Apr 1 2008Madonna has two tickets to the gun show

Even to this day, Madonna still looks great, taking good care of herself and it certainly shows. Her arms are in better condition than some half her age. It's no wonder she can put on such a great concert and never look exhausted.

Great work Madonna!

Randal

wtf.. her and gwen stefani shoudl box.

You do NOT want a handjob from Madonna.

She could turn a rooster into a hen with one yank.

Then again, she hates yanks. What a skank.

(CUE GAY MEN to unleash venom for attacking this used up freak)

God, she makes me afraid to start working out..

This is what happens after having sex with hundreds of underage spics you pick up on the lower east side.

You must be joking....

She looks disgusting.... I feel bad for anyone who has to sleep with her....

Seriously.... Dude looks like a lady....

Dammit! We're queer, we're here and we won't disappear!

Randal, what is your address, I want to give you a Hershey bar..

So. How much testosterone do you think she is consuming, anyway?

I agree, she looks fab for 49, she can develop awesome live shows and no one is young 4ever, i hope to get my arms that tight at 50's.

She has a dick. And she's starting to look like Carrot top

What a babe! There's not an ounce of fat (or femininity for that matter) left in that body. She's a real looker now too.

Excuse me, I need to get a spoon. My testicles pulled themselves into my lower abdomen and I have to coax the fellas back out.

We are so on the same page AbsolutNico, nice to meet you.

It's very important we continue to look and feel our best and there's no fault if Madonna is one of those who continue to do it. Being healthy in our older years will have huge health benefits as we reach 60 and 70.

The earlier one starts to take care of themselves, excersise, eating healthy, the easier it will be to continue such a life style trend for the rest of ones life.

Randal

This Detroit wop is the toughest man in all of London!!

What the??? What is this, geriatric week FISH? Dina Lohan, Janice Dickinson and now Madonna? Geeze, is it back to 1980 or what? Give us some hawt chicks we care about, and not those that appear to be aging worse than the crypt keeper. I mean, if you are going old, give me some Jane Seymour, Michelle Pfeiffer or Cheryl Ladd.

She should have played the new Sarah Connor. She'd be way more believable.

Her arms are gross. She probably pumps iron seven times a day. Can you say OCD?

I think this photo of Madonna is he exact reason why HGH should be legal. Her guns at 50 make most 20 year old dudes tremble.

I think she looks great! How many of you will look that good, AT HER AGE?

#17 I think Randall just hit 4.3 on the Richter Scale.

She's so insecure, even after all her success. Look at the little monkey she made sure to bring along as her wingman (wingwoman? wingthing?).

I think she'd make a great Russian gymnast. Madonna in 2116.

mmmmmmmm......................Jerky!

When I first started going to the gym and working out with light weights twice a week, my husband asked me not to get ugly manly bicep muscles like Madonna. I have nice cuts in my arms but not huge biceps like Madonna.

She could fist a guy (ritchie?) deeper, faster, and longer than he ever imagined was possible. So I hear - not that I'm into that sort of thing.

Jesus, I'm so fuckin hard right now.

This must be a photo of makeing the trip from her town house converted gym to her house one house next from it. I heard she tried to buy the house that links hers and the converted gym one, but the person wouldn't budge. The reason why she wanted to buy the linking house is so she could avoid anyone seeing her in this state.

"The material girl reinvents her self again, this time by cutting off her gross arms". I hope thats the title for the next Madonna related post.

Thats not madonna, its Iggy Pop!

This is not a compliment. Her arms are concentration camp skinny yet musclar kind of an oxymoron. i imagine she is on steroids and starving herself ...best guess.

The ugly girl next to her is dying because Madonna's prattling on about "yes, well that was before I became an international supastah, and becoming an international supastah changes everything, I mean EVERYTHING, any time you go anywhere a crowd forms just to get a look at you, and..." *bang*

Mr. Rogers is my hero and I hang out at Burt and Ernie.
Everyone here lusts out for Big Bird.

LOL

someone should tell Madonna that once you start looking that masculine, its time to take a break.

Thats the opposite of sexy, except I guess if your a very confused girl...

Those arms don't look good. They look like old woman arms. She's not buff, she is literally just skin and bones now. Her and Marc Anthony should hook up and retire to Ethiopia, where even the Ethiopians would think they look like Skeletor's head and Skeletor's body.

I've linked a picture that clearly dispels the rumors that she's been using steroids (it's from her "Sex" book).

Holy crap!I'm having the same Adidas pants!

Wow, nice to see Iggy Pop with a shirt on, finally!

#31 Or Randal.

She looks like Willem Dafoe in The Boondock Saints.
haha.

After an intensive workout the muscles are always a bit pumped up and the veins are swollen.This is a very normal body reaction what we see here.Still,i don't think she can beat me with armwrestling.She needs to workout more for that.

Madonna is not on our side. Doesn't she live in the UK. Remember, the fake accent and the all-high-and-mightyness and all that shit?

Those arms are mantastic...Madonna is a man now, right?

Oh, she is not now a he? Wow, her arms put some 20something males to shame. Guy Ritchie must have some lantent homosexuality if he wants to sleep with that willingly...

Good afternoon Mr Ciccone!

Her vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard...........

Excuse me, I do not appreciate you making fun of my drastically manly arms. I have worked very hard to achieve cavernous looking dents in my inner arm to hide African babies on my trips to Niger so I don't have to go through all of that process stuff when stealing children. My outfit is made from the skin of a Nigerian baby. Nigerian baby placenta body wash also keeps my skin looking fresh and young. Mmmmmmm ooooooo, give yourself to me. Mmmmmm ooooo...you are...the key. Mmmmm ooooo, if i could free base a Nigerian baby's heart. Mmmmm oooooo, my body would never fall apart.

@40 Guy does..He's an englishman.

'Two tickets to the gun show', all right - two tickets to the pasty, detached, flaccid and disturbing gun show.

Those home bicep implant kits really aren't recommended for seniors.

Ewwww... Those are the nastiest, over worked and under fed grandma arms I've ever seen. She needs to take it easy on the dumbbells and eat more sandwiches.

lol @23 I get the same comments from guys when I tell them that I lift free weights and work out a lot. Men don't like their women to look masculine and hard, they want thin and feminine.

#35-good lookin out.

And I'm all confused now....I was reading about the "pregnant man", who is actually a transgendered woman....then I see these pics of Madge and feel the need to call bullshit on this other dude's claim of 'first' on male-pregnancy.

Did anyone else notice a striking resemblance to Iggy Pop? I'm calling for a DNA test...

Looks like Bruce Springsteen

dude looks like a lady? she is a lady dumb ass

she can curl 50 pounds each arm. Read that a couple of years ago.

Men usually dont like women who seem more powerful. It's threatening. Blah Blah, unattractive blah. Yeah, but it's still threatening.

Her arms are repulsive. You can actually see the individual tendons!
I'd take Janice over her any day.

I just got that about the two tickets to the gun show.

she's so gross. Its pathetic how she's always flexing those things to try and show them off. I bet her dick is shrunken from all the steroids.

good call whoever said she looked like carrot. With gap-teeth.

Nobody has anything to say about the dead animal wrapped around the most swelled head in the world?

She's such a hypocrite. For years she was so proud to be a vegetarian, but now she wears fur and has hunts on her property.

Every time she passes a normal steppingstone in a human's life, she acts like she was the first person to discover it. She was the first person to discover the joys of being a mother. She was the first person to expand her Catholic upbringing by exploring different religions. She was the first person to go bisexual for a minute. Then, she was the first person that decided it's more mellow to settle down with a fellow and 2.5 children.

i can' wait til she's the first person who discovers going away and letting the rest of the world have a day without having to see her ugly mug.

Madonna is hot and extremely talented. And the best part is that she wouldn't give a shit what a bunch of losers trolling the internet have to say about her.

@44 Arrrrgggg...you got me with the Englishman comment. Shiver me timbers.

And why did I type that like a pirate, I'll tell you why; I don't know. Happy April Fools Day everyone.

if you really wanna compete with mary-kate
the fur is gonna need bloody edges

however...

here's hoping
that
you wont feel the need...

oh and 44... no he's not...
he's a snot nosed baby who wished he was
but he's getting treated as if he was
which... of course...
could be part of the problem...

...not our problem of course

martiniis all round ?

Is that Owen Wilson? His pecs are so impressive they look like man boobs!

So much for Tracey Anderson claiming that her workouts don't result in bulk (she the trainer walking alongside She-Man, Mastress of The Universe)

That woman she's with? Her name's Tracy and she's from Noblesville, IN. She's wanted in Hamilton Cnty for FRAUD. She is a personal trainer, and opened a studio in Carmel a few yrs ago, bilking clients & investers out of 100's of thousands of $$ to support her "lifestyle". She also bled dry the man she convinced to leave his wife & kids, marry her, build her a huge house and the prototypes for the exercise machines that she then apparently sold to Madonna and some other celebrities but kept all the $$ herself (thus the fraud charges). She doesn't come home much anymore. Isn't that AWESOME??? Madonna hangs out with CRIMINALS!!

@ 43. Um I am Nigerian....what the hell is wrong with you? Freak!

See, I wish I could at least have those abs, and hell, even those arms, but keep my same, feminine face. You know? I mean, kinda mix and match. Keep the d-cups but get a 6 pack just under them? Then, I could get out there, and really, you know, DANCE!

You can almost see her cock in that photo.

She looks damned good, and if she does have a cock, I'd love to ride it ;-)

Madonna clearly doesn't seem to sweat as much as her trainer does

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Obviously she needs to keep in shape and look attractive for the industry she's in. However, her arms are so sinewy and masculine she's actually doing the opposite and looking unattractive. On her video clips, even though she always wears tights in some form, her legs also look very muscular. Seems like she's crossed over the line and become obsessive. Toned looks nice on a woman - arms like Madonna's do not.

Oh my god! Someone get her the number for a vet because those pythons are sick!

I rushed over to see what all the fuss was about. What a beat up! Her biceps should be bigger like a real woman. Who wants to get intimate with a stick? Maybe some of these previous commenters. Ha!

Yeesh. That is quite frightening. She really is turning into a man. If you don't believe me check this out:

http://www.apollospad.com/webisodes/75

Why are Madonnas gym partners shorter than her? shes only about 5'2! does she pick birds who are even shorter to make her look tall? stupid cow!

Why are Madonnas gym partners shorter than her? shes only about 5'2! does she pick birds who are even shorter to make her look tall? stupid cow!