Apr 9 2008Paris Hilton can write

Paris is sexy so much! I have been trying to find such woman on ____BigBlackConnect.com___ for months. Hope it works on me.

In the second picture, she looks like she sees one of her exes, but really that could describe just about anyone in the room.

Fish, you may need to make a video and try to get on her show.

The older this stank bitch gets the knobblier looking she gets. Look at her fucking legs. The jacket AND dress looks like they weigh more than SHE does.

i've done my civic duty - went to the parisbff site and voted for 4 of the douchiest applicants.

"the shoes are there top seller there"

I beg to differ that Paris Hilton can write.

Meh..not enough exclamation points. I don't think she's being sincere.

"I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real!"

Sweet! Canada, you guys should invite her up for a "festival" where she dresses up like a baby seal and rolls around on the ice. While being clubbed to death of course.

Seems to me if she has her own shoe line, she would invent a style that could hide her hideous feet.

How much do you have to fucking loathe your ears to go watch a Good Charlotte show, let alone a bunch of them?

I'd pull a Van Gogh first.

Those pontoons on the end of her legs will haunt my nightmares...

She is so fuckin' ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her leg looks like it was made fom parts of a Camel and a 60 year old tranny.
I bet I can fit both my feet in her shoe.

Look at the size of her fucking foot in the banner pic!!! Its like an optical illusion, only its not because her feet are really that big. No wonder her shoes were a "huge success".

I think it would just be absolutely tits if Nichole Richie would swallow a little pride and submit her profile to Paris’s new show. Everyone would vote for her because I mean they have been BFF since……well forever. We all know that they are soul-mates. I mean they have everything in common. They are both being butt-fucked by those adorable Madden boys. Just because they had a little rift come between them over that other show they did shouldn’t mean that they can’t make nice and once again rule the runways of Hollywood arm in arm. Bless them both!

she really ought to design some 'knee-ware'.

"I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real!"

Translation: "Wow!! Valtrex is much less expensive here!"

Benji needs to run for the hills fast, just like all the others! She is so desparate to have what Nichole Richie has that she'll use up anyone for all the wrong reasons.

People, Paris didn't write that herself. I bet her publicist wrote it for her to try to convice everyone that Paris really isn't the stupid ho we all know she is. Seriously, that thing reads like a press release.

Tom

Is it me? Her feet look huge. Her feet look borrowed from another body. Weird.

shut up!

fuck her sideways!

"Think of how stupid the average person is and know that half the people are even stupidier" ijust wonder how close to average is she...

Let's see...vapid...ugly...shallow. Yup - she's yer "Triple Threat".

Has anyone actually gone onto her sick ass web site? I think I am going to hurl up a lung!!!!!! It is unbelievable. The web page information would have you believing she is Mother Teresa!
There is actually one section that explains why she is a good roll model for young girls...
HONESTLY!!!
"Yes, Paris Hilton is a role model for many young girls and for many adults as well. A lot of parents come up to Paris and thank her because she inspires their daughters to become a model like her."
All of this yackity yak right next to a picture of her hugging a little girl.

If you want to be disgusted, annoyed, or possibly have a helluva laugh, fire up a fatty and go to this web site:
www.ParisHiltonSite.net
BLECH!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!

Click on the glossary link of www.ParisHiltonSite.net

She has a fucking glossary explaining the difference of haters, semi-haters, hard core haters, and evil jealous bithches.
Yeah, you cunt! You are a good role model for little girls.

I guess that makes me a hard core hating evil un-jealous bitch!

Define THAT you HAG!!!!!

Why does she feel the need to use double exclamation marks in nearly every sentence?
Kinda makes me think that she's not very sincere about what she's saying.

aaa!!!! her knees are hideous!!!

Where do I even start? Most of you people need mental help because the things you say are too stupid to be believable! By the way, I love Paris Hilton, so if you don't like it, then you can kiss my ass or get the hell out! Your choice. It's one thing to hate Paris, as I see most of you do. But, to degrade her and call her names is over the line. What if you like celebrities that I hate and just because I hate them, then I start calling them names. I KNOW you'd be pissed off if I did that to them. So, STOP doing this to Paris!

#28 YO-----

Ya jackass. We HATE every celebrity on this site, so call any celebrity any name you want to. We don't care! Paris Hilton is a stupid fucking cunt.

I just wanted to say that I did not read the caption and anything about Paris I will not read.

David, boo fucking boo. Aren't you late for the short school bus?

paris hilton is a racist, elitist, dog killing, herpes infested whore! (just for you David)

Okay, anyone else think she looks like an ostrich?

That disgusting leg and foot! THE HUMANITY!!

Geez...you'd think with all this travelling Ms. BIG FOOT does...that sometime someplace a plane she was on would crash! And that being a Private Jet...we wouldn't want any intelligent fellow humans to crash and burn with her now would we...??? Can those CLOWN feet grow any BIGGER...???

David...

There aren't enough words or time to explain why Hilton is so justly disrespected. To twist ridicule and disrespect into "hatred" is what's really crossing the line, which you have done. Get a life; read a book; find a more worthwhile role model, because Hilton is the most manipulative, self-absorbed phony out there. It's what 90% of Americans believe, and rightfully so. She has nobody to blame for this reputation but herself.

You call this writing? This mindless, patronizing drivel seems to be targeted to naive teenagers. I mean, seriously!

Give her credit for recycling those terrible Bob Mackie knockoffs.

I don't know who's dumber, Paris Hilton or the person who thinks she actually wrote that blog.

THE PHRASE "THATS HOT" WAS A POPULAR PHRASE IN THE 50'S AND EARLY 60'S. I REMEMBER IT WELL BECAUSE I WAS VERY YOUNG AT THEV TIME.

...she can use those massive arks she doubles for shoes and ship cubans to miami...gawd she's fugly!!...

#28 David, Paris is not reading this site nor reading your post. You will never get to fuck her when you grow up, or, if you're gay, you will not become her BFF and shopping buddy. Get a fucking grip and get a pet - a hamster will love you no matter what crap you spout. Especially if you buy him one of those little wheelie things.

...jesus david...why don't you sit in time-out...and no sponge bob for you tonight...

Good grief, it's Bigbird.

Stupid snobby useless cunt.

She didn't write that. Some pimply faced, obese 20 year old with a far-away look in her eyes from Paris' "fan club" does it for free just so that she can go home alone at night secure in the knowledge that she once shook hands with one of Paris' shoes.

that slit isn't supposed to be there, her knee sliced through her dress

Here's some DRAMA for ya MAMA!!!!
http://www.fakebuddy.com

David? I don't care enough about celebrities to care what people call them. I have a life. I pick fun of celebrities because, unbeknownst to them, that is their supreme purpose in life. No. Not the movies they make (which are mostly shit by the way, ex. George Clooney), or because they are supposed to be awsome. It is the price they pay for their fame. They make a big profit off of it, too (free publicity). Paris would have disappeared into the wood work a long time ago if she wasn't such a hate-able cunt. It's fun to pick them apart as I sit in my cubicle, wasting away most of my life.

David. I really don't know why you care so much. It's not like Paris is a gay icon, or anything resembling one. Not only that, she laughs at people like you, who defend people they don't even know.

'What if you like celebrities that I hate and just because I hate them, then I start calling them names. I KNOW you'd be pissed off if I did that to them.'

****** ****** ****** ******
This has got to be a joke, right?

She used the wrong context of the word "There". It should have been "their", moron.

her knee looks like an elbow. the next thing she eats should be covered in gravy.

Good Charlotte still makes music AND goes on tour?
Wtf?

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site intimatemingle.c om, a place for rich men to seek
extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

Is it just me...or does she have incredibly HUGE feet?

God her fucking feet gross the shit out of me.

1. Christ, David, get out of your Parent's basement.

2. David, it's O.K. to be gay.

3. That mix CD you burned for Pairs. Well, one of her assistant's threw it away, only after laughing uncrontrollably at your "music" selections.

4. Paris thinks you are pathetic, and laughs at all of your fan letters.

Glad to be of help, David.

Paris writes 'thank you for all your love and support! Does she really think that someone out there loves and supports her?

number 20--"the shoes are THERE top seller". I think that is "they're" not "there".....one dumb ass publicist......

Her face is weird. It's oddly rectangular looking. She's not hot. Too skinny and damn, what is up with them knees yo!?

#53 Size 11 - she has to fight with transvestites for her size. Looks like she's joining their team with that glamour leg shot.

good charlotte sucks dick.
so does perez.
people like both for some odd reason.
I'm waiting the day that both disappear of the radio and the internet.

oh, I also just visited her gay 'tribute site'
watched part of a crappy vid. the first one was completely pointless. The second one ALSO was pointless, because I had to giggle at the fact that it is her music playing in the background.

Perez's singing sucks dick. >_<

The guy on the right is showing us Blue Steel...or is that Le Tigre? I get them confused.

#28: Paris is a moron. She has no talent, she is ugly, her brain could be auctioned for over a billion dollars because it has never been used, and the only reason why she's so famous is that on top of that she's a rich whore.
Conclusion: why do I even keep talking about her? She is useless thus forgettable.

Can she read too?
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#57: Actually, "THEIR" is the proper homonym. If you're going to snarkily correct someone, better make sure your information is correct.

her legs look so horrible. she has horrible legs. her knees look like an anorexics, all nobley and without any form apart from that patella.

Good Charlotte SUCK ASS!!!!!

POPULAR MUSIC TODAY IS AS BAD AS PARIS'S PERSONALITY!!!!

WE DESERVE BETTER THAN FUCKING GOOD CHARLOTTE!!

Fuck - look at that knee! It's fucking hideous. Sick bitch.

paris likes to keep that bitch corey on the show because paris is just like her..sheis probably gonna be her bff. yes she is a sneaky, lying, snake in the grass...and she maybe pretty but shes a monster under that skin..she cant even cry shes so monsterous., just look at her when she tries to cry shes like trying to squeeze tears out her tearducts..lol wat a fake! i think she shouldve been kicked off rather than shelly...ok! so she egged a car..and u cant cross her line but thats with anyone y keep someone thats going to sleep withh your ex and your boyfrien and your friends bofrien..COME ON!!!! ITS CLEAR THAT SHES THE TYPE OF FRIEND THAT PARIS WANTS.............

paris likes to keep that bitch corey on the show because paris is just like her..sheis probably gonna be her bff. yes she is a sneaky, lying, snake in the grass...and she maybe pretty but shes a monster under that skin..she cant even cry shes so monsterous., just look at her when she tries to cry shes like trying to squeeze tears out her tearducts..lol wat a fake! i think she shouldve been kicked off rather than shelly...ok! so she egged a car..and u cant cross her line but thats with anyone y keep someone thats going to sleep withh your ex and your boyfrien and your friends bofrien..COME ON!!!! ITS CLEAR THAT SHES THE TYPE OF FRIEND THAT PARIS WANTS.............