Apr 14 2008Marilyn Monroe sex tape sells for $1.5 million
Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI. I doubt copies of "A Night in Paris" are locked away next to the Ark of the Covenant. The vintage tape was declassified and was sold to a collector for a whopping $1.5 million. (Note: Porn is free on the internet. Just sayin'.) The tape only features Marilyn Monroe having oral sex with an unidentified man whose face remains off camera, according to the New York Post:
The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-'60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe's sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.
The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.
The legendary film was sought by others when it's existence became known. The FBI had confiscated the tape from an informant but not before he made a copy:
According to the documents, "Former baseball star Joseph DiMaggio in the past had offered [the informant] $25,000 for this film, it being the only one in existence, but he refused the offer.
"Source advised that [redacted name of the mole] informed them that he had obtained this film prior to the time Marilyn Monroe had achieved stardom."
All I have to say is, what the shit? People gave blowjobs in the '50s??! Annnd I'm impotent. Good game, penis.
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Reader Comments
1. Tiger - April 14, 2008 12:03 PM
She's a hot icon.
2. pointandlaugh - April 14, 2008 12:07 PM
how awesome would it have been to lay pipe in Marilyn? She is HOT.
3. Raymond - April 14, 2008 12:09 PM
Marilyn was 5’ 5 ½” tall and her measurements were 35-22-25 and she weighed around 120 pounds.
People try to compare Kim Kardaskank with Marilyn, but Marilyn had a small ass compared to Kim’s huge fat ass. Kim’s measurements must be 38-28-48 and she weighs 165 pounds.
4. mamadough - April 14, 2008 12:10 PM
considering that's about 60 years ago, that's pretty fucking sweet. most women were vacuuming in their high heels and aprons and baking turkeys while marilyn was delivering penis pleasures.
people forget that people have always been sexual naughty. i say, bring back the cod piece!
that's like finding a reel with charlie chaplin gang-banging a young asian boy. or eleanor roosevelt getting finger-banged in the lincoln bedroom.
5. nipolian - April 14, 2008 12:14 PM
The thought of Norma Jean on her knees smoking dick = instant hard-on.
6. Nella - April 14, 2008 12:15 PM
That's pretty awesome.
7. Dura - April 14, 2008 12:16 PM
The real question is WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE IT!
8. danni - April 14, 2008 12:17 PM
I wonder if that one will ever hit the internet.
She's my favorite, I loved the book (Blonde) on her.
9. Sheila McDogginsmom - April 14, 2008 12:18 PM
Oh, I wonder how long it will be until someone steals the tape and puts it on the internet, just like every other celebrity sex tape. Everything comes out eventually. Touche!
10. Auntie Kryst - April 14, 2008 12:18 PM
Who's candle in the wind?
11. mixedmartialartvideos.com - April 14, 2008 12:22 PM
didn't LiLo get caught giving a BJ recently?
12. RENEE - April 14, 2008 12:22 PM
But only 1.5 million??? It just doesn't seem like enough money, considering her legacy and how much money less stellar stars net for their stupid sex tapes in this day and age. No "sex symbol" will ever compare to Marilyn Monroe...she's untouchable, even after all this time. I think her measurements were bigger than mentioned though, and I think she weighed more (unless that was only later on in life). Either way, she was definetly no twig; she was all curves; vavavavoooo!
13. Harry - April 14, 2008 12:24 PM
Meh...never got the appeal. She wasn't even the best looking woman of her time but I'm sure all those old geezers from the greatest generation just found another reason to hold on for another year or two.
14. RENEE - April 14, 2008 12:24 PM
insert...m....oops, I forgot the m in vavavavoooom!!!
15. 23apples - April 14, 2008 12:36 PM
Did anybody else find themselves reading those quotes in an old-timey New York accent detective's voice? Because I sure did, and I'm wondering if it's because I only got 2 hours of sleep last night.
16. Joltin' Joe - April 14, 2008 12:37 PM
Back then, her nickname was "Superhead".
17. FromOutOfNoWhere - April 14, 2008 12:40 PM
Wait, WTF, are those platform shoes she wearing. DId MM do the pole dance too.
Damn what a model female.
18. ph7 - April 14, 2008 12:48 PM
Now I finally understand the the origin of the phrase "Smoking' Joe" Dimaggio.
19. Jim - April 14, 2008 12:53 PM
I hope her ass looks huge and the guy pees on her!
...see how stupid that sounds, Kim (soiled dimpled-fat) lovers?
20. dbella - April 14, 2008 12:55 PM
Uh, he was not "Smoking" Joe DiMaggio, he was "Joltin' Joe DiMaggio." And MM's measurements were 35 22 35, not 35 22 25.
21. Ted Mosby - April 14, 2008 12:56 PM
I would love to see this footage. Will finally put to bed the question: Spitter or Swallower.
22. poonmoon - April 14, 2008 12:58 PM
Why do so many turds insist on saying marilyn was a size 12 or 16 as though that was her regular healthy size. That's like suggested Elvis was fat from the get-go. Fucking look at Monroe for fucks sake. She's was a size 2-6 in her prime. She may have gotten heavy in the end, but to suggest that the beautiful image of Marilyn that we all have is one of a plus sized woman is ludicrous. The Marilyn that was revered was hot and slim and then she let herself go. Typical.
People also somehow think that humanity was more prim and proper back in the day like us young folk invented sex or sumthin'.No fuckers humanity has always been sex fuled (since it's kind of important to our like existance and shit) oral, 69ing, anal and all that shit has been around since B.C. Wise up. We haven't changed at all, new problems have replaced old ones, but as a whole we are as horny, violent , selfish, shameless, hateful, useless an unhealthy as ever. With some exceptions like ME ( I am a massive improvement on the lesser humands of past and present).
23. luckyglinda - April 14, 2008 12:58 PM
even as we speak, Lohan is scrambling to reproduce this film.
24. BunnyButt - April 14, 2008 1:04 PM
Reminds me of the time when mom, who was from the same era as Marilyn, blurted out during a family dinner, completely unrelated to the conversation, "And that's why men go to prostitutes." Um, what?, we asked, utterly bewildered. "Wives don't do oral sex. That's why men go to prostitutes," she responded. Sometimes I really miss mom and her insanity.
25. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 14, 2008 1:04 PM
Well I got away with it for 25 years.....
26. sportsdvl - April 14, 2008 1:07 PM
#2 is such a retarded spammer she thinks MM is still alive and on her fake ass site! lol
But seriously, a video of MM giving a hummer...now that's the best news of the day!
27. Gia - April 14, 2008 1:08 PM
A woman is only size 0-2 when she starves herself and has no hips/ basically boy hips. No woman should be proud to say she is size 0-2 because she is basically saying I have a eating disorder or bad eating habits. Marilyn was probably a size 8-10 based on 35-25-35 measurements @ 120 pounds.
Back in Marilyn's day; the media kept secrets for the famous. No media ever talked about Kennedy's affair with Marilyn back in those days out of respect.
28. www - April 14, 2008 1:10 PM
ew whore. cant respect her anymore.
29. deacon jones - April 14, 2008 1:11 PM
mmmmmm.
I wouldnt let that bitch take those shoes off if her life depended on it
30. Grunion - April 14, 2008 1:12 PM
"No media ever talked about Kennedy's affair with Marilyn back in those days out of respect"
yeah that and the fact Joseph Kennedy's best buddy Hearst basicly controlled the media back then.
31. bina - April 14, 2008 1:15 PM
With the growing fat trend in American women, designers have slowly resized our clothing, downward. Women do not want to spend money and feel like they're wearing a huge size.
Marilyn was not a today's size 12. Back in her time, a "size 12" was about what a size 6 is today.
32. Jimbo - April 14, 2008 1:16 PM
Hey, let's make every thread about female body image, eating disorders, and Kim Kardashian!!!
I'll start: Kim only fucks filthy n i g g e r s, so who gives a fuck if she's fat or not.
33. Mrs. - April 14, 2008 1:17 PM
LOL #25.
MM on her knees giving a bj?? Whoa..
34. VOTE DEMOCRAT- END THE WAR! - April 14, 2008 1:20 PM
#32 It pays to know the right people lol!
Clinton and Kennedy were the best presidents in my life time so far!
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
END THE WAR!
Us fought the communist in Vietnam and pulled out after 50,000 Americans died. And guess what people, the communist did not attack or take over America.
US is currently fighting the terrorist in Iraq and 4,000 + Americans have already died. So if US pulls out of Iraq; the terrorists are not going to take over America just like the communist could not take over the US.
35. Filthy N i g g e r - April 14, 2008 1:20 PM
I do!
36. nipolian - April 14, 2008 1:20 PM
Dear Fish:
Nothing you could post the rest of the day is going to top MM on her knees, sucking dick for the camera. You might as well take the rest of the day off and get some much deserved R&R.
Thanks for the laughs,
Nipolian
37. Pauline - April 14, 2008 1:25 PM
Hello! Grammar error again: Should be "its existence" not "it's existence", which means "It is existence."
38. Jack LaLane - April 14, 2008 1:25 PM
#34
This site is called superficial for a reason.
If the topic fits then so be it.
US has a huge eating problem and too many fat Americans like Kim Kardaskank.
US feeds most of the world but this does not mean fat Americans should eat for the starving people too.
Just because US has too much food does not mean one should eat too much. Fat Americans get motivated to practice a healthy life style. Don't delay, do it today! Feel better about yourself! And your body will love it too!
39. kitty_kat - April 14, 2008 1:28 PM
"...Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI..."
Oh wow! Really? (Rolls eyes) I don't care how much the tape went for: a whore is still a whore. And seriously, she wasn't even very good-looking or anything. Just sayin'.
40. Gus - April 14, 2008 1:31 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=559644&in_page_id=1773
N0O0O0O0O!
41. 80 - April 14, 2008 1:34 PM
guys, this is obviously fake. they didn't have hand held camcorders that they would need for the camera in the 1950s. and why would it come out now? its a fake
42. nipolian - April 14, 2008 1:38 PM
Time for lunch.......I think I will try that triple chilli cheese burger at Carl's Jr with a supersized order of chilli cheese fries and some of those yummy fried zucchini on the side. I wonder if they will put some of that chilli cheese sauce on the zucchini if I pay a little more.
43. sportsdvl - April 14, 2008 1:38 PM
#43 - jealous much?
44. Polly Pureheart - April 14, 2008 1:51 PM
Who cares? It's probably a shitty quality and, let's face it, even "hot" chicks in the 50's aren't hot by todays standards... .they were all doughy and shit. I'll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
45. Polly Pureheart - April 14, 2008 1:51 PM
Who cares? It's probably a shitty quality and, let's face it, even "hot" chicks in the 50's aren't hot by todays standards... .they were all doughy and shit. I'll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
46. Polly Pureheart - April 14, 2008 1:51 PM
Who cares? It's probably a shitty quality and, let's face it, even "hot" chicks in the 50's aren't hot by todays standards... .they were all doughy and shit. I'll stick with my good old up to date 2008 porn thanks.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
47. luna - April 14, 2008 2:04 PM
does it even matter what size she was? the fact of the matter is that
SHE WAS A NYMPHOMANIAC.
i would like to see the film i think it would be funny
hell mother fuckin' yeah thats what im talkin' about
48. deacon jones - April 14, 2008 2:09 PM
What's with all the fucking anti-american posts lately?? Half of them don't even make sense. Get the fuck off here if you don't like us and go eat some escargo and smoke a pipe.
49. Fan - April 14, 2008 2:14 PM
Marilyn's weight and body size fluctuated quite a bit throughout her life. I think she always looked good, but she was certainly slimmer at some times than at others. When she married Arthur Miller and went into semi-retirement, she gained a lot of weight during their "honeymoon period." Later, when the relationship soured, she slimmed down again.
50. GeorgetheLiar - April 14, 2008 2:17 PM
@ 36 the numbers much higher than 4,000. So naive.
"Obama in the White House, Bush in the doghouse!"
51. Auntie Kryst - April 14, 2008 2:19 PM
I got Arthur Miller in the BJ betting pool.. He's a longshot though - yeah I went there.
52. Ted from LA - April 14, 2008 2:27 PM
I saw the tape. It's real.
53. meh - April 14, 2008 2:46 PM
Thanks. I wanted to see this story and read the thread of comments. Sadly, they're not as entertaining as I'd hoped. Eh.
54. In like Flynn - April 14, 2008 2:47 PM
These Golden Age stars make Lindsay Lohan look like what she really is -- an innocent. Go read about Joan Crawford's voracious sex life -- which includes being eaten out by Marilyn Monroe, by the way -- or Charlie Chaplin's predilection for underage girls, or Gary Cooper's horse dick, or Ava Gardner and Frank Sinatra hanging out with the Mob, or Lana Turner's daughter stabbing her gangster boyfriend, or Errol Flynn and David Niven banging on the piano with their penises at orgies, etc.
Oh and #46-48, girls are by no means sexier today. Marilyn is too sad and desperate to be attractive, but the 50's produced the creme de la creme of womanhood. Today it's just a bunch of trashy mixed-race nastiness. 1950's pin-up = Bettie Page, 2000's pin-up = Tila Tequila. Need I say more?
55. justifiable - April 14, 2008 2:54 PM
#43 You really need to realize the world really did exist before you were born. Are you fucking nuts? "No hand-held camcorders then so it must be fake"?
I guess you just think camcorders developed out of nothing, no earlier versions. Where do you think all the endless reels of home movies everyone took in the 50's and 60's came from? *hint* The camcorder of the day was called an 8 mm HOME MOVIE CAMERA.
P.S. They also had phones then, too. Now go ask mom and grandma how they survived before you came along.
56. White Hot Babes - April 14, 2008 3:12 PM
#56 I agree. These asians and latinos and such do nothing for me. I am caucasian and like me own kind. No offense. I must be sick I know.
Marilyn was smokin' and is as fine as there ever was.
Yeah I guess she didn't have deltoids and triceps and all so I guess some of you closet fags won't like her.
She was and is so sexy I would dig her up now and eat her out, or rather the worms out of her pelvis.
Now THAT's a fan!
57. tintin - April 14, 2008 3:20 PM
@58 Either a fan-- or just really protein deficient.
58. Margarita - April 14, 2008 3:21 PM
Marilyn represents the sexy icon for that time.
I am Mexican and Spanish and white guys find me exotic.
I love the attention!
59. worm - April 14, 2008 3:50 PM
Check out a Marilyn Monroe sex tape at http://anothertube.net/vid.php?vid=Marilyn+Monroe+sex+tape
60. ehh - April 14, 2008 3:54 PM
she's a slut, so i'm not surprised.... can someone tell me why all hollywood girls idolize her?? why does everyone think she's so amazing and respectable?
61. sportsdvl - April 14, 2008 4:02 PM
You call her a "slut" like that's a bad thing???
62. Poonmoon - April 14, 2008 4:14 PM
#29 A woman who is 5'5" and 120 is size 4-6 actually. Some women are a size 2 while eating very well and exercisiong. There are a lot of different body types and only in extreme situations can we tell if a person is healthy or not just by looking at them. A woman at 5'5" can weight between 110 and 140 pounds and be healthy depeding on her body. The BMI is not all that accurate.
63. beesknees - April 14, 2008 4:44 PM
Look you idiots pick up a MM biography. She NEVER GOT FAT. The only time she gained any weight was when she was PREGNANT, during filmimg of Some Like It Hot. She lost the baby unfortunately. When she died she was thinner than ever.
64. Drew - April 14, 2008 4:48 PM
#64
A size 0-2 person that tells you they can eat well and exercise are lying. It is rare to find a person size 0-2 with a fast metabolism that can eat anything.
A woman 5'5" weighing 110 pounds is underweight.
65. TT - April 14, 2008 4:50 PM
#67
Yes I agree, people who are size 0-2 usually eat an unhealthy less than 1,000 calories a day such as Posh.
66. this is true hotness - April 14, 2008 4:53 PM
She's truly the hottest and most beautiful woman in the world, a true hottie and a true star, not like the overrated bitches that aren't all that at all and that Hollywood tries to sell us as the hottest thing these days when they're nothing more than talentless average insanely overrated chicks.
67. what? - April 14, 2008 5:06 PM
#58, I thought that's what white chicks jealous of hot exotic latin girls say to try to make themselves feel better about themselves. It's obvious that latin women are waay hotter and way more beautiful than white women. Of course that doesn't mean that all white women have to be unattractive, Marilyn Monroe is an example of that, but for each 1000 beautiful hot latin women there must be 1 hot and beautiful white woman, if it's even that much, and that white woman usually can't even compare to the beautiful and hot latin girls.
Look at Kim Kardashian. She's not latin but she looks latin/spanish. It's just more beautiful, latin/spanish girls just have way more beautiful feautures and nicer bodies, and they're sexier. Women like that are the hottest thing on Earth, white chicks can't even compete or compare.
68. poonmoon - April 14, 2008 5:33 PM
#66. Then I am by your standards considered underweight even though I eat between 2000-2200 calories a day, exercise daily and am considered to be in great health by my doctors. I love food and eat plenty of protein, grains, fruits, and vegetables I am also damn regualr. I don't eat preserved foods except for the very occasional treat and cook everything from scratch. My Husband is 6'2" lean and muscular and only weighs 160 he's a former athlete and eats the same food I do. Fact is most people eat like shit and would loose 5 to 10 pounds in a week if they just increased their fibre and cut down on sodium, fluid retension and constipation are common with the revolting North American diet.
My Mom and Grandma are exactly the same as I am. I've been this size since puberty and am almost 30. You just can make blanket generalized statements about people because we are all built differenlty. Though I agree that many women my size are not healthy and do not eat well, yet some women I work with who weigh 125 (5'5" in height) proudly eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never exercise. It's a little more complex then people like to make it out to be. Health is not just about numbers.
69. Skip Smith - April 14, 2008 5:35 PM
You know what's even hotter than Latin women? Dudes.
70. Doc - April 14, 2008 6:02 PM
#70
It would be nice if more Americans practiced a healthy lifestyle like you.
You say women at work weigh 125 pounds at 5'5" and proudly eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never exercise. This is highly unlikely. Females tend to lie about how much they eat, weigh, and clothes size. Remember Jennifer Love Hewitt claiming she was a size 2 lol! I suspect your friend eats once a day at McDonalds and this is how she maintains her weight. The underweight women that I know that eat at fast food; eat fast food once a day which is their only meal for the day.
Muscle weighs more than fat and your husband is 6'2" and weighs 160 pounds, he sounds underweight but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
71. Margarita - April 14, 2008 6:04 PM
#69
I agree!
72. Adam - April 14, 2008 6:13 PM
Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape......It should be seen!
I find full version of this video and in better quality at:
http://www.yuotuhe.com/watch?v=2bZDcInWojB
73. Beaut - April 14, 2008 6:41 PM
http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Job/Marilyn-Monroe-oversized-postcard--.jpg
^ That is size 8 and up, there's no way she was a 4 or a 6.
Another:
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/17/marilynmonroe_narrowweb__300x362,0.jpg
74. woodhorse - April 14, 2008 6:46 PM
I'm with Fish. I wasn't aware that anyone knew how to give a blow job back then. Maybe she was the only one - hence the popularity.............?
75. misha - April 14, 2008 7:02 PM
I'd just like to ad that according to various news channels, Marilyn didn't know she was being recorded.
76. VOTE DEMOCRAT! - April 14, 2008 7:09 PM
#76
She was with Kennedy and he kept on coming back; she knows how to please a man.
VOTE DEMOCRAT AND END THE WAR!
77. mel - April 14, 2008 7:14 PM
oh for fucks sake. marilyn was NOT fat when she died. you idiots could look at her autopsy report-she weighed 117 lbs. thats it. she was faaarr from fat. and who cares who she blew? she admitted she would never get on her knees for the movie industry again-and she had stated that that was how most women in the industry got ahead and got roles! grow up-it still happens today.
youd be surprised to know who blows who to get a role--from the 50's til now. she is far more beautiful than any of the trash in hollywood now.
78. There Is No Elephant in My Backyard Therefore There Are No Elephants on Earth - April 14, 2008 7:25 PM
#66:
"A size 0-2 person that tells you they can eat well and exercise are lying."
You must not be an Asian woman or know any Asian woman.
Please don't be bitter just because everyone you know was not blessed with the slim genes.
79. justifiable - April 14, 2008 7:26 PM
#76 Guess you never heard that classic joke about the contract player starlet who walks into the movie studio owner's office, locks the door and starts to take her clothes off. She looks him straight in the eye, gets on her knees, and tells him that she's gonna give him the best blow job he ever had in his life.
The prodicer looks at her and says, "So, what's in it for me?"
80. H. - April 14, 2008 8:02 PM
Hmm, well, it is *Marilyn Monroe* giving someone a blowjob.
On the other hand, for a FRACTION of that cost, you could have a chick that looks like Marilyn Monroe give YOU a blowjob.
81. poonmoon - April 14, 2008 8:10 PM
EXACTLY #80 we are all built differently. You just can't go around assuming every girl who is a size 2 is annorexic. I knew a few girl who had eating disorders and they were size 8 and 12. You really can't tell from looking at someone. My whole life girls whispered that I was annorexic meanwhile they were the ones with food issues.
It's the same damn thing as asssuming that every girl over sze 8 is a lazy pig. You just can
82. nick - April 14, 2008 8:15 PM
this is the funniest thing you've ever written. good game YOU!
83. jen hutchin - April 14, 2008 8:17 PM
A size 14 in the 50s would be a size 6 or 8 now--if you've tried on vintage clothes you wojld see how tiny women were. Fat girls who say Marilyn was a size 14 are kidding themselves.
84. robert - April 14, 2008 8:26 PM
The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported that woman is seeking rich men on____ i n t i m at e m i n g l e.c om_____ these days. On that site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show he needs sugar daddy in a hurry. But she said it is an absolutely slur and she are requiring the apologize from the magazine!
85. slamdunk - April 14, 2008 8:54 PM
^ You should require our apologize you spamming gender-illiterate rice eater. ^
86. wreckhouse - April 14, 2008 9:35 PM
@41- Why was MM a whore? Because she gave blowjobs? Does that mean every woman who sucks dick is a whore? I suppose you think that all women who really like to fuck are whores too? Marilyn Monroe was sexy and classy, and todays "starlets" can't touch her in the glamour department, and you damn well know it. Also, if she wasn't good looking, how come millions of men both then and now drool over her? Please, just fuck off if an inane comment like that is the best you can come up with.
#46, 47 and 48- Your comment wasn't clever enough to post three times. You only have to hit "post your comment" once, you know.
87. Marilyn Monroe Is Size 8 - 10 (or 12) My Ass - April 14, 2008 10:37 PM
#29
If a woman has a measurement of 35-25-35, she will probably be size 4, the most, in today's sizing. If you don't believe this, look carefully into the list of measurements in every women's clothing store (online or catalogs) and you will see that 24" waist is the most size 2, but is usually size 0. 34 bust size is usually between size 2 - 4. So Marilyn is a one-inch bustier version of today's size 2 (with the true meaning of curvy, not fat).
As a comparison, Jessica Alba's waist is also 25", but of course she is not as curvy, and has 34B chest, whereas Marilyn wore D cups.
So for those feeling good about themselves for being today's size 12, get real, if you want to look like Marilyn, you'll need to slim your waist down to size 2, at most.
88. Monroe's corpse - April 14, 2008 10:57 PM
D Cups my ass! Try B.
89. Boobie Smooth - April 14, 2008 11:01 PM
she was a hoe before her time
90. Bobby Ewing - April 14, 2008 11:01 PM
Why the heck would someone pay $1.5 million when the alleged Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape has been out for awhile now?
DOH!! hahahaa
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=13510469#13510469
91. beesknees - April 15, 2008 12:36 AM
#69 sorry, not everyone feels that way. There are gorgeous Latin women but there are tons more with huge hips, belly & ass. Every culture has hot women. Every culture has not hot women. Stop spewing your "1000 in 1 " crap.
92. Aaron - April 15, 2008 1:27 AM
Is this a Marilyn Monroe as this blogger claims????????
http://glitzybits.blogspot.com/2008/04/is-this-marlilin-monroe-sex-tape.html
93. kitty_kat - April 15, 2008 3:11 AM
@88- Ummm... Yeah... Okay...
First of all, when did I ever say that she was a whore because she gave blowjobs you fucking idiot? Learn to read. She is a whore because she had ABSOLUTELY no talent and only made it by whoring herself around. People still drool over MM? Hmmm... I guess they are people like you, who are extremely suggestible and only need to be told that someone is hot over and over again in order to believe it (even where its totally untrue). The joke is, dumbfucks like you probably crucify people like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton for the same reasons that you consider Marilyn Monroe "classy and sexy". Oh! And by the way: "Marilyn Monroe" and "classy" don't belong in the same sentence, you sack of crap.
94. King Wang - April 15, 2008 3:53 AM
Dudes, you are total fags if you wouldn't hit Marylin FUCKING Monroe.
She isn't to me what Jayne Mansfield was, but still, go dig up her original Playboy spreads, or any others.
Bang-a-FUCKING-licious.
I wouldn't pay that kind of money. As it is, my brilliant mind can easily imagine Marylin givng one HELLUVA headjob to me.
Actually, I can say that about Blow-Han (and I don't mean "snow" blow in her nose), and Brit-Swallow-Don't-Spit Spears.
Kitty............you know they make estrogen shots for what you got right?
Ease up, or let someone lay some serious pipe. It is never a mans fault that you can't measure up to someone like THE Monroe.
They paid that much for THE ORIGINAL tape you nimrods.........
Who the fuck would pay for a VHS copy of what was/is most likely 8MM film?
95. Anny - April 15, 2008 4:59 AM
I viewed her private profile with nude photos at Naturistlive.com. She is active at that web. She is a gold member there. The site keep her data in confident from other users except her "circle of friends". I will never know this if my friend don't tell me. He had met many other celebrities there.
96. malibu spambie - April 15, 2008 5:22 AM
Anny, you fucktard, you remind me of the Iraqis in Desert Storm trying to demoralize the troops, telling them that Bart Simpson was home fucking their girlfriends while they were fighting. Tell your fuckwit boss to knock off the spamming - we're all sick of it and no one visits your sites on principle just because we hate him, you and all the spammers. Go practice your English somewhere else.
Fishguy, how about knocking these assclowns out of the box and keeping them out for a week until they go elsewhere?
97. wreckhouse - April 15, 2008 10:02 AM
@ 95- Maybe you should try and remember what you typed in your own posts you fucking idiot. Nowhere did you say she was a whore because she didn't have talent-unlike you, who has a great talent for making an ass of yourself. Marilyn Monroe was THE sex symbol for a generation and people are still talking about her all these years later, because she was beautiful and lit up the screen. Lindsay Lohan's "career", like the joke that is Paris Hilton, are already the subject of jokes because of the fact that both of those pathetic wastes of life are recognized for what they are-celebrities whose fame comes only from the stupid things they do. Marilyn Monroe was a classy sexy babe and you're stupid enough to expect people to read your tiny mind to know what you meant in a post; once again, go fuck off.
98. tenalisabe - April 15, 2008 12:23 PM
Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Video
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99. Name - April 15, 2008 4:18 PM
"The legendary film was sought by others when it's existence became known..."
or
"... when its existence became known..."
100. hellohello - April 19, 2008 7:01 PM
#37 Pauline: you have no authority in playing the amateur grammarian since your post has about four errors in it.