Apr 23 2008Mariah Carey: I'd feel 'violated' having a kid

Mariah Carey's biological clock may be ticking (She's almost 40. Eww!), but she's in no rush to procreate. Despite having all the ample body parts to do so. Wait, almost 40. Bad penis! NY Daily News reports:

"I don't think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven't thought about it."
Carey said having children would leave her feeling "violated... I know that's a kind of weird thing to say, but that's how I am. You gotta take care of yourself," she said. "You have to try and stay pretty, you know."

You have to try and stay pretty. Amen, sister! You are preaching to the choir. Beautiful people like us don't need no kids getting up in our business making us look all ugly and shit. Nuh uh. Everyone thinks looks grow on a tree and you can just, I dunno, have a kid then go out back and pick some more good looks. It doesn't work like that. And not because I cut down this magical tree and kept it alive in my basement. That has nothing to do with it whatsoever. Now, excuse me, I'm running low on Miracle-Gro. *looks in mirror* Mmm, gorgeousy.

Thanks to Gabriella who was grown in a sexy orchard - tended by supermodel elves. True story.

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uh. wow.

What a cunt.

"I don't think I could properly educate a child right now."
truer words have never been spoken

"Maybe in the future"
I doubt it. you'll still be stupid in the future

"but I actually haven't thought about it."
cause thinking makes my head hurt...

She couldn't properly educate a peanut butter sammich.

Finally, a woman with common sense.

It should be a crime to wreck a nice body with a child.

Remember that, young wives - having a child is the most selfish thing you can do in your marriage - destroy the temple you present to your husband by squeezing a bowling ball through the tunnel of love.

i think the rest of the world should feel violated when celebutards shit out these future assbags

I'd love to "feel" anmd "violate" her.

The Superficial poster child

All I know is that Mariah does a crap job of taking care of herself before a child. After, I expect her fat, lazy ass to balloon up to the size of a Biggest Loser contestant. Plus, she ain;t pretty either way. I am just glad that he selfish is sparing the world from her passing on her stupid ass thought process to a helpless kid and perpetuating her kid of entitled lifestyle. She sucks. If she died, no one would really care because she is and will always be about herself.

It's not "a weird thing to say". It's a very vain and narcissistic thing to say. Mariah Carey stays true to herself.

Why the FUCK is the asshole dating site spammer still polluting the fucking place??

The real reason she hasn't reproduced yet is because she keeps confusing her ovaries with her tonsils.

Oh #6. You really botched up any relevance your opinion might have had with the "finally a woman with common sense"

Given her words, I'm glad she's chosen not to procreate. Irresponsible parents really aren't good things. And besides, if she had a child and it wasn't a girl she'd give it a sex change, then give it implants by age 5 and teach her to only wear a tank top and stick her chest out at every possible moment, because the child will have to take care of herself and ensure she is always pretty. In fact, Mariah would probably have an operation at an early age to remove the child's uterus, because if she bread she might not be pretty.

Actually this stupid twat's honest admission of complete self absorption is sort of refreshing. Whatever happened to Paris Hilton's crusade to save Rwanda??

what a diva.. she should have a couple kids, get a little chunky, then come back in 10 yrs and do playboy after getting fit again

Any guy who comes within 3 feet of her twat ought to be executed anyway. Seriously, why would any man want his baby batter in her? Rosemary's Baby for sure. This bitch would birth the anti-Christ and Armageddon would begin. Kill her now.

She must have seen those photos of Brittney. Eeeeew, gross!!!

I think every hot MILF in the world probably wants to blow her brains out about now. She actually said that having a baby would make her not pretty. WOW. Seriously, I know women with 6 kids that are hotter than she will ever be on her best day, which happened about 15 years ago. She is clueless and vapid and a serious waste of human flesh. Feed her fat ass to the dawgs.

Wow. Self absorbed is right.
Great quote typifying the superficial hollyweird attitude.

#5 - What about the wives who's husbands want them to have babies? The whole purpose of sex is for pro-creation purposes. If no one had babies anymore b/c it's a "Selfish" thing to do, then the world would be over. There would be no more future generations. My opinion is that people who don't have children b/c they don't want to get fat are "selfish" for not wanting the world to keep on evolving.

Some people just don't want kids. Geez.

Damn! Mariah Carey is a pathetic, overrated waste of skin. @9 you said it. People all over the world cow-tow to her ridiculous demands...why? She *had* a good voice that she maintains by constantly steaming her apartment and having her entourage do god knows what else. Someone, please cryogenicallly freeze this biznatch and rid the world of her until we can find a cure for egomania.

Mo@22-did you read the headline???...it's not that she "just doesn't want kids".

YAY #9 I always feel like I'm the only one who does not think Mariah is pretty. Her ego is onpar with Madonna's, but she's not as smart. I hate the sight and sound of this woman. I'm am rejoicing that she will never have children because she doesn't deserve to be a mother with her disgusting narcissism. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU UGLY OVERRATED BITCH

YAY #9 I always feel like I'm the only one who does not think Mariah is pretty. Her ego is onpar with Madonna's, but she's not as smart. I hate the sight and sound of this woman. I'm am rejoicing that she will never have children because she doesn't deserve to be a mother with her disgusting narcissism. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU UGLY OVERRATED BITCH

Back in my day a woman would pop out a few kids, do the dishes and still have the time and energy to make you a sammich!

I'm totally with her on the whole feeling violated-thing. Just think about it: for nine months you are carrying another live thing inside your own body which will only come out when it feels like it. And then there is the whole squeezing-an-entire-baby-out-of-your-snatch-ordeal.

What I don't get however is how she thinks that she would stay pretty if she didn't have a baby. Honey, you were cute in the '90s, but that's about it. Also, if she isn't able to properly educate a kid at her age, that pretty much means you are too retarded to have children. So bless her for knowing herself enough, unlike another vapid std-infested whore who wants to unleash her monsters on us.

i will now and forever say *mmm...gorgeousy* everytime i look in the mirror. hilarious.

#21 - I guess your husband only gets sex on his birthday and on your anniversary... well sex that YOU know about...

#21

the world existed before humans and it will keep on keeping on after we're gone. i consulted mother earth on her view and she said she can't wait for the tumor (known as the human race) is removed from her back side.

Hey #21 thanks for that revelatory comment. No sex means no children? Being pro-creative means procreating. That's heavy man. People start fucking b/c Nicolyn is right.

Leave her alone, i think she's hot! I'd love to take her out for a fine meal, stare into her eye's while she talks about herself, whisk her home in a stretched limo full of flowers, carry her upto her bedroom then make sweet Mariah pleasing love to her all night. Then as she slowly drifts into a beautifull sleep in my arms....I'd rob her. NICE !!!

wow mariah!!! i actually looked up to you! i cant belive your so fucking simple minded. honestly she's not even pretty. she's just an old bitch who wears make-up to hide her wrinkles! feed her FAT ASS to the lions.

Ah, the eponymous post. Lovely.

#21 - Do shut up. I find women aghast at another woman's decision (for whatever reason) not to procreate sad at best and fucking outright pathetic at worst. You bitches piss and moan about being objectified as mere domestic tools and then turn around and demand to be respected as the very crux and cradle of life itself. You want to cherish your natural gender roles AND condemn them as conspired oppression. Self-hatred is weak-mindedness. Selfishness is attempting to impose your own half-baked ideas about self worth on the entire species of woman.

technically, wouldn't she have to be violated before having the child?

Mariah probably has an ugly mother.

Seriously, I was walking in downtown Boston yesterday at lunch, and I saw two ugly-assed, fat white-trash ghetto wigger mammas pushing baby strollers who both literally stopped in the middle of the street around Post Office Square, in the MIDDLE of the intersection, because one wasd loudly yapping on her cell phone (to the baby-daddy no less) about something so horrendously incorrect to repeat, that I almost hoped they had been killed by an oncomming cab. True Story.

At least Mariah knows NOT to have a kid because she's dumb. Finally, a "model" idiot.

kisses! xoxox

To all of thee who arst hate-ifiying the illustrious #5, i hereby do remind you that in fact sex is for *and only for* procreation.

Without good catholic girls like #5, where would we be?

If she were knocked up, it would excuse her fat rolls and disgusting udder-boobs. I can't believe a Russian ship hasn't pulled up and harpooned this whale.

She is so fucking ridiculously fat, no wonder America is going to hell. Women over 85 pounds should be shot with tazers and taken to Bavarian nations where lard is appreciated. Women with boobs bigger than a C cup should have them removed. If they're over 85 pounds afterwards, ship them with the lardies.

@36 - I thought of that too late.

Yes, first Mariah would have to let someone violate her, and she's too busy fucking herself for that.

#15 Rwanda is not the place that Paris said she wanted to save, it's the name that Mariah has picked out for when she does have a child.

woooooooooow #36 your a fucking genuis. anywayz mariah carey dumbass is going through age crisis. i hope that bitch get stabbed in the vagina. and uhhhhhhhhhh #37 there's nothing wrong with living or being ghetto. people need to shut the fuck up.

For a second there I thought I had something in common with Mariah - I thought the headline said "I feel like violating a kid".

I would love to violate her in her anus. Then violate her in her mouth. I think it is called: "Ass to Mouth"?

STAY pretty???? When the crap was she EVER pretty??

Elliott - I don't have a husband but my fiance has nothing to complain about. He's well taken care of in that department as well as every other. But I truly appreciate your concern, as does he I'm sure.

And for all you others out there who are hating on what I had to say, take note: THAT WAS MY OPINION. It clearly states that in what I posted. There was nothing rude towards anyone and I was hoping that everyone could be mature enough to have a conversation about this rather then get all up in arms about one person's opinion.

@#35 - You don't know me from the person sitting next to you on the bus in the morning, so dont' sit there and tell me what I do and don't believe. And I would appreciate it if you wouldn't lump me into a category with every other woman out there. I'm not every other woman nor do I claim that I'm something special. I simply had an opinion (just like everyone else here) and stated it. I was not tearing into Elliot or being a bitch regarding what I had to say. I was simply starting a conversation that apparently no one else can keep going in an adult manor. How old are you people? 12? Jesus, grow the fuck up!

21 - It will do the world some good for people to slow down with the procreation. The world's population is growing exponentially which will cause major problems in the near future.

Anyway, why is Mariah "selfish" for admitting that she's not capable of raising and educating a child? Too bad Britney wasn't that selfish.

@24... okay, so she'd 'feel violated' because she doesn't want a kid ruining her body?

I was slender and looked NICE until I had a baby. Then, through no fault of my own, I got gestational diabetes, gained 80 pounds while I was pregnant and nearly DIED. You can't control that shit.

Would I say I feel violated? No. But I can understand other people SERIOUSLY not wanting to go through that. I don't take offense to it.

#42 much love for ya.

Living below the poverty line is da bomb yo! It's mad chill spending limited financial resources on clothes and cars (wot wot) instead of establishing longterm economic security for you and your family. Declining infant mortality rates is off da hizzle dog. Shiiit broken familiy units, drug and alcohol abuse, crime dat shit is for realz. Zero chance of upward mobility be for me, ya hear?!.

#47 I don't disagree with you at all in that department. I think everyone is getting confused as to why I said what I said. I was referring to the person who said that the most selfish thing you can do in your marriage is have a baby. I was playing devil's advocate and stating that if everyone just stopped having children b/c it made them fat and ugly that it would be pretty selfish of us not to procreate b/c there would be no more future generations. I wasn't saying that Mariah is selfish or that anyone else is selfish for making a decision to not have children. I was simply stating that if everyone felt that way it would be selfish of our human race, as a whole, to give up the world as we know it.

Mariah's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Notice how FRIST shows up the instant somebody mentions ATM.

Yes, and as an aside,

do you have any Grey Poupon?

Oh my GASH! We all need to keep having babies! What if there are no more babies! Oh my GAHD!

(Minnesota much?)

Nice try #54 you cheeky little bastard. You're so clever! Again, grow up.

I'm not from Minnesota nor do I speak like that. I'm not even sure where you got that insane idea from. But keep up the good work, detective!

I stand by every word. You didn't address a single thing I wrote. Did you not understand?

Mariahs a horrible human being who no one wants to be around or listen to. However, she is still a woman who has a nice body and that makes men want to fuck her. Her ability to spread her legs and flash her breasts are her only redeeming qualities. If she couldnt sing, she would be a hostess at some New York restaurant trying to pass itself off as classy. The fact she wont have a kid means nothing, because no man wants to have a kid with her. Men just want to fuck her while wearing earplugs. She is no different then any of these celebrisluts who are always talked about and looked at from various angles depending on what they are wearing.

She's such a joke. Her music SUCKS, every song sounds the SAME. She's a pyscho. She should never have kids. Violated? What a selfish hag.

oh and to the person who said every hot MILF wants to blow her brains out after hearing what M said - are you kidding???? Quite the opposite actually. I love it when tools like you speak for other people like you would know. Grow up. We MILFs couldn't care less what M has to say about it. It's certainly no reflection on us.

Eccoli - No I understood every word that you wrote. However, I didn't feel the need to address what you had written b/c as I stated before, I'm not like every other woman, and those are not my views. I don't bitch about being a domestic tool or anything of that nature. I don't bitch about being a woman at all...ever. I don't hate myself and I'm not trying to "impose my ideas" on anyone. If you had read anything I've said you'd understand that I was simply playing Devil's Advocate to the original post that was made about women being selfish for wanting to have children. So in short, your statement wasn't taken into consideration b/c I personally believe that what you had to say isn't relivent to how I feel or live my life.
*End Rant*

when did people stop forgetting that waiting to have kids when the woman is 35 or older actually makes for more pregnancy complications and the child being born with more health problems? not all the time but it does significantly raise that bar...

i'm all for women who don't want to have kids for whatever reason (even if it does go against our norm). the sad thing is, those who shouldn't have kids (the poor, whorish, druggies, etc.) are the ones who are popping them out all the time even though they are completely incapable of providing or even caring for the kids. when was the last time you saw no less than 5-6 kids running around a trailer home?

George Best, I love you! That's the funniest (read: true) thing I've read.

#19 hit a home-run. What the fuck? I used to look up to this bitch... GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY, MIss "Eternally 12"!!!!!!! So in her warped mind, having a child equals not being pretty?! You're almost fuckin' 40... get a reality check. I think the fake tits are blocking the oxygen to your brain! Your old haggard uterus probably isn't worth much these day, anyhow. The quicker you start dressing your age, acting your age, and thinking your age the better off you'll be... you old fucking maid.

These women sure are defensive.

#58 - Who are you trying to convince?

Mariah is this web site personified.

Geeeeez, you guuuuuuyz, doncha read anyting??????

This isn't about babies. It's about fucking. She hates it - specifically the penis-entering-her part. She's a "look, don't touch" girl (although I don't know why anybody would want to look, unless they forgot what a chimp's face looks like). Her ex's have been pretty consistent about this.

My guess: incest survivor.

Then why address it to me?

How could anyone have a problem with this chick not reproducing?

What a shallow and vapid bitch. Pathetic.
You are off my Xmas card list Carey.

I think as long as she keeps using her personality for birth control, she'll be fine.

I'm pretty sure she's had bigger things than a newborn pushed through her vagina. The baby would probably just fall right out of her.

I'm pretty sure she's had bigger things than a newborn pushed through her vagina. The baby would probably just fall right out of her.

It is good that M admits she does not want to have children. Most celebrities would lie about such a thing. She is self absorbed and afraid of ruining her body. No child deserves to have a mother or father that resents them.

Mariah spent a lot of money with her boob job and tummy tuck so I'm not surprised she feels this way. She could always get work done again after having a baby like all the other celebrities. But since she knows she would not be a good mom, it is best she does not have children. She sure can hit the high notes.

How vain

#65 - I think you hit it dead center! She's obviously fucked up about something in her upbringing. I think someone closely related to this fucking singing turnip paid her many visits at bedtime and came away with smelly fingers and a glazed pee-pee.

I wish Mariah would realize that she looks AWFUL with straight hair!! The girl so needs to do something with her hair!

As far as not having children goes, it sounds like a good idea on her part!

#63 - No one! Least of all anyone on the internet. I just had to say it!

Hmmm...but she didn't feel "violated" having her fake tits augmented into mounds of silicone jell though...or all of the other plastic surgery she has had trying to cover up her monkey face...NOOOOOO!

"kid"? I'd also feel violated if I birthed a goat. I wonder if a billy goat kid is born with horns..?

Silly Mariah men can't have babies.


Her comments are fucking hilarious because she let her "pretty” go over a decade ago. These comments would make sense from a supermodel but Manriah Carey? NO. Violated? No honey that' what people say to YOU when you proposition them" umm no thanks Mariah I'd rather not have sex with you I would feel too violated". And of course she couldn't educate a child or anything for that matter “stupid is as stupid” does, bitch isn't educated so she can't educate, simple.

I agree with a lot of the comments here, lots of women with kids are hotter than this whore will ever be or ever was and women stop fucking attacking each other.

#21.Having a child is an enormous responsibility and the world would be a better place if some people chose not to have children. Have you seen some of HORRIBLE parents out there? The world could certainly stand to be less populated (more to go around) and those who don't want kids are still in the minority so let them do their thing. A lot of people aren’t cut out for it and it's a fuckload better that they realize it than that they ruin some innocent child (Britney, Pamela Anderson, Kate Moss etc...). Other capable people just would prefer to contribute to the world in other ways, now I can't stand Oprah, but she's done a shitload and she never had kids, nor did Mother Theresa. Some people I know are too medically ill to have children and others work and then spend most of their time volunteering to help the kids out there who already exist and have NO ONE instead of producing brand new children when there is a world full of suffering children in need. We all have options and no one can say which is best because it depends on the person and the circumstance, some adopt, some have biological children, some have step children that they love as their own and some have causes or people who they love like a child. All in all life is about contributing and there are so many ways to do so and different people are right for different things. The world is overpopulated as it is so while I have no respect for this tart I respect those who choose not to have children for their own reasons.

Some people make great parents, some don't and some have a different path to follow so live and let live for.

NOTE: Celebs do not count in the “live and let live” philosophy, they must be mocked at all times since they sold their “live and let live” human right for the vapidness of fame.


P.S. Gorgeousy that’s fucking brill, I love it.

LMAO@ NY Ted

Cosmetic plastic surgery is fucking pathetic. Why not just hang a sign around your neck that reads, "I'm insecure about my appearance," or, "I'm a whore to the glam mag ideal?"

After all this, though, I have to say that I understand the 'violated' attitude. "Make it into the world on your own time, asshole!" I wouldn't want a parasite swelling up my abdomen, either.

By some strange coincidence, Mariah's genes are one that should not be replicated. Who says there's no balance in the universe?

Nicolyn, why do you want stupid people to procreate anyway?

her body is already violated by silicone fake tits!

#80 says it best.

I have said for a long time that I didn't like Mariah Carey, but I couldn't put my finger on what it was about her that I didn't like. Until now. She is so narcissistic it's sad. Everyone's looks fade in time and it doesn't matter how much money Mariah spends on herself she will never be as attractive as the latest "IT" girl that's younger than her. She is destined to chase that dream forever.

I think its everyone's personal choice to decide if having children is something they want to do. However, its insulting to all mothers to insinuate that she is taking care of her body and staying beautiful by avoiding pregnancy. I gave birth to two children and my body was violated LOL! But in the end what I have are two wonderful, loving, sweet human beings to come home to. I look back at pregnancy and chilbirth as a wonderful experience that I'm thankful I was able to go through.

It is not thatshe does not want to have kids, she cant have any, she has had so many abortions in the past, that her doctor told her she would never get pregnant or carry a child to full term, so it is easier for her to say that she does not want them, when in her heart she kjnows she will never have them.. its a sad story actually...

Most women look good after having a baby if they were not overweight before they had the baby and gain the right amount of weight during pregnancy. I have one child and I maintained a healthy weight during pregnancy and ate right too. My breasts actually improved after breast feeding. My breasts went from size 34B to 34C to my husbands and my delight. It has been a joy to raise a beautiful, smart, independent, good hearted, good humor, and talented daughter. She is independent and does not follow the crowd.

Mariah, your looks are going to go no matter what you do. And then, when you're an old lady, who is going to care about you? Personal assistants? The dog you carry in your purse? No one.

Oh great, the woman who raised the Athiest is back to tell us about how she not only successfully raised a good-natured devil worshiper, but also gained a cup size!! It must have been all that voo-doo magic. Nobody cares, shut up, go away.

I hope she gets flesh eating disease. On her face to start, then those big plastic tits.

MARIAH IS THE BIGGEST PHONEY ~
I WOULD NEVER BUY HER MUSIC

MARIAH IS THE BIGGEST PHONEY ~
I WOULD NEVER BUY HER MUSIC

Thank God she's not planning on procreating; we don't need any more of her kind in this world (as in vapid, talentless). At least she realizes she's far too selfish to have a child. She would be leaving the child with the nanny most of the time anyways; and when she was around she would just be like "how does my hair look? My boobs? Does mommy look hot? You know you ruined mommy's body!" ...it would be Mommy Dearest Part 2 for sure.

I'm a bit shocked at all the hostility over a woman who decided not to have kids. It seems like, if someone uses their brain and decides that children is not a good idea for THEM, personally, the masses attack their decision (ala Salem Witch Hunt) - yet if someone forgets to use protection (or is in highschool, unemployed, having 1 night stands, drunk off their ass, etc etc etc) and gets pregnant, then BAM THEY'RE A FUCKING SAINT and are worshiped just because they performed the most basic biological function! Leave the woman alone - she made a logical decision - unlike most people!

#90

I wondered if someone would remember me. I introduced my daughter to Christianity and after she learned there was no Santa Clause; her science, logic and critical thinking questioned Jesus and God. My biggest accomplishment has been raising my daughter. There is no voodoo magic or devil worshiping; just science, logic and critical thinking.

oh god, not proud mom again. jesus christ. can we keep the fucking comments set low on the bar? I hate it when people comment all serious. it's called, "THE SUPERFICIAL" not, "thesis online."

If everyone would revert back to my original comment you will notice that nothing is said about me thinking stupid people should procreate or that I think ALL women should procreate. I was responding to another person's post who said that women are selfish to have children b/c it ruins their bodies that are there for men's enjoyment.

If you're going to jump all over someone for something they said, at least read the entire thread before you come to a conclusion.

I want to impregnate Mooriah

@97 People can't be funny all of the time. You must be the self appointed serious comment police! Now how's that for being funny? Should you really be using the Lord Jesus Christ Our Savior in vain? You are going to go to hell!

i hate mariah carey as much as the next superficial commenter, and i for one am HAPPY that she doesn't want to have kids

THAT IS GOOD!

who needs more celebabies of brainless, overpaid cuntwaffles?

if mariah did get pregs, she should call ABORTION GIRL posthaste!

omg, this b#$% is in for a Darwin :D

101---I agree because look what happened to Kim Kardaskank from her superficial mom raising her. Kim turned into a fat worthless self absorbed no talent lazy skank that does bad porn.

As I heard it, Mariah's mother was a total diva who never had time for her, so like mother like daughter is my guess.

I am the youngest out of my 3 siblings. My mom told me that she wished she only had 1 kid. My mom was always in competition with me; comparing our breasts size and it was really uncomfortable and weird. Then my mom decided she did not want to raise us anymore and left us with my abusive dad, so my mom could live the single life like her single best friend; meet cops at bars and screw them. I was always afraid that I would be like my mom and resent having kids, but I'm totally the opposite and love raising my kids. I feel sorry for my mom because she never enjoyed being a mother and it the hardest job any mom will love and it's a joy. If we close our eyes to the past then a lot of times we repeat the past.

why is anyone surprised, this woman herself admited she had a breakdown. She is not mentally stable. She couldn't take care of a kid, cuz she couldnt even mentally handle HERSELF.

But we have to stay pretty? I mean she isn't even that pretty that her looks lol are so important she is photoshopped to no end right, so she could be pregnant and still photoshop herself to be 120lbs like she always does.
Am i right??

Many women have babies and stay pretty, it takes hard work and time in the gym which we obviously know she lacks the discipline to do soooo thats why she said that

Though I realize she would have to be artificially inseminated, as most cows are hence the "violation", this is still the most selfish thing I have ever heard anyone say. Does she realize that she will have to pay people to call her mommy when she's an 80 year old hag still stuffing herself into her tiger-print unitard?

Women should be banned from posting on this site.

Thank you Maraiah for making a smart decision for once in your life. We all would feel violated.

I feel violated having to hear her shitty songs on the radio, read her inane comments, and look at her bizarre face, which always makes me think of chop shops, seeing as how all the parts probably came from different surgeons.

Is it because she does all her fucking up the ass and wouldn't know what to do with something in her vajayjay?

As slutty and conceited as she is, she's got more common sense than a lot of these other slutty conceited bimbo's that keep poppin' out kids like turds.

Let's face it. Mariah's saging, old vag couldn't handle the task. I heard she gave birth one, and the little half breed came shooting out of her vag like a cannon ball. Dead fetus was easy enough to clean off the wall, but the afterbirth. Jeesh. No hazmat team can handle that much acidic biohazard.

Heard fucking her is like ringing the dinner bell down on the farm.

I can't believe we are letting this bitch breathe our air. Call EPA! Contamination alert!!!

Wow. Really?

Wow. Really?

That is awesome. Thank god vanity will keep this vapid women from having children. At what age should we start the bets that poor old, lonely Mariah will be pining away for a child and trying to adopt from Africa? I'll give her 5 years...

Honestly, if she's that self-absorbed its probably a good thing that she doesn't want any kids.

Fuck, if she ever has a kid I hope he or she beats this bitch to death with a stick.

What a shallow thing to say. Unbelievable. I have news for Ms. Carey; TIME is going to violate her, and I can't wait to watch. It's called menopause, darling...and you won't like what it does to your body.

she wants to "stay pretty"?
was she ever?
it's good she doesn't want to have kids.

A woman who doesn't have kids is a failure, not matter what else she does in life.

Whew, thanks Mimi, that's one of the more reassuring things I've heard in a while. You're right; don't do it! We'll consider it a child saved.

Even though shes black id still lick her azzhole!

Why does the thought of a woman not wanting kids bring out the devil in some people? YOu idiots get mad at unfit people like brit brit that have a child but then get angry when someone unfit makes the wise decision to not have one.

Ridiculous!

GOOD NEWS, THE SKANK WILL NOT BREED.

GOOD NEWS, THE SKANK WILL NOT BREED.

This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!!! Is she saying all women who have children are ugly??? Her mother must be so proud of her daughter! On the other hand...thank god she has not reproduced. What would she teach the child??? How to marry the right people to get a record contract? How to have a mental breakdown because ALL your dreams came true and you are famous? What a fuggin idiot she is!

Poor misguided Mariah. Beauty fades and dumb is forever and all that is left are ones character and humor.

M.C. Light in the Brain doesn't want to squeeze out any puppies because it might make her fat and fugly?

Good. Stupid people shouldn't breed. She should be sterilized and put out of our misery.

Good singer. Besides that she's a dumb skanky bitch.

#88] I think we're all missing the most important part of what Proud Mom had to say:
Her tits got bigger.
I'm demanding photographic proof. Oh, yeah.

MARIAH GIVES A TON TO CHILDREN'S CHARITIES - that's more than you bitter a-holes do. If she has decided not to have children, that's her right. What are we, back in the stone age? Do you all think women are just walking wombs? We don't have to be baby factories if we don't want to - grow up and join the 21st century people!!!

This is the best news I've heard all year. I hope more celeb-fucktards take her words to heart. Sick of them getting preggers for the publicity.

This is coming from a woman who said she would love to be as skinny as the starving children in Africa...besides, it seems like she tries to hard to be hot and sexy. She has a beautiful voice, but she isn't really a head turner...agree?

M has ugly gap implant cleavage!

I'm just glad to see there will be one less bastard celeb child out there. And whoever said Mariah was still pretty is sadly mistaken, she was pretty about 10 years ago, now she is just middle aged and I expect to see Nutrasystem spokes person in her future.

As a mom, it's so nice of her to say having a baby makes you ugly. I know I love to hear that. I mean who cares about the miracle of bringing life into the world, or a way to carry on your family legacy, you might get fat!!

re BirdieBird: to say that you have a child to "carry on the family legacy" is just as much a selfish thing to say as someone who doesn't want to "get fat" from pregnancy. You ask any parent (or soon to be parent) why they want a child and they'll say, without missing a beat, because "I want...(fill in the blank with), someone to take care of ME when I'm old, to have a carbon copy of ME (mini me), to carry on MY family name, because everyone else is following the life script so I have to have a baby, because babies are cute (yeah, real nice reason..not good enough) " and when someone actually thinks about the child for once (Mariah admitted that it isn't a good time for her to have a baby - she was thinking of a child's wellbeing), people like you get all up in arms.....it's not all about YOU...and to think that your accusing Mariah of such behavior!!!! You just don't realize that your accusing her of your very own selfishness (your carbon footprint is much larger than a chilfree person's, so don't think your all innocent and saintly just because your a parent. And, as amazing as we, human beings are, birth is not a miracle...it is a biological function that any sexed up being can perform (no matter if your religious, spiritual, scientific or not..it's the biological truth).

re BirdieBird: to say that you have a child to "carry on the family legacy" is just as much a selfish thing to say as someone who doesn't want to "get fat" from pregnancy. You ask any parent (or soon to be parent) why they want a child and they'll say, without missing a beat, because "I want...(fill in the blank with), someone to take care of ME when I'm old, to have a carbon copy of ME (mini me), to carry on MY family name, because everyone else is following the life script so I have to have a baby, because babies are cute (yeah, real nice reason..not good enough) " and when someone actually thinks about the child for once (Mariah admitted that it isn't a good time for her to have a baby - she was thinking of a child's wellbeing), people like you get all up in arms.....it's not all about YOU...and to think that your accusing Mariah of such behavior!!!! You just don't realize that your accusing her of your very own selfishness (your carbon footprint is much larger than a chilfree person's, so don't think your all innocent and saintly just because your a parent. And, as amazing as we, human beings are, birth is not a miracle...it is a biological function that any sexed up being can perform (no matter if your religious, spiritual, scientific or not..it's the biological truth).

Sorry for the double post...didn't think it went through.

Wow, at least she admits she is totally vain and irrelevant. She's probably too old to have a kid now, anyways. She seems way too vain and ignorant to ever be a parent.

LOL when has that fat cow EVER been pretty!

I think Mariah is doing a world a favor by not having kids. The world is too over-populated anyway.

By not having kids she is only making a world a better place. And not making the world even more crowded from people.

So in reality.. she is a saint!

Why do people think that it's somehow a woman's DUTY to have kids? Fuck that shit man. Someone who doesnt want/have kids isn't selfish... it's THEIR fucking life, why should they have to give it up for something they dont want just because someone else says they should? A lot of parents are so proud of themselves for having crotch fruits, and women who have septuplets are treated as fucking HEROES, but the truth of the matter is that any dumbfuck can get knocked up. If you're one of those pushy "My kid is the next Chuck Norris TRUFAX" moms like #88 ProudMom is, you gotta realize that A. no one else cares/wants to hear about your brat and B. just because you think that pregnancy and birth are some sort of twisted "miracle" doesnt mean that everyone else thinks that way. Accomplish something YOURSELFwith your life so that you dont have to live through your kids and hope that they accomplish what you set out to do but never did because you got pregnant.

Not saying that Mariah has accomplished much. Dont like her, but I respect her decision to live her own life, jesus. vagina =/= clown car.

#144 (Mer) I agree 100%!!!! I don't understand this current "cult of the child" concept - don't we have free choice? Isn't that what we've been fighting for all along? Or are we just 'walking wombs' to the fundies? Since when is a woman making her own mind up and choosing the course of her life, wrong? Last time I checked, we were a free country.

The problem arises when women, who are especially prone to making poor choices and are generally in need of guidance, are manipulated into thinking like several of the commenter's above. 'Cult of the child'? What is wrong with you? Having children is the greatest accomplishment possible, and that stands true despite the ease with which it can be achieved. One day you'll wake up after having spent your twenties and thirties pursuing empty hedonism and find that you're all used up and no decent man wants you.
Christ, you know society's broken when it's churning out corrupted women like some of the above, who see children as a burden and motherhood as something to look down on.

And what's worse is that the women least corrupted by feminism (more accurately described as masculinism, as feminists hate true femininity) are the women who should be breeding *less*. Mariah can sterilize herself for all I care - she's trash - but it is the trash who tend to breed the most. Dysgenic fertility is what it's called.

#147 Gus...wtf? I'm guessing, from your 'name' your male and don't know what the Hell your talking about - and if your female, you still don't know what the Hell your talking about.

I know *exactly* what I'm talking about. That's the point.

#13: You mean #5, not #6. That makes you look real smart, no offense. ok, some offense.

#21: Let me go shove a bowling ball up your ass and let's see you carry that in for 9 months then push it out. Fun eh?

Oh and women are not baby makers. GET THAT STRAIGHT. I don't EVER want a baby, I hate babies and I despise children. If a guy doesn't accept that, then I do not need to be with them. And the world is NOT going to be over by 1 woman not wanting kids. Seriously. We're not selfish for wanting to NOT get fat, how about you put on 50lb in a few months and see how people stare at you. Or go adopt a child, then tell me about it.

Good for Mariah, FINALLY a celeb who stands up for what they believe in instead of the BS the others spew out. Not a fan of hers but I'm so happy she told it like it was.

I think Mariah is far from ugly, but if I had her money I would be 10 times hotter my damn self.....and Ive had 4 kids..........If she doesn't want to stretch out her body that's her perogative.......having kids is definitely a struggle especialy if due to some bad life choices you are single and doing it alone like me.....she seems to be in a place where she wouldnt have to struggle at all financially if she did have children, she just must not have the desire to have anyone dependent on her or enough sense to raise one productively.......I wouldn't take back any of mine, I would just make more sensible choices when it comes to a mate.....be careful who you breed with ladies it always comes back to haunt you........LOL

#147 gus, your head's so far up your own ass, you must be licking your appendix by now. Children ARE a burden and I hate them with a firey passion. I would make a terrible mother, therefore my choice not to be one is a RESPONSIBLE one, and the best for all parties involved.

I dont look down on motherhood, I look down on the people posting here who act like Mariah's so horribly SELFISH for DARING to want to control her own life and/or body instead of giving it up for something she doesnt want just because someone else thinks it would somehow inexplicably improve her life or character. And if you "wake up after having spent your twenties and thirties pursuing empty hedonism and find that you're all used up and no decent man wants you" ...how is having a kid supposedly going to remedy that??

And just because someone doesnt want to be a parent doesnt mean theyre "hedonistic". They just have PLANS for their future that dont include dirty screaming little faces, that's all. Maybe you love teh chilluns, but there are people out here who dont, and what's best for you isn't necessarily the best for everyone else.

Umm... hello. There are too many fucking people anyway. Don't hate on someone who is smart enough to know kids are not for them. I know a few people who should be "fixed" for their own good and for their hypothetical future childrens'. At least Mariah is smart enough to know she doesn't want them. I love kids but will never have any. I love me too much.

Why does anyone think Mariah is trash. She's pretty classy actually. She writes songs to include words most of you have never heard. She is elegant and enjoys the finer things in life. She dissed eminem without blatantly mentioning him. (Which he deserved). Also, when it comes to sex she is a prude. That is the opposite of a whore. And she is definately not a slut. That would be the term reserved for those of you who have sex on the first date and have either kids by 3 guys or 3 girls. When you open your mouth to speak-know what you are talking about.

Hey 154, I have put nicer things on my curb on trash day.

Question for you, would you want your daughter (if you have one) to live life like Mariah.

Mariah was unique when she initially released her songs. And, I believe the dumb,sexy girlie-girl thing was partly an act to create her image. But that was 20 some years ago; now in the year 2008, she just makes me tired. I feel sorry for you if you Mariah Carey is the what you perceive as classy.
Enjoying the finer things in life does not indicate class. Any bum can enjoy them, it's more how you acquire them and why you choose them. I have seen some very low-class ignorant women who enjoy the finer things in life as long as someone else is buying. The same women would not know class if it bit them in the butt.

I am glad that Mariah will not procreate. It would be heart-breaking to see what would become of a child she tried to raise. Shame on her for shunning Motherhood. Imagine if she would accidently become pregnant... She has immortalized her distain for any innocent child who would ruin her self-proclaimed pretty appearance. And the dumb-***** proclaimed it publicly. For that comment alone, she should have her tubes tied.

This is the most horrible thing I've heard said by any women regarding children. By nature, we love babies to the end that, when we have one in our arms; nothing else matters. I believe we get a little added fat so that we are more comfortable for our babies as we become their furniture for the first year as well as their food source. Something a REAL woman doesn't mind.

She is just ghetto trash, I watched her in a an interview and she slipped in and out of her "princess" act. She is a victim of too much self-love. Which proves she is not only heartless but a bad judge of character. But someone has to love her- it's just weird to have it be herself.

Miss Carey is just too full of herself. I think 40 is a good time for her to retire.
Thank God teenage girls today have been raised with enough sense and self-esteem to pave their own road. Can you imagine if females like baby-hating Mariah influenced our young girls. They should know it's a gift from god to be able to create a human life.

This is sick! Mariah you are dried up and over. Now go away and leave the real world alone.
QT

Oh No, #39 I cant' believe my eyes. Sir I do wonder if perhaps you erred on your comment. You said a woman should not be over 75 pounds. Did you mean 75 pounds overweight? There is a difference. Children weigh may weigh 74 pounds or perhaps and adult with a pituitary disorder. I know all men have their preferences but a normal, adult woman will not be 75 pounds. So either you are a fetish-freak or you made and error. Example: I am 5'6" and the doctor told me my normal weight should be around 140 to 150 pounds. But to me, that is not comfortable. Because of working out, I have 11% body fat and weigh 118 and feel healthy. By other peoples standards, I have been told I am too skinny? But it's just because I lift weights and keep thing in check that way. Did you know that there are men who actually prefer a larger woman? Some because their P**** is too large for a small girl, they say it's not gratifying. TMI, sorry!!! But I have been told that by some men and some larger women that this is the truth. You would be surprised what is discussed in an office of female employees!
But please don't look too hard for a 74 pound female -

"The quicker you start dressing your age, acting your age, and thinking your age the better off you'll be... you old fucking maid."

Conservative much ?


Whose the old maid ?

Queen Teriqua (lol)

Let people choose how they want to live. Not every woman wants children, it is natural that there are different kinds of people with different paths in life.

"Having children is the greatest accomplishment possible"

For you. But you are not everyone.

Last time I checked, people determine for themselves what the greatest accomplishment possible is; and the answers will wildly vary...


Greetings
Lola

"I know *exactly* what I'm talking about. That's the point."

It's none of your business how women, who aren't in a relationship with you, choose to live.

"Wow, at least she admits she is totally vain and irrelevant. She's probably too old to have a kid now, anyways."

Not necessarily. There's still plenty of women who have children in their 40's.

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