Apr 30 2008Tyra Banks gets her own holiday, you still have to work
Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today "The Tyra Banks Show Day." Sadly, it's not a national holiday and I should probably stop downing this champagne. But it's so bubbly! Anyway, while on The View, Tyra weighed in (Pun intended.) on the Miley Cyrus debacle:
"She is a 15-year-old, and I just wish everybody would leave her alone! It was just a little sexy."
Wow. Tyra Banks on The View discussing Miley Cyrus. It's almost like the producers over there want to beat us senseless with excitement. I'm pretty sure I have a black eye. No, wait, that's when I popped the cork on this champagne. *chugs* I like it when it tickles my nose who wants to go to the strip club and then we'll nachos with the car drive I'm okay. CAPTAIN KIRK!
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Reader Comments
1. Lara - April 30, 2008 2:58 PM
first...biotches
2. Lara - April 30, 2008 2:58 PM
first...biotches
3. jakebarnes - April 30, 2008 2:59 PM
I hope someone hits her with that shovel.
4. ph7 - April 30, 2008 2:59 PM
Please only post pictures of naked or nearly naked women, please.
5. Grunion - April 30, 2008 2:59 PM
I tried to watch that clip of the view but my fists began to randomly pound my eyes so i shut it off.
6. FCS - April 30, 2008 3:07 PM
Right up there with "Felching Day" in San Fransisco
7. Dog the Pussy Hunter - April 30, 2008 3:09 PM
Bloomberg is so rich right after this picture he payed Tyra 25 000 bucks for a dirty sanchez
8. nipolian - April 30, 2008 3:10 PM
I wonder if this holiday will be recognized in Arizona.
9. Jimbo - April 30, 2008 3:12 PM
What is with the dumb ass gloves? It not she is really going to do any work. The woman is a FREAK..
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 30, 2008 3:13 PM
I hear she was so happy, she shit herself.
Fuck you, you know you were all thinking the same thing...
11. catska - April 30, 2008 3:23 PM
SHE NEEDS TO BE ASSASSINATED!!!!
12. Spazz - April 30, 2008 3:34 PM
Tyra is still on the air?
You go girl.
Always wanted to say that. Now I hope she eats herself into a coma.
On Live TV.
13. FRIST!!! - April 30, 2008 3:42 PM
What a friggin idiot. I stopped downing my champagne a half hour ago..
14. Spazz - April 30, 2008 3:47 PM
go away Tyrant, you fag. Go paste your rhetoric onto a .gov board somewhere and let us make fun of celebrities.
15. FRIST!!! - April 30, 2008 3:51 PM
Don't worry, Spazz, hit refresh a couple times and I bet Tyrant will disappear and everyone will wonder what the hell we we are talking about..
16. mcbeef - April 30, 2008 3:53 PM
i think i will celebrate tyra banks day by pushing a big greasy load of fat globuled-up diarrhea in my pants.
hoo-ray for tyra, who lets us all know that shitting your pants is ok.
17. Texas Tranny - April 30, 2008 3:56 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Felching Day.................
Yummy
18. PunkA - April 30, 2008 4:15 PM
I wish they had taken her to the top of the Empire State Building, gven her the award, then dropped her fat ass of the top. First and last Tyra Day. Sweetizzle.
19. FRIST!!! - April 30, 2008 4:28 PM
#19 Tyrant, I didn't read your first shit, and I only read the part of your last shit that had my name in it (yeah, I'm like that) so anyway, was I right or was I right??
You got deleted.
20. FRIST!!! - April 30, 2008 4:56 PM
I got bored and read the last paragraph...how does that work with the fucking my mother and the inbreeding?? I'm pretty sure I'm a chick. New here much??
21. They White Urkle - April 30, 2008 5:04 PM
Too bad her receading hair line is bigger than his.
22. FRIST!!! - April 30, 2008 5:33 PM
I got bored again and read the second to last paragraph. Actually I do like flying, my boyfriend is a pilot. I just flew to breakfast last weekend. Why am I still talking??
23. Jamie's Uterus - April 30, 2008 6:17 PM
Bloomberg should of kicked her 500 times instead. Oh how I hate this bitch.
24. shitherselfer - April 30, 2008 7:16 PM
This cunt shits herself, and that amuses me.
25. Nathiest - April 30, 2008 8:26 PM
Holy Oldnews Batman!
26. leelee - May 1, 2008 12:27 AM
A friend of mine started interning for the Tyra Banks show. She told me that Tyra is sucha dumb btich that they have to write on the telaprompter when they want her to hug or console a guest. Meaning that this woman is so narassistic, she actually needs someone to tell her how to act LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
Bet that made you guys like her even less.