Apr 15 2008Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads

These are pics of Kim Kardashian at some event over the weekend that I didn't get around to posting yesterday thanks to Ashlee Simpson's uterus and Adnan getting stabbed. I know you guys are probably thinking "Damn, he must really love us to post pics of Kim's ass this early in the day." Well, actually, I'm just trying to distract you so I can finish filing my taxes. I'm almost done though. Let's see: multiply by the current tax rate plus five years of back taxes, carry the one and that equals I'm going to federal prison. Super duper. Okay, change of plans, everybody. Look forward to my next post coming to you live from the Canadian wilderness. They've got Wi-Fi out there, right? No, just grizzly bears? Close enough.

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FIRST!

Fat ass!!

Hi, I'm famous for my hairy anus! Wanna see it?

Look at fish-gutz scrambling to catch up with all the news he doesn't post over the weekend while he's out drinking.

OLD NEWS FISH-HEAD

There are no words to describe my contempt for that filthy slag.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie". Beedonkeedonk!

Ahahahaha! That sign!!!

Welcome to: Hairy whoreville..


The Valet Parking is in my fat ass..

seriously, my mouth started to water....

There's a new Kim story - quick, call her fat!

The circus is back in town!

Kim's got on her industrial strength girdle with butt pads!

Kim's girdle with butt pads make her huge ass look unnatural like a super freak!

Kim's really freaky!

maybe she's fat, maybe not. point being, there's a warm hatchet wound down there somewhere and i'm goin in after it.

#8

I may not be famous but I am grateful for not having a huge butt and huge thighs like Kim.

I am also grateful for having the will power to push myself away from my plate and maintain my shape while Kim eats and eats and eats and eats and gets fatter and fatter and fatter....


So damned hot......

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I'm not bitter but I do enjoy making fun of Kim's huge ass and freaky looking butt because of her girdle with butt pads lol!

All day long I am nice to people at work and I watch all the people at work eating bad food all day long getting fatter like Kim. I want to tell them to stop the madness and eat better because fat is gross and unhealthy, but then I would make a lot of enemies, so my only outlet is to make fun of humongous butt Kim lol!

I stay in shape by basically pushing myself from my plate and exercising regularly. Kim must consume 3,000 calories a day!

Kim is fat and unattractive..I don't get how some people think she's hot. I like nice butts but that is disgusting.

LOL in a prevous post I said how much cellulite Kim had and I wondered what her ass looked like.. wel I gues I was right check out what Paris said:

"In an interview with a Vegas radio station on Monday, Paris talked smack about Kim's ass. She said, "I would not want [Kim's butt] -- it's gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."

#14, you owe #8 a six pack of I'm-a-fucking-predictable-idiot.

Kim is an Armenian-German-Irish GODDESS. No wonder there is so much envy and resentment.

#17 u don't owe us anything, we know your always going to be an idiot.

@18

I agree. Why can't people accept the fact that some of us like cute fat chicks.

Kim is a hot fat chick with a huge ass and I like it a lot!

19- you're not your

pot/ kettle

Kim's agent : As we story boarded a few links ago 'Kim's Kitchens' is the the way to go hun. You'd be bigger than that English 'Hell's Kitchen' Gord Whoever.
And let's face it - the potential will be there to bring out your 'inner bitch'.

Parking In The Rear

...with apologies to Veggi for the original idea.

I hope you realize that you don't have to be bitter or gay to make a comment that you dislike someone, or that they're fat. Guess what? I think she's fat. And guess what? It really doesn't matter whether you think she is or isn't because it's someone's opinion. So grow a brain, the day I'm jealous of that hag is the day I shoot myself.

Her hairy anus is large and in charge. It looks like a plain donut with a goatee...

Indeed Sambo.... but there will be a service charge!!

lmao@all the angry chicks criticizing Kim, trying to deflate the straight guys' instant hardons! It'll never work, fuglies. And when you sign in with a guy's name, it just makes you look even more desperate. (My apologies to the gays who criticize her. Those are your real names, obviously, although you're not real men, so it becomes a technicality).

Kim, we (the heteros) want you to know that our penises only have eye for you.

#11 suppose that you DID want to have her butt and thighs. What would you do? Eat more? Would that work? Would you still have a waist like that?
I don't think that it's a matter of "i'm gonna eat and get a fat ass."

*cha-ching*
my 2 cents

#25 - "guess what?" That day is obviously today. Good luck and aim well.

Veggi, i'm afraid after IRS is finished with me, you'd have better luck getting blood from a stone.

I use Kim's huge hideous butt as a distraction for what is really bothering me.

The Iraq war troubles me and I hope we get a Democrat in office so US can end the war.

4,000+ Americans have already died in Iraq. Please do not wait until we have 50,000 Americans die like in Vietnam before US decides to end the war that cannot be won.

No, obviously you're just a dumbass. Fuck off, you're not going to tell me when I'm jealous of a normal human being. Wow, guys want to fuck her, like that's a fucking shock? Most guys will fuck anything warm and with a hole, so no, I'm still not jealous of her. All you fuckers can have her for all I care. Again, still don't want to look like that, whether you like it or not, I'd prefer not to have cellulite everywhere, thanks.

#32 - welcome, surrender monkey!

Can't you do anything about this dating website spammer? It's gotten beyond ridiculous. Fucking do something about it.

That's fat. Not PHAT. She's gross and make my weiner sad.

#33 - clearly you get by on your personality.

FAT BIG ASS PUAJ

R.I.P. Kimba.

If this site is going to continue to post pics of fat chicks, could we get some of those nudes of Kathy Bates in the hottub with Nicholson? Roowwrrrr!!!!

Obviously I do. Seriously though, why can't a person comment about how they don't like someone/think they are fat? She's a beautiful woman, I'll give you that and I never denied that. I just don't personally like her body and wouldn't want it for myself, regardless of whether men would like it or not. It's more important to be comfortable with yourself than have what other people want. So why do I have to be bitter or jealous to comment? It's a website dedicated to gossip and I'm expressing an opinion, heaven forbid!

LMAO #28...that was greatness.


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"Most guys will fuck anything warm and with a hole"

That's an accusation that's more bitter than true. But sure, we're willing to fuck the pigs, too. That doesn't mean we don't highly value girls who are hot. In fact, we value hotness much more than girls do, since we're not distracted by meaningless things like who the girl is. Whoever this girl is, she's incredibly hot.

I would love to go balls-deep in that ass.

#36

lol! Makes your penis sad lol!

Donkey is what Janet Jackson's family use to call her when she was fat and had a huge ass like Kim; they called her Donk for short.

Kim definitely has a big donkey ass and is an ass!

@44...an ass like that makes a man 'balls deep' before actual penetration has even occured...

Again I ask....
What is her purpose? Why is she famous?

#46!!! .....shorty. lol

post op tranny, mud shark with huge gaping wound

your ass is so fat when u sat down u were 1 foot bigger

Aw come on, Mike--it's like 8, 9 inches from start of cheek to her furry donut and you know it! Lol...

(This is the part where you fire back and say: 'I know--SHORTY!)

i was walkin down the street and i saw a fat chick holding a big pig under her arms..i asked "whered you get that"....the pig said..."i won her in a raffel

So we have a hairy werewolf with cellulite on her arms & legs plus a plastic chest who likes to be urinated on by black guys.

What a fucking treasure.

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

She is so fucking fat and disgusting.

'I know--SHORTY!

^ is fat in the pants. HA!

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Sincerely your avid reader,
Fumus

LIES! We do too have WiFi out here in the Canadian wilderness! Come near the Vancouver region, there is enough WiFi out there to run anything.. even your porn, hun ;)

I hear the Canadian wilderness is quite lovely this time of year.

@60...Unlike Kim's 'Armenian Wilderness' which is sweaty and funkadelic year-round! (And frequently covered in urine)

I don't know about WiFi, but according to Mr. Fish, the Canadian wilderness apparently has Kim..


Only in America can a fat chick with a huge ass do a boring porn flick and then get famous.

Canada fucking sucks. I thought it was going to be this great place when I went there all I saw were USA cars, Mcdonalds, highways, trees, and some electronic store called Rogers that is FUCKING EVERYWHERE...wtf is up with that.

I'm unsure if someone has posted this already.... but Kim has a really big ass.

First all of all Kim is not fat. You want to see fat, check out Rosie ODonnell. That's fat. Kim is figure fine with serious booty. If you can appreciated that fine ass then you're retard. I'm insulting retarded folks by that one.

Thank you fish for two greats days of hotie to hotie posts. Kim and Heidi.

If you look close enough at the pics above, you'll see she's not wearing any panties.

Is pissing on a fat Armenian chick still just your basic piss fetish, or does it qualify as its own special brand of perversion?

I hear in Canada bears living in the wilderness receive free healthcare and a welfare cheque... sweet.

#19 - PPL that use abbr when retorting make me LOL... weetodd... so e-z-lee b8ted...

8, 12, 18, 28, etc., how much is she paying you to spam message boards about her alleged beauty and "hotness"? i can't imagine anyone exerting that much effort to preserve someone elses reputation who wasn't being paid. unless, of course, that person was truly deserving of a good reputation. but this chick has done absolutely nothing of any worth.

#66 She has no panty line because she's wearing either Spanx or a padded girdle - so if you have a wet hot vision of her going commando, forget it, you'd need a box cutter to get access. Get a fucking clue, will ya? Oh, and it's "Hottie", with two t's, sound it out.

#70

It has to be Kim posting positive comments about herself because I was channel surfing one day and happened to see part of Kim's reality show and she Googles herself. Kim has a lot of time to cruise the Internet. It is not like she has a career. She's on a reality show and this does not take effort or talent; it is not like she has to remember lines. And she owns a store but has other people working there, so yes, I bet Kim is the one posting these positvie comments.

#66

If you consider a fat chick that wears a girdle with butt pads that make her huge ass look freaky, then yes she has serious booty.

If you consider a fat chick that hides her huge booty with a sarong everytime she wears a swim suit, then yes, Kim has serious big ugly, I mean serious booty.

Yeah some people are right, she's not fat......................

SHE'S FREAKING OBESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol!

This is Kim's flesh colored girdle with industrial butt pads lol!

If Kim was not wearing panties; we would know because her huge ass would be wider, flatter, and jiggle.

#75

Actually Kim's entire dress is lined with flesh tone color material.

Kim still has a huge freaky booty because she wears a girdle with butt pads lol!

Kim's a big joke!

@ 72 - how pathetic can one person be? it's truly amazing how privilege can ruin someone, isn't it?

I wear a girdle with butt pads all the time just like Kim.

My girdle makes my butt look unnatural but I love the attention.

I also cover my huge butt with a sarong when I wear a bathing suit.

@77 It is too bad Kim has no redeeming qualities. Pamela Anderson does great work for PETA so I will never post anything negative about Pamela; although I do not think she has any talent, I do appreciate her efforts for PETA.

kim... cut the sweets honey. you were hot before, but now you're just letting yourself get planetary sized.

Not only does Kim have an ugly huge booty but she also has fat ugly knees to go with her tree trunk thighs!

I can completely see the outline of Kim's girdle with butt pads lol!

#64 you forgot the things you didn't see in Canada namely ghettos, foreclosed homes, giant military bases/liquor stores on every corner, Paris Hilton, urban decay, etc.

@ 70

She did playboy that was worth while. What? Did I Read it? Psh, I ruined it.

Kim looks good, sometimes...when doesn't look fat or goatfaced, which is alot lately. But she's hot like 25-30% of the time which is more than most of Hollywood. *clap* *clap*

Fatty.

WTF is there a gathering of gypsies going on in LA?? Look at all those swarthy thieves milling about on that street corner. Then there's Keem working her whore mojo, soliciting young sailors with palm readings (i.e. handjobs).

#84

So what Kim did Playboy. Playboy airbrushed Kim's body; big deal.

Kim looks good only if they airbrush her huge booty, tree trunk thighs, and big hips.

Until I see an unphotoshopped picture of her exposed ass, I have to assume she has very jiggly ass loaded with cellulite. It's called deductive reasoning.

79 - i know, pam has a place in my heart, too. at least she's using her celebrity, however she achieved it, to benefit others!

#88

lol!

Kim covered her wide huge ass on Playboy lol!

Playboy could have airbrushed Kim's cellulilte and made her huge ass smaller and put shape into it too lol!

Perhaps Playboy told Kim that it would be major work to airbrush her huge ass and cover the cellulite, so they told her to just cover up her hedious humongous ass lol!

@83...Right on the money about the lack of military bases in Canada. But don't worry, America-Lite, if you ever actually develop an opinion on anything which happens to be strong enough to offend someone else (Oh, the SHAME!), your neighbor to the South will make sure no one kicks the ever-loving shit out of your candy asses. After all, sure you guys are a spiritless bunch of Labatt-drinking clowns, but we down here like to think of you as the retarded kid next door that NO ONE but us can pick on...

i used to feel bad for kim cause i have a bigger booty but then i read that her booty is like eight inches bigger than mine... that is just a fat ass... i feel bad for her though... do you think its natural because of her meditteranian heritage? i've heard once women gain weight on their hips its one of the hardest places to lose it.

it is a huge ass but i do feel sorry for her

Kim's big ass reminds me of the big ass in the White House George Bush.

Kim's big ass also reminds me of the big mess Bush got us into by invading Iraq.

Kim's ass also reminds me of the big votes we need to get a Democrat in office to end the war.

END THE WAR-VOTE DEMOCRAT!

I dont know why everyone hates on the sexiest women in the world

I love the title Kim Kardashian rocks the butt pads lol!

Kim is getting fatter.

I bet Kim's girdle and private parts are really stinky from wearing her girdle with butt pads because it has to sweat a lot down there. The butt pads are probably made of some type of silicone.

#94

I know what you mean.

Kim is the hottest fat ass chick in the world!

#92

I use to have a huge behind like Kim after having 3 kids. I went from 165 pounds to 130 pounds and I'm 5'3". I have to wear a girdle like Kim because it looks ugly without it. I know my girdle makes my behind look strange like Kim's behind, but it is better than having my butt look ugly, wide, jiggly, and saggy. I wear a swim suit skirt so I do not have to cover my butt with a sarong like Kim. A saggy ass are like saggy boobs, there is nothing I can do about it. My husband tells me that my body turns him on and I believe him because he is always doing me good.

I do not feel sorry for Kim because no person forced Kim to shove massive amounts of food in her mouth.

WOW, WHAT A BUNCH OF UNHAPPY PEOPLE COMMENTING ON HERE. Bitter and hateful over a naturally beautiful girl. I agree, she is famous for no apparent reason, but so what? She's today's sex-symbol, and ravishingly beautiful.

Whoever is hating is really envious of her looks and curves. Sounds like a bunch of small men who are afraid of a real women, and a bunch of envious women who are jealous of her fame.

@90

I saw her video with RAY-J, yes her butt is nice...along with everything else. She looookks good, I want to be on her. If you got to be big, do in the butt, boobs, and thighs. She's a thick girl, I want to bang. She's not modeling clothing for H&M or Guess...she just has to be good pinup material for me to jerk off to. Goal achieved Kim Kardashian, goal achieved.

Kim's huge behind reminds me of the huge amounts of growth hormones US companies put in poultry, pigs, and cows that will be slaughtered for human consumption.

Kim's huge behind reminds me of the huge amounts of pesticides that are allowed in our poultry, pigs, and cows that will be slaughtered for human consumption.

Kim's huge behind reminds me of the huge amounts of anti-biotics that are allowed in poultry, pigs, and cows that will be slaughtered for human consumption.


Her hairline creeps me out.

90-I saw the porn flick of Kim too. I had my lotion in my hand and ready to go and then I saw a side profile of Kim's huge wide ass and I could not get hard.

Kimberly Clark/Gia.......seriously

@103/Me/Mandy (AKA Kim Kardaskank)

Hi Kim how are you?

I suspect you will be posting something positive about youself sometime this hour.

People for
Eating
Tasty
Animals

Mmmm....animals and antibiotics and pesticides....sweeeet!

Kim put the fork down and push yourself away from the plate!

Kim don't you ever get tired of wearing that hot sweaty girdle with butt pads?

Kim don't you ever get tired of having to cover your huge behind when wearing a swim suit?

Kim quit being self absorbed and work on some humanitarian efforts.

Oh Mandy....when will you ever learn?

#105

I'm all for eating tastey animals but I do not want to eat meat that has pesticides, anti-biotics, and growth hormones. This is why I eat organic free range poultry and pigs. I do not eat cow because it takes days to digest and makes people fat.

#91 be nice or I'll come down and buy your house. we still have money up here in the great white north you know. Good luck with that whole recession thing, at least your hookers will be cheaper when I come to watch football.

@109 That's what I love about you goofy Canucks--Your eternal optimism! Hell, I WAS being nice--I told ya we are always gonna be here for you. As far as the house goes--make me an offer! Lol...

I'd still hit that...

She's soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking insanely hot!

My dick just exploded.

Kim Kardashian rocks my cock.

I just came!!

It looks like her arms alone lost 5 lbs from those pool pics. Nice. She looks good again.

@113 Supposedly, the guy who was the lead singer for Three Dog Night banged so many chicks that the doctor told him to knock it off or he would suffer dire consequences. He didn't listen, and while he was banging a Miss Somethingorother contestant, the most terrible awful thing ever happened. The phrase used was 'hot dog in a microwave'. No shit...

LOL you can clearly make out the outline of the girdle.

And she's definitely not fat. Whenever she's in a picture with an actually fat person, you can see how much smaller she is in comparison. Like that beached whale behind her in one of the pics.

folks who say kim's derriere is hot should get their cornea replaced.

#108 - Or it could be because eating cow would make you a canibal.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com" last week. It is said she is dating
a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

-119-This is why Kim likes having obese people hang out with her so she does not look as fat lol!

-120-lol! Good one!

Kim is doing her thing and why everywhere here feels the need to lash out at her is just insane! You say that you are not "jealous" or this or that, but if that is the case then why hate so much on her. Why, because she has a life and is doing productive things in her life. The only time people lash out is when they are that unhappy in their own life! As a woman I am appauld that so many other woman are here bashing her weight, calling her obese, one she is not obese, we all have to defend ourselves in one way or another against the "stereo types" of today! If you think just because you are skinny makes you all that and a bag of chips, well then you really need a wake-up call. At the end of the day, we don't call our friends friends, because they are good-looking, we call them friends becuase they have been kind to us and have supported us.

152 - People post honest comments about celebrities as well as negative. I've seen a lot of positive comments about other celebrities because they have actually worked hard to become famous. Kim got famous by having a famous father help get OJ off for murder and she is also famous for doing a lousy porn flick with an ugly guy that used her and dumped her. Kim is also famous for having a huge butt and wearing a girdle with butt pads that make her huge ass look like a freak show. Kim does nothing all day but eat, put a lot of make up on, cruise the Internet and write positive things about her and tell other people that they are jealous of her. She appears at parties and her sisters complain on her reality show that she never helps at the shop. Also Kim spends her day shopping. Kim leads a lazy unproductive life.

she had a little secret... two giant pillow behind that skirt!!!

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