Apr 22 2008Tila Tequila [insert witty alcohol-related joke here]

She is my favorite . I saw her profileand photos on a milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site>?

I already used up my qouta of Tequila jokes with LL. Fuck.

I'm a loser troll

I'm looking for a horny dude.

I hear she gave her the runs.

Who the fuck cares. More mindless time for 12 year olds from MTV.

"What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site"

Seems like one where you load the page and spyware is downloaded to your computer. Why do you ask? And why is george better than lee? Does lee always get the cold bowl of leftover rice?

"moms were making out"

Hot!!! I bet they're MILFs! Wait...what? They're not? They're lesbians, so it's a lot closer to 2 Rosie O'Donnells making out? Ok. How do you work that channel-blocking thing, again?

Wait, why not make the fight with BadNewz pitbulls wearing the whore clothes and TT & gang riding them while sucking their dicks! You know, class it up a little.

ewwwww gross chick, she thinks she's hot and she isn't even cute, she's an ugly idiot, why do you keep posting about these good for nothing nobidies and giving them underserved fame?

ewwwww gross chick, she thinks she's hot and she isn't even cute, she's an ugly idiot, why do you keep posting about these good for nothing nobodies and giving them underserved fame?

I would rather watch a Saved By The Bell marathon

#4- troll.

No more sucky sucky.

You been here four hour!

You go now!

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Tila looks good...and by good I mean an Alien.

Not E.T.

#13- troll.

I wish MTV played more videos instead of stuff like this...I wonder which would actually get more ratings...

It's not so much that her show is so completely insipid it's the 8 minutes of Ax Body Spray and Valtrex commercials you have to sit through during the commercial break that really makes the show awful.

My yeast infection is stinking up the whole office.

#18 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If she had said "DADS were making out" I would have been glued to the TV screen, using my left hand on the remote to go over the scene frame by frame.

18 thats some funny shit.

Tila Tequilia is a worthless whore.

#23 - Succinct and elaborate. You're a regular Shakespeare.

I hate this twat. Don't get it. Pretty much every woman is hotter than her. Fake tit midget poser.

#9.......sounds like fun to me.

I really do love the outfits, real slutty stuff to wear down to the "gloryholes" at the adult bookstore.

I have to admit I was more or less addicted to the first season and also developed a major jones for Rock of Love. I feel so dirty.

I think Tila seems somewhat mean, slutty and fake. and she sort of screwed Bobby over. But never the less I wil probably watch the whole damn thing again. God forgive me.

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# 12. tickled -- I would rather watch a Saved By The Bell marathon

Zack and Slater are all kinds of hot.

And you can check ot Screech "all growed up" on celebrity boot camp or whatever it's called. When that "reality" show started pulling me in I knew it was time to take serious stock of what I am doing with my life.

Nothing wrong with this girl that a good hard gang-assfuck wouldn't cure. Just make sure the guys wear protection....or use baseball bats....for their own health and safety.

I can't be the only one to think this all smells like a paid advertisement. Who the hell writes three paragraphs about this dumb show getting a second season, manages to work in press-release quotes and a video, and can only find one sentence's worth of (somewhat) mean shit to say about it? A robot bent on destroying us all, that's who.

Bodylotion @ 28 sums up my feelings so...beautifully...sniff...

Looks like any other dipshit taco with bad tattos and an attitude.
Quick, build the fence...

I'm looking for a horny dude.

This chick needs to find a good plastic surgeon.

I want to spin her.

Cut it out wit the stories on Trannies already, fuck.

"and not just trying to be on tv." that's hilarious.

Keep the Tranny stories cuming.

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but the fact that this woman is famous indicates something seriously, seriously wrong with the planet that we live on.
I think that her salary and all income generated from this show should have to be donated to higher education in the form of a grant, the title of which would be "What the Fuck is Wrong With All of Us?"
Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Britney, Paris- they should all have to pay a special tax that goes toward the WtFiWWAoU Fund.
Just an idea.

Everybody's favorite pie-faced sucky-sucky whore is a total sham. Go figure.

sucky sucky, GI? Me suck you good!!! Me ruv you rong time!

Fuck you cunt.

Hey! New Tila Tequila Sex Tape!!! Really worth seeing!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Tila_Tequila_Sex_Tape

28 said it right.

I don't mind a Tila Tequila post here and there. It makes me feel grateful I don't have to stoop to her level to be famous. After all, I am here expressing my opinion here at The Superficial (where's my royalty now?) Besides Tila Tequila is like alcohol, you can have so much of it in one day until you'll die from poisoning.

I never watched that show..Ever since I first discovered Tila on myspace years ago, I just told myself she was a slut who thought she was better than everyone. I do admit though..the only reality show I like is Rock of Love. For some reason, even though Brett could be my dad, he's hot. Am I gross for thinking that? My friends say I am..

I don't get it. Where are the racists? You see anyone who looks even remotely brown or black and the slurs start pouring in instantly but you see this midget of an Asian chick and you're so brainwashed by the media that's trying to tell you Asian girls are practically white that you don't even notice? This scrawny bitch makes me sick. First of all, there hasn't been ONE Asian man on her "dating" show. What the fuck is wrong with her? Has she convinced herself she's white too? I mean, jesus, her name is probably really something like "Phong Trang" - she SO Vietnamese.

Now of course, the only responses I expect are some bullshit about Asian men because, as I said, you're a bunch of dumbfuck sheep (a few exceptions noted).

I just checked. Her real name is Tila Nyugen. What did I tell you. Vietnamese.

"I just want someone who's chill," she said. "Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don't confuse it with mine.

Sounds like me but I don't fuck leprechauns unless they're hot.

Ugly fucking skank. Why can't we get some decent shit this week?

My sixth sense tells me that lady is a dude.

By in my day we didn't let midgets have their own tv shows!

i have ZERO respect for her, but she is cute. and probably every guy on this site would be jeaulous if she dated his friend -or- show her off if she was his girlfriend.

Just more evidence that the U.S. needed to go nuclear in Vietnam 40 years ago.

omg..love the poor girl, i heard that she dates with a tall handsome guy on a tall people site, really? seems the site named:" Tallconnect.com " ,do you hear this news?

Yuck

45. Definitely viet. They are the ugliest on the asian hot chain. By the way. I've had Asian wong dong. Don't beat it 'til you tried it. Not "small" either. Tila "miss saigon" Tequilla probably couldn't handle the jack hammer thrusts only an asian dude posesses. Energizer Bunny would hang his head in shame. They are the top tier. Trust me. Fuck an Asian dude and you will know what I'm talking about.

her freakishly small hands probably fit right up her ass with hardly a pucker.

man, she's ugly. What a disgrace to us asians.

If she is REALLY searching for that type of "love" then she should look somewhere other than a reality tv show.

http://www.nikkibgoss.com/

She's possibly more annoying than Avril Lavigne, Ashley Simpson, and Alanis Morissette put together. Wait, throw in Katherine Heigl too

agree with 55. well, the first part lol

she's definitely viet-looking. in a bad way, though.
is it just me, or does she look like she has a mild case of down syndrome?

i dunno, put a bag over that head, though, and she'd be ok--for a midget

I'm so disappointed of Tila choosing Bobby over Dani that I had to write a story about what if she chose Dani.

http://www.tila-love.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2602

Hope you enjoy.