Apr 10 2008Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn call off divorce

1st!!!! (I think)

Man, I can't believe there was a time she was hot.

I'm still claiming first. Spammers don't count.

When did Sean Penn start dating Chelsea Handler?

She's got nice legs for a 40 year old...and being old, she'll work harder to keep you interested in bed....

Just hope Sean got his fill of the young blood in the interim...

@5. We don't care if you're interested. It's not like it takes a lot to get guys to climax.

How could any man possibly prefer an older woman?

Princess Buttercup will always be my first

Sean Penn is a world class prick.

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#9, Amen brother. Maybe they can celebrate their anniversary at Hugo Chavez's house.

He must have watched Message in a Bottle again. She was smokin' hot in that movie. I hope they live happily ever after (that ones' for you Randal).

It's said he is super rich. He is a playboy, I saw his profile with some photos on Richsoulmate.com, where pro athletes, celebrities, beauty queens, super models and wealthy singles mingle. The profile looks sincere and attractive. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. It's said some celebs have found their perfect match there.

They look so happy together.

#12
It's sad Tina is a cunt.

"@5. We don't care if you're interested. It's not like it takes a lot to get guys to climax."

It takes even less to make women bitter.

run...spicolli...run!

I'm not bitter. I'm realistic.

Sean Penn is pretty cute........ in a weird ugly way.

I actually might care to take the time in pleasing him. Slut? Me? maybe. If he's worth the time.

First this liberal fuck gets to tap Madonna in her prime then he pulls the Gump girl......Mr. Hand should have kicked his punk ass back in '82.

@19. Madonna was NOT hot in her prime. I wouldn't be proud of that if I were him.

"I'm not bitter. I'm realistic."

That's exactly what bitter people say.

ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME???

Robin Wright Penn is flippin' gorgeous. Beautiful bone structure, can get away with no makeup, great gams, and look at those knees - probably the nicest knees I've seen on any actor ( I have a thing for nice knees ). AND no cankles. Keira Knightley and that Ghost Whisperer chick both have cankles, but those legs in that shot... "Ay Caramba"! She's perfection even without factoring in the age. Loved her ever since Princess Bride.

Why are these guys always so late w/ their news? You people should check out X17 and Perez Hilton for the REAL latest.

can't find a better man...

21. Listen DUDE, I don't really give a fuck if you 'think' I'm bitter. And frankly don't give a damn.
I'm just saying that men are easy to get off. Do you really disagree?

#23 - Fuck you and the Perez Hilton you rode in on.

Robin is hot. Sean must be hung like a horse to bang the women he does. Maybe he's just a cunning linguist!

Man what an old bag she is!!!!

nahhh,!

I'd PLOOK her all day

Great gams, I'd have a meal in her vagina diner...

#26 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#25 - bitter chick - yeah, you care. You jumped on the original poster of a comment about KEEPING a guy interested, which is a separate question that leads to the opposite answer of yours, which is why you made the substitution. But in any case, I'm sorry that guys always lose interest in you, after that first low-effort quickie. I wonder why?

Sorry 30. You lost my interest in the first sentence.

With chicks half her age? Are you kidding me? Petra Nemcova is almost 30 and so is Sienna Miller (actually Sienna Miller is younger than Nemcova, Miller will turn 28 this year, but funny enough, looks 10 years older than she is, no kidding, I thought she was close to 40, and I was shocked to find out she'll be turning 28 this year, pretty sad, how will she look like when she's Sean Penn's wife age?). Robin Wright Penn is 42. That makes it 'chicks like 10 years younger than her', not half her age, geez. If they actually were half her age, wether they'd be 21 (and they got past that age loooooong ago) or Robin would be almost 60.
Do you think time won't go by for those two overrated bitches anyway? Sienna Miller is looking really rough for her age, and Petra Nemcova isn't exactly the cutest or youngest looking thing around. In much less time than these overrated bitches imagine, we all will be laughing our asses off them when we see their boyfriends/husbands cheating on them with girls half their age.

3. Jumpin_J - April 10, 2008 11:24 AM
I'm still claiming first. Spammers don't count.

I for one am super impressed by people who post "First!" So exciting. I wonder how posting "First!" compares to the moon landing in sheer drama. I'd say they're just about neck and neck. I get a real thrill every time I see "First!" in a comment thread. I mean, the moon landing, who cares about that? But "First!" is the pinnacle of human achievement. Madame Curie? Dumb bitch. Jonas Salk? Fucking worthless. Bill Gates? Lazy-ass. But people who post "First!" are heroes for the ages. We should all follow their example. Next time I'm at the bank and get to the front of the line, I shall shout "First!!" loudly and proudly to indicate the greatness that is proclaiming oneself "First!"

RE Sean Penn: she could do better. She's still gorgeous (hotter than Sienna, as hot as the other chick) and surely she can get someone who isn't a) ratlike in appearance and b) a giant, pretentious, patronizing douchebag.

i want to ram a steel girder into his face...

#32 - and...another relationship ends quickly.

Which reminds me - I can never find the right pen.
I find those 'Bic sticks' (tm) usually dry up before you actually use them.
You look at and say to yourself.
"Gr'8 - plenty of ink still left."
But you try it out and f' all comes out.

Those are pretty legs.

Silly Dude. Just come on over and I'll show you how easily I can make you happy. I'm just saying...... It won't take much. And I promise, you'll love it.

Sean: Robin, we should divorce. I'm cheating on you with hot pieces of ass.

Robin: Yes, divorce is the only thing you bastard.

Petra/Sienna: Sean sucks in bed, one time is all he gets.

*and word of Sean's lack of prowress in bed spreads through the slut world.*

Sean: Robin, I'm so sorry, I never should have cheated on you. I love you, nothing else had meaning, let's boycott the Chinese Olympics because of their human right issues.

Robin: Ok sweety, but I'm going to bang Gerald for a while and give you none.

True story. I'm just saying...

Yes. "Half her age". You see, it's a scientific fact, proven by the greatest minds at Cornell and MIT, that after a certain point (I'd say after 35), women start aging in dog years. So, you see, a 40 year old Robin Wright is like 60. Which would make Petra Nemcova "half her age".

I'd make a good husband, Jen-nay.

She was (and still is you fucks) also really hot in a lesser known movie called The Playboys, it's pretty good. #8 Yup me too. If Robin asked me to put down this douchefucker/plastic paddy for his adultery, I would reply "As you wish"..

#24--- hahaha! that's great.

I don't know about their marriage, but I've always liked them both.

And she is still gorgeous. To those of you who don't think she's hot... you're crazy.

sometimes there just ain't enough rocks in the world.....

Poor Princess Buttercup. How anyone can even stand to be in the same room with this self-righteous, arrogant, know it all liberal cocksucker is beyond me.

Great they can hang out again with Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon while visiting Hugo Chavez. Useless, dumb-assed, commie fucks.

Between Princess Bride and Forrest Gump, this chick's face literally went through a transformation.

I don't know what else to call it, it's so fucking bizarre, I'll call it a "female slave face", a look that started to creep in on her visage by the time of that second movie.

And now, her bone structure is very angular, so aging ain't doing miracles for her anyway (a lot of time the most beautiful 20's women have angular features particularly jaw that look mannish by 40's), but her eyes are now literally drooping with defeated submission.

I don't know if she was always like that to begin with, her upbringing or whatever the fuck, or just being around a person like SPenn makes a broad that way, but go back and just watch both movies, the scenes with close-ups on her face.

It's an extremely noticeable change.
End of my fucking useless observation.

Yes I saw Princess Bride, a hot chick and great swashbuckling fight scenes so fuck you. And the Billy Crystal scene was hilarious.

#4 That's exactly what I thought. She looks just like her in that pic. Don't ask me why, but I would do Chelsea in a minute even though she is not my type. Maybe it's that foul mouth of hers.

He's Gump to her Jenny. Glad they are staying together.

I bet they fight a lot cause he's jealous of her manly jaw. Nothing like a big fucking nut caracking man jaw to immasculate a guy. Of course she's jealous of him cause the last good thing she ever did on film was fuck a retard. So you know they're just really bitter and miserable, but you know what they say about misery; it's the key ingredient in any on again off again Hollywood sham marriage. You see in Hollywood misery doesn't really love company rather it depends on it like a needy fucking codependant girlfriend/boyfriend who calls you ever hour to ask you what you're thinking and what you meant by maybe we should take a time out. Well I'll tell ya what "we need a time out" doesn't mean, it doesn't mean call every fucking hour and profess your undying love to me and threaten to commit suicide.

He is a Hollywood Elitist, and they are just another miserably married couple. He makes Charles Sheen probably look like Ward Cleaver as a husband. U KNOW he's verbally abusive and probably physically. He FACTUALLY tied Madonna up in a chair so she couldn't go out. Now no one will tie her up. Awwww. Anyway, Sean Penn sux out loud. He's a wife-beater who probably KA's Bono so he can do Amnesty International ads. And the Weenie brings cameras so he can film HIMSELF in the Hurricane Katrina disaster. Publicity WHORE.

He got his first legal bill for the divorce, said "WTF", and then beat her until she agreed to drop the case. This way he can still bang the skanks of Hollywood and save his cash. Pity the gators didn't eat him when his boat sank during his Katrina PR stunt.

Glad he knows that the purpose of models like Petra Nemcova is just for short-term fucking: dump them after you mount them.

I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site intimatemingle.c om last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!

Sean Penn is a great actor and director. He uses his celebrity to do good in this world and advocate for important causes and issues.

some good news for a change

That's a bad pic of her, she is still smoking hot! She was just in "Breaking and Entering" last fall and looked hot as ever in it

why does she look like a chimp?

damn she has some legs!

Madonna will be bummed...I think she already had plans on escaping from Guy to run to her "true love"! Sean get your shit together, Robin's too good for your flat face!

End the War! Vote Democrat!

50,000 Americans died in the Vietnam war, a war that could not be won like Iraq.

4,000+ Americans have already died in the Iraq war. Let's not wait until 50,000 Americans die before deciding to end the war.

Here is a perfect example of why the US should end the war in Iraq.

In the 1980s, Libya increasingly distanced itself from the West, and was accused of committing mass acts of state sponsored terrorism. When evidence of Libyan complicity was discovered in the Berlin discotheque terrorist bombing that killed two American servicemen, the United States responded by launching an aerial bombing attack against targets near Tripoli and Benghazi in April 1986.

In 1991, two Libyan intelligence agents were indicted by federal prosecutors in the U.S. and Scotland for their involvement in the December 1988 bombing of Pan Am flight 103. Six other Libyans were put on trial in absentia for the 1989 bombing of UTA Flight 772. The UN Security Council demanded that Libya surrender the suspects, cooperate with the Pan Am 103 and UTA 772 investigations, pay compensation to the victims' families, and cease all support for terrorism. Libya's refusal to comply led to the approval of UNSC Resolution 748 on March 31, 1992, imposing sanctions on the state designed to bring about Libyan compliance. Continued Libyan defiance led to further sanctions by the UN against Libya in November 1993.

In 2003, more than a decade after the sanctions were put in place, Libya began to make dramatic policy changes in regard to the Western world with the open intention of pursuing a Western-Libyan détente. The Libyan government announced its decision to abandon its weapons of mass destruction programs and pay almost 3 billion US dollars in compensation to the families of Pan Am flight 103 as well as UTA Flight 772.

The decision was welcomed by many western nations and was seen as an important step for Libya toward rejoining the international community. Since 2003 the country has made efforts to normalize its ties with the European Union and the United States and has even coined the catchphrase, 'The Libya Model', an example intended to show the world what can be achieved through negotiation rather than force when there is goodwill on both sides.

They both look hot there.

always was a fan of his, but that Petra? She looks like an unco dawk, such a step down from Robin - she is class. Don't fuck it up this time Sean!

She is too good for him.