Apr 3 2008Mena Suvari has a butt, who knew?

apparently he has crabs.

A butt, bad hair, and a skanky tattoo.

yeah, but what a great butt!

Shwing!!!

who the feck is this little micro mini pimp with gay tats??

He looks horney or itchy

judging from her boyfriend, i'd say the water is cold.

Which one is she again??

i think i see camel toe.

and with that posture, she looks like she's trying to get adopted by angelina jolie.

Board Shorts? Check
Belt? Check
Underwear? Check
Stupid watch? Check

Great! Let's hit the water!

Who the hell Is Mena Suvari??
Who cares if she has a kim's ass or even a trunk in her backside??

I've hit that. Smells like Kevin Spacey.

NICE! If you can get past the cellulite, cankles, back fat, and lack of breasts. Well done Bro, you must be as stoked as these pictures show you to be.

Look at the cellulite on these cows. Mooooo-ve on and let a real girl wear the bikini's, you fucking heffers. Those thighs look like an unevenly filled bean bag. Real men like small taut legs, not chubbostumps like these. Fucking obesity in America makes me sick!

Bones for boning, fat for failing.

That motherfucker better keep his shirt on if he sets foot in east los. Surenos will peel that 13 right off his midget ass.

Is she the one from American Beauty or Ghost World?

wow. gorgeous ass. (is big ass the new black?)

but the fact that she actual fucks that douche bag is a major a turn off. this girl was in a classy oscar-winning film, when did she turn into a white trash pseudo-hoodrat?

She needs to lose the dyke hair and squat on my face. I'd lick that corn hole until the sun burns out.

Fish, you are getting fucking lame.

she's not all that. I dont like her face!

frist, its the one from american beauty

She has an incidental ass. It happens to look good, in a naturally full and not particularly toned way, on her otherwise nasty body. It's like when a good red tomato ripens on a sickly looking plant. In other words, bone her in the ass and then bury her in the backyard.

She needs breast implants, not ass enlargement!

I knew she had an awesome ass a few yrs ago, I even wrote this site telling them but nobody listened. I saw her in a bikini and he ass just jumped out.

How is everyone missing the CANKLES? Absolute deal breaker.

Squatter's butt.

She's a 14-year old boy. And her friends are in sloppy shape. That said, little Suavecito her boyfriend is gonna be in some nasty 4-way. Right on.

It looks like she is preparing for her role in the re-release of "The Legend of Billie Jean"! When you're seventeen, people think they can do anything to you. Billie Jean is about to prove them wrong.

WooHooo

looks like she borrowed some ass from those other ladies

With an ass like that, it's a shame she can't find a better man than that!

She wears all her weight in her legs.

Not as scrumptuous as Kate Hudsons - but good enough
Her friend needs to give his big brother back his shorts though and buy his own. I've often wondered if all these itchy-scratchy boys walking around holding their dick - is it because they have a bad case of The Crabs ? Or some other STD ? Or is it because they just can't talk without playing with their pecker ?
Really creeps me out ..................

isnt his tattoo "13" from the MS 13? that mexican gang?

Eh. She hasn't been interesting for about 7 years. No sex tape, no drug arrests, no DUIs, no good films, no reason to care. And she is not even cute anymore.

In my opinion from the waist up she's an 8, small chest but pretty well toned.
From the waist down shes a 6, nice butt but just a bit heavy with no definition.

The term "obese" is being thrown around rather absent-mindedly these days. This woman is not obese, and yes, there are different body types out there. For fuck's sake.
Granted, I don't like her as an actress and I couldn't care one wit about her as a human being, but for goodness sake. Just because someone doesn't have the body of a runway model doesn't mean that they are now obese or even fat. *sigh*
Alright, I'm done. Prattle on as you deem fit.

I saw her on 2 girls and 1 cup as a special guest

#5 LOLOL I was wondering the same

Now she is a really hot woman!!! forgotten about American Beauty!!!

I dunno I think they look pretty good...they make a cute couple.

It's American Pie girl - fuck why say American Beauty when you can mention the much more popular movie?! Let's make this as hard as possible...

It's Heather....

wow she looks gooooooood

I wanna be friends with it.

I guess she dumped that 50 year old camera guy she was married to. Wasn't this chick suppose to be the next big thing?

She's Greek...they always have full round butts...dah.

#46,
But Liz, don't they always eat Greek salads? For the record, I see nothing wrong with her. Cute. Cute body. Next.

I think she's kinda gross but I'd still bury my face in her stinky crack!

in pic 10, mmmm. that thing looks nice! i mean, she's no kate hudson, but still, nice ass.

Her face is a mess but what an ass.

I'm taking shit for this hardcore at home too.

do you retards who go to this site everyday help make this website $2.16 million a year just from MTV alone?

that is why al queda hates us. i need to start a gossip blog.

You guys are forgetting that she has a huge fivehead

Flat chest = round ass

You seem to be confused. She always had an ass. However, she has never had breasts.

#46

Hmm... All Greek women I've met have flat asses. And when they are fat, the asses are just pancakes.

Mena must not be pure Greek.

These pictures look like Mena is desperately trying to make an ex-boyfriend jealous. The problem is that she comes off like wasted, washed-up trash, who has to pay a tiny Mexican gigolo to have sex with her.

anyone who hangs out with MS 13 gang bangers must be a total loser.

MS 13 is actually from El Salvador

Pink dyed her hair blonde.

Your time is up.

This is what I'm going to bed to? See, now this garbage is enough to make me mad around here.

What in the world is up with this guy holding his shorts like a skirt in picture #8 as the bubbling waves come crashing around him and he attempts to tiptoe gently over the sandy bottom? This guy's trying to walk the walk like KFed and ain't no one in the hood who's good enough to do that.

Puta!

Randal

She gives me man cramps.

Mena Suvari is one of the hottest young women in Hollywood.. I'm so glad she loves her ass too. I sure do.

She's looking very sexy. Her convict looking boyfriend is a very lucky dude.

Dude's probably going commando under his Bermudas and can't deal with the motion.

small talent and dooshbag frolic on beach........next

Thats a nice bumper. She is a bit cankl-y though.

Decent ass, everything else is wrecked. She is not going to age well, if she lives long enough to age.

#11 and #70 just dominated the scene here! that dude is a tool and mena is totally beat.

Holy Molly, I was just checking close ups of that tat on in between her boobs and it is a tat of the #13. Is she in the MS 13 too. This is real news.

Holy Molly, I was just checking close ups of that tat on in between her boobs and it is a tat of the #13. Is she in the MS 13 too. This is real news.

http://egotastic.com/image?path=0804/mena-suvari-bikini-1-07.jpg&info=Mena%20Suvari%20Bikini%20Pictures

Mena Suvari in MUS 13. the main stream media is going to be all over this.

http://img209.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=73736_MenasuvariThongBikini7_123_38lo.jpg

I want what's in that thong. But even more, I WANT what's in that hand.

Are you sure the 13 doesn't stand for the white supremacist group Aryan Circle?

I thought I saw that dude in front of Home Depot the other day when I was picking up some drywall. Was going to hire him, but he looked sketchy...

HAHAHHAA
this guy is Canadian and hangs out at bars in Toronto. Ive talked to him a couple times.
So random...

She is very short.

The guy is even shorter. If I were him I would wear high heels and get a stick-up afro going.

At the very least, I would jump up and down alot.

So how short is HE?!? He's barely an inch taller than her and she's practically elven.

That man is sooooooo fucking fine!!!!! oooh lord just give me five minutes with him i would tear his ass up!!!

the guy is so horny!

#15 Randall

the girl is neither fat nor obese you moron. not like she'd give it to you anyways. so just shut the fuck up & keep giving sweet love to your hand in your mom's basement.

she needs to do some ab crunches

I'd say she's a 6, 6 1/2 -- maybe a 7 if she cut her head off and tossed it in the ocean.

Looks like they allowed the mighty midgets on the beach. She is 5' 4" & taller than the guy. He must be 5' 2". Well they might pass for children's admission to the movies.

With those tattoos and that hair she looks like trash.

Yup, she looks like crap, there is no other valid opinion for this. She was so dreamy in American Beauty witht hat long wavy hair (stop it) but now, yuk. She looks like a pre-pubescent boy. She needs to buy some boobs and a few doses of oestrogen!

Just one more reason to furiously masterbate today! Any guy on here who denies stroking a load over these photos is lying!

Very interesting. I have not heard Mena Suvari's name in years, yet coincidently the week she has a movie released (straight to video but whatever) bikini pictures of her show up on the internet. If I was more cynical, I would say this is a publicist’s stunt. Now nobody enjoyed those butt cheek shots more than me, but let’s be very clear that they are being brought to you courtesy of the Day of the Dead’s marketing department. Thanks Zombies!

#38
Great fucking reference out of left field! Love'd that movie

And as to Mena's attractiveness, two thumbs down. That ass and thick thighs will be a frigging mess in 5 years, and she looks like a blowfish with those bulging eyes when she's not wearing shades

She is putting those other 2 birds to shame with her ass. I'll be working twice as hard at the gym today.

I'll tell you how she got it. It was a package deal with those gigantic legs and cankles.

Decent butt.

But the cottage cheese thighs and cankles ruin it.

Next....

.

At least none of you half-wits asked if she was pregnant.

she is making gang signs in picture 9. How weird is that?

So, Mera is an obese, cankly, Hispanic gang member. Who may or may not be pregnant.

I'm glad I read all these awesome comments, I just thought she was kinda cute. Thanks for setting me straight.

Yes, She got a nice butt, but why is she with the dude with the jock itch

Too bad she she ordered the douche attachment with that ass.

This is why blacks like white ass.

She doesn't have a butt. She has freaking lordosis. Ladies, remember your posture!!!

Oh, are tattoos still in? How nice for him.

Mena Suvari has always had ass. That was one of few things that are actually attractive about her. And thank god she's actually growing her hair back. That short shit was awful.

Wow. Now i want to go
http://do1t.net

heh

Good luck finding a girl who won't get cellulite eventually, if that turns you off. Even thin women can get it. Very few who won't.

Unless they come up with a cure. Man, whoever does that will be a freaking million-billionaire.

I know #34 said it already, but the first thing I thought when I saw the 13 tattoo was like "holy shit her bf is loyal to the Mexican Mafia?" I could probably get shot for saying that. It looks like her body from belly button up is a totally different body than from there down. She's like 8 sizes bigger on the bottom. She just looks really out of shape. When you put on weight from being out of shape you tend to gain an ass and thighs. Note to self: keep up with workout routines to avoid mutant lower half.

Wow, what a skanky-cankly whore she looks like. Nice. And the 13 tat on her boobs just tops it off. WTF is she trying to prove? And her little (and I mean little) "gansta" friend is white trash looking too. They are a perfect couple (of assholes).

Mena, Mena, Mena.....I'd be ALL over that!!
;)

Brit's bum looks pretty appealing, too!

This guy is a concert promoter from toronto canada, the 13 is a lucky number for italians. i know him.

Um.. this is a message to all the anonymous morons putting these girls down: Why don't you all put on bikini's (and mankini's) and go out on the beach, and I'll take some pictures of you. How about, every time you post any comment, my photo of you comes up next to the comment. Because I can guarantee they all look better than you, even without getting any implants.

Butt and a gut ...

Is the "guy" with her the pregnant transgender man that's all over the internet? He's short, looks about 5 months pregnant and scratching his non-existent package...eeewwww - with her hair-don't it's like she's the guy and he's the knocked up g/f....I wonder which trailer park they live in?!?!

She has a sway back. I had a friend that was not very attactive and she would stand like this chick (sway back) to make her ass look perky.

13 is las emes, mexican mafia. MS13 is mara salvatrucha, a gang started in el salvador. Next time you see a hispanic with a 13 tattoo ask him if he is from el salvador!

Mena doesn't need implants, but she does need to tone those legs. It's not too late!

You people are just plain mean.

These two look like they are having fun. They look good like most people do in their 20's. In due time the will wrinkle up, plump up, & dimple out. Just as sure as the tumbleweed tumble.

Of course it's really, really obvious they know they are being photographed, and are posing like mad.

btw i loathe tattoos, but that's what you sheep do to yourselves these days

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I look forward to that horrible long shorts style for men going out of style. I want to see some legs and buns!

And for someone so young she has awfuly large cellulite riddled legs and a bit of a gut. Nasty looking chick.

@118

I agree. The only time I get to see a mans hot ass and legs is when I go to my Sports Club and do laps at the Olympic size pool; there are plenty of hot men of all ages doing their laps in speedos and then I can enjoy. After they do their laps, the young ones put on their long shorts while the older ones put on some shorts where I can enjoy seeing their tight buns and althletic legs.

She is super sexy and large sexy.She has my whole-hearted support.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering what kind of relation she want in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

I dunno who this mina chick is but shes got an nice ass

That bikini is HOT!! It is by Salt Swimwear. I have 3 of their bikinis and now I need to get this one too. She makes it look so good!!

that lil punk azz byotch aint no MS 13. the only gang bangin hes done is down on polk street in san francisco

I think she looks really good. She has a nice butt. Even though she has thunder thighs, you can tell is comfortable with her own body, and that is most important. If I was a guy I would so be attracted to her.

cankles.

I would pound that ass for sheer pleasure, its an ass that needs a D.P

I would have thought for sure all the pervs on this site had seen American Pie and American Beauty.

Of course, she's half Greek!! What Mediterranean woman do you know who has no hips or butt? Are you jealous that someone as thin and fashionable can be so confident? Her tat is a great place to tantalize the zone and he seems to be enjoying himself. Way to go Mena!! For all the small breasted woemn in the world who are thin and healthy and loving life -- here's to you!!

yall are a bunch of faggats. seriously, its saddd. u loserz shudl get a lif sadly.

not to be mean, but yea shit seriously lmfmao my gosh.

Perfect ass and legs.

Photos magnificent!

Beautiful pictures. They look professional.

she's not all that. I dont like her face!

I love her so much. She will be my bride one day....

That is some fine ass Mena! I would bend you over and cornhole the shit out of you baby!

That is some fine ass Mena! I would bend you over and cornhole the shit out of you baby!

And to all you "cankle" obsessesed fuckers, who gives a shit if the ankles are a 'lil thick. It's just more of a handful when you hold the legs up for a great view of your cock plunging in and out of her pussy and asshole!