Apr 23 2008Paris Hilton banned from Russian hotel

First!!....................Yer all jealous

Nice nipples.

Second too ? your all losers eat my dust..

She made that dress from a pair of Kim Kardashian's panties.

C U M

D U M P S T E R

wawawa eeewewww fafafeefeelololo

keekee totateeetee

SHEEE SHI SHO!!!!!!

Stupid, dumbass, loser, scumbag bitch.

Bwahaha omg she's full of herself.

#4

lol! Good one! You get 10 points lol!

I hate Kim Kadaskank and I hate Paris Herpes because they are self absorbed worthless no talent media whores!

Commie maggots!

LOL WHAT AN IDIOT.

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I want a ice-cold Olde E!!!!!! Thanks a lot fish! I still have 3 more hours at work!! Thank the alps for my small pocket sized flask!! I WIN!!

Interesting that she vandalized a Hyatt hotel and not a Hilton....

Hmmmmm

She actually looks pretty good in this picture.

This website has become soooooo boring. Missing the old times when I would crack up by reading the posts....

she looks hot in that pic... from the neck down of course.

Was it 9000 dollars or 9000 Rubles? 9000 Rubles is worth somewhere around $400 USD. That seems a little more reasonable to clean a wall and fumigate the linens.

Why wasn't she shot instead?

Bet she made more for that shoot than the bill for the graffitti cost her. Plus, she got more celebutard pub. The bitch laughs all the way to the bank every day. I just can;t wait til her trip to the bank is stopped short by her head coming off her drug infested body.

Notice how no comments are made saying she is hot like Kim Kardaskank. This is because the fat chicks post positive comments about Kim Kardaskank ha! ha!

Great stuff. Now, this is a MINISCULE step in the right direction, now lets come together and finally get this bitch banned from EARTH. I truly believe that the world peace could be reached on the hatred of Paris Hilton, I mean can't we stop all just get along and admit we all HATE Paris Hilton.

This bitch is the gorgeousy cryptonite.

@17 have you even looked at a Hyatt? In MOSCOW?? the most expensive place to live in the world.
Should have fined the brainless bitch for much more.

Actually, #20, it's confused hairyass-obsessed fat men with belly button penis' that like Kim. Most girls know a qypsy whore when we see them.... it's just too bad we don't know a belly button sized penis UNTIL we see them and it's too late.

*that world peace

*we all just get along

For a second time she looks GORGEOUS. I'm not so juvenile that I can't acknowledge it when a hated celeb is looking fabulous. Whatever she's doing, it's working.

She should have stayed at the Hilton....

have paris and her mom kathy ever done an interracial video together? that would be so awesome!!!

I love a hairy ass on a woman. But she better be 47 or older and have pee on her panties.

#25 now you KNOW I would NEVER say that.

#26, that's what I was going to say

Hey ROCKS!!!! I know who you are and I have a cold one waiting for you..

Hilton, Moscow:

"This hotel will be joining the Hilton Family soon and is scheduled to open May 2008"

#22 - Right you are.....The Hyatt in Moscow starts at $1,000 (USD) a night. I thought it said she was staying at the Howard Johnsons in Kursk.

She should be banned from her inheritance for staying at a Hyatt. Aren't there any Hilton Hotels in Moscow that she could trash?

Im sorry FRIST!!!
I would have gladly traded you that one for some more "ass to mouth"
thoughts like the other day.
You are my hero.
Just yummy.....

She looks really good here.

#33 ???? I wasn't on the other day. And why do you like ATM so much??

Wait. Why am I talking to a dead person? I need to finish my lunch.

Ah....lunch. The perfect break between morning and drunk..

Is she really 27? Wow. Careful, Paris. That wall's coming up fast around the corner.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

- Paris Hilton

Just damn.
I thought this was you, must have been one of your lucious trolls.
No fixation with ATM here, just enjoyed the humor in "tell it like it is".

15. FRIST!!! - April 21, 2008 12:26 PM
She should be happy with all the attention she already got, considering what she did to earn it. I've gone ass to mouth probably 50 times and nobody's signed up to do PR, and I've got pictures and videos and everything.

Wow, even she doesn't stay in a Hilton.

Paris Herpes has an ugly figure because she is underweight and Kim Kardaskank has a bad figure because she is overweight. But they both got famous for being self absorbed skanks.

Where's Stalin when you need him?

and #30

Hilton, Paris:
This ho joined the Hilton family in 1981. Her legs opened on schedule in 1993.

Ostrich neck, gigantic feet, skinny anorexic arms, bony shoulders. Oh yeah she looks awesome.

#39 HA!!!!! That actually was pretty funny..

How are you doing FRIST??

How dare the Russians ban Paris from a hotel. Paris Hilton is as close to American royality as there is. They should be ashamed. If she wrote on a wall, all they had to do is ask her to clean it and I'm sure she would have. Perhaps they did ask and she didn't understand because they spoke in Russian and not English. Maybe this is all just a big misunderstanding.

That's not the complete story. The Hyatt was gracious enough to put Veruca up in another Russian facility..

Paris Gulag 2008!!

So beautiful...

Hi Jimbo, I'm good, I got flowers for Secretary Day!!!

Now I'm bored..

Tomorrow is bring your bratty kid to work day. Are you going to bring yours and show her how mommy surfers the net? I am bringing mine.

We don't have that here Jimbo, but if we did, I'd make her do my filing. I am behind.. HEY, THE INTERNET HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!

"how mommy surfers the net"???

I always knew Frist is into gang bangs, but with surfers? Must be a mellow, laid-back kind of 3-hole love.

How does her tits fall so low as thin as she is? And, what, 28? Her "fun bags" are going to look like marshmallows that were left on the dashboard in August in Yuma, AZ by the time she is 33.

lol 42. ;)

I agree with FRIST!!! - lately Paris has become a total hottie again. I'd hit that in a heartbeat.

I don't care what anybody says, I think Paris Hiltion is very attractive and I know I am not alone. Save your fucking tranny jokes, I don't give a shit what you think about it. I just thought I would inject some fucking reality into this mountain of bullshit. You people are goofy if you think she has any STDs. Her family could bankroll next generation treatments unknown to the public for any of that shit to make her cleaner than all of us lol....

Only homosexuals and fat girls don't like her. Come to any college campus and ask the guys if they would do her. Dumbasses.

#53 Woodhorse is a fucking idiot too. Her tits aren't sagging, she doesn't have a bra on. Those are perky. I know you have never seen a pair live and in color, so drop the bullshit act ike you know what a pair of tits should look like on a lean female.

They should of put her boney diseased ass in a Russian prison, forever.

what a freakin moron

#57 Maybe like Natalie Portman in Closer? How about Evan Rachel Wood in Across the Universe?

Paris Hilton looks like she could dangle a cigarette from her mouth and demand the late rent fees from Woody Harrelson/Munson.

InternetToughGuy is probably a frat boy. Those douchebags find anything hot.
How small does your penis have to be to call yourself an 'Internet Tough Guy'? LMFAO.

If my last name was Hilton i'd write "Hyatts are shit" all over the walls and act like I didn't do it.

Asian model say say Paris feed world with moist pushy hole can make rice paddy. Need volunteer to pick rice from Paris pushy pushy hole on hmungpickyriceordiefromherpie.com. Herpie bad and tly to makey no ricey feed world from Paris pushy,gapping hole.

NIPS!

You mean she wasn't sent to a Siberian labor camp too???? Jeez, all this Peristroika bullshit turned the Russians into great big pussies!

Don't know for sure if InternetToughGuy is in fact a frat boy, but he does come off as some sort of short-dick pansy. If he is a frat boy, he must be the one at the frat that the other guys test out all their depraived homo-like hazing games on before they subject the pledges to them.

Pledge Master: "So you like having that paddle stuck in your asshole, huh boy?"

ITG: "Yes thank you sir may I have another!!!!"

has anyone noticed that her shadow in this picture looks like a pregnant dinosaur?

Hilton is now under renovation in Moscow. Paris also actually ruined a party she was invited to sing at. Poor creature was TOO DRUNK TO SING so she acted as a DJ.

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Hilton is now under renovation in Moscow. Paris also actually ruined a party she was invited to sing at. Poor creature was TOO DRUNK TO SING so she acted as a DJ.

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she's dumb in a way that she's cute.

Don't hotels have a "paris" list of unaccepable clients And how much you want to bet the suite was comped in the first place?

I'm so glad she chose to not ruin the sweeping lines of that beautiful sundress with any unnecessary obstructions, like a set of tits.

#56 your right people without STD's take valtrex for fun all the time. Fucking moron.

She did so because she is happly... Women in love are usually like this! Many people say she is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the rich gathering.

Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole's information:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

Call the prick on the phone.

#57

Underweight chicks like Paris Herpes are a turn off for me and they always have serious issues about eating. They are always moody because they suffer from hunger headaches. Paris Herpes lacks good character and is not very bright. Overweight chicks like Kim Kardaskank are a turn off to me because they eat too much and it shows. Kim also lacks good character and i not very bright. I'm very athletic, maintain my weight, and smart. I appreciate a nice looking lady who is smart, exercises, and maintains her weight.

Hmm...they'll probably let her back in.
They love that Paris.
Everyone does.

Damn, look at the style on her! Woooo!

Yeah all the ignorant low class people love Paris.

Too bad it was not the Russia of old...the KGB would have did us all a favor whisked her trashy spoiled white ass away in the middle of the night and she would never have been heard from again.....after days of raping her with their big hairy Russian Salami poles...she then would have been sent to work in the Ural Mountains for the rest of her sad pathetic life.

Darn...this is the first time I wish Communist Russia was still with us!

lol!

Good one Ted!