Apr 9 2008Ryan Seacrest: Sophie Monk is where now?

She is HOT!!!! Oh yeah, FIRST BITCHES!!!

He loves the attention - but she seems to be shying away from it as well as him

Look at that expression of her face versus his

Perhaps it is because she is chilly
But then he could have at least put his arm around her

instead of a date maybe he was just giving her fashion advise. Seacrest OUT...of the closet. see what i did there...

ghey

In none of the pictures does it look like they're actually together - or maybe Sophie doesn't want to admit she's going out with Ryan Seacrest..

All well trained bitches walk three steps behind their man.

Please. The only way he was on a date was if Sophie's brother was waiting in the men's bathroom.

That's one gay son of a bitch. Just look at the fucking blue shoelaces. What a hipster douchebag knobgobbler.

Wow scandalous..

Or maybe he is full of himself and is ignoring her on purpose. My first thought was what an ass for leaving her behind. If in fact they are there "together".

Why is he doing his Jude Law impression? That doesn't even work for Jude Law.

I didn't realize she was a midget. I suppose she must be to date micro-man.

i wonder how the elevator ride with the crackwhore went

That homeless lady seems nice...seriously!! That's awesome. I wish I had a homeless lady to escort me around and kick all the perverts around.

jesus, what a feg.

what is a sexy fox like her doing with a douche bag like him

she looks like a pretty version of jessica simpson

What a fag....
PC dipshit run-a-muck.

she's a chub

#6. Good to hear your Lab is doing well with her daily beatings.

Nice weave!

um can we focus on the fact that a homeless lady helped sophie out? how is this not quality entertianment! I hope she got a shitload of raman noodles and a hug! that was freakin awesome! I think she should have her own superhero series on saturday morning cartoons... they can call it "homeless crackaddict who waves her hands and saves shit"... k so the title might need some work

She is a million times hotter than Paris Hilton

I used to think she was pretty, but then I realized it was a "distance" thing; she looks cute from a distance, but doesn't look too good up close,...and she also kind of reminds me of RebeccaRomainstamoso'connellwhateverthehellhernameis; who I can't stand the sight of. Either way, they both look kind of look chipmunk-y. Oh yeh, and Ryan is a flamer...I don't mean that in a negative way; it just is what it is. Nice beard, Ryan.

#6 - I agree. But if you pay a little extra, they'll let you piss on 'em too.

What's worse? The armpit of a pap in your nose or greasy-from-the-dumpster crackwhore hands on your face?

I bet Jimbo would jump all over that homeless chick. He hasn't gotten any action since his sister was in town

after recent posts involving Spencer Pratt, Chris Angel, and now Ryan Seacrest, i've come to the conclusion that we actually have three different categories of 'Douchefucker'.

27- Fuck you Deacon. Fuck off and go lick your mother.

Binky wasn't here last night. He's been here for the last 393 days, every night, consistantly.

I thought Binky was a girl.

So she's an Austrailian pop star? And she's been in a bunch of lame-ass, straight to DVD movies that nobody ever watched?!? So why do we care about her and who she goes out with?!?! Worthless whore.

Wait, what??? I thought she was like Miss USA or something. Isn't she the chick who was married to that loser in that lame band Lincoln Park or some shit?

Ript doesn't care about being "titless" because, well, he is.

As for me, go gawk if you want. Next we're gonna stab me to see if I bleed, reprove the theory of gravity, and set up a giant rat's maze to see if any of us have a brain.

No, it's NOT the best I can do.

That's funny. I thought Seacrest was gay.

Sophie has sunk low to help her career by dating the host of multiple lame programs. I mean, since he is gay, it was a staged agent date for both of them.

Probably some muslim bitch though.

AHHHGGGG! Is there any place on earth that I can go that I won't see this clowns face...??? Everytime I turn on a media source there he is Mr. No Talent himself...Ryan Seabiscut!! Why doesn't someone prop him on the top of the next space-shuttle and send him into outer-space!!...he'll get along just fine out there as his head cavity is already a empty vacuum!

Marshall and I had a threesome with Sophie.

Barney and I had a threesome with Seacrest.

Oh, and by the way, can someone tell this chick that it's not nineteen eighty fucking one anymore and to put the pants back to the Goodwill she bought them from?????

Oh wait, she probably wasn't even born yet back then and has no idea there was already a go-around.

Whatever, Poodle Skirt anyone??

Shouldn't that read "Ryan Seacrest and his beard"?

Of couse he would date a hipless, assless wonder of a woman that looks like that. Take away her implants and she has the body of a teenage boy.

I'm sorry. She is just plain fugly.

Isn't that the same homeless person that helped out someone else? Same street, same M.O., everything. I can't remember who the other star was....It's going to drive me crazy!

I don't think her face is ugly. But her pale emaciated body is nasty. Looks like she'd be awful in bed.

Wait a minute.

Wait just a fucking minute.

Ryan Seacrest is heterosexual?

I thought he was like a registered pillow biter.

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hahah that was awesome, way to go homeless lady

dating a chick with the body of a teenage boy minus bolt ons doesnt make you hetero

She is hot. I'd let him T-Bag me just to taste her...

Honest to Poseidon, that has to be the most fucking amusing video I've seen in weeks.

The evolution of treatment of the pazverouzaz3zzihk4i, and by the way when did we stop calling them "gossip camera guys" or some shit like that, is in some ways, a metaphor for the evolution of society itself.

Or is it a simile... or analogy...

The really good video, is what those two bitches talked about on the way up to the top floor. Unfortunately, no one will ever see that one.

And, did the "gossip camera guys" interview the self-appointed assistant (who knows if she's actually "homeless" or not what the fuck maybe she has a deed for a house tucked away in her sock) after she got back down to ground level again?

He probably wants to do another crap reality TV show for the E! network with this unknown bitch.

Also, is there any real proof that Seacrest is a homo? I don't doubt it, I just like to see the proof....!

that video was pretty funny.

Holy $hit! I can't believe the paps let the doors close on that elevator leaving Sophie alone with God-only-knows-who that freakish woman was! 'Coulda shanked ol' Sophie with a broken off crack pipe. Hey, maybe she offered her up a bowl. Soph definitely had that "SAVE ME!" look on her face.

As far as the Sophie/Ryan date pics- the body language says it ALL. How far apart can 2 people be and still be in the same frame?
C'mon outta the closet Ry... gay is the new black!

Ryan definitely loves blondes!

I like that even homeless people don't consider the paparazi to be human. They completely ignore the photographers and ask stars or other randoms on the street for money.

That girl is so gorgeous..... But damn, she looks very uncomfortable in that first picture. And the shit with the homeless broad is hilarious!!!! I would have been scared to have gone into the elevator with her.

Ryan is officially GAY- BLUE SHOE LACES. (and full of him self)

I really don't get it?
I think girls who are celebs themselves like it to be tricked by manly colleages,
who they call boy-friends.
99 percent of the men in "HOLLYWOOD" are FAGGOTS!!
It's the same story in england, france, holland as well as in AMERICA!!

has anyone seen the billboards of him around town? he looks like he'd been up all night pnping. he must not have gotten to approve the shot they used. any sane person would demand a reshoot. of course he is working 2 jobs and all, but cmon. he looks out-of-it on those signs. seriously. that's not good advertising.

Ryan Seacrest used to fuck Merv Griffin, that is how he got into show business.

She's a beard.