Apr 15 2008Kim Kardashian: 'Does this make my butt look big?'
Holy crap, another Kim Kardashian post! It's like I made you guys a Kim sandwich with a Heidi Montag center. For you calorie-counters out there, that's the nutritional equivalent of eating an actual Barbie doll surrounded by two Christmas hams. So, basically, YAY! No carbs!
NOTE: I'm starting to detect a trend in the latest batch of Kim Kardashian photos. She always seems to have some form of female Sasquatch in her entourage. I can't seem to put my finger on why- oh, Jeez, I just poked Kim's ass. But, wait a minute, I don't live in California...
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1. nikkk - April 15, 2008 5:26 PM
FIRST. HOt ass
2. Stoney - April 15, 2008 5:27 PM
nICE
3. Miranda - April 15, 2008 5:27 PM
Ok, maybe her ass IS getting a bit too big. I mean, earlier photos of her show a really nice, hot, voluptuous ass... something rare in Hollywood. But has she gained weight in the past few weeks? I actually think her legs are pretty hot, though.
4. nikkk - April 15, 2008 5:28 PM
Also, everything makes her ass look big. That's why she should just stop wearing clothes.
5. Miranda - April 15, 2008 5:29 PM
But her ass looks good in the blue dress pic where she's reaching for something... actually I love the dress! I think she could emphasize the good aspects of her body in the right clothes. She's just making bad choices!
Does anyone know the size range between her ass, Shakira's, and Jennifer Lopez's?
6. deere - April 15, 2008 5:31 PM
Kimmy! U hot piece of asssssssss!
7. Middle Eastern Ox/Cow, whatever - April 15, 2008 5:31 PM
Seems funny this pig is considered beautiful even though she is an idiot and Heidi Montag is not. I wonder what our author's ethnicity might be? Let's see...focus on the entertainment industry...hmmm. Vulgarities directed at Christ...hmmm. Let's see. Ahhhhhhhhh!
8. Chumpleteer - April 15, 2008 5:32 PM
I was going to say her small, Alien like head makes her whole fucking body look big.
It is like "Attack of the 50' Woman", but with an illegal immigrant.....
Jesus, I like asses, and that bitch has all the ass 3 guys would ever need.
Can you say J-Blow?
Either that, or when you tell her to haul ass it takes 2 loads..........
9. danni - April 15, 2008 5:32 PM
YAWN. Enough about her already. Is it a talent these days to have a big ass? Give me a break.
10. lllsk - April 15, 2008 5:32 PM
Problem with this chick is that she's too damn short. She's only 5' 2", which is pretty much bordering on midget. Add the big fat ass to that, and you've got a hobbity little troll in the making.
11. Chumpleteer - April 15, 2008 5:35 PM
@10-
No shit, we call that "The Average American Female" nowadays.......
12. havoc - April 15, 2008 5:35 PM
Oh, Fuck Yes......
Thank you.....
.
13. Quinn - April 15, 2008 5:35 PM
Nice legs! She's smokin'
Kim, if your reading, just do 30 mintues of cardio daily and you'll be A OK
14. Pete - April 15, 2008 5:41 PM
"She always seems to have some form of female Sasquatch in her entourage."
She talked about that on her reality show. She said it was her "Take a Female Superficial Commenter Shopping With You" program.
15. Gia - April 15, 2008 5:42 PM
The colorful dress is perfect for Kim when she does not feel like wearing her girdle because it is an A-Line style and A-Line styles are great for females with big hips and big butts because it fits loose around the hips/butt.
Kim has the other option of pushing herself away from the plate and losing weight!
Poor Kim is getting fatter; the black dress says my butt is huge!
16. Josh - April 15, 2008 5:45 PM
The side profile of Kim in the black dress; it looks like she is starting to get a gut!
And her butt looks bigger!
17. Guy who likes girls - April 15, 2008 5:47 PM
Yeah, guys hate it when girls have pretty faces, big tits, and big butts.
18. Randal - April 15, 2008 5:48 PM
Welcome back Kim, it's great to see you looking as fine as you always do. I'm so loving the blue dress, as it gives off a feeling of pure serenity which you carry with you no matter where you go.
Kim's got a great personality to go with her style and perfectly healthy body.
Randal
19. Doc - April 15, 2008 5:49 PM
#13
You forgot to mention that Kim needs to quit eating 3,000 calories a day too!
20. me not you - April 15, 2008 5:49 PM
All of you posting comments about a woman's weight - you are so laughable. It's pretty textbook that anyone who does that is unsatisfied with themselves.
That being said, Kim K is a very beautiful woman with a beautiful body and for that, I say she is a fine example of womanhood. However, she seems to be an awful person on the inside, what with the entitlement, the sex tape, the credit card stealing from Brandy's mother, the only being known for her boobs and ass instead of her mind. It would be nice if just once one of these women proved that you can be beautiful inside as well as out, but that won't happen anytime soon.
And third, someone please put Paris Hilton in a wheelchair, a la Larry Flynt, ok? We'll see if she shuts her mouth then.
21. anDrew in lalalalala - April 15, 2008 5:50 PM
KIM SANDWICH WITH HEIDI IN THE CENTER... we should clone kim and get them back to back and let little heidi eat both those fat asses... baby put me down for a tape.
22. Job - April 15, 2008 5:51 PM
#18
In your dreams lol!
I saw her reality show and she is a big bitch according to her family.
23. Mark - April 15, 2008 5:51 PM
#17 - it's pretty clear that the women commenters here are 1 for 3 on your list.
24. Max Power - April 15, 2008 5:53 PM
I'm really beginning to think there's some trickery going on with her ass because, if you notice in her bikini pics, it's always concealed. She's always wearing something around it and you never, ever see it in a swimsuit. The only time you see it is under clothing where she can potentially hide some sort padding, etc.
25. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 15, 2008 5:53 PM
i think that ass-shelf is the perfect location for building the Clinton presidential library.
26. Matt - April 15, 2008 5:55 PM
Who gives a fuck if she's "an awful person on the inside"? I'm a man, I only care about the outside, and "on the outside" she makes me hard and I want to fuck her NOW. Anything else is irrelevant.
27. Cherry - April 15, 2008 5:56 PM
She has such a pretty face. that black dress looks awful on her though.
28. Auntie Kryst - April 15, 2008 5:56 PM
The goat shepherdess again? For fuck's sake Fish, enough with this vapid whore.. Did this gypsy cunt give you the evil eye one day and the only way to remove the curse is to write about her 5 times a day? Christ my f'n computer reeks of tabouli.
29. Stan - April 15, 2008 5:57 PM
#24
lol!
This is why everyone says it is obvious that Kim wears an industrial girdle with butt pads because her butt looks unnatural lol!
30. notice the trend here... - April 15, 2008 5:59 PM
I wouldn't fuck Heidi.
I wouldn't fuck Kim.
I wouldn't fuck {a girl}.
31. Quinn - April 15, 2008 6:00 PM
An ass that size HAS to have some cellulite, so that's what she's covering up.
Who cares a bout a little dimple here and there. A skinny flat ass with cellulite, now that's unattractive.
32. Tofu - April 15, 2008 6:00 PM
#20
Pamela Anderson has big boobs and a shapely butt (unlike Kim's huge behind lol!)
Pamela Anderson does great work for PETA and this is why I will never ever make a negative comment about Pamela.
Pamela even participated in a Roast on her behalf and had Comedy Central give money to PETA for her appearance.
33. Jack L. - April 15, 2008 6:01 PM
#31
A shapely tight ass; now that's attractive!
Kim's huge wide jiggly ass; major ugly!
34. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 15, 2008 6:01 PM
28. agreed. i would make a motion that a celeb should actually have to do something to warrant a post on here. We'd never hear from Gypsy LardAss again.
35. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 15, 2008 6:05 PM
30. notice the trend here... - April 15, 2008 5:59 PM
I wouldn't fuck the vapid blond silicon stuffed cunt.
I wouldn't fuck the vapid gypsy lard assed cunt.
I wouldn't fuck ...
yes there is a trend. If i wanted to fuck a vapid cunt, i'd buy a love doll. way less maintenance, everything else is the same.
36. Randal - April 15, 2008 6:07 PM
Not true.
Kim actually has done many things to warrent a post on my fine celebrity web sites as well as entertainment TV shows.
She has given to the needy and poor on many occasions as well as started up her own clothing line which is doing very well (much better than say, Posh Spice). With Britney coming to the clothing scene, Kim will certainly have to step up the designs to be able to compete with the Queen of Pop.
Just some good information to know about Kim, for anyone else who's interested.
Randal
37. Reyes - April 15, 2008 6:07 PM
Damn she let herself go! That bitch is fat as hell, and she ain't even spit out one mexican yet!
38. Sweet Petite - April 15, 2008 6:08 PM
I am a female.
I am happy with my fit body, looks, and my career.
I make fun of Kim because she has no redeeming qualities; therefore, I pick on her negative attributes which is her huge butt and big thighs and the fact that she has to wear a girdle with butt pads or she has to cover her huge butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit.
I never make fun of Pamela Anderson because she does great work for PETA.
39. Jonatha - April 15, 2008 6:11 PM
36-Randal:
I saw on Kim's reality show where her sisters were mad at Kim because she is never at the store working.
Kim is self absorbed, worhtless, and lazy!
You and Kim are both big jokes!
40. boo - April 15, 2008 6:12 PM
#& Did you insinuate that Heidi Montag is NOT an idiot?
Also, why is it everytime a KK post comes out, the so called straight guys feel like they have to trash all the women posters on here? Classy.
41. Donkey Ass - April 15, 2008 6:12 PM
I agree with Sweet Petite and want to see photo evidence of her body. :)
Kim is ugly, I've never understood any guy that finds her attractive. Her face need to be bagged, her HUGE arse is gross. And she has the intelligence of a rock.
42. wow - April 15, 2008 6:18 PM
God she's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot man.
43. Urban Dictionary - April 15, 2008 6:19 PM
re: #35 -
"1. ass pirate: one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around"
lmao. way to prove #30's point.
44. Ed - April 15, 2008 6:24 PM
I don't care what all the Cruises and Travoltas and Wentzes say. Kim's hot.
45. Perkins - April 15, 2008 6:25 PM
@42
YOu are so right!
Kim is the hottest fat chick on this site!
I like fat chicks cuz a lot of them are desperate!
46. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 15, 2008 6:25 PM
43 (einstein) it IS possible to have anal sex with women. FYI.
and you're an idiot.
47. .. - April 15, 2008 6:28 PM
She's the hottest woman in the world
48. Bethany - April 15, 2008 6:29 PM
#46 lol. That's what your boyfriend tells you.
49. Groucho - April 15, 2008 6:30 PM
Can someone PLEASE remove that picture of the alien dwarf with the giant head that's on both sides of the Superfish blog on the main page? It scares the bejesus out of me every time I load the page.
50. lord, she's seriosuly fucking hot - April 15, 2008 6:33 PM
Gosh she's the #1 most hated by females celebrity and the #1 most wanted by males celebrity. That says something. Yup, it confirms what I already knew, this bitch is the hottest woman in the world.
51. Brian - April 15, 2008 6:35 PM
I'd fuck her until my dick fell off.
52. Happy - April 15, 2008 6:37 PM
#50
lol!
Kim is hated by both male and female.
The only person making positive comments about Kim are Kim Kardaskank, Randal, and You lol!
Kim is the hottest no talent fat chick on this site lol!
53. Ron - April 15, 2008 6:44 PM
All we see Kim do is shop while wearing her girdle with butt pads, sit by the pool covering her huge butt with a sarong, or going to some event no person ever heard of.
Poor Kim has no talent, self absorbed, huge butt, fat thighs, and implants.
54. what the? - April 15, 2008 6:47 PM
#32 and Kim gives money to charity you idiot, she doesn't help animals, she helps HUMANS. To you, animals may be more important than human beings, but please don't be such a nazi and try to make everyone else think the same.
Humans first, then animals. I'm sorry but who cares about a pig or a chicken in a farm when there's people dying of AIDS and cancer and kids dying because they have nothing to eat? Pigs are smart and have feelings and feel pain? Humans have a lot more feelings and are a lot smarter and feel a lot more pain, and so do their families.
So Pamela Anderson supports PETA, alright, she's no Angelina Jolie who has recently donated $8 million for research to find a cure for AIDS and cancer and to help millions of kids who don't have even what to eat, and still there's some insanely retarded people out there who critizice her for that, some people can be more bainless than a pea when blinded by hate, and you're a clear example of that.
Don't hate! Kim is insanely hot and incredibly stunning and you know it, and you trying to bash her won't change that or make anyone find her less hot. If you're jealous because your boyfriend is in love with her, it's not Kim's fault, don't be such a full of hate and rage jealous individual. It will give you wrinkles and make you even uglier, and Kim will be even hotter and prettier.
And BTW, Kim Kardashian's ass is the hottest thing since Pamela Anderson's boobs back in the early 90's. Pamela was hot back in the day, now she suffers the effects of overly tanning with her leather-like wrinkly old looking skin. And her ass has never been her best asset at all -no pun intended. She's always been kind of flat when it comes to ass. She only wishes she could have had an ass like Kim's.
55. Jamie's Uterus - April 15, 2008 6:51 PM
America's favorite fat ass urinal cake strikes again!
We know she let some guy piss on her, how long before some guy does a deuce on her? Is that in her next sex tape, when her 'fame' runs out? There should be a countdown clock or something for that.
56. Jerry - April 15, 2008 6:57 PM
#54-Talk is cheap!
What charity does Kim sponser?
I have never ever seen Kim at a charity event.
PETA is not just for animals but for people too. Allowing US companies to inject dangerous growth hormones and anti-biotics into animals that are for human consumption is dangerous and can lead to cancer.
Kim is a cute fat chick that got famous because she did porn and has a father that helped let a murderer free. She is also famous for credit card fraud lol!
If Kim was so hot then why does she always wear a girdle with butt pads or she covers her huge behind with a sarong while wearing a swim suit lol!
57. Toby - April 15, 2008 6:59 PM
@54
Yeah no hot chick covers her ass when wearing a swim suit!
I think you are either Kim or a fat chick like Kim.
You need to clear your mind; go girdle shopping, perhaps you will run into Kim Kardaskank!
And Pamela has a beautiful heart for doing charity work.
58. hahahahaha - April 15, 2008 7:00 PM
#52 and then you woke up from your dream and realized that you suck at life and that all men desire Kim Kardashian and that no one glances twice at you and that's one of the reasons why you hate Kim Kardashian so much and are so jealous of her. Stop hating youself, jealous girl. We know you're there and that you're insanely jealous and desperate, your boyfriend probably has a shrine dedicated to Kim Kardashian and masturbates to her on a daily basis, but really, you come off as too pathetic, try to rise your self-esteem a little you loser. Do you have gender issues posting under male names? I think you actually have mental issues, because I've seen really jealous people, but you're a case of study, beware because your hate and jealousy towards Kim Kardashian may be seriosuly damaging your health. Reality check you jealous whale: that you post a million comments pretending you're men insulting Kim Kardashian doesn't mean that people doesn't like Kim Kardashian. It's you, you loser! Need to pay the shrink a visit, ya losing your mind too much? Everyone knows it's you anyway so no need to bother, get your fat ass up your chair and stop being all day sitting there in front of your computer trying to bash Kim Kardashian, get a life and exercise a little, maybe your self-esteem will rise a little. Haven't you realized that ALL straight men would give a testicle to spend a night with Kim Kardashian?
59. PJ - April 15, 2008 7:01 PM
54----I doubt any female in their right mind would want a huge jiggly cellulite butt that has to be covered when wearing a swim suit.
And what female in their right mind wants to have to wear a girdle with butt pads like Kim and have her butt look freaky?
No female wants a figure like Kim unless they are fatter than Kim!
60. hahahahaha - April 15, 2008 7:02 PM
#52 and then you woke up from your dream and realized that you suck at life and that all men desire Kim Kardashian and that no one glances twice at you and that's one of the reasons why you hate Kim Kardashian so much and are so jealous of her. Stop hating youself, jealous girl. We know you're there and that you're insanely jealous and desperate, your boyfriend probably has a shrine dedicated to Kim Kardashian and masturbates to her on a daily basis, but really, you come off as too pathetic, try to rise your self-esteem a little you loser. Do you have gender issues posting under male names? I think you actually have mental issues, because I've seen really jealous people, but you're a case of study, beware because your hate and jealousy towards Kim Kardashian may be seriosuly damaging your health. Reality check you jealous whale: that you post a million comments pretending you're men insulting Kim Kardashian doesn't mean that people doesn't like Kim Kardashian. It's you, you loser! Need to pay the shrink a visit, ya losing your mind too much? Everyone knows it's you anyway so no need to bother, get your fat ass off your chair and stop being all day sitting there in front of your computer trying to bash Kim Kardashian, get a life and exercise a little, maybe your self-esteem will rise a little. Haven't you realized that ALL straight men would give a testicle to spend a night with Kim Kardashian?
61. Sammy - April 15, 2008 7:03 PM
Kim enough already.
Everyone knows you cruise the Internet and post nice things about yourself lol!
Kim has a huge fat ass and has to wear a girdle with butt pads ha! ha!
Kim has to cover her huge butt when wearing a bathing suit ha! ha!
Kim's measurements are 38-28-48 ha! ha!
62. Nick - April 15, 2008 7:06 PM
#60
So being fat, having a hedious enormous ass, and having creeps masturbate to Kim is something to aspire lol!
You are sick! But you are also fat like Kim lol!
Go relax by stuffing your face like Kim Kardaskank lol!
63. allyson - April 15, 2008 7:07 PM
kim is PERFECT. that black dress LOOKS AMAZING. shes funny and shes gorgeous and none of you know her so why are you wasting your time saying shes a terrible person and wah wah wah charrities. you all are just jealous and have no lives. kim is exotic and for you racist p there saying shes fat and she hasnt even popped out a mexican yet she is armenian so shut the fuck up....her ass is perfect and if it has cellulite so what get the fuck over it. shes not fat, an alien , or a troll, she is exotic and gorgeous and everyone writing mean things definitly jsut sits at home all day eating and looking like shit so why dont you all kill yourselves cause you will never be that pretty.
64. Tyler - April 15, 2008 7:07 PM
#60
The only person who would care enough about negative posts are Kim.
Kim stop it!
Kim you are making a fool out of yourself.
Kim go eat some fried oreos and relax!
65. allyson - April 15, 2008 7:08 PM
kim is PERFECT. that black dress LOOKS AMAZING. shes funny and shes gorgeous and none of you know her so why are you wasting your time saying shes a terrible person and wah wah wah charrities. you all are just jealous and have no lives. kim is exotic and for you racist person up there saying shes fat and she hasnt even "popped out a mexican" yet she is armenian so shut the fuck up....her ass is perfect and if it has cellulite so what get the fuck over it. shes not fat, an alien , or a troll, she is exotic and gorgeous and everyone writing mean things definitly jsut sits at home all day eating and looking like shit so why dont you all kill yourselves cause you will never be that pretty.
66. Onyx - April 15, 2008 7:08 PM
She has an hourglass figure. I hope the sand runs out of this arab soon.
67. This is a picture of the Kim Kardashian hater hahahaha - April 15, 2008 7:09 PM
This is a picture of the Kim Kardashian hater who keeps calling her fat hahahaha
68. Carl - April 15, 2008 7:09 PM
@@63
You are right. Kim is the perfect example of a fat American ha! ha!
Kim needs to cover her huge butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit ha! ha!
69. allyson - April 15, 2008 7:10 PM
thank you number sixty you are the only other person here who isnthating and 52 get over your ugly stupid self you have no life.
70. Mario - April 15, 2008 7:11 PM
65---Kim's ass looks perfectly strange because she wears a girdle with butt pads ha! ha! ha!
71. damn right - April 15, 2008 7:12 PM
#65 I think what pisses jealous chicks off the most about Kim is that even having cellulite, she has a body a million times better than theirs and all men think she has the hottest body they have ever seen.
72. tree - April 15, 2008 7:13 PM
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ''w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m '' and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she????????????or fools us。。。。。
73. Megan - April 15, 2008 7:14 PM
#71
I think it is funny that fat chicks that look up to Kim think that fit chicks are jealous of Kim lol!
74. Rick - April 15, 2008 7:16 PM
71
Looking at all the negative comments about Kim; I believe you are in big denial like Kims big ass ha! ha!
75. Gia - April 15, 2008 7:17 PM
#67
You are hillarious!
This is what Kim will look like if she does not push herself away from the plate lol!
76. allyson - April 15, 2008 7:17 PM
ok megan you definitly have a boys body....shes not fat shes CURVY there is a difference yo stupid bitch take a look at kim and take a look at yourself. or better yet post a picture of yourself and we'll see whats said you ugly jealous bitch.
77. who let the hater out? she needs to be in a psychiatric hospital - April 15, 2008 7:20 PM
#61, you definitely need to pay the shrink a visit, you have major mental issues! do you even believe what you say and that what you posted was actually posted by other people or you're just retarded like that?
And uhhm, soon you may suffer a heart attack caused by your hate and raging jealousy towards Kim Kardashian, you jealous troll. Kim is the hottest woman in the world, you're the most jealous one.
Oh and sorry to disappoint you, but Kim's real measurements are 35D-26-40. I know you wish they were what you posted so you wouldn't have to feel so terrible about yourself, but reality is harsh, sorry. And if you try to trash Kim Kardashian again and say her hips or measurements are some size as retarded, insane and crazy as you are, I'll post a link to an official page which states Kim's real measurements and also is full of hot Kim Kardashian pictures for your boyfriend to see and jerk off to that will make you want to kill yourself even more.
78. MTV - April 15, 2008 7:23 PM
Those banner ads are creepy. It looks like KK is thinking about eating Tila Tequila.
79. JJ - April 15, 2008 7:23 PM
@@76 Americans have come up with different names to mean fat like thick, curvy, and stocky.
I hope you find peace of mind soon and stop your denial.
Kim is cute but fat.
You are either Kim Kardaskank or a fat chick like Kim.
Go join Weight Watcher, lose weight, and feel good about yourself so you do not need to look up to a fat chick like Kim.
80. who let the hater out? she needs to be in a psychiatric hospital - April 15, 2008 7:24 PM
#61 & 74, you definitely need to pay the shrink a visit, you have major mental issues! do you even believe what you say and that what you posted was actually posted by other people or you're just retarded like that?
And uhhm, soon you may suffer a heart attack caused by your hate and raging jealousy towards Kim Kardashian, you jealous troll. Kim is the hottest woman in the world, you're the most jealous one.
Oh and sorry to disappoint you, but Kim's real measurements are 35D-26-40. I know you wish they were what you posted so you wouldn't have to feel so terrible about yourself, but reality is harsh, sorry. And if you try to trash Kim Kardashian again and say her hips or measurements are some size as retarded, insane and crazy as you are, I'll post a link to an official page which states Kim's real measurements and also is full of hot Kim Kardashian pictures for your boyfriend to see and jerk off to that will make you want to kill yourself even more.
81. Curvy? Thick? Voluptuous? All mean: FAT - April 15, 2008 7:29 PM
Curvy is the nice way of saying fat. I say it to my fat friends when I'm trying to be nice.
Fat will never be hott, no matter how many fat celebs you try to put on a pedestal. Sorry, even KK will not make you attractive in the eye of the public...except for maybe black guys and other fat dudes.
82. InternetToughGuy - April 15, 2008 7:30 PM
Fucking disgusting....I can't stand people who don't work out, fucking repulsive.
83. I found a picture of the hater! - April 15, 2008 7:31 PM
#67, actually no, this is the hater!: http://i29.tinypic.com/2nrhpog.jpg
You know, the jealous chick that keeps posting under a million different usernames trying to bash Kim Kardashian, calling her fat and saying her ass is gross and that she's hairy and that she's a gypsy goat shepherdess.
LMAO!
84. Nigerian Prince - April 15, 2008 7:32 PM
"I'll post a link to an official page which states Kim's real measurements"
#77 I would like to know her real measurements compliments of Kim's official website too. Also please include the routing number to your parents' checking account. I am a Nigerian prince in exile and no longer have access to my vast forture. I will gladly give you half of my $10 million dollar inhertance if you help me move the money out of my country.
85. curvy is the ultimate hotness - April 15, 2008 7:38 PM
#81
Curvy is curvy. You know, a small waist, big hips (not necessarily too big, but big enough that there's some difference between their width and the width of the waist), the body making curves and shaped in a curvaceous way, the hourglass figure, like this: )( The hottest possible body on a female and the ultimate feminine body. Kim Kardashian is curvy.
A very different thing is fat. There's curveless, stick-like chicks who wish curvy meant fat, since they have no ass, and their waist is as big as their hips, their bodies are shaped like this: || those are the people who say curvy means fat, because they wish having the body of a stick or a 11 year old boy was hot, but it's not, and they are jealous of females with feminine hourglass bodies. Any woman who is not curvy doesn't have a nice body.
86. could she be any hotter? - April 15, 2008 7:40 PM
My dick just exploded.
87. I want more - April 15, 2008 7:43 PM
Hell, you could post about Kim Kardashian everyday and you'll make me a happy man. Actually, I wouldn't mind if this site was entirely dedicated to Kim Kardashian. Keep giving us hot Kardashian and I'll keep visiting your site just to see pictures of Kim Kardashian.
88. jesse b. quick - April 15, 2008 7:43 PM
must this idiot always have her mouth open???
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90. monkeyfightclub - April 15, 2008 8:02 PM
Christ. Enough of her already.
91. adrianna - April 15, 2008 8:04 PM
81 and 82 you two SUCK and have no lives. curvy is not fat. and 82 if you want to date little prepubescent boys go ahead cause guys who dont like boobs and butt are hititng for the other team. and yiu tell youre freidns cruvy whe you mean fat...you suck. you have no real friends. one day yorue going to look in the mirror and realize youre ugly and nothing.
92. meanmofo - April 15, 2008 8:04 PM
I just came again!!
93. Ted from LA - April 15, 2008 8:20 PM
I just heard the medical explanation about what's going on with her. As a result of anal sex, Kim is the first in human history to have a reverse pregnancy. Check out the photo and tell me I'm wrong. Congratulations!
94. TJ - April 15, 2008 8:36 PM
People.... stop crying about people judging. It's the fucking superficial. that's the point.
95. TJ - April 15, 2008 8:36 PM
People.... stop crying about people judging. It's the fucking superficial. that's the point.
96. hereIambaby - April 15, 2008 8:46 PM
You are right. Kim is the perfect example of a fat American. I got this idea from the my friends on b l a c k c e n t u r y.c o m, which is a niche dating service for whites and blacks.
97. hopper65 - April 15, 2008 8:46 PM
What is this woman famous for? I like a nice ass as much as anyone else, but I don't find her fat rolly ass at all attractive. Aren't her 15 minutes about up?
98. L.Linus - April 15, 2008 9:11 PM
The problem I see with Kim K. is in the future after she knocks out a couple of kids and she doesn't exercise. Then she turns 40 with that ass this big now, can you imagine what the ass will look like then. It won't be pretty.
99. Who Cares - April 15, 2008 9:20 PM
Oh such a FAT ASS PIG with no talent. All she could do to get some little fame was suck cock and fuck on video. Geeeeeeeez doesn't everyone do that now. Big deal. This chick is a serious FAT PIG. She can't sing, can't act and clearly can't even suck cock right.
100. Rut Roh - April 15, 2008 9:21 PM
Again with the chics that justify being lard asses. Everyone...hurry...champion around the lard ass so you feel better about yourself and the fat whores you sleep next to. That's fine. Actually, that's great. Be proud to be fat.
Just...one thing...spare the world your anger and tears and wanting of acceptance. Now, bring me non-fat curvy women (say Catherine Zeta Jones) and I'll be happy forever. Until then, I'll stick with Japanese chics that have nice bodies and give better head than fat whire chics.
Wait...Is it true that fat chics give great head? I wouldn't know as I try to avoid wrapping my dick in a cellulite eggroll.
101. Curvy=Fat - April 15, 2008 9:59 PM
I love how all the fatties with saggy titties and cottage cheese asses get on here and try to say curvy is different than fat...sorry, only in your world. It's also funny how they call chicks with hot bodies 'prepubescent boys'. Cute. I'm glad I don't have a lumpy ass or those sag bags! Working out is the way to go.
Fat, curvy, thick...nasty, unhealthy, disgusting.
If lovin' me some hot bodies means I like the bodies of prebuescent boys, then by God, I love prebuescent boys.
102. Confused - April 15, 2008 10:09 PM
Seriously, how is Kim's physique different from Jennifer Love Hewitt's? They both have pretty faces, big tits, a small waist, and a huge ass.
So why would very few men find JLH hot after seeing her cellulite? Does that mean Kim's fate would be the same if she does not cover her ass when wearing a bikini?
103. Elk4758 - April 15, 2008 10:41 PM
I like talking about how hot Kim is because:
#1 she’s hot.
#2 watching all the jealous women nut out.
#3 reading the posts made by women pretending to be men. <the funniest part of all this.
104. Ted from LA - April 15, 2008 10:56 PM
In that blue dress, she looks like a cross between a sumo wrestler and a geisha girl. I'm confused. You've been a great audience. Good night everyone. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.
105. Realist - April 15, 2008 11:29 PM
Kim looks like she's gained about 15 lbs from her prime. Its a damn shame too because when she's at her best, she's one of the hottest ones out there. Curves in ALL the right places without that bit of extra flubber she's got now.
106. Hella - April 16, 2008 12:01 AM
Hey there Kim, you are so freakn hot, if you are reading this, let me tell you that here we love you so much, ur figure is so perfect that it hurts, i am a woman and i love you and would kill to have implants like urs, but i hate plasitc surgery, now we all know that all that aint real/natural. but hey who cares ur hot and thats it. I never heard of you but one day I saw your pic with paris hilton and said to myself whos that hot arab girl hangging out with paris, i did a search a bingo I fell in love. thats my story LOL superficial keep posting kim's pics they really make my day.
107. rachel - April 16, 2008 12:03 AM
FUCKING WEARING BUTT PADS
108. G - April 16, 2008 12:54 AM
what a goose's ass
109. katii - April 16, 2008 1:04 AM
there is no way all of that is real.
110. Iheartrandal - April 16, 2008 1:10 AM
I used to read the posts on this site because they were funny. Now I only read because the genius that is Randal brightens my day. Keep it coming, Randoll, and ignore everyone who doesn't get it. xoxo
111. 23apples - April 16, 2008 1:13 AM
So, how come her ass looks completely normal in the very last picture, yet in the first picture it's gigantic. Black is supposed to be slimming - her ass should look the least big in anything black. She has a fucking fake, wearable butt.
112. Anal Fistula - April 16, 2008 1:31 AM
damned armenian gypsies!
113. Jake - April 16, 2008 2:43 AM
Oh jesus, that's disgusting.
She's huge.
Are we even looking at the same picture ppl?
114. hail mary and bloody baby jebus - April 16, 2008 6:28 AM
I made the mistake of looking at this while I was drinking. It came out my nose and now I can't stop coughing. No shite! Oh lord this sucks.
115. Rump Her Steel Skin - April 16, 2008 7:32 AM
Its more like:
Is there ANYTHING that can make my fatass look smaller?
Dipshit goofy ass mexican bitch.
116. rm - April 16, 2008 7:49 AM
Her bum is obnoxious.
117. Mokkelaar - April 16, 2008 7:57 AM
Just Read this post
http://www.whoozz.com/forum/Topic1067-121-1.aspx
** Kim Kardashian shoul be representative of how a fine Ass should look like **
And yes... i agree!
118. IKE - April 16, 2008 8:35 AM
RETARDS!!!!
Take a look at the 6th picture. Look at her arms, then look at the beast behind her. Look at Kim's neck, then, again, look at the beast. She's not FAT. She's not OBESE.
Even by UK (we're perfect we only have spokes models here- wink wink) standards, SHE'S NOT FAT.
btw, this is a "fat chick" http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/gaultier041006_468x692.jpg
Welcome to the UK!!
Apparently FAT is becoming a new fashion over there:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=408463&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5
119. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 16, 2008 9:32 AM
I take it a majority of the posters here have never heard of King magazine.
120. Rut Roh - April 16, 2008 9:39 AM
I take it a majority of the posters are the same damned person that haven't a clue how to step away from a cheese burger.
This bitch is not curvy....she's fat. She's not obese, yet, but she is fat. I could use the words "chunky" or maybe "chubby" or simply "lard ass." They would all be acceptable terms for this silicon whore.
121. Auntie Kryst - April 16, 2008 9:40 AM
@83 Hey dumbfuck, I'm the one that calls Kim a hairy goat shepherdess. Also a filthy Amernian fuck truck. I guess that makes me a hater (h8ter?) I don't get all hung up on her weight. She's just one would call "over ripe". I give her shit because she is a pig. Not so much on the outside but on the inside. Keem is completely devoid of any redeeming human qualities.
Either way, if you're a dumbshit 14 year old girl, we could use a babysitter this weekend. There's broadband at the house, so have at it. Don't have any boys over though. If you're a dumbshit 14 year old boy, the lawn needs mowing. PS, I keep my stash of Oui magazines in the garage next to where I store the gas. That's between us though chief.
122. A - April 16, 2008 9:43 AM
Please keep the pics coming, she is the sexiest women in the world and her ass is definitely one of the best in the world
123. King - April 16, 2008 10:20 AM
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com" last week. It is said she is dating
a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.
124. TheFishThatWalksOn Land - April 16, 2008 10:41 AM
Yeah she's fat, but that's OK, I like my urinals big
125. Shea - April 16, 2008 10:41 AM
Enough Kardasian, geez.
She is so average looking, and the shit you post about her isn't even interesting. Two comments a day is way too much. Give us a break!
126. Oveta - April 16, 2008 10:43 AM
Just think what a disgusting whale of a pear shape she would have if she could not afford her circus tits. puke.
127. masterless - April 16, 2008 11:36 AM
If Kims ass translates to being fat by most chicks, then I must also have a really fat cock...awesome!
128. masterless - April 16, 2008 11:42 AM
BTW- I would get on my knees and swirly tongue her clit to climax 5 times a day for some of that hot fucking tanned ass.
129. Mandy - April 16, 2008 11:54 AM
Kim may be slightly overweight, but she is by no means fat, she's still got hot curves and a beautiful, exotic face. Women who come on here and rip her apart are just jealous, and very, VERY petty. Men who are on a celebrity gossip sight in the first place are just pathetic.
I'm talking about you, Jaffo.
130. Ashley - April 16, 2008 12:02 PM
#132
Slightly overweight lol!
50 pounds is not slightly overweight lol!
Americans are in denial about weight and fat.
I'm not jealous because I maintain my ideal weight, eat right , I'm attractive, and exercise, but I find it amusing that some people on this site are in denial about Kim being fat; perhaps because they are fat like Kim or have fat friends and sympathize with fat people.
Kim is cute but fat.
131. Trent - April 16, 2008 12:08 PM
#77
Kim is fat and the majority of posters on this site agree.
So you like fat chicks; enjoy yourself because US has plenty of them like KIm.
132. Claudia - April 16, 2008 12:15 PM
I think small and big bubble butts look cute on men and women, but Kim has a flat wide butt and this is why she covers her behind when wearing a swim suit because she can't wear her girdle with butt pads.
When Kim wears her girdle with butt pads; Kim has a freaky looking butt lol!
133. Thanks! - April 16, 2008 12:17 PM
@123
lol!
Funny and very true!
134. Hella - April 16, 2008 12:18 PM
come on enough already, i am a woman and i am not jealous of kimmy, she is fake she is fat she is so so maybe BUT hell she is cute and she is hot and i am gonna turn into a lesbian for her if she asked me too. so superficial again keep posting man keep it coming.........kiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm=======O==O
135. Jacob - April 16, 2008 12:21 PM
#103
I like going on this site and reading about Kim because all the fat chicks and guys that like fat chicks are in denial about Kim being fat lol!
If seeing a fat chick wear a girdle with butt pads turn you on then what ever floats your boat lol!.
If seeing a fat chick cover her huge ass while wearing a swim suit turns you on then what ever floats your boat lol!
136. Aaron - April 16, 2008 12:24 PM
#91
Hey fat chick go eat some fried oreos! It's one of Kim's favorite foods!
137. Aaron - April 16, 2008 12:28 PM
@85
Hey fat chick go eat a stack of pancakes! It is one of Kim's favorite meals for breakfast!
Since you are fat and do not understand healthy I will summarize it for you.
Underweight=Unhealthy (Skinny people like Paris Hilton)
Overweight=Unhealthy (Fat people like Kim Kardaskank)
Fit/In Shape=Maintains a healthy weight (Katherine Zeta Jones)
138. WE KNOW IT'S YOU KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA! - April 16, 2008 12:35 PM
@@85 (A.K.A KIM KARDASKANK)
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
KIM WE KNOW IT IS YOU POSTING THESE COMMENTS HA! HA!
NO PERSON WOULD BE THIS SENSITIVE TO NEGATIVE COMMENTS BUT KIM KARDASKANK HA! HA!
139. Brad - April 16, 2008 12:39 PM
#85 (Kim)
You never mention females that eat right and exercise regularly like Catherine Zeta Jones, unlike fat Kim. You only mention the one percent of models/celebrities that are underweight like Paris Hiltion. Skinny chicks are not attractive and neither are fat chicks like Kim, but fit chicks are definitely hot!
140. Ray - April 16, 2008 12:51 PM
#63
I hope Kim redeems herself soon before she fades away and gets obese. I've seen her reality show and she is a lazy selfish primadonna. Even her family thinks so. Kim's sisters complain that she never helps at the store. What does Kim do all day? Kim's schedule:
1-Take shower
2-Eat a big breakfast like pancakes, bacon, and chocolate milk
3-Put on make-up (2 hour process)
4-Comb Hair (1 hour process)
5-Figure out which outfit does not make her butt look big while wearing her girdle with butt pads. Or wear a lose dress so she does not have to wear her uncomfortable girdle. (1 hour)
6-Cruise Internet and make positive comments about herself while snacking on chips. Post things like everyone is jealous of me. (2 hours)
6a-Nap
6b-Fix hair and make-up
7-Snack/chips/fried oreos
8-Go shopping
9-Lunch (Big Mac, Large Fries, Large Chocolate Shake)
10-Cruise Internet and post more positive comments about herself and tell all the people that wrote negative comments that they are jealous of her.
11-Snack/chips/ice cream
12-Fix make-up and hair
13-Cruise Internet and post more positive comments about herself and tell all the people that wrote negative comments that they are jealous of her.
14-Dinner-Fried Chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, bisquits with butter.
15-Stare in mirror.
16-Snack
17-Cruise Internet and post more positive comments about herself and tell all the people that wrote negative comments that they are jealous of her.
18-Snack
19-Bed time
141. Renee - April 16, 2008 1:05 PM
Did everyone wake up and decide to hit the pipe today? Where the hell is this chick fat at, her ass? When did that become a bad thing? Nobody complained about Jlo
142. Bonjour - April 16, 2008 1:13 PM
You must be a fat American because all fat Americans are in denial.
The French know how to maintain their weight but Americans just eat and eat and eat and get fat like Kim.
JLo is not the greatest singer but she has worked hard to become famous and paid her dues unlike Kim.
Kim basically got famous for doing a bad porn flick and having a famous lawyer father that helped get OJ off for murder.
Get it now?
143. Reggie - April 16, 2008 1:16 PM
@145
And Kim is famous for wearing a girdle with butt pads and it makes her wide jiggly butt look unnatural so of course people are going to look and make comments.
Kim is also famous for covering her huge butt when wearing a swim suit.
Kim is also an inspiration for all fat chicks that are lazy.
144. EuroNeckPain - April 16, 2008 2:37 PM
To stop the rumors about possible ass pads, I give you AGAIN a link to a picture where Kim's ass is perfectly visible under transparent pink underwear:
http://pagesperso-orange.fr/lhvisi/KimKardashian_.jpg
145. adrianna - April 16, 2008 3:30 PM
kim is not fat anyone saying she is fat is absolutlty absurd. katherine zeta jones is GORGEOUS and has a beaufitufl body...but so does kim. different people are built differently, kim is armenian and thereby in her genetics there are big butts case in point, both her sisters have big butts too. so for all you loseres saying shes fat why do you need to put down someone else.....saying someone else is fat wont make you skinnier or prettier so why do you feel the need to be so nasty. kim is a beautiful curvy woman and if you dont appreciate her body or her face then dont look but there is no reason to leave nasty comments.
146. Kimia - April 16, 2008 3:52 PM
#148
I'm Armenian and I am not fat like Kim. My sister is fat like Kim, but I can't tell her she is fat because she is bigger than I am and will punch me hard! I tell my sister she is curvy and voluptuous, but deep down inside I want to tell her the truth that she is fat and it is unhealthy. My sister teases me and calls me anorexic, but I am healthy and not skinny, but in shape because I eat right , surf, and bike ride. I would love to tell my sister the truth that she is fat but she will get really angry and hurt me.
Basically my sister, Kim, and her sisters are fat because they eat too much.
147. Thomas - April 16, 2008 4:28 PM
Kim's little sisters do not have big butts but if they practice Kim, Kim's mom, and her sisters eating habits then they will be a porker like Kim and her sisters.
148. adrianna - April 16, 2008 8:12 PM
ok kimia and thomas. thomas no. kims sisters arent aremenian so that is why they have no bodies at all and btw theyre like 12 so OBVIOUSLY they dont have curves dumbass. kim and her sisters have beautiful bodies you are so rude and stupid just shut the fuck up. kimia. ok so youre aremenian but as i said kim IS NOT FAT. and thats horrible what you said about your sister you have very bad karma...kim isnt fat....like i dont know how many times i have to say that...her stomach, arms, and legs are nice and small and she has a volumptuous butt and boobs which is what women shold have. youre stupid and mean and one day your commetns will come back to you.
149. kimisfat - April 18, 2008 1:21 AM
KIM weighs as much as an elephant ( maybe more ).
150. Ray - April 18, 2008 11:29 AM
#151 Typical fat American trying to make excuses for another fat Amercian because when you see fat Kim, you see your fat self.