Apr 7 2008Pamela Anderson jumps on reality bandwagon

What a beautiful smile Pam still has, even after all the hardships she's been through during the course of her illuminated career. This show will show a side of her the public rarely gets to see and by the end, they'll be a lot more folks in the world that will know what a great person she is and has become.

Randal

Does anyone else see the irony of a cunt with plastic tits and collagen lips doing a "reality" show?

Oh please....

"Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,"

with cunning stunts?

PA : Hello wardrobe ? Got anything "artistically rich and visually stunning" for my new reality series in a 'grey trailer'? Backed underneath perhaps by a white Lagerfeld wife-beater ?
Wardrobe guy : Why yes !

Great......Randy Barbato: the same fucking mastermind that brought us "Tori & Dean, Inn Love". Why doesn't this dumbfuck give Randal his (?) own reality show. Probably be a whole lot more entertaining than Pam Anderson.

I think the person she became is the girl who's vaj gets more traffic than Grand Central Station. With the same amount of disease.

And if her show has fewer hot chicks than Baywatch or VIP, why watch?

I really am surprised that she had the good sense to attend her son's ball game in something other than the Superwhore outfits she wears everywhere else.

Good on you, Ms. Anderson

Check out the sissy wearing the mit in the 5th pic.

Hot dogs? Uhmm, I thought she was a vegetarian and the Queen of Peta.

Her sweathshirt has a tramp stamp. Honestly that's just smart whoring, it looks cold out.. Her Canadian upbringing taught her to wear layers to keep warm. She still cleverly manages to put forth a skanky image. Respect.

jen you genius. its fuckin LA its tofu.

I used to get hand cramps from Pamela, and I suppose she's still "really hot...for her age" but I certainly didn't need to see those last few pics where she's ripping one in the stands. I mean, sure, when I'm in public but outdoors like that I take advantage of the prevailing westerlies as much as anybody, especially if I'm required to be indoors with civilized folk after the game, but Pam's hep-farts are a different matter entirely. We just don't need to know.

"The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today's most iconic superstars"

So who's starring in it, and why is it named "Pamela"?

Hef smiled wanly at Pam's strip tease. But everybody knew he wouldn't reach his full 3 inches until the "every man's fantasy" Olson twins stripped for him. Alas, they had declined the invitation. Well-wishers arranged a slide show of some really hot embryos, and for a moment the old man interrupted his continuous stream of rusty farts, but it just wasn't the same. Soon, the smell of urine became pervasive and everyone smiled gamely when it was announced that it was time for some birthday "bedroom antics." All knew that an era had ended when whispers circulated that Hef had attempted to blow out the pictures of candles on his special birthday diapers. Except for the male black celebs trying to hit on the waitstaff, the crowd dispersed quickly.

Wait, isnt that the very definition of an oxymoron?

Pamela Anderson and the word reality are incompatible. Tell me please antyhing about her that is REAL?

pfffft...PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB...PBRRRRBRBRBRB....squirt...squirt...PLOBPLOBPLBOPPLBO!!! FARRRT!!!...pfft...

(wipe)
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PLOP...pfffft...bloop...bloop...bleep...

PTHPTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!

So.

I hope the reality show focuses on her outstanding work with PETA and shows actual PETA videos.

The PETA videos grossed me out after seeing chickens, turkeys, cows, and pigs being treated inhumanely throughout their entire life and while being slaughtered for human consumption.

I realize they are animals but they should at least have a humane and natural life before getting slaughtered for human consumption.

The smell of bacon no longer delights me.

Pork chops no longer excites me.

Meat tastes like murder. And murder tastes GREAT!!!

Murder preceded by torture is a delicacy.

god damn, white people are ugly

and no i'm not black

Oh lord, what a sell out. When will these "reality" shows just die away already???! And is she really munching on a hotdog; I thought she was vegan? Maybe its a tofu dog. Some of those are damn tasty and taste as good as the real thing (although some taste awful). The Morning Star grillers prime burgers are delicious too, I bet you could take a die hard carnivorous man and trick him into eating one and he would never know the difference.

@21 god damn, stupid people are ugly

and no I'm not white

I wish my goat had tits that big.

@19 cut it out, youre making me hungry... I shall prepare a veal cutlet in your honor.

I saw you, LJV, you minx.

Don't let them suck you in girl, you still have a chance to get out. Run!!! Motherfucking run!!!

Wait, actually... we should totally hang soon... I'll call ya. <3

A few years ago, she was in the online tabloids virtually every minute

Now since turning 40 - it is as if no one cares

Ironically, Britney is losing some of her lust also

This type of extreme fame only happens to a very very very few

Can anyone guess who will be the next super tabloid queen??????

#27

The media will let us know.

#22

Yes I agree the Morning Star burgers are delicious. The Morning Star nuggets and chix patties are delicioius too.

Light chocolate silk soy milk is delicious too.

shes getting old but damn her ass looks pretty tight in last two pics...def would hit dat!

@25

After you die; you will come back as veal. Too bad you will never grow up to be an adult. Hopefully by then; humanity will be humane to all animals.

#19

"The smell of bacon no longer delights me."

Kill.yourself.now

Ha. Nice try. My girl said, "What the fuck is this about fish and bacon and gay porno? You are hanging out in an S&M chatroom?"

PS= LJV stands for....

Something important.

@32 my sentiments exactly.

Here is how I deal with "Meat is Murder" slaughterhouse PETA videos.

I DON'T FUCKING WATCH THEM

And that is what allows me to enjoy chicken n ribs for years to come.

Or unimportant.

(Cue giant hand from sky to smack me)

HAS ANYONE NOTICED HER BIG BOOB REDUCTION?!!!

I thought she was vegetarian...kinda hypocritical.

she was said to join the Internet dating recebtly. many fans noticed her profile on celebs club‘S earching M illionaire.c o m'.she used her real photo. so funny.

She's Fugly...looks like my ass.

#39
She was eating a tofu hotdog.

#35
I was the same way too, but I'm glad I finally watched the PETA videos. I'm sure not ingesting all those hormones and pesticides by not eating meat can only benefit me. It was disgusting watching the chickens live in their own filth and feces. Some had been injected with hormones that it made them very big and they could not walk. I could go on and on about the chickens, cows, and pigs, but you get the idea. I am totally turned off by meat now. If I ever went back to meat, it would have to be free range because at least they live in a natural and humane environment. But the site and smell of meat does nothing for me.

" 31. Karma - April 7, 2008 6:57 PM

@25

After you die; you will come back as veal. Too bad you will never grow up to be an adult. Hopefully by then; humanity will be humane to all animals."

Karma...reincarnation...well, why not just invoke the Easter Bunny? These concepts are for weak-minded people who have given up on their lives and hope for a better life in the "hereafter" - or, more often, that their perceived enemies will suffer in the hereafter.

Hard truth: your life is what is is, one life. It's all you get. When you die, you die, that's it. If you like how animals taste, then kill 'em and grill 'em, because this life is all you get.

Alcia at #15, you are a delight. I'm still laughing.

Hey man, karma and reincarnation might not be real, but the Easter Bunny is TOTALLY FUCKING REAL. You should bow down to a bunny today.

It's sad how these women dye their hair blonde and spend money on obviously big fake cans to make up for their low self esteem. Sadder still when these blondes start getting older and realize that because they've spent their entire lives focused on their looks, they have nothing to offer when their looks fade.

Pam didn't fade as she got older; she crashed!! Like slamming a Ferrari into a brick wall. Yikes! Looks as hideous as VM.

Pam always big here in Chung King Mansions.(Kowloon 16th floor) We watch show. Forget Borat 'Hunny-Bun'. You and Jackie Chan Make good couple. Could make 'Bruce Lee type' movie with Jackie Chan as 'Judo Jack'.
And in other news - Mr BinkWad would like to report he and Cliff Notes finally got to make a dribble on HuffingtonPost - str8in' out Bill Moyers on his latest thread.
Apparently no more ban there. Either freedom is finally here or Errianna's 'thought police' are on coffee - comment - a - way.
Cliff Notes : Knee, maybe even Erriannna thought the Mark Penn story was a bit much.

She looks like she has lived very hard. And now she's paying for it. Time has been very unkind to her.

#19 Dear PETA Lover,

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK! Ok, all jokes aside, bla bla very sad, bla bla poor animals. Yeah I watched those videos too, yes i cried those very same tears, yes I was vegan for over two years.....BUT FUCK IT AND FUCK YOU TOO SWEET SINNING JESUS I love steamies.

(The montreal hot dogs, not the poops >.<)

-Wenis. I mean, Loki.

p.s. Just look at Pammymcslamminhertittiesonthecoffeetable-son, thats what vegetarianism doooos to you.

49,
I think you're a bit tough. How old is she? She looks good by anyone's standards. She also seems like a nice woman. I think the deflated tits were a good plan on her part. Fake tits are the all-time bad plan. Kansas NCAA basketball champs, Iowa NCAA wrestling champs. The midwest is living large.

Yikes - Steve Colbert just had Jesse Ventura on his show...
(Oh. Just kidding about the too many Doritos thing Steve's writers. It was something my writers came up with at the last minute. I said - 'well ok' - The Revolution hasn't started yet - so I'm off to tennis type thing)
Cliff Notes : YIKES - 9/11 was an inside job and everyone with half a brain knows !!!!!!
Binky : Settle down Cliff. Although sometimes you have to 'read between the lines' as they say in the industry.

Binky,

It WAS an inside job.

I believe you.

Good - what do we do now ?
Any ideas ?

No, I can't say that I have any. I've been thinking..

No, I don't know, I just don't. Do you have any ideas?

Overthrow is the only answer amigos.

You guys are nuts, Pammy looks great for a 40-something with 2.5 kids. She's Canadian, originally at least, so she's actually got a nice personalty. And those PETA radicals can go fuck themselves. They play on the emotions of weak woman - they think animals should have equal rights with people, you damn numb-skulls! Get real...

Not right now. But I'll try to come up with something.
I guess the first thing is to reach out to others who don't know.
To be honest - I'm crappy at that.
For now - the more the merrier. We're not going away.

I don't know if I can be much help. I'm not a very violent person, just a spaced out musician, really. I don't know anything about politics, but I've been in one of the twin towers before it collapased. I saw the trading floor, the stock exchange hustling. They had UN meetings in another room. The speaker would speak in whatever language and there were many headphones across the room, one for each chair, where the speech was translated into all the different languages in real time. I picked up headphone after headphone, listening to all the different languages.

It was sad to think of that going. It was a good memory.

Ted - I thought we'd lost ya.
Cheers. I think you're probably right.
I saw Canada's so called Defense Minister on TV tonight saying Canadians should be in Afganistan because of 9/11 attacks and all I thought was this Peter MacKay should hang. ASAP.
In Canada we need to bring back the death sentence for these fascists.

FACT: There are about 33 million people in all of Canada.

FACT: There are 28 million people in a 100-mile radius around Times Square, New York. So, essentially, New Jersey can kick Canada's ass in a fight (just saying).

So Ned - What your point exactly ?
How many people in China ?
Inside job ? Problems with Free Fall collapse speed through undamaged structure ?
Stand down of NORAD ? Building 7 that type of thing ?
Comments ?

Go 4 it Ned !

Oh come on Uncle Ned. Don't leave me here talking with 'I Think # 75 is Shep'
In China we call him 'One - Act Joe'
Cliff Notes : You a bit racist there Knee ? How's it going in Tibet ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : No comment....(but 9/11 was an inside job)

Look Knee -just because I seem to be a little 'out of place' on this thread - it doesn't mean I can't contribute to today's Society.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh. I just thought you may have 'checked out ' a few threads ago.
I Think # 75 is Shep : I think you're rather judgmental Knee.We're all brothers and sisters. I have as much a right to be here as Cliff Notes. What's he ? A series of books.
Cliff Notes : I think #75 is Shep - if you're a female - blow me.

fuck this old loser cunt pamala anderson

no fucking way i'm watching that bullshit little old lady on a tv show

and tommy lee is the most annoying stupid mother fucker ever on television

you have to be a fuckin dip shit loser faggot moron to watch this show

Good point # 66.
Look guys/gals - I'm going to bed, but if you see,like, a #74 a bit later.
Feel free to put up a 'Shep' comment at #75 to make me feel a bit more welcome.
( Oh, by the way, personally we never enter any political discussions)

She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?

Oh. Oh. We're still not at #74 even.
What's that they say about humor and timing ?
I'm out of here.

what what, in the butt!

@#70

South Park! That episode was hilarious! I love Butters.

She shoudl be the next Ms Hulkster Hogan..........

#57

Some people are more sensitive to people and animals than others.

I simply cannot enjoy eating meat knowing that the animals lived inhumane, unnatural, and tortured lives from the day they were born until being slaughtered for human consumption. It can't be a good thing to ingest meat that has hormones and pesticides in them too.

I do not try to promote vegetarianism to anyone. If a person is curious about why I am vegetarian then I will tell them. But sometimes meat eaters try to give me a hard time, and I simply change the conversation.

Pamela looks great for her age and I'm sure being vegetarian has helped her with her health, weight, and looks too.

@43

Most people who believe in reincarnation and meditate usually know how to enjoy life like it was their last day on earth. The goal is basically to live a good life so the next life will be even better. It is a win situation as far as obtaining peace of mind and being a humanitarian.

After watching the following PETA video; I no longer desire meat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxloCd1kBCY

I use to be 50 pounds overweight and now I am healthy and fit. I stopped eating meat because of the routine cruelty to animals, but I ended up losing weight to my delight. It is disgusting to see the inhumane treatment and how they genetically manipulate the animals. Chickens and turkeys are treated the worst, then cows, and then pigs.

I hope Pam talks about vegetarianism on her reality show.

All my life I’ve had a secret wish to be a vegetarian. Hm, no, scratch that… but I’ve had the wish for at least the last twelve years, ever since I met my wife. Why? Because after over a decade of discussing and thinking about it, I’m persuaded that (1) it’s generally healthier, (2) it’s better for the planet, (3) it moots the entire issue of trying to define “animal cruelty”.

It all began when I met my wife in college. She told me she was a pescatarian. Well, actually, nobody used that word in 1995, but it’s basically someone who won’t eat any animals other than fish and seafood. I asked her if it was a moral/ethical issue for her (”meat is murder?”), and she calmly explained that she had stopped eating birds and mammals at age 13 because she didn’t want to support animal torture via “factory farms”. (At this point in my blog entry, I don’t have time to go into a long diversion about what factory farms are… but they are terrifying things that torture millions of animals and poison the environment. And they’re the norm for all animal farms; 99% of all meat you consume comes from them. To learn more, read the famous book Diet For a New America.)

I was horrified to learn about factory farming, but was also relieved that my wife didn’t actually believe that eating animals was a sin. I’ve always been of the opinion that there’s nothing inherently unethical about eating animals, considering that millions of years of evolution (and the planet’s entire biosphere) is based on the idea. What matters is the way in which you participate in the food chain. Do you do it respectfully, the way the Native Americans did? Or do you systematically torture creatures and destroy the planet in the process?

Unfortunately, there’s always been one big obstacle between me and vegetarianism: I love meat. I was raised in a meat-centric U.S. culture, doubled by a meat-centric Jewish culture of deli-cured delicacies. My childhood and teen years are peppered with fondly-told stories of how much meat I ate at various events. The taste is in my mouth… I drool when driving by the hot-dog factory, despite my knowing of what disgusting animal parts are poured into a hot dog. When I want to really celebrate, I still have initial thoughts of finding a fancy steak somewhere. In a nutshell, whenever I’ve experimented with vegetarianism, I’ve always crumbled after a week or two, like a nicotine addict reaching back for one more cigarette. It’s embarrassing. (People are sometimes surprised when they find out that we’re raising our kid pescatarian; I think of it as an act of mercy, sparing him from a lifetime of guilty cravings.)

#19 - Just ate a plate of eggs (over easy), hash browns, and some venison sausage. Bambi never tasted so good!

May you never get cancer from all the crap they inject in meats.

...it got us where we hardy Republican folk know we need to be...near that there O I L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Tree Huggers, I'd chop down the remaining redwoods and tear up the coral reefs and invade IRAN and hunt the caribou and spearfish the whales.

THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING. We can do whatever we want. This is our world now. Tough shit fuckers.

Vote McCain 1/5 Keating 5

VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who make $250,000 yealy or more benefit by voting Republican because they get the greatest tax breaks.

People who are ignorant and believe 911 was due to Saddam will vote Republican.

People who believe that fighting in Iraq will prevent another 911 wil vote Republican.

Improved security in the airports will prevent another 911.

People that do not have a great understanding of history will vote Republican.

People that do not care about the enviroment will vote Republican because Republicans tend to lift important environmental laws to allow Corporate American to acquire more profits.

People that do not want to end the Iraq war will vote Republican.

People that do not have a good understanding of science will vote Republican because they are against the right to choose.

People that are against stem cell research will vote Republican.

I could go on and on but today is my day to volunteer at an out reach program.

VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#80

Hey Carter? Why don't you "reach out" and slap yourself?

she has had a BOOB REDUCTION!!!!

I'm a vegetarian. It feels great. I hate it when people make fun of vegetarian/vegans for making that commitment. You have no idea what it's like until you've tried it. I have been a vegetarian since I was 12 years old, going on 5 years May 1 when I turn 17. Just because I'm young and I still have a lot of time left, hopefully, doesn't mean I'm going to quit my commitment to vegtarianism. It makes you feel healthier and like a better person. Non-meat eaters look better too. True, meat gives you the protein you need. I was very weak when I first converted. But that's because I wasn't getting that protein I needed. I do it the right way now though. It takes time to get used to it. Also, the first time I ate a veggie burger I could of sworn it was meat! I started at it for 5 minutes asking my mother if it was meat or not. It sure looked and tasted like it. Anyways, I have also lost a ton of weight since converting. Especially lately, because I workout religiously, haha coming from an Athiest..Well, I would like that small, petite body a 5'3" female should have.
Not all vegetarians are tree-huggers either. I am, but whatever. I'm into the whole "21st century peace and love bullshit." I'm also a Pacifist. Whatever, inner-hippie, doesn't matter to me. I love it. Oh, and fuck you Republicans! There is proof global warming exists. You stupid twats, open up your minds and face reality.

Wow that was long. Ooh, I love Randal. He looks at the positive side of things. Wish there was more people like that..That is all. =)

I will cut you.

Pam seems like a really sweet girl. Dumb as a sack of rocks, sure, but a genuinely sweet girl. It's hard to hate her for that.

This is true, well for the girls. And for guys, well, waifish is similar to looking like a fruity fag.

lol!

Perhaps the vegetarians you know are fat but statistics show that most vegetarians are at a healthy weight.

I am pescatarian which means I eat fish but no meat. I basically eat anything I want in moderation and maintain a healthy weight. I feel better and eating meat with huge amounts of pesticides, anti-biotics, and hormones cannot be good for the body and can cause cancer. The thought of meat does nothing for me because of the inhumane treatment to animals and all the crap they inject in the animals.

Vegetarian diets are often lower in calories and fat than meat-diets, and rates of overweight and obesity among vegetarians are lower than among meat-eaters.

87. Most vegetarians are chubby.

It is true some gain weight when converting..I did. Only about 5 pounds; I shed it off in like a week and a half. I think I'm chubby, but what girl doesn't..Especially at my age. All girls self esteems are low as fuck. Except some..I know some girls who would swear they're God because they think they're so damn hot.