GAY... scares the hell outta me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100. Pickle Pirate - May 29, 2008 2:17 AM
Wow, I'm surprised they didn't try to snort them
101. Naomi Ray - May 29, 2008 3:00 AM
AHAHAH! Look at her KNEES, people! HER KNEES!
102. Dr Leyland Austrian of Bay City Kalifornia - May 30, 2008 11:04 PM
I think she is a dedicated artist with a lot of soul of course she seems strange to you folks I find her endearing and love to listen to her sing or just chat
KEEP ON KEEPING ON AMY
;LOVE
SNAPPYCAT
103. Dr Leyland Austrian of Bay City Kalifornia - May 30, 2008 11:04 PM
I think she is a dedicated artist with a lot of soul of course she seems strange to you folks I find her endearing and love to listen to her sing or just chat
KEEP ON KEEPING ON AMY
;LOVE
SNAPPYCAT
104. Dr Leyland Austrian of Bay City Kalifornia - May 30, 2008 11:05 PM
I think she is a dedicated artist with a lot of soul of course she seems strange to you folks I find her endearing and love to listen to her sing or just chat
KEEP ON KEEPING ON AMY
;LOVE
SNAPPYCAT
105. markie - June 2, 2008 10:35 AM
Those aren't real mice, they are stonned out of their minds but those look like plastic mice that you buy in a toy store.
106. markie - June 2, 2008 10:35 AM
Those aren't real mice, they are stonned out of their minds but those look like plastic mice that you buy in a toy store.
107. Brunettes Take Over - November 20, 2008 10:27 AM
I love ya Amy....nice bones!