Paris Hilton wants a cheetah

Where is the bikini shots?

I don't want to see her with so much on!

I am no a fan of Paris but she is wearing a cute outfit.

Gay.

She's dumb but most really are jelaous of her and she knows it. I wish I had as much money as her to buy such cute outfits!

Paris looks OK in these pics (mostly because she is not slobbering on that Douchebag she is currently sharing her gonorrhea with) but she would look so much better if she had the point shaved off her beak and perhaps a couple of stints to permanently open up that wonk eye..... or she would look better if she took another face dive into the concrete like she did last week......That was some seriously funny shit.

her feet look amazingly big on the 3rd pic. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

We shouldn't take any chances. We should buy the cheetah for her, and surprise her by leaving it in her bedroom. You know, on some night when she's really tied one on. I really hope it won't run away from her. Did I mention the Cheetah needs to be damn near starved.

Maybe she'll carry that son-of-a-bitch around on her shoulder like that little kinkajou. She'll reach up to pet it and it will snap her fucking head off. Then the animal should be awarded the Medal of Honor for defeating the enemy and laying down it own life due to a slow death from every infection it picked up by chomping on her.

Oh no, that is NOT cute. Who wears tights with open toe shoes? Even Paris should have the brain capacity to know better then that.

If the weather is cold then wearing tights with peep toes works for me! It is near impossible to find cute closed toe shoes.

And what fucking plebian loser only buys ONE cheetah... all the high rollers have 2, 3, 8, emaciated, ravenously starving, er... I mean, wealth-affirmingly excited cheetahs!

Buy on, female chum!

I hope she buys one and it tears her face off.

Paris should invite Spencer & Heidi over to meet her new pet. They could give eachother ground beef facials.
Spencer goes first!

If Veruca Salt wants a cheetah, Veruca Salt gets a cheetah.

I wonder if this is how slavery got started. How much is that?

Yeah like this skanky slut needs a bigger pussy

I love this whore.

First two thoughts when I read the headline:

1) Maybe she can buy it from Michael Jackson's personal zoo and help him out financially --- that would be a nice humanitarian gesture such as she spoke of in jail; and

2) Upon receiving the beast, it will eat her. Then the world will know a measure of peace.

You know the old saying: "If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it." Paris must be having financial problems.

The cheetah would work with a cat-nip woven dress Paris.
And maybe that purse you have in the pic.

@ 10 - I'm with ya, Danni, those shoes look horrible.

@ 16 and 17 - ROFL!!!

so she wants a damn cheetah, but where are her precious little rats (dogs) as she tours the globe with that boyfriend of hers? this bitch has no clue as to what responsibility is.

I don't know if a cheetah would be up to the job. The job being the mauling and ( hopefully while she is still alive) eating of this vile beast. Maybe some clear eyed visionary in africa could switch the cheetah with a leopard or lion or even a pack of hyenas.

Also, I don't think she needs to hang any beef around her neck, the rotting beef sandwich between her legs should work just fine.

come on people, we should be supporting this. here are some other animals we need to give her immediately:
*blue ringed octopus
*black mamba
*eastern diamondback rattlesnake
*platypus
*komodo dragon
*poison dart frog

let me know if you think of anything else....

How about 5,000 Botflies? They'd eat her from the inside out.

She looks 45 years old in these pics with that hairstyle. Next up- Paris in MOM Jeans.

and you know what else would be super hot, if she put a scorpion down her pants, like hillary, or several. thats so sexy

since when does penis hurts care about prices? "if you have to ask, you can't afford it." oh no, paris is broke!

Three people I wish would go away:

1. George Bush
2. Bill O'Reily
3. Paris Hilton

Why is she famous????????????? She lies when it suits her, she's ignorant, a user, a racist, an opportunist... Shouldn't people like this be put to shame instead of hailed as somebody to look up to?

She looks like Meryl Streep...and by Meryl streep I mean old.

"Wow Paris! You look great for a 50 year old!"

Dear Jeebus,
I try not to ask for much, but I feel like this is maybe THE BIG ONE. Could you please find it in your heart to allow Paris to get the cheetah? And then could you please have the cheetah eat part of her face, but NOT kill her? And then could you please have the cheetah force himself on her and then maybe the cheetah could defecate on her when he was done or just urinate on her if his bowels were already empty? I don't want to ask for too much, so if you could just have the cheetah eat part of her face, that would be fantastic. The scat and urine would be fantastic, but I can live with one or the other if you are busy or neither if you are really busy, but if there is any way possible, I would really like the 'Paris gets a cheetah and it eats her face off' thing to happen.

Thanks,
All of Humanity

P.S. Also if the cheetah could space dock her after having his way with her, that would be nice. Thanks, love ya!

I watched an E show about her and it said that she's such an animal lover and that she wanted to become a veterinarian when she was little. Then why in the blue hell does she go through animals like handbags? And she even has been photographed buying dogs from pet shops (AKA Puppy mills!) which has got to be the most disgusting thing ever. Yeah...animal lover...my ass!

And I want a toilet made of solid gold but it's just not in the cards now is it?

She was hot when she was younger but the older she gets the uglier and older she looks. I LOVE that she's not aging gracefully in the slightest and she's looking more and more like her old bat mom and meryl streep. I've never seen a "classy" whore before because its a contradiction, either your classy, or your a whore. But a classy whore? It just doesn't work. That ding-bat needs to ask herself is she a fuckin restaurant or a grocery store but you cant have both!

wats with the fugly haircut?
looks better on POSH

if she looks this plastic now, how the hell is she gonna look when she's forty? i mean, i always thought people with money are able to fix the flaws of nature. perhaps she tried to fix too much.

Sth in her face reminds me of George Hamilton...

Yay Cheetah!

Is she still going to prance around as if nothing's wrong after that left eye wonks completely shut? Or will she design eye patches?

You go right ahead and buy that Cheetah, Paris. While you're at it, I have a powdery white substance I want to sell you. It does wonders for the skin.

maybe the cheetah she buys will be trained to kill all sluts within a 20 feet range

LOL, love your take on things.

Wow she's getting uglier by the day.

Dear Paris,
Instead of buying a cheetah, please buy yourself an ass.
Thanksbye

What a dumb fucking bitch she is..

ooks like mini mouse with those shoes

She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty and sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？Dose she really has a new baby?