Apr 25 2008Neve Campbell topless = Uh, cool? I think...

ugh

WHat in the flying fuck is the matter with those things? did she used to be a duder?

THIS IS KIND OF SCARY.

NO, IT'S A LOT SCARY.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU EVER POST GOSSIP ABOUT LUKE WILSON??? I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH BETTER THAN LOOKING AT NEVE CAMPBELL'S ... UH CHEST.

Well, they're real so I give her props for that, but, yeah... gravity is a bitch.

those are wild things..

That makes my penis sad....

what the fuck? they aren't inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.

what the fuck? they aren't inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up.

JohnnE- hush now or we'll make you brush your teeth

Her career has drooped recently.

All signs for success used to be pointing up for her but now it looks like they're pointing down.

Early on she was riding a big bubble of popularity, but now it's deflated.

She used to be an actress I wanted to have a romantic dinner with, but now I think of breakfast pancakes.

She did a lot of physically stressful scenes in those horror movies, so she grew fond of her hot water bottles.

She has bad tits.

"what the fuck? they aren't inflated with silicon fake so there is something wrong with them! You Yanks are so fucking fucked up."

I blame Victoria Beckham

M---HA HA Awsome!

This will not be Neve's first onscreen nudity. She had a long shower scene at the beginning of "When Will I Be Loved" (2004).

I've seen some boobs in my day (Read: 7) LMAO

mmmmm....pancakes. Wear is the maple syrup when you need it? Oh...you mean she isn't using her chest as a flapjack warmer? WTF? No yummy Mrs. Butterworth moments in my near future? now I'm pissed...

mmmmm....pancakes. Where is the maple syrup when you need it? Oh...you mean she isn't using her chest as a flapjack warmer? WTF? No yummy Mrs. Butterworth moments in my near future? now I'm pissed...

She's got a pair of them baloney tits... and the areole WTF????

Congratulations, Neve!

So, how are the grandkids?

I saw that dude at the beach last month. Dude, put on a shirt! Chicks aren't impressed by man-boobs.

So...was this movie produced by National Geographic?

#10:

Her career ain't the only thing that's drooped....

This, and those, would have been a lot better 10 years ago.

That may be the worst breast REDUCTION known to modern science.

Why did you post this, it made me cry and feel sad.

These pictures make me SCREAM!

sadly, not in good way...

Too little, too late.

eeeeww. what the hell is wrong with her nipples? They look like burn victims.

Well now we know why she didn't go topless in Wild Things...I wouldn't want to be standing topless next to Denise Richards if my tits looked like that. (and I was a girl) That would be like me having a full frontal scene standing next to Ron Jeremy...

LMAO @ 9 and 10...Nicely played!
Roger Ebert's remaining jaw...I'm still howling. Shit.

Yikes. Can't fault her for the wine. Even she has to get drunk to look at those things.

Zira?!?

This is what naturally looks like after like 28 and a kid, I'm sure there are the exceptions but i think she looks fine.

ugh !..gross.
don't ever post something like that again !!!!

Um, this is what reality looks like. I know we've been inundated by faked out hohan, simpson, beckham anderson, et al, ad nauseum, ad infinitum ... but 99.99999% of the rest of the world look just like this. What's funny is you dudes talking smack about real bodies, when you know you wouldn't turn down / couldn't turn down a gal who looked liked this if she came on to you in a bar - youngish, cute, overall good bod. Hide behind your keyboards and talk smack while you rub your floppy bellies ...

Actually this is a big problem for consumers. A lot of older-model cars are put back on the market with airbags that are no longer capable of inflating.

@34 actually I have a floppy something else that I prefer to rub.

I think she has inverted nipples...

They look like two fried eggs on a fence post with the yolk broke. Oh and John E in three more months HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY. Say hello to King George for me since he lost the Colonies. Oh and watch the Patriot with Mel Gibson.

yay for 34. Thats the damn truth.

Mommy, I'm scared of the nipples. Don't make me look, aaaaahhhhhh!

32 according to imdb & wikipedia she is childless.

She looks great....
Even with having a child.
MILF

Eep! It's like a Dali painting.

i agree with johnee and ginger (nice semi-alliteration there - you should form a dance duo). i'm beginning to think superfish and the other 'men' who comment here have never actually seen a lady in the nuddy pants in real life. you see boys, when a woman enters whats called 'puberty'...

my penis used to work.

That looks like an abstract portrayal of real tits.

Very Picasso of you Mr Fish.....

"you see boys, when a woman enters whats called 'menopause'..."

Looks photoshopped.

But if true, I like my flapjacks with blueberry syrup.

The whole package is just a bit too Planet of the Apes.

And gravity makes us all its bitches in the end.

Wasn't there a Photoshop filter that would do this to faces?

The whole package is just a bit too Planet of the Apes.

And gravity makes us all its bitches in the end.

And I need to add that after nursing 2 kids, my tits aren't what they were ten years ago, but even to my tired old mama eyes those are some hideous flapjack titties.

I think she's still attractive, but this is pretty late in coming. She'd probably have scored a much bigger career boost if she had done this when she was younger.

And #47-excellent work.

Someone needs to let Dr. Michael Salzhauer know that we have his next ad campain here.

I feel let down.... and a bit saggy :o(

i dont see anything wrong with them

good one 47

Bill Clinton stole my line!

Shaving would help

Of course guys here have never seen or had a REAL woman...all they do is masturbate in front of their computer screen..and when they see the real thing, they're all "ewwwww"

Your lack of experience is showing guys....

#43
LOL

She has 3 bellybuttons!!!!!

21, do you have shit-for-brains? all those things that 10 said were in reference to her tits.

#60, you're stupid.

A young topless Janet Reno...yay

Have you all forgotten what non-implant boobs look like? I mean, yeah, these are kind of flat, but they're also pretty normal compared to the plastic implant stuffed hollywood types.
Get over it!

She used to be a a ballerina before she became an actress, that may be why her breasts take that particular shape. There's nothing wrong with them at all, that's sad that no one seems this negative over disgusting obvious implants but when a real woman shows her boobs everyone is disgusted.

That picture looks ridiculously photoshopped. I don't buy it.

Nice pair of baloney tits there

um, her neck and head have a different body tone than her body... Sorry, those are somebody else's boobs...

She is so hot. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

her boobs aren't half as bad as her hair

This isn't a shock see 'When will I be love' leave it to the stupid superficial.

I hate to break it to you, but that is indeed what real boobies look like.

...it's not the tits, it's those dessicated look-like-they've-been- removed-and-reattached nipples..... creepy paste-on looking.
If I sucked them, would they have plumped? Didn't they have a nipple fluffer on the set? Ice?

@37

inverted nipples can be sexy. I've seen them before and been turned on. But keep in mind I saw them on a real live girl, not on the internet. And popped out as she got horny.

Conclusion: inverted nipples are OK..Neve should have gotten topless in Wild Things 10 years ago, too.

What's wrong with her breasts? Not packed with enough silicone for you?

"well boys, when a boy makes a response joke that completely misses the point of the original..."

anyway, if i look like that when i hit the menopause, i'll die happy

No 77. I just prefer my flap jacks with lots of butter and syrup, not hanging from some ugly dykes rib cage.

aww congratulations little boys. you've seen your first real breasts!

Uh, 78? She's only 34.

why does she have a man's nipple?

#58: Is... is.. is that you Hillary?

#60 said : "all they do is masturbate in front of their computer screen"

Well of course we do. Didn't you see the science report that found that guys who whip their skippy have less of a chance of getting prostate cancer?

We're just practicing good health.

Here's cream in your eye!!!

What's really creepy, is they probably looked a lot firmer and perkier 10 years ago, but that does not explain the "Man Nipples"

I like a good nipple to suck on.............. and no.... not my Mom's.

#86: Your sister's?

I'm 34 with two kids that I breastfed and my tits are bigger and not saggy. That does not happen to everyone fools.

you are right, i have seen those boobs in real life, on chimpanzees and fat 10 year old boys.

Floppy Fritters...no wonder she never Whooped em' out befer. Alb would still eat em like a greasy churro though, Alb is a slut.

She always struck me as a dyke, even in her "sexy and Party of Five days. Now all doubt has been removed.

I thought there was something wrong with them, when I seen the movie "when will I be loved" There are virtually no fucking nipples. I don't personally mind a little sag, but nipples like that make me limp.

To the eurpoean douche bags, ... You are not superior, stop trying to act like it.

We like our women trimmed, we like them to have nipples. We like women who look like women, not hairy fucking men. So take your bisexual fucking asses out of here. We don't like you and eventually we are going to nuke you anyway, so shut the fuck up.

Uhh, sorry ladies. If your tits look like this then you too have nasty man boobs. Mine look nothing like this and I've had two kids and breast fed them both. Then again, I lucked out with D's. She probably has to enhance to fit in an A. I'm not usually one for the fakies, but shit, it you look like this then please to the world a favor and keep that nasty shit covered or get a damn boob job. Ech!

These look photoshopped. Just sayin

it's the ruined/never-were nipples that absolutely kill this. this is in the birth defect category. it's a shame. she's attractive in most other ways although this is such a detraction that it's something of a one-step-forward-two-steps-back kind of thing. sorry, neve. better luck next time around. we're all, after all, just passing through.

it's the ruined/never-were nipples that absolutely kill this. this is in the birth defect category. it's a shame. she's attractive in most other ways although this is such a detraction that it's something of a one-step-forward-two-steps-back kind of thing. sorry, neve. better luck next time around. we're all, after all, just passing through.

Seriously, that isn't age. Those I'm sure were always crap tits.

And all you Euros.. I've seen the fake tits you guys put in your Maxim and FHM girls, they suck, nipples way off cockeyed to the sky facing different hemispheres, the main brunt of the swelling way up at the top. So, yes I understand your aversion to fake tits.

"Moi -

Of course guys here have never seen or had a REAL woman....and when they see the real thing, they're all "ewwwww"."

So, Adriana Lima, Kelly Brook etc. are what then? Robots? CGI?

I dunno if I believe these, they look a little photoshop-esque to me...

Fishy

And this is where a really good bra comes in lol. I feel kinda good about my boobies now. Thanks Neve!!

It looks to me like she has a scar from a reduction or something. Does anyone else see it coming from the bottom toward her areola?

@7

Shut the fuk up dick throat I don't want everyone in the world thiking we're fuck holsters.

@26

QFT

are those paste-on nipples?

Her tits have always looked like this.

Oh my god, My dad has nicer boobs

this post is cruel......intentions, but with way less attrcxtive witherspoon's
perhaps these :"wild things": will remind me to "scream" the next time I see a nasty set of bosoms at a "Party of Five:.

Oh my god you people are pathetic! no wonder Hollywood is going down the hill. If you consider this actress old then you seriously need to have your head examined lol Her boobs aren't great but how are they horrific? They're not that saggy. Most grown-up women have slightly saggy boobs, unless they get them fixed.

Skippy McJonesy, sorry to burst your vanity bubble, but your breast feeding boobs do not look nice - I don't care what you say...after a baby gets done 'working it's magic' on your hooters, they are DONE! Ok, now you can go back to tooting your own horn...

actually, i think they're kind of cute. strange nips but cute tit shape.

I think she looks beautiful.

I think it's refreshing to see a woman in Hollywood with her natural breasts. This is what most women look like without implants which, by the way, are severely uncomfortable and strip women's nipples of their sensitivity.

I don't see what the big deal is, really.

She looks fine to me!

Now we know why she didn't get naked in Wild Things

She needs to cover up those wild things.

Natural boobies are one thing, but just because she is natural does not automatically mean they are nice to look at. I myself don't like over-inflated circus boobs and appreciate nice natural ones, but these are not nice. I'm fairly sure she's not had children, yet her boobs sag and droop as though she has, and the areolas are awfully small, giving her tiny nipples. Just not pretty.

#37 is right... her nipples look inverted. And WTF? I don't have fake boobs and mine don't look like that. A lot of real boobs look better than that. Jesus Christ!

Question: What have we learned today, kids?
Answer: A lot of the women who come here also appear to have nasty flapjack boobies.

Don't seat it, ladies. The World still has plenty of alcohol and all light switches still come with an 'off' position. Now go get the Mrs. Butterworth's, the Country Crock, and a medium-sized spatula, and meet me at IHOP. We got tender ronis ta make, baby!

Bosendorfer, you're a pig.
She's not deformed, she's not defected.
Age didn't "do that" to her breasts, that's just what some look like, right from the start.
They're not saggy, they're simply modest.
The nips are totally normal, too. Just because they're inverted or flat at that moment doesn't mean they don't perk up when stimulated.
The comments on this post absolutely sicken me.

You know what sickens me, Monstra? The idea of a God who would curse you with a set of flapjack tits like this. Damn you, Jeebus!!!!

P.S. We are still on for IHOP, right?

check my link.

It looks like she had her implants removed. She used to have larger breasts. That would account for the deflated look.

They look like Demi Moore's do now (after she had her large implants removed).

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Her breasts are fine. Her haircut is disturbing.

she looks awful.

Here in Canada we frown upon boob jobs and actually appreciate natural beauty. But seriously girlfriend, the Canadian-dyke haircut? So 1989! I'm so embarrassed for her. She's the new Jamie-Lee Curtis (minus some chest ampage).

She should do Scream 4, Wes Craven was gonna do it, but she said no :(
I loooove Scream!!! Doooo it Neve, please, its not like you have much else to do...

Monstra,

It makes my day when you cry into The Void like this. Sadly, my comments are true and accurate. It's nothing personal. Stay in control. You're just passing through, too. (Maybe your nipples are birth-defected? I hope not.)

Thanks.

Um, actually, that fits into the range of what boobs are supposed to look like! You're just so used to the silicon-pumped Hollywood version that the real ones don't look natural to you any more!

This is why all the girls on here are saying you guys have never seen "real boobs":

http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

Looks like they're right!

Man, this looks fake. Fucking tits are totally out of scale.

Honestly she is so fucking UGLY!! No hot women would have tits like this mine are realy and do not fucking look like that NAST ASS NEVE CAMPBELL EWWWWWW!!!!!! Shes so old school should of stopped acting after party of five!!! Keep EYE RAPING us with her NASTY SELF GRR!! FUCK OFF

@ #133: "Honestly she is so fucking UGLY!! No hot women would have tits like this mine are realy and do not fucking look like that NAST ASS NEVE CAMPBELL EWWWWWW!!!!!! Shes so old school should of stopped acting after party of five!!! Keep EYE RAPING us with her NASTY SELF GRR!! FUCK OFF"
_______

"English motherf*cker, do you speak it?"

should have left your shirt on...

So, basically, unless a woman's body is 'perfect'(i.e. fake tits, liposuction, nose job, cheek implants, etc), you're going to say horrible awful things about her and consider her unworthy of love or sexual attraction? I hate this fucking site. This site makes me want to kill myself. Please stop the negativity towards women. It is damaging for everybody.

NICE JEWBS!!!

or is it

JEW JEW Bs?

#136 Ugh, I completely agree....I hate even looking on these sights anymore - we are turning into the most vain, superficial (.com) human beings and it makes me question humanity! I actually would hate to be a celebrity nowadays...I would hate to be scrutinized by the general public as viciously as they are...Celebrity has completely lost it's Glamor! Bring back the days of Lana Turner and Marilyn Monroe - although, the ignorant masses would lay waste to such talent now - so sad!

DAYUM, thats some flapjack tittays

She was such a babe in the 90's, the fuck happened? If it weren't for the extremely disappointing haircut, that butch 'cut ain't helping, neither is the tired exhausted look on her face.

Aah, at least we still have Denise Richards and Jennifer Love Hewitt's.....tits.

She was such a babe in the 90's, the fuck happened? If it weren't for the extremely disappointing boobies*, that butch 'cut ain't helping, neither is the tired exhausted look on her face.

Aah, at least we still have Denise Richards and Jennifer Love Hewitt's.....tits.

it's certainly not fake: i saw the film, she plays a whole scene this way.

so, shock, horror: she looks like herself, with the breasts she got given.
and i bet you anything the person who loves her loves her body and brain and soul as well as her breasts... and probably he gets it nightly, unlike lonely inadequate internet-posting wankers who have only seen the airbrushed version in Swank magazine.
god bless beautiful women who don't stuff their bodies with silicone.
and hey, weirdie - have a fun night screwing the imaginary chick you imagined, the one with the full round natural tits and the hairless child-pussy and the big ass and the thin thighs and the Botox brow! Have fun in your lonely virgin imagination! Have fun all alone in your weird, fucked up, real-tit-hating life!

oh and hey, word up: we have periods too!
Those of us who are not blow-up dolls or children!
GROSS, ICKY FEMALES!

Are you maybe all gay? what with the hating of real girls' bodies and all?

Hey 143!

Is that you Neve Campbell???

Did you take it a little too personal???

No worries -- I will always remember you from Party of Five!

I would still hook up with you!

She's been naked before. Waaaaay more naked too.

"When Will I Be Loved" like four years ago.

So, wow man, nice scoop! LOL

This what "they" call............................................TEA-BAGS or COSY!!

how about everyone who has something nasty to say about neve campbell's boobs post photos of your flawless tits, be they your own or your lady's. i'm sure the vast majority of all of these boobs rely heavily on bras for the kind of perfection that ms. campell apparently lacks. she may have totally normal boobs, but she's rich and ya'll are just morons sitting at home on your computers picking on someone who totally does not give a fuck about you, or what you think of her boobs.

#147 - I agree, but unfortunately, I can tell a lot of haters are men/boys completely warped by images of airbrushed, genetically impossible women from men's magazines (the same way, we women, are warped from phony fashion magazines). Basically, NO ONE is ever good enough....and if they are, it's for only 1 or 2 years, when the public deems them too old after age 21....very sad!

I thought they were nice, but nothing special. Being a boob man for most of my life. There are women in my neighborhood with a better looking rack.

I really wish that testicles were scrutinized as much as boobs are...or penises...or heck any part of the male body! That would be a nice change. You men suck, go back to watching porn and having only your hand to satisfy you. Ever wonder why you guys dont have meaningful relationships...it's not the women's fault!

Neve actually had breast reduction surgery way back in the 90s, during PO5. Photos of her during her days in Toronto's Phantom or the Canadian show Catwalk show a much shaplier Neve then even in her early PO5/Scream days.

Well I got a good laugh from some of your comments but feel I must weigh in as the voice of reason. You can take all the Hollywood fake boobs out of the equation. In the world of natural boobs, there are nice boobs and ugly boobs. Neve has ugly boobs. It's not because they're not fake. It's just because they're ugly. End of story.

Well I got a good laugh from some of your comments but feel I must weigh in as the voice of reason. You can take all the Hollywood fake boobs out of the equation. In the world of natural boobs, there are nice boobs and ugly boobs. Neve has ugly boobs. It's not because they're not fake. It's just because they're ugly.

Oops. I am sorry for the double posting.

Quite honestly, I am horrified at the lot of you saying these are "normal," and what the "rest of the world has." Fuck that...seriously. These are not at all normal and I know that mine sure as hell do not look like that. I'm not famous, mine aren't fake, but they CERTAINLY are not droopy flapjacks and I would consider myself very normal. 153 is completely correct. Thank you for adding a sense of clarity. To 136 and 139, this is thesuperficial.com- the standards sure as hell better be set incredibly high. If you are looking for words of encouragement that your fat and/or deformed bodies are accepted by society you won't find it here.

#155: I am neither fat and/or deformed - I am super into health and fitness have no problem with getting compliments on my looks...it doesn't take a "fat/ or deformed" person to have concern over the growing trend in "perfect/fake/photoshop" worship. I am on the thin side, but, due to the warping of body image thanks to anorexia worship in the media, sometimes think I could lose a few pounds, even though I am below BMI weight for my height. I love the superficial.com and perez, but get sick of complete assholes that make, beyond inhumane and NOT funny comments (and I feel the need to speak up, like it or not). I still look because this site is entertaining and the 50% of very funny comments make my day. I know what I'm getting into expressing my opinions and I have every right to comment, as you do also.

her boobies look just fine.......for me to poop on.....ahahaha...,did ya see what I did there? ....I said they looked fine and then i said to poop on like that dog puppet?.....I'm friggin hillarious

...no but really I need to poop on them!

Perhaps you've been seeing too many HOLLYWOOD TITS, but FYI those are how tits look when they haven't been paid for. Cheers to her, you're a sexist pig!

NOT WHAT GOOD LOOKING REAL TITS LOOKS LIKE THESE ARE NASTY!!

I can't believe I just wasted precious moments of my life reading these comments. I am a female, I have a period, and I have imperfect boobs. BUT, I can still laugh at Neve for having man nipples- because I have a sense of humor. If you want to fight the feminist fight, pick a different forum, this isn't your crowd.

#161, if your talking about some of my comments....I'm not a feminist - I'm just human - where did you get "feminist" out of the comments? You don't have to have a label to have an opinion.

ouch.

that is all.

and this is why my boobs are fake. because then they'll NEVER look like these.

Im sorry but those are the most useless tits I've EVER seen in my entire life.

i agree w/: JohnnE, BEAM, and ginger_T

she's fucking natural
and i praise her on that it's
about time someone was honest
about their body and comfortable
enough with their own to not go pay for another.
it's much cheaper.
like they say, life is nothing like it is
in the movies, and that goes for breasts too..
i just can't believe that people could be so DAMN ignorant..

http://www.hippiegoddess.com/
^^^^^that is what a real non insecure woman looks like

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Anderson
^^^^^and that's insecurity at it's finest.....cover it all up with paint and silicone