Apr 21 2008Paris Hilton wants a double wedding

FIRST! OMG!

Huh?

haha i love how the huge bodyguard is holding a clutch- adorable!

"The one who looks like Rambo crossed with Brad Pitt"

wow.

Elton John said that sounded abnormally gay.

Never thought I'd say this, but Paris looks STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL here. Any critical comments in this thread really will be jealousy.

I love her matrix outfit. I hope she takes the red pill.

This is a new low in Fish writing history. **Kaboom**

**Sigh**

**shits pants**

**Makes stars to surround meaningless phrases**

wow. Does her ring say BM?

How much do you wanna bet those fucktards would actually try to pull off a stunt like that. I know Good Charlotte isn't relevant anymore, but do they actually have to knock these skanks up and marry them for publicity? That is just soooo sad. Oh. 5? she looks good, but I can guarantee that underneath the panties it's a total nightmare.

Does Hot Topic have a wedding registry??

The writing is like a guy who thinks he's funny because he talks like an over-the-top gay but really, he's just gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, some of my best gays are friends, they should be out and proud marys, etc).

Instead of rice, I say we all throw they're crappy fucking CDs at them.

Whoever can make this dream of a rocket launcher into this void of intelligence would be a national hero. The country's national IQ average would rival Sweden's (curse you ABBA). I'll get you the Congressional Medal of Honor. Honest.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

very true, now that Nature's Own Self-Cleaning Oven is working (AIDS).

No pics of Benj today because he is laying in the hospital with his pecker all bandaged up.........he was warned not to mess around with that petri dish between her legs but just wouldn't listen.

The cake topper will feature a blonde preying mantis, a blonde troll and two Blues Brothers knock-offs in a circle jerk.

If all else fails, Paris can go into business making her fabulous Hefty bag dresses for the masses.

the depth of her desperation is bottomless.

lol at #10

YUMMMMMMMY! Circle Jerk!

this wedding should be on pay-per-view. i would totally pay money to watch that big foot tranny mantis eat benji's head at the end of the ceremony.

Pathetic...and yet I can't muster any surprise that she would get married for publicity...something is sincerely wrong with the world.

Hey, did she get her eye fixed?

Beat me to it so I'll modify. We use Crap Charlotte CDs as part of a molotov cocktail and throw it at them. First person to set any wedding dress afire is the grand prize winner. The mixture will also use the Paris crap perfume. That shit should light up and good.

Burn the mofos down.

She wants a double wedding? More like double penetration.

Paris Herpes eats less than 1,000 calories a day to maintain her anorexic body. She must be moody a lot, suffer from hunger headaches, and basically in a haze all day. Stupid bitch, like people really want to look anorexic like her.

The pictures I want to see are from the honeymoon. I think it would be funny to see Benji and Joels dicks fall off at the same time..

#5 - Agreed, except in pic #2 she looks like she took lipstick lessons from Marilyn Manson.

@27 LOL synchonized STDs

LOL@25

#23 - Nah - Look at the last pic.......that thing is still just a wonking away.

what happened to the writing on this site?

Wow, and to think most of us shmucks did or will get married for love. Losers.

Where's your bible now, bitch?

Where's all the good deeds you were going to perform once you got out of jail?

Where's all the things you learned that was going to make you a better person?

It will always be about Paris the media-whore. A self-centered bitch if there ever was one.

Doris Duke is calling you from Hell to join her.

@5 If by "stunningly beautiful" you mean herp-tastic, then yes, I agree.

Also, Rosie Odonnell already had that haircut lie 5 yrs ago.

Her boyfriend looks like he's actually her creepy Uncle

#5. Um I too was dismayed at how in this main pic the bitche's outside is not really matching her hideous inside as per usual. Thankfully before I could think the unthinkable (which would require me to wash my brain out with soap and then beat myself with my memory erasing toaster) I happened to click on the second pic ("truth in a closeup") and was relieved to see skankface's hideous penise nosehose which is truly revolting in a dripping flesh, penisy, witchwhore type way and matches with exactitude the evil disease factory's vile and retchid penile blood lust and life mission to cover every human penis in herpi. So folks click on the second pic and all will be right with the world again.

*NOTE: When using the word "her" I really mean "heshe" since of course the thing is not female or male it's just... The HeShe Heiress!!! ( too vile for words, but never stops us from trying to describe the horror).

P.S. I must know why the wonky eye is not wonking. The eyes are the window to the soul and the wonkey eye reminds children that it's a monster. Maybe the hunchback's splooge is magical. *Squirt, squirt* hey I fixed your wonkey eye".. yup that'll make her want to marry him, even if if a donkey pissed in her eye and fixed the wonk she marry the ass, well either way she'd be marrying an ass.

someone should tell the dummy she should wait until she's asked to marry. Right now I picture Benji at home slitting his wrists after spending a whole month with someone who is not quite as smart as a truck. $5.00 says there is no marriage.......

They made a game out of “Paris the Dog Groomer” http://www.fyrebug.com/?p=5666 - too funny!

Do you know what would be better than a double wedding? A double suicide. Wait, make that a quadruple suicide. And if we were lucky, maybe a few paps would join in just for the hell of it.

#25..Janex..you rock my world! Too funny and very true.

I think it would be funny in that Madden guy dumped her diseased ass after he saw the results from her blood test...... That skank has STDs not even named yet, she is the new patient zero.

Ted. Shut the fuck and get lost fucktard. Noone comes here to read any of your drooling drivel. This is not your site and your comments are latent and bland anyway.
And for God's sake change your butt-plug.

whoa she actually looked good in the featured pic. what the hell, should have used the 2nd pic. the thing is to make her look bad not good!

hey 44. Paris no play with asian. She shove hmong up coochy for good time. Go back to wice patty, o'kray?

Oh. stop dliving on high-ray. Me no likey slow low flucker.

Now, if you said "Paris wants a double penetration" I would have believed it. For some reason, whenever someone mentions Paris's panty pelt I think of Meatwad from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". Is that wrong?

Paris Hilton is GORGEOUS!

She's lookin old

BM on her ring stands for "BANG ME", but this is the first time I've seen her looking rather fetching.

@ 5...I think stunningly beautiful is pushing it a bit too far, she looks loads better than normal, but she's I still wouldn't say beautiful...pretty, maybe.

Until, like everyone else says, you get to picture 2, then I rejoice again cause all is right with the world.

shoot me now, she looks really attractive

Does Wedding mean love?I hope she can own it as well as anyone else.InterRacialmatch.Com is a good place to make friends.Let's rock!

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

I wonder if she even knows that "BM" is commonly referred to as "bowel movement"

I love that a 'friend' leaked this stuff to the New York Post so Benji will run in the other direction.

Well played Nicole :)

What is that you say Fish...???

Paris wants a double-donging!

Hell...why doesn't she get together with her "friend" Fat-Ass Kim...I'm sure Reggie Bush and a few of his homey's from the hood will give her all the black double-donging she can handle...!!!

Just make sure you guys make a video of it though!

Hey! Check this out!!! Really worth seeing!
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Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.

she's actually HOT here. What happened?

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Paris Hilton Wants AlSilicaniAgent Hollywood BeverlyHills Agent Billionairefriends guy to Marry Her ASAP............

Paris Hilton Wants AlSilicaniAgent Hollywood BeverlyHills Agent Billionairefriends guy to Marry Her ASAP............

Thanks for the article and photo!

Oh. I know for one thing that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are best friends and cousins. About the picture: Is Paris the one who was wearing the black dress? She kinda looks Scarlett Johanssen.