May 16 2008Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty get the munchies, crack-larity ensues

1st- theyre crazy

Why is Pete Doherty tucking his shirt into his pockets?

More importantly, how is he still alive?

Someone should hit these two with a tranquelizer dark and haul them off to detox

Why is he ALWAYS sweating and/or wet? For real. To sweat like that you gotta do at least 5 lines, EVERY HALF HOUR! Is that possible?

Also, sorry, but I KNEW these two would get together. I knew it. As soon as CokeKate broke up with this looser ass, and Blake went to jail, I wondered (like fugface from Sex and the City): "When will Pete and Amy fornicate and procreate?" On that thought, can you procreate when you're made of crack/coke/valiums/pillz/GHB? Is there seemen in that body? Is there any resemblance of a uterus? I wonder on these very important thoughts during my very important day.

Why is he ALWAYS sweating and/or wet? For real. To sweat like that you gotta do at least 5 lines, EVERY HALF HOUR! Is that possible?

Also, sorry, but I KNEW these two would get together. I knew it. As soon as CokeKate broke up with this looser ass, and Blake went to jail, I wondered (like fugface from Sex and the City): "When will Pete and Amy fornicate and procreate?" On that thought, can you procreate when you're made of crack/coke/valiums/pillz/GHB? Is there semen in that body? Is there any resemblance of a uterus? I wonder on these very important thoughts during my very important day.

Gollum!

That is the worst orange spray tan I've seen since Lohan went to rehab.

DID YOU SMELL HER PUSSY?

They both have wonderful skin!

She moves so gracefully!

They're so talented!

These pictures DO NOT look like outtakes from A Clockwork Orange.

Always remember:

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

So, according to SOME people's logic....THESE TWO, and those like them, would be better parents and married people than Ellen DeGeneres and Portia whateverhernameis because they're hetero.

XYZ, Cracky... And take a damn shower already. Bring your mutt in there with you... she could also use a bath.

He's got the barn door open in #5....he's letting the crotchpheasants and crabs go free.

@10--

Of course they would, darling. It's moral that way, you know.

RIGHT @10, let the gays marry all they want, just DONT let these two reproduce!

Personally I think this is the type of crack-related stuff to be worried about (not sodomy).

LOL@ "crotchpheasants"

As long as they're straight, they'd make a better marriage. Well, defend this twosome, please.....I'd love to see you try.

I'd love to kiss him all over his neck, until that big red one explodes and fills my mouth with hot pus.

who let frodo in to 7-11??

I seriously TRY not to judge how people look.. but holy hell in a hand bag... he is one ugly dude. So is Pete Doherty. Is he capable of blinking??? I keep expecting the next photos of him to be holding an eyeball that sprung from his socket. Sick.

Im so sick of these disgusting vile animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@18, WTFFFFFFFFF ughhhhtttt, uncalled for, lmao

I wonder what new species might be discovered crawling out of Miss. Winehouse's vagina these days? Really, all the pap are just scientists in disguise trying to capture the next big discovery on film.

Seriously though... I've never seen a more undesirably looking young, wealthy human being in my life. Way to go drugs--you never fail to surprise (and dismay) me. Oh wait... that's just the sad people taking them because hit singles and success aren't enough. Morons.

Well, if nothing else, they're a very slim couple.
Why is he trying to cover his mouth with that scarf? Is he going the same way as Jacko...face mask please.

You know, I was going to make this witty comment about how it seems as if Amy has finally thrown away those disgusting ballet flats that have probably trodden through a thousand pools of crackhead piss --

but they magically appeared on her feet again in that last picture. So much for my comment. Im deflated.

He looks like a King Charles Spaniel with his boggly eyes

Actually it's pretty simple to think of what the argument would be: at some point these two might be able to stop being addicts, clean up their lives, and start a family by natural means...unlike, say, fishmonger girls or ATM ropey semen chugging dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Anyway, the argument is always about theoretical scenarios, not the existing problems right in front of our eyes (like abuse).

Holy shit - Pic #5

Someone get Jiminy Cricket his cane.
Scratch that, he is only a monocle away from Mr. peanut!

Freak.

I would love to see Clockwork Orange and the witch from Looney Toons there snort about a pound of TNT each, then swallow a few dozen matches.

His dog is taking a big risk trying to walk around on two legs like that.

they're totally gay for eachother.

Look at her stained fingers in the first pic. Nassssssst.

I mean fish, seriously, why the hell do you keep posting pictures of Amy Winehouse. I love her music but she's fucking disgusting. And the other freak? He's a goddamn pathetic excuse of a human being.

You should stick to the usual and post something relevant, like Jennifer Aniston's ass or Jessica Simpsons' boobs.

Pic # 7!!!! Pic # 7!!! how FUCKED are these moppets?

that is ... like son of frankenstein or something
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4153448448/tt0031951

Wait, they really ARE zombies. That means those "snacks"... they're ... OMFG ... BRAAAAAINS!!!! (mmmmm.... brains.... ugggggh - drool)

Imagine if one of them gives the other a dutch oven...

No mention of his zipper being down?

No mention of his zipper being down?

no, only people talking about some "scroll" nonsense...

Dirt and drugs don't mix.

@34 Chupacabra - LOLing like a motherfucker! I thought you'd show a pic of Glen Strange or Lon Chaney Jr. but that Lugosi pic is priceless!
You win internetz today.

Doherty-- whatever. But it's a shame about Amy.

I really hope they breed... let's get this whole Apocalypse thing movin' already...

I can literally smell the funk coming out of my computer.......

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I'll bet $10 Kate Moss is in that suitcase... well most of her at least.

@41 - Thanks Batman, I always knew you were a stand-up kinda guy.

@42 - Man, that is so true... why is this end of days thing taking so long?

Thank you Brits for sending us the Who, the Beattles and Led Zepplin. You can keep there two ButtRotts... but keep posting pics of them.

They are the best examples I have to show my 18 year old son why he should stay off drugs. He would either end up looking like him or worse... end up fucking a skank like that. give it 6 months before she announces she is pregnant with Hell Spawn. That one you can keep too...

Um, second to last picture.

http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/igor_5212.jpg

this was inevitable

Michelle, you're right, his zipper is down. Must have been getting a hummer on the ride over.

#49 - Have you seen here teeth? It would be more like a gummer.

Do you think, do you really think that they're both stoned. I thought crack made your appetite suppressed, and they both have the telltale crack scabs on their faces. I guess they smoke pot and crack at the same time. I heard it is called a Speedball. I think I try it this weekend because I love them and want to look just like them and party like the hot celebrities they are. I'm just green with envy. Thanks, Fish Dude, for these great pictures, you really made my weekend.

@ 47. Richard -
THAT was the photo I was originally looking for ... yes. yes. yes... giggity!

I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!

I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!

I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!

I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!

she has been wearing the same jean shorts all week long! they are getting droopy in the butt!

He has a child too. Some father. What a fucking dick.

For some reason, the first thing that popped into my head was "fish tacos".

Damn. I'm never eating Mexican food again.

What's up with the Bazooka Joe shirtage?

Doesn't she get cold walking around practically naked?

they are both the fugliest people in the universe

Dear Superficial writer...I keep coming back here to look at this picture and I really have to tell ya'........I now hate you for posting this!!! My fucking retina is melting and is now stuck to the inside of my eyelid! I hope your happy!!! This is going to toally uck up my normal day of telling Perez Hilton what a jackass he is and jerking off to that pic of the other chick from The Hills with fake tits! For the love of all that is holy man!!! How do you sleep at night!?!?!!

Well..........at least we'll always have the fake tits!!!!

Seriously!!!! Fucking enough already!!!!

My god Pete Doherty is ugly.

I am just happy to see that they are eating... That's a start, now lets work towards showering. k?

Is it really that warm in the UK that she can walk around dressed like that? Or does crack have special heating properties?

what the fuck is up with the fan she is holding? [of all the weird shit i could comment on in these pictures........]

Every time I start to feel good about myself, a photospread of these two sun-starved, twitchy, sweat-slicked mongrels comes up and my genitals crawl up into my torso.

Clearly, all you need to be famous is a record deal, a good producer, a beehive hairdo, a $50 gift card from Hot Topic, and a boyfriend who couldn't be picked out of a line-up of shaved mogooses.

How can somebody who's so obviously doing illegal drugs not be arrested yet?

OMG gross....

Id lick amys arsehoe!

Does she own any other pair of shorts? Seriously--she's so doped out she doens't realize she's been wearing the same pair of skany cut-offs for a year!

HIS FLY IS DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow, they are such a cute couple. i heard they met on www.filthyjunkies.com...is this true?

Have mercy. These people are lost

Have mercy. These people are lost

Have mercy. These people are lost