Apr 11 2008Kim Kardashian attends stuff
The people's plus-sized champion Kim Kardashian gets invited to all kinds of high-class events. Like the premiere of the straight-to-video comedy National Lampoon's One, Two, Many which surprisingly wasn't in some guy's basement. But I don't want to take this special moment away from Kim. It's the first time in forever a National Lampoon flick hasn't starred her old friend turned arch-nemesis Paris Hilton. Now Kim is free to bask in her own undeserved fame without fear of herp-tribution.
NOTE: The blonde in these pics is Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane who apparently moonlights as Kim's butt plankton. Neat.

Reader Comments
1. Bigheadmike - April 11, 2008 3:40 PM
blech!!!!!!!!!
2. Ted Mosby - April 11, 2008 3:40 PM
Not pretty in the face.
3. bRAINSTORM - April 11, 2008 3:41 PM
Damn KK - Whos the hot bleach blonde?
4. janex - April 11, 2008 3:41 PM
Good Lord. That thing in the orange ?dress? is hideous.
5. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 3:43 PM
Hatari!! Pic 3 makes me think of the Baby Elephant walk song. I also think Armenian gypsies are whores and thieves.
6. casey - April 11, 2008 3:43 PM
It is no talent self absorbed fat bottom Kim again!
Her knees are fat too!
7. Jaffo - April 11, 2008 3:44 PM
What she OUGHT to attend is a weightwatchers convention. Of course, then Reggie would probably dump her...
8. Rich - April 11, 2008 3:45 PM
Nice double chin to match her fat ass, fat thighs, and fat knees!
9. KANAN - April 11, 2008 3:49 PM
WOW, AUBREY O'DAY IS REALLY TRYING TO CLIMB FROM C-LIST TO A-LIST. FIRST JENNA JAMESON AND NOW KK. SHE'S EVERYWHERE, HOLDING EVERY GIRLS HAND PROBABLY TELLING EACH GIRL SHE'S HER NEW "BFF" AS THEY DO MORE BLOW AND SCISSOR ALL NIGHT ONLY TO START THE CYCLE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER D-LIST CELEBRITY THE NEXT NIGHT.
10. silverdollar - April 11, 2008 3:50 PM
i'm sorry....but she's not fat.
11. Ray Jay - April 11, 2008 3:50 PM
Damn my bitch be lookin' like a damn hoggy woggy.
12. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 11, 2008 3:56 PM
random photos of fat gypsies doing nothing. that's what makes this site so great.
13. to me - April 11, 2008 3:57 PM
8, she clearly has one chin and a beautiful face,
BUT
I 'll give you the rest.
14. Dex - April 11, 2008 3:58 PM
#7
lol! She would be a great spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Kim must be 55 pounds overweight!
Her legs look weird!
15. JESSE - April 11, 2008 3:59 PM
Scissor me timbers! Yarrr!
16. Ric - April 11, 2008 4:00 PM
She is better off wearing a tight dress with her girdle and butt pads because people will focus on how strange her big ass looks and forget that she is obese!
17. steve - April 11, 2008 4:07 PM
At this point, if Britney dyed her hair she'd be Kim's twin.
18. tapioca panty pudding - April 11, 2008 4:09 PM
that orange dress is hideous on kim's tranny sister chloe. it makes her look like a circus peanut in heels.
19. Guy - April 11, 2008 4:15 PM
&8
Are you retarded or something?
20. Duchess of Dork - April 11, 2008 4:16 PM
..since when is a size 7 a plus size? She's not even overweight. She's just normal.
21. Dick Bush - April 11, 2008 4:17 PM
Aubrey O'Day must doing the moonlighting as a pay for pay BFF, or running the lesbian senistivity circuit.
22. Kweef - April 11, 2008 4:19 PM
It was very nice of Chloe to wear that freeway caution barrel. Gives me a at least a 5 minute head start on hiding my chicken wings.
23. RENEE - April 11, 2008 4:20 PM
Reminds me of that commercial...Moo Moo Moo N' Oink! Okay, so they're not that chunk-o, but it's coming their way for sure; just give Kim & her sis a couple more years. I bet Kim is real lazy and also genetically prone to pork out. Just you wait and see my pretty.
24. Rut Roh - April 11, 2008 4:22 PM
Umm....#20
"..since when is a size 7 a plus size? She's not even overweight. She's just normal. "
If you think that's a size 7, then I'd like to see where the hell you shop. She's an easy size 12-13. And don't give me that shit that Marilyn was a 12. I could care less who wore what fatty fat fat size. The girl is chunk.
25. Tammy - April 11, 2008 4:24 PM
#20
Kim is no size 7 lol!
Kim is 5'3" and since she got fatter, she must have size 48 hips now.
Size 48 hips are not a size 7 dear.
Kim is a size 22 yikes!
Here is the break down for sizes according to hip size:
40=Size 14
42=Size 16
44=Size 18
46=Size 20
48=Size 22
26. anoush - April 11, 2008 4:29 PM
Com'n..lay off the Armenians. She gives us a bad name!
27. Ned - April 11, 2008 4:35 PM
What the hell happened to Kim's legs!
And she is getter fatter!
28. got melanocortin 1 - April 11, 2008 4:37 PM
i feel bad for her boobs if she ever gets preggers
29. Jen - April 11, 2008 4:37 PM
I saw Kim shopping at Lane Bryant-Clothing for Plus Size Women.
She tried on some girdles.
I'm fat like Kim so I show a lot of cleavage all the time and wear short skirts.
30. hate you for no reason - April 11, 2008 4:40 PM
I don't think a large silk print is the best fashion choice for her big fat ass at the moment. The blonde could use it as a bedsheet.
31. Aubrey - April 11, 2008 4:43 PM
There are more pics of Kardashian at this event at TMZ.
http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y
32. mf - April 11, 2008 4:46 PM
don't understand why these celebrities don't spend the money on eating healthy and exercising regularly. they have all the money in the world.
33. Dr. Otto VanDerWahl - April 11, 2008 4:47 PM
Beware, the exit doesn't serve as an entry
34. Gia - April 11, 2008 4:52 PM
#32
I agree. I have to look on the Internet and read books and plan my own work out program and healthy menus.
35. Gia - April 11, 2008 4:52 PM
#32
I agree. I have to look on the Internet and read books and plan my own work out program and healthy menus.
36. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 11, 2008 5:00 PM
@26 you, on the other hand, have single-handedly redeemed them.
37. Sam - April 11, 2008 5:04 PM
Although she's clearly overweight, I believe that some guys do find her attractive. Look at how many guys drink Bud and Miller.
38. swain - April 11, 2008 5:04 PM
if she'd color her roots blond,
inverse of that thing she's palming,
then I'd hit it.
39. Reyes - April 11, 2008 5:08 PM
a size 7 in what Universe? I am not saying you have to be a stick. I am puerto rican, and i definitely have some curves, but they are all in the right places...meaning NO thunder thighs! This chick is like one cheeseburger away from obesity. Right now she is just REALLY fat. That is why she only dates black guys, because they are the only ones who will deal with fat chicks...trust me if a white guy would stop throwing up long enough, she would open her legs for him too (well, that's not saying much). Also, what is up with her receding hair line? Rogaine for women...she could be the new spokeswhore!
40. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:31 PM
Anyone who calls Kim Kardashian hot is a complete idiot. She is only fat by the standard that the Cameron Diaz's, the Gwyneth Paltrow's, and the Kate Moss' of the world have set their standard by. Sadly, to be considered "hot" these days you basically have to have the body of a twelve year old boy. Kim has cellulite, but guess what? So does Mischa Barton, and she's built like a pre-pubescent child. So there goes that argument. Kim is really gorgeous, and her body is full of curves. Sure, I'll admit she's not as toned as she could be, but what's sexy is that she doesn't care what idiots that post here think. She's hotter than any of you... and also, she gains weight in places where it's HOT. Most of you would be carring it on the stomach, face and arms, while having a flat ass and disgusting chicken legs. I'd take a slightly overweight Kim Kardashian over you lot ANY time.
41. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:32 PM
I meant anyone who calls her FAT is a complete idiot. But there you bitches go.
42. vnl - April 11, 2008 5:34 PM
doesn't she just have steatopygia?
43. Jack - April 11, 2008 5:35 PM
#40/41
Mandy you did a Freudian Slip lol!
You really think Kim is fat but you are fat like Kim so you are defending her lol!
44. Frank - April 11, 2008 5:39 PM
40-Sure you pick some stick figures as examples lol!
Kim is fat and only the media puts skinny chicks on their covers, but this is not the media and we speak our honest opinions; Kim is fat!
Kim is cute but she is fat and on her way to being obese!
Kim has size 48 inch hips and this is not sexy but fat.
45. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:39 PM
Hey Jack!
Nice to meet you! Actually, I'll have you know, here are my measurements: 34/29/39. Size: anywhere from a 7 to an 11, depending on where I shop. Weight? 140. Height? 5'6. So no. I'm not fat. I've got a hot body. Not that I have anything to prove to you. My weight is right in my appropriate BMI. So if you're going to call me, OR KIM fat, think again. Cause some women deserve more respect than the bitches you must be used to.
Peace!
46. George - April 11, 2008 5:41 PM
I will tell you what is sexy. A male or female that exercise regularly, have toned bodies, and maintain a healthy weight, now that’s sexy!
Kim has cellulite; it's is obvious she does not exercise, she is soft, and fat. She looks like the typical fat American.
47. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:41 PM
Frank, I'll give you that 48 inch hips aren't exactly healthy, but I don't know how trustworthy that statistic is, because she LOOKS perfectly proportioned. So I honestly don't believe that!
48. Terry - April 11, 2008 5:43 PM
#47
She looks perfectly proportioned for a fat chick!
I suspect Mandy is Kim Kardaskank lol!
Actually perfectly proportioned requires a toned body. Go to the gym to see what a toned body looks like because you will not find a lot in public in America.
49. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:46 PM
Terry, that is another useless American stygma... that you have to go to the gym to stay in shape. There are a LOT of ways to stay in shape that most fat-ass Americans don't even consider. It's called walking where you need to go, taking part in a team or solo sport you enjoy, lots of shit.
As for me, I walk to work on a regular basis, despite owning a 2007 Kia Sportage. If I don't have time to walk to work, I go for a long walk at night. Or, I swim. I am also an avid snowboarder.
So no, Kim doesn't have to hit the gym. She has to do some exercises she enjoys and she will lose the weight and be even hotter, while stupid fat asses are groaning about not being able to pay for a gym membership.
EAT IT!
50. Vera - April 11, 2008 5:46 PM
45
I'm 5'4" and weigh 140 pounds. I wear size 12-14 because I do not shop at expensive vanity shops that make size 12-14 females a size 7 lol!
I'm fat and I know I'm fat and I am currently on the Jenny Craig program.
Kim is fat too and needs to go to Jenny Craig too.
51. vnl - April 11, 2008 5:47 PM
#46 You are so RIGHT !!!!!!!!
please, go spread it around !!!! ;)
52. Gia - April 11, 2008 5:51 PM
@49
Walking is good but after a female gets in her 30s she begins to lose muscle. The only way to stay toned and not lose muscle is to do weights at least twice a week for 20-30 minutes. Walking is great for cadio. Weights also reduce the risk of osteoporosis.
53. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:52 PM
VERA. There is a lot of difference between being 5'4 and 140 lbs and 5'6 and 140 lbs. Like I said, check your BMI. If you're thinking I shop at "vanity" botiques that call me smaller than I am, I don't. I shop at stores like The Garage, Suzy Sheir, Stitches. Cheap stuff!
54. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:53 PM
52.
You're right, but guess what? Kim's not past 30. And guess what? You don't need to go to a gym to lift weights. Pilates uses weight control with your own body. It's really fun actually!
55. Mandy - April 11, 2008 5:58 PM
Alright fools, time for me to go, but shall I sum up?
Kim isn't fat. She may not be as toned as she should be, but anyone who calls her fat is an idiot who sits behind a computer all day dragging down people who are better than them. Simple logic.
Oh, and if you want to see if guys agree, just do a search for Kim Kardashian on Facebook. I think you'll find many groups talking about how hot she actually is. And I gauruntee you the guys that are in those groups aren't all black.
Until you come to terms with how bad you feel about yourself, you'll always try to drag people with the slightest flaws down.
Have fun festering in your own bitter lack of self-esteem, while I go enjoy my day. I'm sure Kim is doing much the same right now, with her HOT self.
56. Josh - April 11, 2008 6:02 PM
#55
OK Kim I mean Mandy; have a nice weekend lol!
Kim is fat and I am not going to waste my time going to a site where people think a fat chick is hot.
You need to come to terms with yourself and quit being the typical American always trying to make excuses for being fat. I'm not fat I'm big boned, or curvy, or thick lol!
57. Jeremy - April 11, 2008 6:05 PM
#54
You don't understand the concept of weight training.
By no means am I going to discourage a person from doing exercises that they enjoy.
Kim is not in her 30s yet but her body looks like she is in her 30s because she is soft and flabby and has huge hips, thighs, and bottom.
58. PETA - April 11, 2008 6:10 PM
When I see Kim I see pig so here it goes:
Fact #1: In the U.S., more than 97 percent of pigs—smart, social, interesting animals—are raised on factory farms. They spend their entire lives in cramped, filthy warehouses, where they never see the sun or breathe fresh air. Because of their hideous living conditions, more than 70 percent of the pigs have pneumonia by the time they are kicked and prodded onto trucks bound for slaughterhouses. As piglets, they are ripped away from their mothers when they are less than 1 month old and dosed with antibiotics, and they have their tails, teeth, and testicles cut off—all without any pain relief. But even that's not all that they go through.
Breeding sows are imprisoned (there's really no other word for it) in metal gestation crates so small that they can't even turn around or take a single step—many develop painful sores and bruises from being immobilized on a hard surface. Shortly after giving birth, they are forcibly impregnated again. This cycle continues for years until their bodies finally give out and the animals are sent to slaughter. After enduring these hellish conditions for years, squealing pigs are poked, kicked, and dragged onto trucks so that they can be sent to slaughter.
59. Lynn - April 11, 2008 6:15 PM
She is beautiful. Stop being so hateful. All of that hate will take years off of your life.
60. Zack - April 11, 2008 6:18 PM
59-Kim is cute for looking like a drag queen.
If Kim had one redeeming quality I do not think people would be so hard on her but she is lazy, self absorbed, and has no talent.
So all I see is a fat lazy drag queen looking porn chick.
61. fatty fatty 2x4 - April 11, 2008 6:24 PM
There must have been free food at this event.
62. Jamie's Uterus - April 11, 2008 6:25 PM
America's favorite urinal makes another public appearance. She should make appearances at new rest stops, and cut the blue ribbon, when a new men's room opens up.
Or start her own line of urinal cakes with her face on them? Talk about cross promotion!
63. Lucy - April 11, 2008 6:31 PM
I'm really a nice person but when I see fat people I think that they like to eat and eat and eat and how their problem is no secret because one cannot hide fat. I feel sorry for the fat kids with fat parents because they have already learned bad eating habits. Look at Kim's family, all the sisters are fat and Kim is the fastest. I tell all my fat friends that they are hot and curvy and I wish I had their curves but I am secretly relieved that I don't!
64. greg6363 - April 11, 2008 6:52 PM
You mean to tell me they have premieres for movies that go straight to DVD? Would the actors actually attend such an event? Just another faux event for grade Z celebrities at the bottom of the show biz food chain.
65. holy shit - April 11, 2008 7:07 PM
She's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo insanely hot.
66. Reggie Bush is a lucky bastard - April 11, 2008 7:10 PM
Could this bitch be any more perfect? god! She's soooo hot it hurts to look at her. 5'3'' and her real measurements are 35D-26-40 for anyone who is interested.
She's sooooo beautiful, she's sooooooo hot, and that perfect body and ass, oh my god.
67. that's really hot - April 11, 2008 7:12 PM
how many tissues does one need?
68. me - April 11, 2008 7:14 PM
she's the hottest woman in the world
69. She may be Armenian. - April 11, 2008 7:27 PM
Kim would look at home behind the counter at the Hot Dog on a Stick in the Glendale Galleria.
70. Reed Rothchild - April 11, 2008 8:07 PM
Size 7...Size 22...48 Hips....WHATEVER!
FAT!
FAT!
FAT!!!
BIG AND FAT!
Oh, and I saw her profile on bigfatlikechocolate.com
71. bandman - April 11, 2008 8:28 PM
I would slide it so deep into her
72. can't take the trash out of the white - April 11, 2008 9:27 PM
why do all the white trash hate armenians? because they make more money and don't listen to AC/DC while doing crack?
73. all your base are belong to us - April 11, 2008 10:10 PM
Aubrey O'Day appears to be everybody's lap dog.
@70 really? I heard that we can find your photos at douchespam.com. I wonder what you doing there. It is rumored that you tallness and you seeking rich man dates. Many of photos are found there.
74. Not impressed - April 11, 2008 10:56 PM
What's up with her dress? It looks like something a 60-something middle-class lady wears to a wedding. It looks like Aunt Barbara's dress. Very Glendale.
75. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 11:14 PM
Why is this pig on top? I wanted Mila on top tonight. Truth be told, Kim's cute and doable. If I were trapped at the end of a long line at the porta-potty, I'd pee on her for sure to avoid said line. I'm a giver.
76. julio iglooseas - April 11, 2008 11:20 PM
superficial writer - could you make it so i don't have to click 80 times to get that annoying fucking ad to stop playing a preview of a vagina flick? plz thx.
77. M - April 11, 2008 11:34 PM
Ok...im reading this...and its just so sad how most of u americans have to stereotype everything..if she was 10 pounds lighter she'd be too skinny...and theres no fucking way in hell this chick is even close to fat....especially if we're talking abt "american fat"...american fat is when ur abt 300 pounds...and if u believe this chick could be...then clearly ur a retard...and i bet anything half of u ppl sitting around calling her fat had a 12' sub for lunch so seriously STFU....and BTW ppl can exercise regularly without having six packs...and to add on to that..women can exercise regularly and STILL get cellulite simply because they are genetically predisposed to it...just like some women get stretch marks when pregnant while others dont...its just life...so instead of calling her names which obviously makes u losers..u should get ur fat/sad/jealous asses out for a walk. as for Mandy 40/41...u tell em girl lol these ppl have no idea what fat means.
78. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 11:55 PM
Why does she have that dot on her forehead? Is she Indian?
79. Ted from LA - April 11, 2008 11:56 PM
Cancel that. I just sneezed while I was eating a hot fudge sundae. My bad.
80. Pokey McSlapp - April 12, 2008 12:10 AM
Can you imagine how often she has to wax all of that back hair? Yeccchhhhhh.
81. The Truth - April 12, 2008 1:24 AM
You Americans are crazy! You are so consumed with addiction that you feel you either need to be fat or annorexic. There is no consistancy, no normalcy. This woman is not fifty lbs overweight, only a mongloid would say so, sure shes not the thinnest but she would be in the normal/chubby category, nothing beyond. Obese? that is ludacris!
82. Ted from LA - April 12, 2008 1:53 AM
Now I'm mad. I had my computer open to this site and my dog walks by, looks at the picture of Kim, and lifts his leg and pisses all over my computer. It's smoking as I type this. Damn it.
83. tina - April 12, 2008 2:14 AM
Kim Kardashian is a pretty woman. There are so many fans of her. They uploaded many hot sexy photos and videos at Richsoulmate.com. You may check them out and leave your comments.
84. Excuse me? - April 12, 2008 2:38 AM
Kim fat? Are you fucking kidding me? How dare you! You make fun of Nicole Richie for being too skinny and Kim for being fat? WTF is that?
Seriously, why don't we just all just fucking vomit everything with eat to make you happy? Anyone who thinks she's fat is seriously fucked up and needs to go to Africa and live in a world with starvation if you like everyone to be anorexic
85. all your base are belong to us - April 12, 2008 3:27 AM
Kim is not "fat." This is high school level stupid talk. She is not "hollywood skinny," but she is an extremely attractive woman, and she is also not stupid.
I'm not that retard Randal, but I am ready to vent.
This woman is not achievable for you. You get to criticize her because you own a computer, which suggests that you finished eating chips and fell asleep on a good "Best Buy" ad during a good sale. You've got a BMI that's worse (yes, I said 'worse') than hers, but nobody here is likely to see your craptastically fat body unless you end up on one of those "America, the Obese" specials.
KK is the same build that Marilyn Monroe was. MM's posters still sell, but you probably don't know that since the only "mall" that you see is the freaking food court.
Seriously, you would not turn this down. Don't bother saying, "I would," because you are a total bullshit artist or someone who doesn't like girls.
86. Ruben - April 12, 2008 7:01 AM
dude, what up with the plus file comment. Kim is hot!!!
87. nichole - April 12, 2008 8:34 AM
I think she is beautiful. She IS beautiful. it's a fact :p
88. Heriony - April 12, 2008 8:37 AM
"Kim's butt plankton" ...................................hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Thanks fish!
89. Dickie Hateface - April 12, 2008 9:21 AM
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4) Troll their users with evil, hateful, racist messages. The more offensive, the better.
5) Go to whois.godaddy.com to get the registration info for their sites. They’re all run by the same guy. Phone-spam him until his head explodes.
6) COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE WHEREVER YOU SEE THEIR FUCKING SPAM!
90. Gerald_Tarrant - April 12, 2008 9:24 AM
What I don't get is why douchefuckers come to a celeb rag site and try to defend their hero. Go to Kim's official site if you want to worship, I think it's www.FatArmoPig.com
Kim is 1 stop at Krispy Kreme from playing Santa at Macy's next year. If she let the beard grow she'd be perfect. There are guys around here who would turn Kim down flat and we aren't gay or bullshit artists. I personally wouldn't touch her because she has: 1. been peed on, 2. is a talentless media whore who makes my skin crawl, 3. just isn't attractive to me. It happens, people don't find this bitch good looking. If you are into fatties, more power to you. If you like it, I love it.
91. EPISIOTOMY BOY - April 12, 2008 9:28 AM
She's not that fat but her face is hideous. She's a stumpy little ego-whore.
92. Gerald_Tarrant - April 12, 2008 9:34 AM
Scratch that. Who am I kidding? I'd grab hold of her hot curves and love her all night long.
93. joho777 - April 12, 2008 10:13 AM
As unbelieveable as it seems, Kim Kardashian looks like she wears more makeup than Lindsay Lohan.
I'm amazed that people think that she's pretty, or attractive!
94. Talentless Celeb Whores - April 12, 2008 10:27 AM
She's got a horse face. I'd fuck her then ride her to Rite Aid.
95. Barry - April 12, 2008 10:48 AM
She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to "SeekingRich.com".She is also on "SeekingRich.com",there are a lot of reports about her.
96. naomi - April 12, 2008 10:51 AM
48" inch hip in euro sizing is like a US 12-14 she is a nice chunky woman. some guys like them that way. she's probably in the very overweight category but some people just have the wrong genes what else can i say?! plus if she's lazy to do exercise, let it be! all women get cellulite especially if their origins are on the Mediterranean even if they wear a size 2 and get massages 3 times a week, it's a Mediterranean trait. And Armenia is close to turkey which is on the Mediterranean. so there you go!
What the hell are you talking about size 22!?! i hope you mean UK sizing! not even rosie o'donell wears a size 22. Her face is beautiful enough to make up for her body. You guys have nothing else to do than insult celebrities who probably don't even read or care what you say because they're famous anyway and they're going to stay famous even if she gains an extra 10 pounds or loses all of her body weight. i bet half of the people are going to be her size one day anyway or you already are :O
97. Horse - April 12, 2008 11:12 AM
I don't care what any of you say - I think KK is HOT!!! I would be proud to bend her over. I would tap that ass like a keg of Coor's Light at picnic!
98. nancysnastypanties@gmail.com - April 12, 2008 11:37 AM
I suspect all of you guys making fun of her and calling her fat are just bored because you aren't getting laid... and that is your fault.. because you're the fat fuck living in your mommy's basement. Go eat another hoagie, fatty, because KK is hot and any dude I know would fuck her.
99. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 11:51 AM
Kim is fat. Mandy, you are fat too. And yes, I get laid plenty. And no, my woman is not fat. She is 5' 4", 34-26-34 and hits the gym 3 times a week. No, I don't bang fatties like mandy or Kim. In closing, suck my balls, fatties. Now go cry yourself to sleep hugging a box of Twinkies and telling yourself over and over that Jesus loves you just the way you are...which is fat.
100. Mandy - April 12, 2008 12:43 PM
Ha ha ha. Jaffo, I'M fat? I wear a fucking size 8, usually. A girl on America's Next Top Model had the same size hips as me. Let's see anyone with the same body type as yourself make it onto anything but THE BIGGEST LOSER.
I'm sure your girlfriend isn't like that. If you have one at all, and if she is... wow, she is built like your average, straight-waisted, flat-assed North American WHORE. I'm white but lucked into some hot, round-assed, hour-glass genes.
I wouldn't fuck your scabies-infested body for all the money in the world... I'll leave that to the women you find in the homeless shelter, I'm sure you'll settle down with a real nice toothless, bald one someday. My regards!
101. Alex - April 12, 2008 1:52 PM
24, She is dress size 6. I remember looking at her auctions on Ebay. A dress size six is like a regular 4 or maybe even a 2, considering she has huge breasts and prolly needs to size up and tailor like I do.
So you are completely retarded. This girl is NOT fat. She is not a size 12 or 14.. I mean she's only 5'3 for God's sake. This is not a big girl. With the same figure and taller she'd probably be an dress size 10 like Khloe looks to me.
102. MajorQ_Q'er - April 12, 2008 1:59 PM
Oink Oink Oink you fat pig.
103. Jody - April 12, 2008 2:04 PM
102
You are a typical fat American in denial. Now put down the food and go exercise.
Kim is a size 22!
Kim is a fat!
104. Rag - April 12, 2008 2:05 PM
99
I suspect you are fat like Kim!
105. Karl - April 12, 2008 2:08 PM
@97 Wrong genes lol!
It is more like eating too much and eating a lot of fatening food!
They interviewed Kim and she said she likes pancakes and fried oreos!
Kim is a fat chick that got lucky from doing porn and the paps made a big deal of her big ass because she wears girdles with butt pads that make her huge ass look freaky.
106. Jake - April 12, 2008 2:10 PM
102
Kim was probably a size 6 when she was in high school lol!
107. AYB - April 12, 2008 2:20 PM
@100.
You do realize that "sister" and "girlfriend" are different things -- unless you're particularly toothless parts of the south.
108. lauren - April 12, 2008 2:41 PM
Is it possible for Aubrey O"Day to get more orange? I love Danity Kane, but jeez.
109. Quinn - April 12, 2008 3:30 PM
sure she could stand to lose a few lbs...
She still looks hot and sexy and juicy enought to take a bite out of.
110. Ted from LA - April 12, 2008 3:40 PM
Anyone who gets in an argument on the internet about how fat or thin they are is a total fucking loser. I'm 6'5 and weigh 221 pounds and have six pack abs. Fuck no I'm not 6'5 and I don't weight 221 pounds. Do you get the point? Now shut the fuck up about how much you weigh and how tall you are.
111. FRESH - April 12, 2008 3:53 PM
shes a beautiful woman u guys are jus jealous.theres nothing wrong with her. read dr bubbahump blog if you think the trash u talk is funny.Hes a jealous jerk like all of u
112. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 4:42 PM
Mandy, you fat spiteful pig. For the record, not all Americans are fat. I am 6'3" with a 36-inch waist and weigh between 220 and 225 depending on how I am eating and how much exercise i am getting, so if I want to view Kim as the fat, cellulite-covered hogish whore she is, well that's my business isn't it? As far as you fucking me goes, I don't recall that I asked you to touch me, fat ass. In fact, I called you 'fattie' several times to show my disdain for you. Although to be fair, I did suggest that you should 'suck my balls' and that offer stands. Tell ya what, just to 'sweeten' the offer, how about if I dip them in chocolate first? Now go eat a deep fried Oreo, fat ass. And ted, go suck a dick you short, fat, pimple-covered dickbag. No one cares for your pearls of wisdom on internet etiquette, fuckface...
113. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 4:56 PM
Also, Mandy, thanks for sharing that you own a 2007 Kia Sportage. Wow. That is pretty impressive! Many things I have seen people brag about on the net, but ownership of a 2007 Kia Sportage is a new one to me! Fucking priceless, Pilates-girl! Did that come with an AM radio and an EZBake oven for you to make muffins in as you drive from one buffet to the next? Pretty amusing as well how you insist that 'needing to work out' is 'another useless American stygma.' First of all, I assume you meant 'generalization' or 'idea' or 'falacy' because 'stygma' really isn't even a word and the word 'stigma' really wouldn't convey what you meant to either. Go ahead, pry open the dictionary you use as a leg for the fold-out couch in your mobile home and check--I'll wait. Nice job, dipshit. I guess the fat ass gene is tied to the retard gene? Second, as far as that goes, you mean like daily showers and shaving of pits and legs for women? Again, go chug melted butter, fatass...
114. TJ - April 12, 2008 5:36 PM
And just WHAT is she famous for...does she have any talent??
(crickets)
Thought so.
115. TJ - April 12, 2008 5:40 PM
Wow. This Mandy/Jaffo war is cool.
Hey Mandy, Jaffo said your mother's got a hairy ass.
What are you going to do about it?
116. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 5:53 PM
She'll probably try and cover both angles on the hairy ass issue just like she did with my girl. You know, the way she first said 'I am sure your girlfriend doesn't look like that' and then about seven syllables later said that if she did, she would be 'built like your average, straight-waisted, flat-assed North American WHORE.' Way to try and cover all the bases, Fatty. I am still not sure what one's build has to do with being a 'whore' exactly or how exactly she would be 'typical' if we here in North America are all supposed to be fat anyway, but what do I know--I don't even own a 2007 Kia Sportage! Man, that must be sweet...
P.S. I would NEVER dog her mother for having a hairy ass. It's an affliction I suffer from personally and I try to be sensitive to all of the call girls I use, including Mandy's mother--who is also fat (Yes, I lied, I still bang a fattie here and there). By the way, you're welcome for the Sportage, chunky!
P.P.S. Kim is still gross and fat and probably sweats through two shirts and four pairs of panties a day and also wheezes when she takes one of her enormous fried Oreo and burrito dumps...
117. Mandy - April 12, 2008 6:46 PM
Right. This is the last time I'm posting here. Jaffo, as I said before, I'm in my IDEAL BODY MASS INDEX. No health professional, or anyone with eyes, would call me fat. You're a shallow dick and you are going to end up alone and unloved because of your cruel, spiteful attitude. Once your girlfriend figures out what a classless asshole you are, she'll be out of there so fat. Unless she's one of those stupid, equally classless bitches that WANT guys like you. I know, it's hard to believe, but they're out there.
I don't care if Jaffo says I'm fat, and I don't care if people say I'm not fat. All I care about is that I'm healthy, toned, don't have a cellulite-ridden body and am happy with myself. That's enough for me.
As for everyone else on here that can't wait to rip the next celebrity apart: grow up and get a real life. I came on here to defend a girl. I'm not even a fan of Kim Kardashian, I've never watched an episode of her show in my life. I just thought it was ridiculous that people were calling her fat. Since I've stood my ground and done what I came here for, I'll be leaving now.
But keep this in mind... everything you do will come back twice. Karma is a bitch. I don't tear people down, I defend them. Jaffo, and others like him, will one day feel guilty about trashing a person they've never met for who knows what reason. To make themselves feel better? To vent internal frustration? I don't know. I doubt if they do.
Jaffo, and anyone who'd like to call me down... don't waste the typing. I won't be coming back to this blog, because I have a life.
And with that, I bid you adieu.
118. Ted from LA - April 12, 2008 7:02 PM
Oh, Mandy,
You came and you left without taking.
119. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 7:12 PM
Let's all break out the violins for Mandy, shall we? First of all, you NEVER stated that you are 'in your ideal body mass index'. (And for the record, fuck the BMI anyway, it has been lgenerally disregarded by the medical community at this point as being largely inaccurate.) Second, how noble of you to surf the web looking for 'shallow dicks' such as myself who are (gasp!) having the 'nerve' to poke fun at a fat, stuck-up, classless, fat-ass rich bitch whore like Kim who gained her 'fame' by taking the cock on the internet and letting some dirtbag piss on her. Seriously, I am surprised you could find the time to do so, what with all of your charitable work, your devotion to Pilates, and all of the time you spend at Eat N Park for their breakfast buffet. Nice job, Mother Theresa. At any rate, thanks for stopping by. I haven't had this much fun with a fat chick since I took Sally Struthers to Chuck E. Cheese's for her birthday a few years back. Sure we were asked to leave when she kept eating the skee balls because she thought they were Gobstoppers, but all in all it was a pretty good day. In closing, fuck you and stay chunky, baby!
P.S. If everything we do comes back to us twice, you should be watching your back for an angry 50-foot tall bag of Cheet-o's riding a giant stick of butter wrapped in caramel. Again....Fuck. You.
120. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 7:30 PM
Just asking: Do I get extra points for being right on the money about her trying to cover both bases again in her response?
"Once your girlfriend figures out what a classless asshole you are, she'll be out of there so fat. Unless she's one of those stupid, equally classless bitches that WANT guys like you. I know, it's hard to believe, but they're out there."
And does that qualify as a Freudian Slip where she says my girl is 'going to be out of there SO FAT?' Just curious...
121. ughh - April 12, 2008 7:44 PM
you guys.. i'm 5'4''/115.. and i'll bet you anything kim's nearly the same size i am (maybe shorter). NOT FAT. in fact, gorgeous. you just aren't used to seeing real women because everyone in hollywood has enemas to suck the poop right out of them. and that's a lot of poop because they're all full of shit.
true story.
122. Jaffo - April 12, 2008 7:58 PM
I have got to contest that, ughh. My girl that I mentioned earlier is your exact height but is 120 and she is nowhere near as thick in the ass, thighs, or rack as Kim. KK is rippling with cheese, is getting cankles, and has to go at least 140. At 5'4" or less, that is fat by definition and by appearance as well. If she were just an average girl on the street, I would not give her this sort of guff and would say that she was alright. But since she is a snooty little richbitch internetporn celeb, i will continue to hate on her...
As far as those enemas go, don't they know about 'pooping'?! Sure seems a lot cheaper and easier...not to mention less 'invasive'...
123. lori - April 12, 2008 10:09 PM
She looks like a big, fat ugly blow-up doll.
124. fat mud shark - April 12, 2008 11:30 PM
she's nasty and a has a big gaping hole. her mustache is cool tho.
125. ehhh - April 12, 2008 11:58 PM
her face is so hot. your all whinging shes fat sitting behind your little computer screens. She can always loose the weight.
126. Binky - April 13, 2008 2:51 AM
Binky : So, I'm, like, doing a bit of shopping and bump into a woman in the 'Plumbing' section at the HARDware store where Cosmo says women can always meet guys..
Cliff Notes : (Good plan Bink.)
Binky: And this woman bumps me and gives me the traditional -" Oh I'm sorry Amigo - But '9/11 was an inside job.''
And I go 'No Problemo, 'Hunny Bun' 9/11 was an inside job.' Do you have a green card ? That's some interesting PVC in your basket baby"
Cliff Notes :Wow. What action! Then what happened Bink ?
Binky : Well the line at the Home Depot was so long ...I thought - and began wondering... sold their stock long ago...mind wandering....what was that again ? An Inside what ?
Unidentified Woman : Job.
127. KIm Lardasian - April 13, 2008 2:52 AM
Kim's not fat she's just a healthy curvy ugly huge lard ass piss bucket who likes here shower water filtered through a black guy before she uses it, each to their own.
@ 90, your a genius, really how did you come up with such a great plan ? mind you you could just try pushing the down tab when you see those post and save yourself hours of time you fecking moron.
@ 125 sitting behind a comp, how the fuck did you find this site or write your reply if your not sat behind a computer too another moron!
128. Rut Roh - April 13, 2008 2:55 AM
So....The comments and all and such say:
I'm fat and I love fat chics.
OR
I'm not fat and I don't want to fuck a fat chic.
Jeez. ...peace, love and all that shitz for everyone. Drill the fat whore or don't drill the fat whore. OR better yet...drill the fat whore and then call her a fat whore. Chics love that shit.
In any case. It's one fat ass slut. Why the hate everywhere?
129. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 13, 2008 3:28 AM
So #128-129.. Over here In China
(Chung King Mansions - 16th floor - ring twice)
People are saying 9/11 ? Inside job ?Comments ?
Free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
( well ok - parts of this 'Kneee ya Ha Ha' link are a bit lame - but the TRUTH shines through ...in an Alex Jones type way...
this chick isn't an idiot...as far as Cliff Notes can tell.
Cliff Notes : Oh. Right - blame me Bink.
Binky : Well I only heard this link once Cliff...And shouldn't you be dating ?
130. celebmania - April 13, 2008 4:44 AM
i seen her videos damn she is hot! so i posted it in
celebmania.info lol!
131. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 13, 2008 4:54 AM
Where exactly is that # 131 - I may have missed it..
Oh -and - by the way .... Inside job ?
132. tiffanygirl - April 13, 2008 5:00 AM
Why does she have that dot on her forehead?I LIKE SHE.
133. Binky - April 13, 2008 5:11 AM
We were just there to 'record the event.'
Rock on America !!
(But too bad Perry Mason isn't still on ..etc.....)
(That type of thing...)
134. Kim's Ass - April 13, 2008 5:32 AM
@Knee Ya Ha Ha
Honestly dude, no one knows what the fuck your saying....
135. Binky - April 13, 2008 5:42 AM
Binky : Oh and K.K .looks gr8!.... ... ... ..
... .... ...
Binky : Do I still have to talk now ?
Cliff Notes : Yes Bink - you even have a Troll to discourage now. You can't just lay down a bunch of dots . ... .... .... anymore... ...
Binky : Oh... ... In that case...for those of you....keeping score... at home...
9/11 was an inside job.... ...
136. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 13, 2008 5:51 AM
#135 Thank God !
(You American ?...no offense..)
And welcome the site
137. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 13, 2008 6:00 AM
#135 having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?'
Do you know "what the fuck I am saying" as you so well worded it ?
Wonder where NORAD went ?, Molten metal in the ruins ?
Any questions ? At all ?
The whole world is watching.... ETC...
138. Knee Ya Ha Ha - April 13, 2008 6:20 AM
Poop. Where did #135 Kim's Ass go ?
139. Cliff Notes - April 13, 2008 6:26 AM
Not sure Knee - but as long as the ad money is coming in for 'Keeping up with the KardASShinans. '(sp?) - it's obviously not going to 'Weight Watchers'
140. Kim's Ass - April 13, 2008 7:59 AM
@138
Hope you made sure the tinfoil hat was nice and secure before you came online don't want the spooks finding you and taking you out before you bring the truth out to the world.....
Was Kim sitting on top of the WTC when it went would explain is collapse no ?
141. cognac - April 13, 2008 8:58 AM
ted from la is a little penis guy that like woman that are shaped like boy kim is hot and rich so all you haters STOP THE BITCHASSNESS!!!!!! that means you ted from la
142. mafme - April 13, 2008 10:10 AM
Look at the photos of her in the bathing suit that were put up a few days ago-- her arms tell the whole story-- they're skinny and small but flabby at the same time. Her future is not bright, my friends. Her gut is gutty and her legs are big and toneless. She happens to have an interesting, exotic face that draws attention, but if you took that away, and all of her supportive underclothing, she would be a pile of goop. Hey, I have dated and am really attracted to some girls who aren't exactly skinny, but they've been athletic, too, which gives them firmness and form. KK just has, so far, happened to pile on the fat in all the "right" places. But in not too long, she's going to have lunch lady arms that flap in the wind and the fat will spread evenly (as it's already doing, but is masked by her boobs and freak ass).
143. Binky - April 13, 2008 12:38 PM
(Yeah Knee. Don't forget the 'tinfoil hat.')
Kim's Agent : Look Kimmy - I don't think there's any WAY ( Like way) we could spread your talent too thinly. I just think people are sick and tired of celebrity culture, unless you're like, Jesse Ventura, or something. What people are into now is home improvement. We just need a new format. I've got an new idea for us here in story board form. BRING 'EM IN BOYS !
*** Viewed in Story-Board ***
Cold open.
Kim K: Any time I'm pissed off, or people are pissed off at me I head to the kitchen. Or I send my cook to the kitchen. Whatever. I'm Kim Kardashian and I approved of this kitchen.
(Kim's Kitchen's Theme Music - Something catchy)
Announcer Guy : On today's show Kim's camera people visit the Van Waddie's cozy suite in central Harlem and Kim suggests a complete reno and offers valuable advice to our design team.
Kim K : Don't forget to leave room for a microwave -they're always handy !
Announcer guy : We'll be right back
Fade to commercials (two minutes)
*** End of Story Board View ****
Kim's Agent : Well what do think ?
Kim K : Sounds great. Let's eat.
(jk)
144. LABlondes - April 13, 2008 2:08 PM
Aubrey O'Day is sweet and sexy!!!
145. 'Frank' From 16th Floor - April 13, 2008 2:52 PM
Hey # 140 " Notes " - U crazy !
She look good in that 'Superstar' Movie. Plot a little slow though.
Cliff Notes : Oh right. I forgot for a sec there.
146. Who Cares - April 13, 2008 3:27 PM
A SERIOUSLY FUCKING PATHETIC want-a-be porn star.
I mean look at her talents:
Stages a “R’ Rated home porn movie with a ex-fuck buddy so she can PULL a Paris. What a claim to fame, so fucking lame.
She can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act, she can’t do much of anything but try and act famous and for what? BEING SOMEONE WITH A FAT ASS.
YES, a fat ass that is all she has. I mean she looks so so in a tight dress, but take that off and she is nothing but a FUCKING FAT ASS.
147. This is truth - April 13, 2008 3:44 PM
Jaffo -- you appear to be unloved and uneductaed. Your hate-laced, spittle-emitting rant toward Mandy does nothing to hide that from the rest of us.
Just thought you should know.
148. Mandy - April 13, 2008 4:34 PM
I apologize, everybody. I realize I'm a fat cunt and I am going to kill myself. Goodbye and thanks for listening.
149. britt - April 13, 2008 4:40 PM
Kim's a GODDESS. all you jealous ppl leave her alone.
150. This is truth - April 13, 2008 5:16 PM
This site has degenerated into day old pictures and a bunch of fucking retards leaving "comments."
Fuck this shit. I'm out of here.
151. Your Mom - April 13, 2008 5:37 PM
Look, it's obvious people associated with this chick are now posting lies and bullshit, trying to convince us she isn't disgusting. Fact of the matter is, she is gross. I wouldn't be caught dead with a hog like that. Even when she was much more lean, she was gross.
152. I Am Oshkosh - April 13, 2008 9:32 PM
How does she take off her eye makeup everyday without blinding herself?
153. Grunion - April 13, 2008 9:36 PM
I'd still piss on her.
154. I'm a Size Seven - April 13, 2008 9:37 PM
And I have a huge beaver.
155. Mandy and Kim are FAT - April 13, 2008 9:38 PM
39" inch hips? *hurls*
156. wol - April 13, 2008 10:34 PM
now she only has a pretty face. What made she so fat now? She is slim before and has a boy friend met on nudistcenter.com. I saw their story and nude photos there.
157. db - April 13, 2008 10:48 PM
Wow, what a Fatty Pig Fatty!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! FATTY PIG FATTY! FATTY PIG FATTY!
158. Amanda - April 14, 2008 12:24 AM
I've read a few celeb websites before...but I don't think I've ever come across such vile and horrible comments before. It's one thing to call an average girl fat. I see that all the time. It's quite another to use the disgusting language everyone is using. That's all I have to say. Feel free to call me fat and a loser. Then you can list 12 ridiculous adjectives in a row to show how smart and hate-filled you are. I can't wait.
159. Alex - April 14, 2008 12:54 AM
LOL, I know Amanda. These people are retarded as hell. Like I said before, I have seen her auctions for dresses she has worn to recent events on Ebay and they are size 6. A dress size 6 does not = 39 inch hips or whatever else these people are saying. They have to either be anorexic or fat themselves and trying to put down her body to make themselves feel better.
Come on people there are REAL things you can hate about her like the fact that she is fake as sin, has that annoying Paris Hilton style girly voice, does not leave the house without 10 pounds of makeup on, etc...
I was watching the show today on E! and you know who does need to lose weight... her sister Khloe. I think the other 2 just avoid telling her that because they know she makes them look way better in every scene they are in together.
160. sauce bag - April 14, 2008 1:15 AM
does anyone REALLY care where she goes or who she goes with...
check out my sweet tee site at www.zazzle.com/saucebag*
tell your friends...
161. bored at work - April 14, 2008 2:02 AM
I really can't believe anyone calling the poor girl fat. Step into a place called reality for all those who think a normal sized person is fat. Are Posh and Katie Holmes 'normal', everyone bigger 'fat' and I don't know how they would survive long term but people smaller 'fat'? Seriously! If you think so, go jump on a pro anerexia sit and see if you can push those kids to new eating lows. Honestly, there would be kids reading this without the adult ability to think "whatever - I know I am normal" .
Give this poor woman a break and be a bit more responsible in your postings. That's for Mr Superficial too.
162. Bored at work's ass - April 14, 2008 2:55 AM
@164 "Honestly, there would be kids reading this without the adult ability to think"
If kids do "follow" her I'd be more worried about them learning its important to be used as a toilet by every man they meat!
163. yvonne - April 14, 2008 4:16 AM
my opinion is that all of you who wrote here that kim is fat - are stupid americans.
and by stupid americans i'm thinking of abnormally fat people sitting in front of tv and computer, watching reality shows, unintelligent ''american dream99 movies and not even realising how big is the lie they live in.
how many of you can compare yourself to kk and not feel very, very dissappointed?
she's every man's dream
deal with it, you frustrated bags of McDonald's fat :)
164. Bored at work's ass - April 14, 2008 4:27 AM
@166 "she's every man's dream"
On behalf of EVER man.... STFU!! she's a dog always will be, no amount of drink would get me to touch her, I could just grope a toilet same thing after all!
165. pro-tone - April 14, 2008 5:18 AM
MANDY YOU FAT PIG NO IT ALL THAT DONT!!! Let me set you straight dum-dum, You brag how ms. Piggy wears a size 6...Well the designers make smaller sizes bigger to make fat american porkers like you and Ms. Piggy up there feel better about there pathetic, cottage cheese selves. Go stik a finger down your throat why don't you. Oh ya, dont forget to save the whales, HARPOON A FAT CHICK
166. You suck - April 14, 2008 6:25 AM
Sorry, but she is NOT plus sized. I think you have been staring at too many anorexic size 2 Hollywood whores to realize what a normal sized woman look likes! Articles like this just make me not want to come to this website anymore. I am tired of women being picked on for their weight. Get over it and move on, bitches.
167. TJ - April 14, 2008 8:30 AM
Sorry, but she's fat, has an irregular face, drinks African semen and has black cigars up her poop chute, and has no talent whatsoever, other than being a fukkpig.
Questions?
168. Big Bad Booty Daddy - April 14, 2008 9:23 AM
LoL.... She needs those legs to hold up that gigantic posterior.
I still don't know why shes famous though.. So she's rich.. whoopee de do.
169. bleh - April 14, 2008 9:34 AM
heh heh fat americans, why cant you be athletic and tonned. Get off your computers and excercise
170. lulu - April 14, 2008 10:05 AM
Hey - does anyone else see a small Adam's apple on pic 5? And she's not fat!
171. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 14, 2008 10:06 AM
Hot chicks come in all shapes and sizes... this ho has a 13.5" difference between her waist and her ass... good lord... nasty bitches come in all shapes and sizes too... let's do the math.... (tapping on calculator) 170 comments, we'll say 50% by women, and many of those women posted more than once... that puts about 40 chicks here... and by normal standards (tapping on calculator) I would say there are a maximum of THREE hot chicks posting here. And my further analysis reveals (tapping on calculator) that no more than one of the three hot chicks that post here is as hot or hotter than Kim K here. Hey, that's no me talking, that's science...
I can see it now... every pimply faced douchebag male here being approached one after another by this walking hourglass and saying "Uuuuh... no thanks... you're FAT..." (making jerking off motion) Yea right...
172. shame - April 14, 2008 10:29 AM
the guys posting here are probobly fat themselves or even worse small and scrawney with no muscle bleh
173. Jaffo - April 14, 2008 10:31 AM
Aw...I thought you weren't coming back, Mandy? What happened, they close Taco Bell early? Oink, oink, oink...fatty.
174. Jaffo - April 14, 2008 10:32 AM
Also, it wouldn't matter how 'fat' or 'thin' anyone posting here is or whether or not they would bang Kim. None of that would change the fact that she's a pig...
175. fatsos heh heh - April 14, 2008 10:49 AM
yeah it matters how fat or how scrawney they are, they shouldn't be judging her if they are no better then her. Probobly 1% of people here do a sport, which is why they keep coming back for days obsessing about how fit some girl is when they should be worrying about themselves
176. dumbos heh heh - April 14, 2008 11:40 AM
"Probobly 1% of people here do a sport,"
You have no idea one way or the other, tard. Shut it.
177. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 14, 2008 12:00 PM
#177 - So it's safe to say that you're an aspiring pig fucker? Let's face it..... most of the guys here go trawling for chicks at the laundromat or AA mettings.....
178. Jaffo - April 14, 2008 12:13 PM
Speaking from experience?
179. Raymond - April 14, 2008 12:14 PM
Marilyn was 5’ 5 ½” tall and her measurements were 35-22-25 and she weighed around 120 pounds.
People try to compare Kim Kardaskank with Marilyn, but Marilyn had a small ass compared to Kim’s huge fat ass. Kim’s measurements must be 38-28-48 and she weighs 165 pounds.
The bottom line is Kim is a fatso porker and she likes to eat fried oreos and all porkers like weird fried shit.
180. Dr. Drew - April 14, 2008 12:27 PM
#164 & 166
I'll tell you about stupid Americans. Stupid Americans eat of a lot of bad food and get fat and then try to use different names to describe fat like thick and curvy. So now we have Kim K. as the poster person for a hot fat chick and you fat Amercians continue to say she is not fat. A lot of Americans are lazy and want a quick fix for everthing and this is why the diet companys make so much money off lazy Americans becuase they know a lot of Americans are too lazy to maintain their diet plan, and will stop their diet plan and start eating a lot of bad food, and then they will try a new diet plan, and stop and start getting fatter. US has the highest rate of obesity for children and the higest rate of fat related diseases for children like diabetes than ever before. US has the highest obsesity rate for America adults and the highest rate of diabetes, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol than ever before. A lot of Americans can't even practice logic and critical thinking and believe everything they see and hear on TV and the Internet.
181. Grunion - April 14, 2008 1:29 PM
#183 whatever euro-douche. You forgot highest standard of living. Im happy as shit to be living in a place where there is so much delicious food that we all can't stop ourselves from gorging on it.. Yeah lots of us are fat but at least we were smart enough to not let our country be overrun by muslim immigrants who are breeding like flies and will be running your shit within a generation. Remember, no one is fat in Burhka..
Anything else you want to tell me about Sergio?
182. Osama - April 14, 2008 2:27 PM
@184 American food tastes like shit sorry hate to say it but it does if it aint got grease you won't eat it,
Over run by muslims em your country is a pedigree is it ? the only true americans are the Indians, all the rest are imigrants including your pop...
183. Jaffo - April 14, 2008 2:56 PM
Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Osama. Although on you...it's probably an upgrade...
184. Bonjour - April 14, 2008 3:29 PM
Americans do eat shit like fast food burgers and fries. The French eat fattening foods too like cheese and bread but they eat in moderation; unlike 70 percent of the fat Americans.
185. Thanks! - April 14, 2008 3:32 PM
#178
I think people come back for days because they are stuck at work and really don't give a shit about famous people but type and read funny remarks about Kim for their amusement and to break up the work day. I bet Kim comes on here serveral times a day to write something positive about herself lol! I usually don't post because you folks do a great job of amusing me.
Thanks!
186. Claudia - April 14, 2008 3:36 PM
I come on here, especially when they post Kim because the comments are funny and true too! Even the ones where people try to convince the others that Kim is not fat, just curvy or thick lol!
I have a good life, attractive, fit, successful, and happy!
I have no major problems so I go on here because Kim has major problems lol! And her current major problem is the fact that she is getting fatter!
187. henry - April 14, 2008 3:54 PM
i want her to sit on my face for like two hours.....spread that ass wide open and envelope my face with it...some girls just make you want to do that...and she is one of them.
188. yeah - April 14, 2008 3:56 PM
the things i'd eat out of her ass
189. Billy - April 14, 2008 4:02 PM
#190
Be sure you notify someone of your plans in case Kim's huge fat ass and hips smother you to death lol!
190. Caroline - April 14, 2008 4:05 PM
Every time I see Kim, it makes me think of my favorite artist R. Crumb because he has a fettish for big fat butt babes!
191. KillMONTAG - April 14, 2008 4:39 PM
Well she's not fucking plus size (like the majority of you obese American HOGS) but that dress is fucking hideous.
192. AK - April 14, 2008 4:44 PM
@194
Kim's hips are an enormous size 48!
Kim's hips are PLUS SIZE for sure!
But since Kim goes to a designer, I'm sure they can say she is a size 6 lol!
193. jesus - April 14, 2008 5:16 PM
Marry me!! Marry me! Please Kim marry me!
God... she's the hottest woman in the world.
194. Kim is insanely hot - April 14, 2008 5:20 PM
#195
Kim's measurements are 35D-26-40 you jealous idiot! You wish her hips were 48 instead of 40 just so you wouldn't have to feel so terrible about yourself and hate yourself so much, but get over it jealous bitch, Kim's hot, you're not, Kim's insanely stunning, you're not, and her measurements are 35D-26-40, and her body is the hottest thing you've ever seen, you so wish you could look a little like her and have a body like hers.
195. Osama - April 14, 2008 5:29 PM
@197 "her body is the hottest thing you've ever seen"
hahahaha............. you've never been outside once in your life huh ?
196. Pepper - April 14, 2008 6:09 PM
@197
Maybe Kim's hips were 40 inches at one time but she has gotten fatter and her hips are size 48 now. Kim looks like 38-28-48.
Kim is an inspiration for all fat women, that a fat woman can be considered hot by some.
197. Peggy - April 14, 2008 6:11 PM
When my hubby tells me to go on a diet, I tell him that Kim is considered sexy and we have the same shape and then my hubby tells me that I had a nice shape before I had kids, and I tell him to shut the F up!
198. Tiff - April 14, 2008 6:13 PM
I secretly look at Kim and feel superior because she is a fat ass and has fat hips and thighs. I secretly laugh to myself thinking that fat chick can't push herself from the plate lol! I stare at my nude body and smack my small sexy ass and then I get dressed and ready for work.
199. Jaffo - April 14, 2008 6:30 PM
This just in: ASStronomers have discovered a small planetary object orbiting Kim's huge ass. They call 'Poopiter'...
200. Skinny Mini - April 14, 2008 6:41 PM
Kim isn't fat but you people are a bunch of haters! lol. The irony is I bet she looks better than most of you on her worst day. lol
201. Thanks! - April 14, 2008 6:42 PM
#202
lol!
I knew I could cruise by and see another witty put down about Kim Kardaskank enormous ass!
202. ABC - April 14, 2008 6:43 PM
#203
You are right Kim is not fat, she is super fat lol!
203. Dante - April 14, 2008 7:06 PM
#203
Are we talking about Kim before she puts on her whore make up or after lol!
Kim has a huge wide ass and needs to wear a girdle with butt pads as part of her circus freak show or else she wears a swim suit and covers her huge butt with a sarong lol!
Kim also has tree trunk thighs lol!
204. Jaffo - April 14, 2008 7:11 PM
Yeah, once you make the move to the 'Fat Girl Wrap' as a part of your bathing suit, everbody knows what's up. It's like the fat kid in gym class wearing his shirt in the pool...
205. Thanks! - April 14, 2008 8:05 PM
#207
Thanks for another funny comment!
Time to go home but I look forward to reading more funny put downs on Kim tomorrow lol!
206. Erica - April 14, 2008 8:57 PM
Sure, she's not tiny. But I don't think she's fat..her ASS is FAT. No doubt about that. If I had an ass that giant and chunky, actually no because I don't eat a lot of food that I know will go to my ass. Which, nothing does to be honest. She is very gorgeous, but she is kind of on the chubby side. She is also a whore.
207. Brii - April 14, 2008 9:28 PM
Why is she wearing a court jester costume, is this an early halloween party?
208. a - April 14, 2008 9:54 PM
stop hating she has a nice shape ..she looks better then skinnyy bitches with no tits curves or ass women are supposed to have hips.. she's not fat at all she looks great
209. Sergio - April 15, 2008 11:18 AM
@ 211
Here we go again with the one extreme to the other comment. Only one percent of the population are underweight and most can be seen as models and celebrities. Being a size 0-2 is not sexy and most people would agree. But Kim is getting fatter and she managed to get famous from doing a porn flick and having a father who helped get a murderer free. Kim is also famous for being fat and wearing girdles with butt pads that make her huge butt look unnatural; like a freak show and people will notice and make comments. Kim also fits the fat chick stereotype because when she wears a swim suit; she has to cover her huge behind with a sarong. I agree that women should have hips but not big fat hips like Kim. America needs to quit making excuses for fat people and the fat people need to take action and get fit, not skinny, but get in shape people.
210. Marisa - April 15, 2008 11:26 AM
#209
Rule No 1: Fat is fat no matter where it is at.
lol! You say you don't think Kim is fat but her ass is fat lol!
If I ate as much as Kim then most of my fat goes to my breasts and I would naturally be Kims implant breast size, but I don't want to get that fat ever again. And some of the fat goes to my butt. But having natural big breasts means your fat. Fat has to go somewhere and for me it is on my breasts. Sure guys stare at me when I got fat and my breasts got huge on my 5'1" frame and I hated being fat so I quit eating a lot of chocolate and switched to Dreyers Light Ice Cream and lost all my fat on my breasts. I am back in shape and feeling great! I hope Kim does not get any fatter.
211. Thanks! - April 15, 2008 11:32 AM
#210
lol!
Thanks for your funny comment!
I suspect Kim's sisters told Kim her dress looked nice while secretly laughing to themselves lol!
212. poodlage - April 15, 2008 2:40 PM
why does it matter what her size is?
213. poodlage - April 15, 2008 2:40 PM
why does it matter what her size is?
214. Angela - April 17, 2008 9:42 PM
Followed a link to this website from another. After reading so many 'women-hating-women' comments I now understand why this site is called "the Superficial"....
215. leyla - July 30, 2008 6:57 PM
Seriously ... You girls need to chilllllll and lay off the haterizm for real. Both of these girls are very talented and so deserve to be where they are. Beautiful and rich as they are. I LOVE Danity Kane's style so much. They're stylist Kira Plastinina is doing great work with them. Check this out! http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdJ-zyBUIjs some behind the scenes stuff ...
216. niecey - May 16, 2009 1:16 PM
All of you are jealous ass haters. Kim Khardashian is beautiful. She has proportionate curves, not a fat face, chin, neck, stomach or nasty ass. She is not old by any means. And even when she is old, she will still look good like her mother does. Look at Lisa Raye, in her forties with a better body than women in their 20's. I'm nearly five eight, 175 lbs. and wish that I was short with a body like Kim's. Stop being so jealous. It will never help any of you to look like Kim.
217. niecey - May 16, 2009 1:16 PM
All of you are jealous ass haters. Kim Khardashian is beautiful. She has proportionate curves, not a fat face, chin, neck, stomach or nasty ass. She is not old by any means. And even when she is old, she will still look good like her mother does. Look at Lisa Raye, in her forties with a better body than women in their 20's. I'm nearly five eight, 175 lbs. and wish that I was short with a body like Kim's. Stop being so jealous. It will never help any of you to look like Kim.
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