May 6 2008Amy Winehouse is all kinds of falling apart

Amy Winehouse is literally coming to pieces. She was spotted yesterday looking like the missing link and not wearing her beehive while hanging out with friends. Turns out the beehive conceals a bald spot that is either a.) a by-product of the beehive or b.) the effects of snorting more coke than Keith Richards in a silo full of blow. On top of that, someone is actually having sex with Amy (*HORF HORF HORF*) which is leading to a rapid divorce from her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Blake, apparently, has his own new lady and is ready to take Amy's cash and run, according to The Sun:

Blake has been bragging to pals that Amy, 24, will have to pay him a seven-figure sum to get him off her back. He is set to demand at least $3 million as a divorce settlement, telling his lawyers he wants $250,000 for each month of their year-long marriage — despite being in jail for part of it.
A friend said: "Blake is convinced that Amy owes him big time. He is telling everyone that he’s got millions coming to him. She’s his meal ticket for life."

If you're asking me, Blake is selling himself way short. He stuck his penis in Amy's vagina, for God's sake! I dare you to find me a judge that won't say Blake deserves no less than 20 gajillion dollars - or at least a Wii. I mean, seriously, I don't know how the guy did it. These pictures alone make me want to pour hot coffee into my retina. I'm sure the drugs helped, but Jesus, there's only so much out there. Their honeymoon alone probably secured Colombia's economy until the Robot Revolution of 2026.

Photos: Daily Mail, WENN

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I'm scared..

EIGHTH!

Praying for Amy.

She's only 24?????????

Wow, it's like a Bigfoot sighting, what with the ambling along hunched-over in the woods... only it's Bigfoot on crack.

she is so nasty I would not f uck her with your d ick

goddamn that's fugly

She is dying her hair. It's not a bald spot.

She is an idiot. Let her destroy herself. I really don't care.

She is an idiot. Let her destroy herself. I really don't care.

She's talented and hot! Any guy who doesn't want to fuck her is gay.

WTF is she doing wearing a cross?!?! SHE'S JEWISH!!!!!

Whatever, let the grammy's do the speaking for her. Maybe view a video? She can crank out the records, the music videos, etc. What she does in her personal life obviously isn't affecting her too badly in her profession. So do us all a favor, and shut it... none of us have grammys.

And for anyone not really in the know on how you bleach your hair... your wad it up and let it sit.... and pardon her for not combing it all through and beehiving it when she's about to have to wash it anyway. Morons.

I'd hit that.

hahaha Jacob....

Hey, you know how I know you're gay??

The scary thing is, she was their pussy supply for the weekend.

Since when did we stop discussing humans and start discussing apes? The papparazzi is out in the woods now trying to find chimpanzees to gossip about? WTF. And BTW, I think an animal protection agency needs to be contacted because it looks like someone came and shaved, stuck women's clothes on it, and branded this poor animal. And how it got to stand so upright on two feet is amazing! These primates are getting smart!!

Do tell, veggi.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

@ Veggi. My appreciation for good music and respect for peoples private life or was it the knowledge of how one bleaches their hair?

Check out this bitchass

At least she's not fat.

"one" = singular, "their" = plural

Yummy...i bet she has a sweet box

Thought I was messed up.....feeling purty good about myself now!!

Oh, and Jacob's gay.

Not that there is anything wrong with that..

"WTF is she doing wearing a cross?!?! SHE'S JEWISH!!!!!"

We do it to CELEBRATE.

I haven't seen sex appeal like that since I took a wrong turn downtown and ended up by the Mission Food Bank and saw a guy with identical shorts crawl out of a cardboard box. She does have more hair than him but that's probably not a positive.

It is sad to see this talented but misguided drug addict slowing killing herself. I hope she gets the help she needs before she over doses or her heart gives out.

there's something seriously wrong with this society when we find enjoyment out of watching someone slowly kill themselves, and then businesses actually profit off of capturing their demise. yeah Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse are cartoonish like spectacles, but after a certain amount of voyeurism into their fucked up lives, doesn't the "entertainment" get old? I'd think making fun of her now is like pointing and laughing at the morbidly obese or mentally retarded...what's the point? she's fucked.

Sapphire, since humans are primates, it's safe to say some primates can be smart and stand upright.

Jacob.... yeah, that was a rhetorical question.. but it had to do with the hair..

No harm no foul....

Jacob if you respected peoples privet lives you would not go on sites like the superficial, just goes to show that you are a contradicting moron who needs to develop a brain. ah! evolution is a wonderful thing.

Has anyone seen her pictures from a couple of years ago. She really was a good looking girl! It's a shame, what the hell happened?

She had meat on her bones a few years ago.

Respecting ones private life doesn't mean dismembering my human curiosity. There's not contradiction here. It's just everyone seems so quick to want to bash her for looking like whatever you say she looks like while she's doing her hair. Well, duh she's not going to look picture perfect. And she might even look a little crazy. I know I certainly do when I do my hair. Jeeeesus. If someone wanted to post about someones private life when it's affecting their career, fine. That's valid to me, but otherwise... what's the point? Have you seen any of her numerous videos? The woman CLEANS UP NICE. Really nice, actually. And again, I'll say the grammys speak for themselves... so, if the woman wants to drink, snort, inject, or whatever tickles her fancy.... as long as it's not taking from her talent and profession, keep on doin' what makes you happy, lady.

"but after a certain amount of voyeurism into their fucked up lives, doesn't the "entertainment" get old?"

errrr....nope.

And while I'm at it... their private life is defined (to me) as is pictured above. Photogs invading someone's private home or whatnot looking for craziness. Bet they didn't post the pictures of what it looked like when she was finished.

#36, you are wrong in the aspect that her cat lady antics ARE affecting her career. her manager even admitted it in a story here a few days ago, she can't get shit done because she's coked outta her fucking mind half the time. comparable to britney spears at the vma's.

Just speaking for myself, I won't be satisfied until I see Amy produce a picture like Chris Farley's last one:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/a/0/ca0e08afb648269c0e1d3e22d01fdcd5.jpg

Pic 4

This image serves as a valuable reminder to all you park-goers. This is what happens when you ignore the warnings about about not feeding wildlife. They quickly become accustomed to the presence of humans and inevitably start frequenting the campsites begging for heroin. There have even been reported instances of them crawling into sleeping bags at night looking to mate while their husbands are incarcerated. For your own safety, utilize the camp facilities to bathe frequently (this has been proven to repel at least one intruder) and be sure to keep your tent flaps zipped.

Gia-fuck you. She needs to fucking overdose and DIIIIEEEE.

Jacob, you talk as if you're going to have dinner with Amy tonight, or like you guys hangout together or something. Calm down geez...it's scary when you out of season, fruity assed fruit cake fans come on these sites and post as if you guys actually "break bread" with these celebrities or something.

#39 is right, she was pulled off of the new James Bond movie soundtrack. It was almost done and they pulled her off. That's not a good sign for her career.

and why the hell hasn't she hooked up with pete dougherty yet? can you imagine those two writhing on top of each other?

Well, if that's true... I stand corrected. And the Britney fiasco.... *shakes head*
It's just stuff like saying she looks like this and that on posts like this. It just bothers me. She's doing her damn hair. I don't wear shirts when I bleach my hair either... and I certainly don't comb it and make it look nice for photographers who aren't supposed to be there in the first place, ya know?

...down into Hell

Listen little Jacob, fucking jewcunt sypathizer. If this maggot was goy she would be singing in her grave and you know it. She has no talent at all. Goddamn she is ugly. Her voice is boring and lame. She has bird legs and and one nasty profile. She, like all you missing links, has no right living in Europe. Go back to your own kind, fuck boy.
As to her Grammies...they were given to her she did not earn them. She is NOTHING.

Yeah why is she wearing a cross??????????????????

"and be sure to keep your tent flaps zipped."
HAHA! That cracked me up almost as much as Jacob saying whatnot.. out of context of course..


"sars, guys!! Just think her hair looks coot and whatnot!!" blah blah..


I need a drink..

@ ToTellTheTruth:
I'm just saying, I've had my problems, I've had my crazy days, and I can honestly say that with people in my backyard while I'm in a crazy-state, or worse, making me out to look crazy when all I'm doing is my god-damn hair... I certainly wouldn't be any better off... I'm not trying to say I break-bread with anybody. I'm saying the woman dyed her hair and everyone is quick to say she's losing it because she's in shorts, a bra, and looks a little messy. Never done your hair at home?

@13 - I don't have a Grammy, but I do have all of my teeth and seldom do I head-butt innocent bystanders.

She is the current poster child for the Grammys - after they gave her everything significant - nice call, I'm guessing they are extremely proud right about now.

I say let's force feed her and put a flat iron through her hair and maybe she will look like she did before. Let's get with Sally Sruthers and feed the children!!!!!!!!

That was supposed to be Sally STRUTHERS

#36, Actually, celebrities do not have a right to "privacy" because they have courted their celebrity status. For example that's why they can't sue for libel --in 1964, judges ruled in New York Times Co. v. Sullivan that reporters or editors had to be guilty of "actual malice" when publishing false statements about public officials, a ruling that was later extended to public figures, like celebrities. This ruling also extends to photojournalism (if you actually want to give the paps credibility as photojournalists, which is an entirely different issue), thus the paps take advantage of it as much as they can--they're protected by law. It's a tradeoff that celebs make, is the general sentiment.

And I cannot believe that I gave a shit enough to actually a) Google and b) post about this. Uh... man, her hair looks awful!

I love her music, i think her voice is absolutely amazing.

I honestly don't care how anyone walks around at a bbq....as long as no one else there cares either.

but

i want her to clean up a bit. Im very selfish, and i want her to put out a lot more albums

Yeah 54. I love wine bbq's too!!

Can you imagine what her pussy hair looks like? I think I'm going to have nightmares and throw up.

Jacob = the child that Randal and Texas Tranny would have.

Damn alright you got me. I'm gay. Alright? There now let me siphon the semen out of my ass before I go to work. For christ's sake.

Jacob is Randall's gay lover. KNEW it!!

Jacob we don't CARE about how you think Amy is all ok. We LOVE to trash and smash anyone they post. Friggin go sing camp fire songs with the boy scouts already and leave the adults *I say this loosely* to their fun.

Sheesh!

@(faux)Jacob:
Is it childish, juvenile, and gross comments like that, that get you through your days? What a life you must lead. I'll go ahead and feel sorry for you.

Fuck you Sam..........................

She should be put out of her misery.

all that's missing from pic 4 is the theme from sanford and son.

Why don't you leave Amy alone? What has she done to you? She is, for gay men like me, the new Juile Andrews.

I dont' care what you guys say, I think she's fucking hot!

There's nothing quite as unsettling as a tranny lurker...

Eesh. commenting here was wasted effort. You guys... seriously... no compassion to anyone whatsoever. And the mockery here is just another display of delinquency I haven't witnessed since middle-school. Ta.

Jacob,

Go preach where someone gives a rats ass.

Dammit, I love this bitch, BUT in that side profile, she looks like a neandrathal. Poor thing. She needs to go to rehab.... AGAIN.

The only way I'd hit that would be with a 2 x 4......


.

Jacob, just ignore these bigots! Say what you want to say!

While you're here, perhaps I can pick your brain a bit. My girlfriend always complains of getting sore when we're only about 5-10 minutes into anal. Is there any particular type or brand of lube that you'd recommend to help with this?

@(faux)Jacob:
I am here to post meaningful entries and to enlighten the online gay community to my rampant availability. Pink is the new White for boyz (with toyz). What do you have to offer here other than mockery like the sound of an echo to a great orator.
I have great and important things to say and why do you want to impede me? I will swat you like a fly!

I really love Amy and would die for her. I would love to cohab with her!!!

Oh, Jacob, don't fret!! Keep the comments coming!! It's actually refreshing to have comments other than "wow, I'd give that chick a pearl necklace" or " damn, nice tits! I'd like to play with those fun bags all day!" ugggg.

But I gotta say, Sam's ON FIRE!!!!!!!

ugly jewish bitch

AHHHH ...AHAHA .... HMMM

Okay - I'm finished laughing .........................
Gawd this snake tears me up !!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH.............

Well, I guess it might be adding a new flavor to the mix of idiots if I continued to comment here. I think, too, it might still be quite clear to differentiate me from my impersonator. As for your problem Rick, I wouldn't really be the authority on that you see... I've never had a problem.

"I'd like to play with those fun bags all day!" is one of Jimbo's stock lines...

Mix of idiots. Is that the same thing as ship of fools? Merely semantics or a distinct difference? Discuss. All idiots and fools welcome.

What's wrong with giving a nice lady a dripping pearl necklace or cleverly stating to a sweet thang that "damn, nice tits! I'd like to play with those fun bags all day!" ????
How about this one:
"Hoo doggies li'l baby, you sure got some nice crotch gash up in that crease of your shorts. I'd walk a mile for that camel"!

Bunnybutt, ok apes then. Or monkeys, or whatevah you wanna call em. All I'm saying is that I'm amazed this ape, monkey, chimp, orangatan, lemurs, gorillas, ...you know.... those things.

Bunnybutt, ok apes then. Or monkeys, or whatevah you wanna call em. All I'm saying is that I'm amazed this ape, monkey, chimp, orangatan, lemurs, gorillas, ...you know.... those things. can walk upright like that.

I still wouldn't say no..

Rick.I've never had a problem. (This must mean the man's ass is incredibly stretched and loose. This is incredible. I am ...speechless...ok I lied. Very athletic homosexuality i might add and almost as impressive as it is disgusting)

Does anyone else think she's starting to look a lot like Keith Richards?

While the constant lowering of my IQ by just being here has been a blast, I'm not here to be harassed. Enjoy your day.

Man , She looks like a perfect example of what a Neantherdal woman would look like ............................... ON DRUGS !!!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Every thing else has. Ahhhh haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Even I would do her.
She looks like the bride of bigfoot!
When I worked for the ASPCA we would cave culled it. (amy), not bigfoot.

@Jacob(Original homo queer bait)

It's one thing for people to talk shit about the ever so delicious Kim Kardashian. It's one thing for people to somehow find a flaw in the greatness of Kate Hudson's ass. It's one thing for people to rag on Eva Longoria for being in shopped photos even though she's fuckin smokin in pap pics.

But Amy Winehouse NEEDS to have as much shit talked about her as humanly possible. I'm sure everyone has seen her older pictures, where she actually looked like something from our era of existance. She has completely destroyed her body, her life, and her career, and to no one's fault but her own.

Cry all you want, there is no limit to the amount of shit talking Amy Winehouse has coming to her.

I almost get sick to my stomach seeing Amy in her condition. I've had many friends die from drugs. It appears to be hopeless for Amy. She has millions of dollars and can support her horrible drug habit easily.

like all of you, I come onto here for a laugh. But for what it's worth, nothing makes me laugh harder than pics of Amy Winehouse. THat SHIT IS HIGH-LARIOUS!@!!!!

This 'woman' is just a circus act.

She looks like Keith Richards with a bra. What a beast.

Jacob, no, none of us have Grammys. Then again, most of us are not in the music business, so no reason we would. Everyone with an IQ over 40 knows that winning a Grammy has nothing to do with talent. It's all about sales/popularity, and sales have nothing to do with talent either. Sales are all about good PR/hype, not quality. I think anyone here could name at least a dozen Grammy winners who are talentless hacks, and twice as many musicians with tremendous talent who've never even been nominated. The Grammys have been a joke for years, and no one who truly cares about music takes them seriously. Mentioning Amy's Grammys to validate her career doesn't carry much weight.

As for Amy's hair, she couldn't stay home for 20 minutes until the process was done like other people would? And she couldn't put a wife beater on over that bra? She's a public figure, she knows the paps will follow and photograph her wherever she goes, she goes out looking shitty on purpose because she knows scruffy Amy will get far more attention than neat, clean Amy, and it's all about the attention. Better bad attention than no attention at all.

She is by far absolutely most disgusting thing to ever walk the earth! I feel like I might catch something just by looking at her picture!

Dude, I am so sad at what a train wreck she is as her music is really good.

White people hate how Amy is such a trainwreck.
www.ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com

I remember when she had a great body, full, lusious tits, no tats. Then she went insane. Now she is just a skank that has or had some talent.

what a waste!

I feel that I might be a bit more sensitive and refined as to matters of taste than most of you chracters here. I expect no demand a modicrum of respect for who I am and what I know. And one thing I know is this woman is the most talented musician on the planet. It should be an honor for you to listen to what this girl has to say. She is an act of nature. Like the morning sunshine or rain dripping from leaves or birds singing in the treetops.
Hearing her voice lifts my spirtits it is like hearing the sounds of
God's creation. She is that good.
Maybe not all of us can hear the sounds of the sacred. There is a Hell after all for the common man.

#84- Pablito, hahahaha, you are so right.... Keith Richards. Your clarity of vision is nothing short of amazing! Thanks for the laughs

she looks pathetic. she is killing herself, but that doesn't mean i'll laugh at the process. i don't care about amy winehouse as a musician or a celebrity, but as a human being i feel sorry for her.

a lot of people think addicts are stupid and weak, and it's even worse when those people are celebrities. it's true that addicts bring their troubles on themselves, but they're not inherently weak or bad people. i don't know. this whole circus is pathetic, from the celebrities themselves to the photographers and the bloggers and the people who use comment boards to condescend or as a forum for serious discourse.

yes, i recognize that by frequenting this site and posting this i have contributed to what i see as the problem, but i just felt like i should say something.

the whole thing is loathsome. no one is unstained here, least of all ourselves.

Here is a before and after pic of Amy. I hope she gets help soon before she dies.


Here is a before and after pic of Amy. I hope she gets help soon before she dies.


#100, you nailed it on the head

Hey #30,

Don't try to compare Morbidly obese to mentally retarded. Being morbidly obese is a choice and don't try to say it isn't. So yes I point and laugh at Amy Winehouse and I point and laugh at the morbidly obese. They both choose to kill themselves.

drugs, drugs, drugs...a jewish wearing a cross?

I have discovered beauty. It's name is Winehouse.

I've discovered beauty. It's name is Winehouse.

Has anyone discovered beauty yet???
If so, what's its name?

that is one scary looking dude

She makes Keith Richards look PRETTY.

I know this is the least of her worries, but I'm just curious....why isn't she wearing a shirt???????????

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on 'richloving.com', a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

holy shit, she's 24? i honestly thought she was 34

someday everyone will catch on that shes a reanimated corpse. see, zombies are REAL!

someday everyone will catch on that shes a reanimated corpse. see, zombies are REAL!

she really does look like hell on two feet. i think in about 3-4 months from now, her teeth will start falling out (if they haven't already!)
then she can get herself one of those sleazy grills and really look the part of queen of the crack whores.
and for those bullshit fuckers who act all high and mighty giving us grief for being critical of her- get a fucking clue you goddamned dipshits! thats what this site is for!!!!!!!!!
if you don't like it- go somewhere else and fuck off while you are at it.
i don't give a fuck if she's got a gazillion grammys. she is still a total disaster and deserves every ounce of criticism she gets!!

She looks like a monkey in the third picture. sad proof of evolution

She looks like a monkey in the third picture. sad proof of evolution

She looks like a monkey in the third picture. sad proof of evolution

She will die soon

I can't decide if these pics make me want to smoke more crack, or less.

natural selection at work...

..............................HERPES ON YOUR BACK?

I can really say that there are bums i would be less scared of being around than being around this thing.

-am i wrong for that?

Heroin is NOT CHIC !!!

People should just leave her alone, I mean, it's so horrible. And if you guys reply saying OH THAT'S JUST FAME. Then shut the fuck up. I don't take that kind of shit.

the problem is that you think that women like pamela anderson are what you call beauty, but they are all fake. Amy is hot and a great artist, she's authentic, and poor all you bastards that can't recognize talent and are just judging people by their looks. Amy is fucking awesom!

Yeah I know in Colombia we produce drugs, that is a sad story, and we have been clasified as drug dealers thanks to a few who are dedicated to that bussiness. We may produce it, but you gringos are the ones who consume it all, you always refer to aur country as a hell hole for producing drugs, why dont you just look inside yours and look at all the probles you have. Half of your population consumes drugs. We are not as stupid as you are.

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