May 7 2008Amy Winehouse arrested again, world record in sight
Amy Winehouse has been arrested again making it the 2,567th time this month. This time it's for the video of Amy smoking crack and downing six Valium. Turns out that's illegal. Who knew? BBC News reports:
A Metropolitan Police (Met) spokesman said the arrest was in connection with a video of the star passed to them in January this year.
It's gotta be the easiest gig in town to work the drug beat for the Metropolitan Police. All you gotta do is show up for work, drive over to Amy Winehouse's pad and BOOM! let's call it a day. I bet you sometimes they just call her up and say "Hey, Amy, can you be a sport and save us a trip, love? There's some McDonald's in it for you." She typically bursts through a window five minutes later. Except the one time she drove a scooter through the front door. Well, not so much drove as sat backwards while her cat steered.
NOTE: No need to thank me for the photos, precious readers. It's my way of saying "You complete me."
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Reader Comments
1. Ed - May 7, 2008 2:42 PM
Wow. I think I threw up in my mouth with that photo...
2. tight lipped smiler - May 7, 2008 2:43 PM
She looks like one of the Mynamar cyclone victims after floating back to shore. The difference is they had no control over their fate.
3. Slavorous - May 7, 2008 2:46 PM
She looks like she's pregnant. Take another look, she seriously looks pregnant! Poor baby!!!!
4. FIST! - May 7, 2008 2:46 PM
Is she on this season's Survivor? She should be...
5. hate you for no reason - May 7, 2008 2:49 PM
Now THAT is a great bikini shot!!!
6. Mo - May 7, 2008 2:49 PM
God, someone HELP her.
7. justifiable - May 7, 2008 2:52 PM
Odd to someone skip death and just go straight to decomposition.
8. justifiable - May 7, 2008 2:53 PM
Odd to see someone skip death and just go straight to decomposition.
9. Ted from LA - May 7, 2008 2:55 PM
#6,
I agree. Send cash to:
Ted from LA 'sGet Rich Quick Scheme
P.O. Box 1459
Ocean City, NJ
49852
I'll make sure all the money goes to Amy Whinohouse with the exception on my fee. I'll for sure buy her a matching suimsuit and a one month memebership to the health club.
10. SystemsThinker - May 7, 2008 2:57 PM
Why don't the newspapers just report when she isn't arrested instead. Otherwise, we'll assume she was.
11. Sara - May 7, 2008 2:57 PM
Gross. That's the first and only word that came to my mind when I saw this. Gross.
12. sportsdvl - May 7, 2008 2:59 PM
How come every photo of this skank is her wearing very little. For the love of God - stop!
13. max - May 7, 2008 3:00 PM
is that diaper?
14. loui - May 7, 2008 3:06 PM
she looks filthy. Is that hellmans mayo shes carrying in the first pic?
15. Beav - May 7, 2008 3:06 PM
Is she pulling a jar of mayonnaise out of her beehive?
16. Leeks - May 7, 2008 3:06 PM
She has to have one of the oddest-shaped bodies I've seen. And I think she's carrying a jar of mayonnaise in the first two pics.
17. anita - May 7, 2008 3:07 PM
I would hate to be that poor bikini bottom......
18. boredom - May 7, 2008 3:09 PM
ahh Ted let me know if you need help opening a Central/North Jersey branch.
And why should someone help her? She screwed up on her own let her help her damn self. No one help her tell her to do whatever she wants, she's a big girl.
19. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 7, 2008 3:09 PM
(vomits violently)
20. havoc - May 7, 2008 3:15 PM
Dude, stop showing these fucking photos....
Gah.....
.
21. Taylor - May 7, 2008 3:16 PM
This poor child is just screaming out for help and it is as if those in her closest circle are purposely closing their ears. People do not let themselves "go" this badly or certainly do not allow themselves to be seen as she is in these horrible photos, unless that person has completely given in to their severe depression. The hard part is forcing someone of her age to get help. You have to want to be helped for help to work, and just as we have seen/see in Britney Spears, if an adult's blood chemistries are too far out of whack, the person is simply incapable of saving themselves - of making the appropriate choice to get well, to ask for help. Sadly, I foresee a very short future for Ms. Winehouse. We should all pray for her, not gape at her.
22. Rock Hard Porno Wang - May 7, 2008 3:17 PM
These pictures are making it very difficult for me to maintain my image.
23. Davey Beerbarn - May 7, 2008 3:17 PM
GAH!! My peener just went into a fetal position.
24. woodhorse - May 7, 2008 3:18 PM
The real kick in the tits is that you could make that post and call us "precious" in the same breath. Amy, well I expect Amy to look like The Remake of Grease.
25. veggi - May 7, 2008 3:19 PM
wow Taylor. I knew there was a reason I didn't go to church. Or rehab for that matter..
Boring!!
26. woodhorse - May 7, 2008 3:22 PM
Hi Veggi - check out #21 "blood chemistries are too far out of whack". I hate it when that happens.
27. woodhorse - May 7, 2008 3:23 PM
@9 "me me"bership? Freudian slip much?
28. Deathwatcher - May 7, 2008 3:23 PM
I am so gonna laugh me ass off when this talentless hack croaks like a snake eatin' a bullfrog. It's too late for her. She has done too many drugs and her brain is fried.
29. Mike - May 7, 2008 3:30 PM
*smacking lips*
Mm, mm, mmm! Loving pic #4!
30. veggi - May 7, 2008 3:36 PM
You're weird Mike.... but pic #4 does remind me of the part in Waiting for Guffman where Corky is in the hunters trailer and says "I didn't know deer could do.... this"..
31. Champ - May 7, 2008 3:36 PM
wow - attractive. I think I saw her profile on ihavecrabsandvd.gov
32. Jimbo - May 7, 2008 3:37 PM
Amy whinewhore looks like the girl that was on the cover of Time Mag in the 70's running down the dirt road naked after we napalmed her village. Now if we can only get Amy to stay in the village the next time we drop the napalm.
33. Vince Lombardi - May 7, 2008 3:42 PM
Clearly global warming is among us, as England now appears to have severe shortages of bathtubs, water, and soap. Or Handi-Wipes. Or just a freakin' alcohol swab. Hell, sandpaper. Just roll around on the grass, for Jesus Christ's sake!
34. nipolian - May 7, 2008 3:45 PM
#21 - Thanks for that Dr. Phil.......I now see the error of my ways.......I shouldn't make fun of celebutards when they are down, I should show some compassion because they truly..................Awwww fuck that and fuck this nasty festering blister on the ass of today’s music industry. She’s a self absorbed piece of shit and gets what she deserves. I hope they have some sort of 3 strikes your out law in the UK and gas the bitch this time.
35. Randal - May 7, 2008 3:48 PM
Amy, thinking of you during this rough patch in your life. The public really needs to chill out when it comes to what you want to do with your life and if you want to puff something special, you should be able to.
Randal
36. Deva - May 7, 2008 3:48 PM
I can't believe someone has sex with this fucking troll.
37. Tsch - May 7, 2008 3:48 PM
Look at the stupid swedish people then... http://www.quarnevalen.se/vagn/?nr=52
38. Mike - May 7, 2008 3:50 PM
@30 Veggi, I have the same little outfit for my goat. She look so cute when I get her all dressed up.
39. Dick Bush - May 7, 2008 3:52 PM
Fcuking FUBAR.
40. Pageseerer - May 7, 2008 3:53 PM
She is the epitome of gross.
41. FRIST!!! - May 7, 2008 3:54 PM
Why is that one guy CONSTANTLY TEXTING??
42. Auntie Kryst - May 7, 2008 3:56 PM
@21 Ah c'mon Taylor are you going to leave it just like that? If you're going to troll, throw a little more chum in the water.. Bah, ok I'll bite.
Taylor, just shut the fuck up! Bitches like Amy Winehouse don't deserve any pity from anyone. Listen asshole, this stupid cunt brought it on herself. No one is to blame but her.
Want to pray douchebag? Pray this filthy jewess whore gets gets hit by one of those charming red double-decker buses those limeys drive.
43. tits come in all shapes - May 7, 2008 4:00 PM
Yowzers... it is already warm enough in the UK to be strolling around nude?
44. justifiable - May 7, 2008 4:07 PM
Too bad - she had a great voice and now was dropped from recording the latest James Bond soundtrack because there's not a chance in hell she can complete it. Because she's still got a lot of dough to blow before she hits rock bottom she'll probably OD before she gets there. Jail time might be the only thing that can save her at this point. And it's a great place to pick up a few more tats, too.
45. miggs - May 7, 2008 4:07 PM
Most celebs look photoshopped in their pictures, but Amy looks auschwitzed.
46. noneyabeezwax - May 7, 2008 4:13 PM
that bitch is smokin' hot. i would eat the crack rocks outta her shit.
47. bosendorfer - May 7, 2008 4:14 PM
seriously, can't she be institutionalized for a period of months by the government -- enough time to at least give her a chance? as it is her youth is the only thing keeping her from having died again and again -- and her youth is fleeting. good luck, amy jade. a "radiant abyss," indeed.
48. Gia - May 7, 2008 4:18 PM
I hope the authorities put her on a mandatory drug program and regular drug testing before she kills herself.
49. pat - May 7, 2008 4:20 PM
I will pray for her.
Since the God of the Bible doesn't really have a good recovery record (e.g. as compared to modern medicine), I'll pray to Apollo to help her.
And if that don't work, I'll try Ishtar.
I draw the line at animal (or human) sacrifice though.
50. norton - May 7, 2008 4:26 PM
A class act from the top of her dirty beehive to the bottom of her filthy feet.
51. restingonlaurels - May 7, 2008 4:35 PM
@42, and the fact that she's jewish is relevant how? anti-semitism is so passe.
52. no name - May 7, 2008 4:48 PM
say it with me folks:
IT'S ABOUT TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53. Taylor - May 7, 2008 4:57 PM
To Veggie, Nipolian and Auntie Kryst: Geeez......You guys act like you make comments on this site JUST to shock and gross us all out......have you never felt pity for another human being, ever?! I am not a fan of this woman's music and I don't even GET why she is popular....but she does have a soul and she is alive (for now) and I just wish she could see what we all see.....
54. Taylor - May 7, 2008 5:00 PM
Oh and Pat: I beg to differ with you on your God of the Bible comment......
55. Auntie Kryst - May 7, 2008 5:03 PM
@51 Irrevelant and passe?? Yeah probably. I guess I'm meshugeh, but I love the classic insults.
56. Dead person - May 7, 2008 5:06 PM
It's possible I just died.
Lemme check.
Yeah, I th---------------------------------------------------------------
57. ??? - May 7, 2008 5:09 PM
#54 Couldn't agree more!
58. Taylor - May 7, 2008 5:19 PM
Thanks, 57....don't know about you, but I was speaking from personal experience! :)
59. Helga - May 7, 2008 5:30 PM
Where is she? I mean....can someone educate me as to what the weather's like in Britain this time of year? Somehow I doubt it's warm enough to be sporting that outfit. Look at the other people in the photos...they're wearing jackets! She's nuts!!
60. restingonlaurels - May 7, 2008 5:31 PM
everyone on here is a putz. #55, you're getting me all verklempt.
61. President Bill Clinton - May 7, 2008 5:39 PM
That is just so wrong in SO many ways.....
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go wash my eyes with battery acid.
62. D - May 7, 2008 5:44 PM
ok seriously aside from the fact that I'm now officially blind, kindly spare us any more torture and never again post pictures of this creature again. I vomit so much from the deathly sight that I end up dry heaving and have to be revived
63. UNCLE NED - May 7, 2008 5:46 PM
I don't get it.
64. Blind G - May 7, 2008 5:52 PM
@45 I think you got it.
These pictures didn't just stop my watch, I've gone blind!
65. CJ - May 7, 2008 6:00 PM
where the he11 is she and why can I smell her from here?
66. Thegrayway - May 7, 2008 6:11 PM
Alright, you should go straight to hell for posting those pictures. If I wanted to see a corpse I'd go to the morgue you filthy prick.
67. Rodney - May 7, 2008 6:29 PM
Ugh! I wouldn't F*uck her with your d*ck (assuming you have one).
68. agree11 - May 7, 2008 7:12 PM
Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.
69. Lucy - May 7, 2008 7:19 PM
I can't tell if she's getting fatter, pregnant, or bloated from malnutrition.
70. mary - May 7, 2008 7:24 PM
I've never seen such a skinny girl with such a fat puffy gut! What the hell?? Damn - that girl needs a SHOWER! And wash that nasty hair - that couldn't hurt!
71. shanipie - May 7, 2008 7:34 PM
HA!
She should get arrested for looking this disgusting
72. lorena - May 7, 2008 7:59 PM
ahh!!!
que persona mas asquerosa!!
she's horrible!!!
73. Alyssa - May 7, 2008 10:05 PM
She keeps fucking up and it has begun to create a vortex for other celebrities:
http://www.236.com/news/2008/05/02/the_winehouse_vortex_6255.php
Pretty scientific.
74. Styxchix - May 7, 2008 10:15 PM
Dear god, Another day another ghastly photo of the walking cadaver that is Amy Winehouse. I feel physically sick looking at her.
75. Deb - May 7, 2008 11:20 PM
I think she looks exactly like Mowgli from the disney movie, The Jungle Book. Seriously. Except he was pretty and she is, well....... hideous.
76. Walter Cronkite - May 7, 2008 11:51 PM
Good ol' Amy. A class act, all the way.
77. Horatio_Sanz's_Lunchbox - May 8, 2008 12:21 AM
I'm fairly certain she was talking into the shampoo bottle before she washed her hair with the cell phone.
78. Famous Plastic - May 8, 2008 12:51 AM
Damn, Amy is looking good!!!
79. Kristen - May 8, 2008 2:50 AM
I wonder if her dad feels guilty for fucking her for most of her life.
80. sharpeidude - May 8, 2008 2:52 AM
OW, MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
81. Jon H - May 8, 2008 3:16 AM
I may never buy a Mac laptop again.
82. mamagawker - May 8, 2008 7:27 AM
Is she wearing a cloth diaper?
83. Grunion - May 8, 2008 7:32 AM
I think I see camel toe!
84. mamagawker - May 8, 2008 7:40 AM
They try to make me go to potty, I said NO, NO, NO!
85. annie - May 8, 2008 9:33 AM
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86. Lewis - May 8, 2008 9:59 AM
I hope that the writer of TheSuperficial knows that my sole purpose in life is to read the titles of these articles. lmao.
87. nini - May 8, 2008 10:24 AM
She´s soooo sexy......
pffff
88. gerard Vandenberg - May 8, 2008 10:45 AM
You know what they say?
KEEP ON TRUCKIN' HONEY!!
89. Joy Ryder - May 8, 2008 11:20 AM
What is the point in arresting her for the smoking crack video when the police have already said she would most likely get off as it wouldn't be able to prove what she was using!
90. andie - May 8, 2008 11:25 AM
Is she carrying a jar of mayo?
WTF?
91. Jack - May 8, 2008 11:50 AM
That has to be the most horrifying human I have ever seen.
Nothing excuses being that ugly and wearing s little at the same time. Nothing.
She could get arrested for indecent exposure while wearing a suit of medieval armor.
92. CindyM - May 8, 2008 12:03 PM
Would someone please make a food drop to her. Or, better yet, right on her. Jesus woman, put down the crack pipe for five freaking minutes and pick up a sandwich.
93. hate you for no reason - May 8, 2008 1:00 PM
"Sadly, I foresee a very short future for Ms. Winehouse. We should all pray for her, not gape at her."
he writes after clicking on every single picture of "Ms. Winehouse".
94. modchen - May 8, 2008 1:20 PM
FABULOUS DISASTER.
95. TundraFire Nightfire - May 8, 2008 3:06 PM
Is that a jar of mayonnaise in her hand? Lovely!
96. Whoreeeeeeeeeeee - May 8, 2008 4:23 PM
"Where is she? I mean....can someone educate me as to what the weather's like in Britain this time of year? Somehow I doubt it's warm enough to be sporting that outfit."
Up to 25 degrees C.. we're having our first touch of summer.. it doesn't always rain here!!
97. CWA (cunt with attitude) - May 8, 2008 5:14 PM
@45...Miggs...Best. Comment. Ever.
The crypt keeper wouldn't even want to get it on with this slag. The real shame is she used to be pretty hot, pre-crack addiction.
98. lola - May 8, 2008 11:35 PM
The saddest thing is she seems to play right into the hands of the paparazzi, so creating a media spectacle of herself. The above photos are just awful. Noone in their right mind would go around looking like that - and be photographed! This lady needs help badly, but as with all addictions, she's got to want the help and want to get better for it to have any chance of working. Meanwhile she just continues to degrade herself publicly....
99. Liz - May 9, 2008 12:18 AM
That is positively vile....
100. Taylor - May 12, 2008 12:36 AM
Please join me in prayer.
Have mercy on Amy. Let us channel our positive spiritual thoughts to her and save her from her sinful and destructive patterns of behavior. The devil has a grip on her and we must pray that she is rescued.
101. mclovin - May 12, 2008 1:57 AM
That is one sexy bitch