Apr 9 2008Sarah Jessica Parker won't eat with SATC girls

SJP IS SEXY!

FIRST? Ya'll are slipping!

the only real women i see is on the right

Sarah, why the long face? Ney!!!! Down girl!

A horse is a horse

of course of course

haha horseface struck me funny.

I havn't laughed that hard since Columbine.

What's with all the hardware around her neck??

It's like when you kid says "mummy wear this necklace I made at pre-school for you!!" and then you forget to take it off...........

What is attractive about a huge ass wart on your face?

I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker was trying to slight her costars. The deal was the table she sat at served apples and sugar cubes. I mean c'mon, how could she resist??

Well at least SJP is doing the best she can with the face she's got. Although, she must have enough money to fix that Shnauze.

LMAO @ ACK! - Fish, that is the fucking funniest use of an onomatopoeia I have ever read. SPOT ON!

SJP is one of the sexiest women alive because she's got a great sense of humor, self-confidence, and genuineness that is radiant! She doesn't have to have a perfect face (even though I think its adorable!) to be sexy. Obviously the posts above about her horse face are from people who have not seen the series! SHE IS NOT A HORSE FACE PPL!!!!!

She wanted to sit with them, she really did, but when she galloped up and was asked if she wanted to share a table with her co-stars, she responded with a toothy "neeeeeeeigh" which was apparently taken as a Shakepearean rejection. She then trotted slowly to another table, and wept quietly in her bucket o' oats.

#14 - You took the time to write that entire post, used correct grammar, and even got so granular with the punctuation that you appropriately hyphenated "self-confidence", on to finish the comment with the idiotic teenage abbreviation "PPL"? Do us all a favor and just type "FIRST!!!!" next time, loser.

to hate sarah jessica for something her character did in a show that other people wrote is absolutely ridiculous. sjp is a great person and I'd rather look like her than half of the botoxed and faux-tan bitches in hollywood.

Thats not SJP anyway, It's Dee Snider!

Everyone looks great except for Kim Catrell. What a pie shaped saucer headed looking bitch...

"From left to right: ACK!, Horseface, I'd Do that Old Ass, The Obligatory Hot One" ---->The funniest thing I have read all month.

Anyone have an extra long paper bag... ?

Why didn't they give this movie the correct title

"Golden Girls : The Movie"

..And, yes, SJ Parker is the new Bea Arthur.

dude if this shit really was the golden girls, I'd be all up ons! sophia was spunky as hell.... awe... I miss inappropriate geriatrics... whatever happened to plain old "holy uncomfortable situation batman" humor ? I'd really like it if they'd bring back shows like that

It's not a big deal. The other three didn't want to have oats for dinner, that's all.

Granted, the title came from a total douchebag magazine, but SJP really is the unsexiest actress alive. Not because she's hideously unattractive, but because she presents herself as glamorous and throws a hissy fit if anybody says otherwise. When she was just starting out, she was very down-to-earth and FUNNY (yes, I'm old, I remember her as a very frequent guest on Letterman's NBC show, and she seemed like a regular fun person, completely unpretentious, which is why she was one of his favorites). Then she had a makeover which was celebrated as "amazing" and "perfectly done" and it all went to her head - looking "fabulous," haute couture, blah blah blah. Meanwhile, if hair and makeup and lighting and camera angle and fuzzy lens are not all perfect, who are you looking at? Twisted Sister, as always.

Poor Bill....

The thing that offends me most about SJP is that she's considered (by some, apparently) to be some sort of fashion icon. She dressed in shitty looking clothes on the show, and by the looks of that picture, can't dress herself in real life, either. What is that fugly shit she's wearing around her neck? And the dress is yucky too. Beige and shiny and badly tailored. She probably paid a ton of money for it, too.

And a theory on why she was sitting at a separate table: is she not a producer of the show, and I'm assuming, the movie? So it makes sense she'd be at the same table as the Time Warner CEO. Duh.

They led her to the table with her other costars, but something on it resembled a snake and she spooked, rearing up, pawing the air, and shouting loudly. An usher had to calm her down by leading her away and walking her around for awhile, and then she was able to be backed into a chair at the other table.

Well im sure she wanted them to sit with her, however, they couldn't into the basket with Toto....alas seperate cars :(

I still look at her and think of "Square Pegs" ...I think that was the name of that show she was in?

I still look at her and think of "Square Pegs" ...I think that was the name of that show she was in?

You know what's really frightening? Watch the first season of SATC, when SJP talks directly to the camera in a monologue-ish fashion. It's horrifying.

What the heck are you men talking about? I would love to look like any of them! Do you just want botox and fake silicon bags implanted over a ribcage? Be gone!

What a treat!

First a beautiful full figured Christina Aguilera graces the pages of Fish and now one of my all time favorite women, Sarah Jessica Parker. She certainly has made a name for herself and also made Sex in the City.

Besides having a great acting career, Sarah also has one of the most stunning smiles in the business.

Can't wait for the movie SJP, my orchid of all orchids!

Randal

How did they get a startled field mouse, a horse, a cheshire cat and a cocker spaniel to all pose together like that?

Best comment of the day!

SJP is such an overrated, horse faced, unpleasant, shrewish cunt. When I finally take control of the world I'm going to make her clean my bathroom.

Oh my GOD she is SO not pretty. She is AVERAGE. And she is from NELSONVILLE OHIO, the horrible little town my GRANDMOTHER fled when she was 16!
SJP should have a RAT gnaw that THING off her FACE for the love of.......
OK....SJP in the morning:
Horse face: check!
Old: Check!
Too old to play a dreamer in NYC with hot guys wanting me: Check!
Old, huge hairy wart on my face: Check!
Married to a fag, put my 4 year old in a stroller: Check!
Settle up with Satan in 20012: Check!
(But she doesn't REALLY think she'll have to.............)
WHY are they making that movie? If they have to, why don't they call it "OLD DESPERATE HAGS IN THE CITY"?
WHY??????????????????

Oh, and if there is a fire on the set, just blindfold her and lead her out of the barn, she'll be OK....................................

I'm not saying that SJP looks like a horse, but the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a bit in it. Apparently she was a bit skittish about attending the gala, but hubby MB nickered softly at her and stroked her withers and she calmed right down. Just in case, he also brought a pocketful of sugar cubes along for her....she loves nuzzling them out of his palm.

Did randal just say orchid? oh god I really hope he does these things on purpose to be hilarious..... I'd have more respect for him

@33-The answer is "YES", & us men are staying right here so we can make fun of old horse face!

@38 LOL spot on Emmyem funny stuff!

She can eat an apple through a picket fence...

There is more to SJP than meets the eye, just look at Mathew Broderick, his facial expression, he looks like a guy who is being royalty fucked over by his "wife", my guess...she fuckin around with all kinds of swinging dicks, look at her face , she has the expression of guilt constantly..I could be wrong but don' t think I am.

My friend told me that she saw their profile with hot photos on intimatemingle.c om. Is that true? Maybe... OMG, are they looking for new relationships? I'll check it out.

I'm just really glad that someone drew a parallel between Cynthia and Bill the Cat. ACK! Indeed.

Sex and the City is/was a crappy show. It's basically a sitcom with nudity and foul language (which makes it "edgy"). It's really quite shallow.

The set of the movie must have been thick with anger, tension, and overall nastiness. Kim and Sarah especially hate each other.

Why did this post get tagged as "Courtney Cox" I am sure she is deeply offended that the superficial can't tell her apart from Kim Catrell

What a cunt.

The bitch demanded all movie posters feature only her average-looking ass. I feel mostly for Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis who were big timf fucking short-changed with their pay. SJP is getting 10 mil, SexyAss Kim is getting 6 mil (rightfully deserved), but the other two are only getting a million buckaroos!!!!!!

@48 - Thank goodness someone else noticed that! I thought it was just me for a while there, haha. Poor Cox, she wins my worst-week-ever vote for this mix up.

this should be retitled sarah jessica parker won't eat.
she continues to lie about how much she eats yet i have never seen the broad eat anything but air.
back in the early 90's she wasn't half bad looking but then she got all raisiny looking with the no food diet and has been all super sinewy looking (like madonna) ever since and it make her look like shit. but she is just plain old looking now anyway so i don't really care anymore.

Who the psquack is Bill?

Sillys. She isn't a horsey. She's a Pony. A cute little Pony you can feed apples and oats to and gently stroke her face. However, she only lets bloated, sullen old actors that kill people in car crashes do that.

I love kristin davis and often copy her style.
Weirldy enough, she is considered the ugliest SATC cast member here in italy. So it's great to see that you recognize how graceful she really is :)
And yes...SJP looks like a foot. But I love her voice. Hee-Hah!

(From left to right: ACK!, Horseface, I'd Do that Old Ass, The Obligatory Hot One)

Fuckin' A! That's AWESOME.

KD is the shit. The hottest, classiest of the bunch.
SJP comes across as shallow and spoiled, regardless of her horse-face and knobby knees.

Dammit Aiden did love her! But Charlotte's my favourite :)

Believe it or not, SJP has already HAD her nose done ! Years ago. look up some old pix of her and you'll see - She had a bump taken out and a bit taken off the tip. She did the same thing Howard Stern did to his nose. Kept it the same but a bit more refined.

God! I thought I was the only one that hated her for ditching Aidan. I loved him. How flippin dumb do you have to be?!

clearly some of you idiots dont understand that satc is only a tv show lets hate the sjp what for she is carrie and she does what the script writers tell her to. obviously some of you have also met her to know who she really is but i do know who some of you are VERY SHALLOW!!! and the ones of you that live with her clearly seeing as you know so much about her i have met her and she was very nice to me anyway maybe its just some of you guys because she sees what losers you are!!!