Apr 22 2008Natalie Portman gets peed on by a dog

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I make it an effort to try and capture the pulse of you, my dear readers. And you came out in force today to tell me the news that is most dearest to your heart: Natalie Portman getting whizzed on by a dog. There's numerous times I worry if I'm writing to a group of disgruntled, undersexed office workers who will one day stab me in the eye with an optical mouse (Most likely after a Heidi Montag post.). But now I know for certain that you guys are HOLY FUCKING SHIT AWESOME! Seriously, I'd marry you all if not for the whole polygamy is illegal thing. Stupid laws. Anyway, don't change a bit.

Thanks to Roxie who immediately thought of me after seeing a pooch pee on Natalie. *sniff* I'm so damn proud...

Photo: NY Post

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I got peed on by a homeless person today...why isn't my pic on the fracking computer...huh? huh?

bah

First

She is hot..

Now that's fucking hot. I would tap that.

The dog, not Natalie Portman.

i always knew she was into the golden showers. and beastiality to boot. kinky.

@3...fucking trolls!

Why exactly is this news again? Maybe if she were coming out of Kim Kardashian's ass, that would make news.

I would definitely pass that up for an unknown hooker.

fucking fantastic

Somewhere, R Kelly is masturbating to this photo.

And Kim LardAssian just asked the dog for it's phone number.

Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't be afraid to try the Salisbury Steak.

is there a story behind that? other than the commenst about us being "...a group of disgruntled, undersexed office workers who will one day stab me in the eye with an optical mouse (Most likely after a Heidi Montag post.)." which i personally am. why is she being peed by a dog ?

@1...because you're obviously not newsworthy. Plus, dogs are sexier than homeless people, and homeless people are sexier than you.

I LOVE Natalie Portman.

I can't believe she was peed on by a dog. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Does anyone notice how cool she looks despite the ... uh chaos?

I bet she was pissed.

I didn't know that another Benji sequel is being filmed.

She looks impressed! Benji's the man.

wow apparently the dog doesn't know how Gangsta
Natalie is or he wouldn't have tried that shit. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4yGLZvh4AE

@13 I doubt she got pissed. She comes off well in interviews, i.e. not some hollywood asshole ... more like a nice, normal person.

I'll dry clean her coat anytime.

maybe somebody paid the dog to do it

doggy style

Wow, Like seriously. This is really big news!

How is it that it seems like only yesterday Natalie had a buzz cut...but after all this time, Britney STILL has those crappy extensions?

Hmm, now.. how to live down the name 'Pissy Pants Portman'? Brings a whooole new meaning to the name!

if elizabeth hurley's photoshop artists could just put paris's face on natalie's body... now THAT'S the pic i want to see.

“webyidian.cn” from China ask for a link! Thank you.

AAHAA That little dog OWNED her pissy ass! You're not a ALPHA BITCH!

Wow, I think I saw that dog's profile on C e l e brityb i tches. c o m. All kinds of hot animals there. Go check it out!

is it almost spring ?

dont tell me the season is changing...

[not the 4 minutes again]

Natalie is way cute.
I would totally let her pee on me! I'd drink it up then have her kick me in the balls until I puke!

Fuckin' celebs getting stuff for free. I had to pay #18 five bucks when I pissed on her.

Kim got peed on by a less intelligent species.

So not only is her hairline receding, but she smells of scruffy urine? Pass

It's okay, Natalie. Cats like witches, try to pat one of them next time.

Wow, strangely enough this is EXACTLY my fetish.

What no comments saying she's into Golden Showers!?!?!?!
C'mon people!!!!!!!!!!

i'd love to piss on natalie

#35, meet #4...

She is so sexy!!!!! And that is just her stock in trade. Now she is a hot member of a dating site called m e e t i n g w e a l t h y dot com. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating friends there.

We were so delighted by this act that the city of Brussels decided to immediately erect a statue for the dog (not Natalie)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/elmada/1916452763/
link didn't make it, second try!

Another proof that dogs and other animals don't belong in cities...

This is funny, Elizabeth Hurley is one hot celebrity.

Thats some hot ass dog / oscar nominee golden shower action right here

I can't believe I have to say I want that coat really really bad.

nazi dog get his revenge

anyway that hair sux

Better, Fish, but I swear you go out of your way to find the most disgustingly fat freaks to feature. I mean the dog is a complete lard-ass. The things needs a groomer and a plastic surgeon to siphon out half that gut.

Where are the right-sized dogs?

Haha. She looks great... even while being peed on.

http://www.nikkibgoss.com/

Best picture ever.


I found her on a celebrity dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m or something. I forget the screename. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.

next time: PLEASE SHIT ON HER SUNGLASSES!!
anyway: THANKS!!

I will stop coming to this site if you do not get rid of the ads with audio. They are totally annoying and there are plenty of other celeb sites out there.

thank you, dog :')

The dogs name?

R. Kelly.

Hey, in the dog world, that's a sign of approval and acceptance....
Are you telling me you wouldn't want to "mark your territory" if you had a shot with the lucious Natalie?
Hike a leg, fellas!!

Here is the deal.
That dog is actually Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of Vogue, and she's sick of that goddamned "coat" Nat's been wearing since last season.

Capes are OUT, Natalie!!!

I bet Kim Kardaskank would have loved getting peed on ha! But then she would have to change her girdle and she might not have a spare ha!

Natalie just annoys the hell out of me. It's that crazed, neurotic look in her eye. Vegan shoes? WTF? How about using some of that $ oh I dunno...to help starving people who didn't have rich parents? Anyway, anyone seriously wearing a cape deserves to get pissed on. Go dog! They're such good judges of character.

She looks eerily like Britney here.
Too bad it wasn't Britney-she deserves to be peed on by a dog more than poor Natalie.

C'mon, people! Ask yourselves -- why did the dog pee on her? Because she stinks! Look at that hairy ape she hangs with. Disgusting. She's one of those pretty girls who feel superior banging ugly, yet "artistic" guys. Damn, she must stink to high heaven by now. No wonder the dog pissed on her. How pathetic.

Good. That's what she gets for supporting Hillary Clinton.

@55 Yeah, yeah. You and Penelope Price and Vogue.

For the love of God, can no one tell me where that coat is sold?

Gorgeous doggy. Where can I buy one like that from? Does he pee to order?

I'm sure Kim Kardashian had an orgasm after hearing about this!

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I want that dog!!! I LOVE him...nothing against Natalie, but the dog kills me!! waaaaaaahhhahahahahahhaa

You are a great photographer! That is a one in a million shot and you caught it. I think we all love to get our laughs at the expense of shiny-happy, people that are cute! Especially when something so unusual happens. This is funny!
keep up the strong work.

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