May 19 2008Amy Winehouse and kids: What could go wrong?
Amy Winehouse attended the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament yesterday and was greeted by a throng of young fans. Apparently, their parents didn't care enough to let them play with matches instead. Anyway, Amy stopped to sign autographs even after a busy day completing the following tasks:
1. Walked around clutching a giant paper bag. Contents: Equal parts crack, dead kittens.
3. Scratched her boob which, against all odds, remained attached to her chests.
When asked about the tit-scratching, a lead medical researcher at Johns Hopkins offered her analysis, "Either super glue is involved, or my God, the entire field of medicine has virtually changed over night. Wait, is she near kids? Christ, weren't there any handguns laying around for them to play with?"

Reader Comments
1. sexy lexi - May 19, 2008 3:12 PM
shes soooo nasty! 1st? lol jk i dont give a fuck
2. midori - May 19, 2008 3:14 PM
She is sooooo scarry. She is a celebrity? The end times are definitely coming.
3. WTF - May 19, 2008 3:15 PM
WTF is wrong with that thing?
4. Freggimbo Troll - May 19, 2008 3:15 PM
First to troll J/V/F with an ackward sexual commint that a 13 year old laffs at. Hey, I also got a new bike today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Gene Simmons - May 19, 2008 3:18 PM
I think i just puked in my mouth...what the FUCK is that on her nose??
6. KoolSurveys - May 19, 2008 3:18 PM
Judas priest! Is it Halloween already?
7. J/V/F troll - May 19, 2008 3:19 PM
I'm so humiliated, I'll leave forever.
Nah. But nice try #4. And I'm glad to see you're taking a break from those Engrish lessons.
8. deacon jones - May 19, 2008 3:23 PM
Dude, her fucking skin is rotting
9. Veroonica - May 19, 2008 3:27 PM
I wonder if she could babysit my nephews. I hate my sister, and turning those two little useless fuckers into scab scratching crackheads would be just the revenge I require.
10. deacon jones - May 19, 2008 3:27 PM
like my penis
11. Jimbo - May 19, 2008 3:29 PM
I hold it deacon
12. Auntie Kryst - May 19, 2008 3:30 PM
That poor girl in the front in pic 3.. Looks like Amy wants to take a bit out of her skull. Amy want brains!
13. Kingsley Amis - May 19, 2008 3:31 PM
How long do you reckon it's been since soap was anywhere near her body?
14. Auntie Kryst - May 19, 2008 3:31 PM
bit = bite, fucking typos.
15. Summer Kat - May 19, 2008 3:36 PM
Yikes! Her teeth are so gross...not to mention that huge scab on her nose! HORF!
16. bubba - May 19, 2008 3:37 PM
wowow i don't understand. is that a human being?
17. sara - May 19, 2008 3:43 PM
Minus the rat hair, retarded tattoos, and over-worn clothing, she looks like she belongs in Auschwitz during WWII...
18. dicksarreyourstoeatfuckers - May 19, 2008 3:45 PM
She reminds me of an anteater. A dead one. Half dissolved by sea salt.
19. Guy - May 19, 2008 3:47 PM
&21,
I know its scary, a celebrity with actual talent. Indeed, what is the world coming to?
20. Hurly McVomitstein - May 19, 2008 3:48 PM
Take a look at the closeup of the last picture. MmmMmm... that there is one sweet looking gal. I can't wait to see her on the cover of Maxim's Top 100 Most Beautiful Women!
21. President Bill Clinton - May 19, 2008 3:48 PM
Please, in the name of everything good, holy and decent, STOP POSTING ARTICLES ABOUT THIS SCUZZY BITCH!!!!
I'd rather gouge my eyes out with raw carrots than to see the walking nightmare Winehouse.
PLEASE. STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!
Just say NO! to Amy Winehouse articles!
22. Rabbi Schiller - May 19, 2008 3:48 PM
Looks like something out of Der Ewige Jude.
23. lipper - May 19, 2008 3:49 PM
Hey kiddies.. lookie what auntie Wino has for you.. hehehehe. Yeah. Peak your head in..hehehe... lean in more...hehehehe.. candy in there.. if you dig deep... hehehehe...
*Vortex of doom sucks children in and steals their souls forever. You KNOW that's the deal. Damn you paper sack! You fooled us again Amy!!*
You're a sly one, Ms. Wino!
24. Jumpin_J - May 19, 2008 3:51 PM
Honestly, Fish, any more Winehouse photos like this and I wind up vomitting a major internal organ, my lawyers are gonna bitch-slap you into the poor house.
25. pete - May 19, 2008 3:53 PM
mmmm....I'm licking all over her face, especially her nose...mmmmm...delicious....
26. True Talent - May 19, 2008 3:53 PM
As if the moon godess herself clothed herself in human flesh - moonbeams at noon and fireflies all over! This woman was sent here for divine reasons. Listen to the voice - like heaven singing! Her voice is God sent. And all you rotten deaf fools cannot hear her love for your own foul thoughts.
I pray that she is immortal. I love her music. It is important and as the Talmud sayeth - she is a Sage. God speaks to the chosen. The few.
27. poot - May 19, 2008 3:54 PM
i just watched a video of her smoking crack. i wish a mini-black hole would open up beneath her little feet.
28. FRIST!!! - May 19, 2008 4:01 PM
I have been away too long/not long enough....what's this about tuberculosis?? Was that a Friday post or something?
Why do my bosses keep making me work? Why can't they just be happy I showed up??
29. veggi - May 19, 2008 4:01 PM
If she stuck a finger deeeeeep up her ass, I'm not sure if I'd lick it, but I'd definitely want to smell it. And then I'd probably lick it.
30. God Loves Amy - May 19, 2008 4:26 PM
That's why she sings like an Angel!!!! :)
Prettiest voice ever!
Song topic very deep and moving!
Lovely face and slim figure!
She loves children! :)
She makes me happy!
31. kingnoony - May 19, 2008 4:27 PM
jesus, british kids apparently fear nothing....
32. Erica - May 19, 2008 4:32 PM
:'(
33. dan - May 19, 2008 4:34 PM
... but impetigo is highly contagious....
34. licky licky sucky sucky fuck me fuck me. - May 19, 2008 4:36 PM
It would be better if she put that bag over her head..So we wouldn't have to see her HORRIBLE teeth and monkey face.
35. will - May 19, 2008 4:48 PM
@26-kill yourself.
36. rien - May 19, 2008 4:52 PM
there is definitely the edge of a decaying nipple there in the boob-scratching pic.
37. hot mess - May 19, 2008 4:53 PM
i want to make fun of her, but i just can't. she looks like she is trying so hard, but she's just stuck in her addiction. she doesn't have a chance, and she has (had?) such a great voice.
38. Arska - May 19, 2008 4:54 PM
I'd hit it... with a steel baseball bat.
39. Beans - May 19, 2008 5:07 PM
She should find that broom she flew in on and fly back over the rainbow to Neverland. I'm sure the flying monkeys and her sister, the wicked witch of the east, miss her immensely. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!
40. UNCLE NED - May 19, 2008 6:08 PM
She's a magnificent train-wreck and I like her for at least being honest about it. She's so freaking ugly in so many ways - yet so freaking talented - now I know how Gomez must feel when he blows up his trains.
41. nikkk - May 19, 2008 6:25 PM
Is that her nip showing or is her boob scabby too?
42. lisa - May 19, 2008 6:28 PM
I always tried to ask all things about about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m ***
I came there and met my rich bf.
It's a place to meet the rich/celebrity.
43. bitchytits - May 19, 2008 7:02 PM
I'm Amy Winehouse and I'm a rabbit with a bag of babyheads!
44. Pissed Off - May 19, 2008 7:31 PM
#42:
Go fuck yourself with a dildo made of broken glass.
45. Brett - May 19, 2008 7:40 PM
Being in the middle of a drug bender myself, I know for a fact that the nose scabs and the teeth and finger nails are most likely from cocaine and meth/crack usage. I hope she starts taking better care of herself and slows down and hopefully comes full stop. You can't live like that forever, not even into your thirties.
46. STevec - May 19, 2008 7:42 PM
She looks like she's actually enjoying herself and that's good....leave her alone....why do all you blogturds want to criticize her? Take a look at yourselves and see what you have to be proud about or what you have accomplished. At least, she's a talented musician and what are you?
47. STevec - May 19, 2008 7:42 PM
She looks like she's actually enjoying herself and that's good....leave her alone....why do all you blogturds want to criticize her? Take a look at yourselves and see what you have to be proud about or what you have accomplished. At least, she's a talented musician and what are you?
48. fearsarewishes - May 19, 2008 7:59 PM
She's incredibly hot, but a little chubby for my tastes.
49. max - May 19, 2008 8:11 PM
@45-please get off the computer and OD. Nobody cares.
50. titsonsnack - May 19, 2008 8:17 PM
ROTFL @ #49
51. axel - May 19, 2008 8:27 PM
you have no idea. don't judge from pictures, Amy is the most fun person to hang around with these days!
52. Skeptic Tank - May 19, 2008 8:54 PM
#52
I'll bet you don't see the irony in what you wrote, do you?
53. race - May 19, 2008 9:03 PM
CRACK IS WHACK!!!!
54. zuzuspetals - May 19, 2008 9:41 PM
When I was 4 or 5 and heard the story of Hansel and Gretel, the witch that I pictured looked exactly like the photo above, sans the minivan.
Tell your children: don't stand between Amy Winehouse and an oven.
55. um - May 19, 2008 9:43 PM
Nose Cancer
56. Houling Whore - May 19, 2008 9:54 PM
I can't wait until this inconsequential bimbo with the ugly face and phony voice passes away. She is meaningless and is nothing I mean nothing more than the daughter of sorts of the superior ones setting her rancid ass up for millions, at our expense. Die bitch.
Death to the minds of all her fans. Smoke rocks in her honor.
57. LYNNNN - May 19, 2008 10:02 PM
These pics have to be doctored, right?
58. Canis the Barbarian - May 19, 2008 10:07 PM
#57 - Big thumbs up, but wanting her dead..... a weeee bit harsh.
I'm afraid of those pics showing her harking up whatever substance of the Ninth Circle of Hell, are coating her lungs.
59. Igottabemeeee - May 19, 2008 10:07 PM
Those shorts are almost as bad as Britney's boots. Which smell worse?
60. Harsh the Horror of Hate and Hideous the Heart - May 19, 2008 11:05 PM
When I contemplate the inequities of humanity - so fucking goddamn miserable much, too much for the very few. The coteries of thieves and the fools and slaves they betray. And I look at the rotting face of a nasty mindless cunt. For fucks sake she think's it's all too funny that she is a drug addict.
And
I am not going to come to this fuck hole at one of the rancid corners of the universe (there are zillions I estimate) and not post filth?
Ha I scoff (while draining the pus from my undescended testicle through a slit in my abdomen).
I am an ugly little person with nothing and she has everything for nothing.
I thusly scream into the night(bleeding and oozing)...WHY?
61. alissa - May 19, 2008 11:53 PM
SO SOOOOO freakin nasty in and out and her face is FALLING apart!!!!!!! ick!
62. adoe - May 20, 2008 2:09 AM
Do you think she ever takes those shorts off long enough to wash them? Not countin' on it...can you imagine the smell wafting off those things??
63. utahnkid - May 20, 2008 2:12 AM
I'm genuinely looking forward to the day she overdoses... Then the pictures of her might possible stop.. Someone please sell her bad crack
64. Cheesecake_plz - May 20, 2008 2:53 AM
omg, please tell me the last picture is photoshopped. i'm so scared:`(
65. 453 - May 20, 2008 4:13 AM
you kno if she was runnin outta tobacco she wud happily smoke one of de kids in her fuckin crack pipe...skanky bitch
66. Hungry at the V - May 20, 2008 6:49 AM
I never made it passed the admissions phase for Navy Seals training. I feel guilty. Like a coward. To show my bravery I am willing to go down on this monster.
67. gerard Vandenberg - May 20, 2008 10:33 AM
I'm totally astonnished.....
There are really people in this country that like ..................HER?
THIS AGAIN IS AMERICA?
68. Lisa - May 20, 2008 10:51 AM
There are those shorts again. She can't wash them ever. They are always on her body. Looks like Meth sores on her face again. Sad really sad.
69. Igottabemeeee - May 20, 2008 11:17 AM
Uh, no - England. America cannot be responsible for one so ugly. Our celebrities get surgery to fix that.
70. michellio - May 20, 2008 12:28 PM
haha fuck shes ugly
71. Frelled - May 20, 2008 2:27 PM
For the love of all things holy, you've GOT to start posting Winehouse warnings before these stories. Not warning your readers to avert their eyes is unsafe journalism, pure and simple. If I happen upon another picture of this... this... what do you call it? Anyway, I may have to pluck my eyes out. Or at least rinse them in disinfectant. I need a shower.
72. BigGyrl - May 20, 2008 4:26 PM
Damn that is the same fucking beehive since she got signed to her label! You would think the bitch could buy a new one. Maybe she wont until she smokes that one!
And could somebody please hold her down and brush her yellow, grimy ass teeth!!!!!!!
73. Martyr - May 20, 2008 6:18 PM
Last pic of her is so beautiful; I used it for my wallpaper. Then my monitor starting smoking and blew up. Now I have to use a friend's computer.
74. Mama Pinkus - May 20, 2008 9:40 PM
She looks awful but she seems to light up like a Christmas tree when she's with very young fans - one of the few times she seems to look happy.
75. chocoholic singer - May 21, 2008 7:40 AM
damn.. i thought barbara streisand was ugly, nope.. hold it, I thought sarah jessica parker was ugly.. but this girl.. she has given the word ugly a whole new meaning.. she looks like a 67 year old witch.. damn.. that's nasty!
76. im not amy winehouse - May 21, 2008 11:04 AM
i still love her
77. Life is But a Dream - May 22, 2008 2:55 PM
What the hell is wrong with her face? There's sores all over it. She has so much damn money, she could afford the best skin care. Oh yeah, wait, she's a junkie and they don't really care what they look like.
78. cAhLil - May 27, 2008 12:16 AM
sHiet man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i think that woman (im not even sure if she is a woman indeed) haven't even heard of the word bathe and comb... she/he is SUPERr disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor kids.......