Apr 23 2008Kelly Brook dumped by idiot Billy Zane

NO ONE CARES!

How's Britney Today?

'jj

No one cares that I'm FIRST either!

Not even me!

That's how lame this site is.

LOLZZZZZZZ

wat a doofus!!!!

I'd munch that corn hole while I put a bullet in Kim. Maybe two or three; that troll has skin like a manatee.

Friggin idiot. She's hot! I'll take her.

She looks like a major pain in the ass.

Good move on Billy Zane's part. Getting engaged guarantees full exploratory sex, but the savvy male never follows through with the actual marriage part.

Get engaged, enjoy the super wild sex, but get out before she starts any actual planning.

She dumped him actually.

Idiot? He's a genius. She's going to turn 30 this year, which is an age that definitely deserves the word "turn." He used her up during her good years, and now he's going to bungee back to 20 years old for the next one. Brilliant.

if only she were blonde and had the face of a woman, she would be a perfect human....that body is litterally PERFECT.

Oh yeah, Billy....you ditched her. Riiiiiiiigggggght.

Every other source is saying SHE broke up with HIM.

Maybe it was like dating Mimi.

That face is scary. Ugh. She's got a bad case of the Gisele's...

kerry - April 23, 2008 1:56 PM - Every other source is saying SHE broke up with HIM.

That's what I'd read, over and over too...
'Fish, get your stories straight, would ya??

yes, she is hot. but as the ole saying goes

"you show me the hottest woman in the world, and i'll show you a guy that's tired of her shit"

Geez...for a limey she even has all of her teeth and healthy too!

But I hear backwoods hick and no talent out of work actor Zane who loves his crack pipe more then Kelly...likes those no teeth gum sucking trailer trash harlots from the deep south!

I thought Zane was gay until I found out he was dating this one. This confirms it.

She probably got tired of all the, "Does this make me look bald?" questions. And the, "How nice, you're here with your father." comments.

It's who's, not whose. Whose is possessive.

LOL @ 13 and 20

ERM she actually dumped HIM because she didnt want to get MARRIED. Get your facts straight...........

She looks alwasy beautful. I love her. I saw her profile on a milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

NO MATTER HOW GORGEOUS A WOMAN IS THERE IS ALWAYS A GUY SOMEWHERE WHO IS SICK OF FUCKING HER. BILLY SAYS GOOD DAY TO HER.

What is it with posting pictures of all these old hags lately (over 30)?

We want hot women, not used, dried up goats.

Her earrings look heavy..

Sorry, got nuthin.

Best news of the year!!
Screw the restraining order, I'm back on the hunt. Posters back up...got five gallons of Kelly Brook perfume at home even though I don't bathe. Best of all, now I don't have to kill Billy Zane and eat his liver. (Though I will have to kill ph7 and Quaker--sorry, Clarice.)

Maybe she doesn't want to have kids. Although I don't know why that would upset anybody.

Hey it's Secretary Day!!! I just got flowers.

Like any of you care. All you want to do is gossip..

Do you have an...interesting...relationship with your boss?

I cry at night when I watch Dirty Dancing and mom takes pictures of it and brings them to her office.

Because even if you're only "Billy Zane Famous", there's always a younger, better model around the corner. There are girls 10x hotter, younger than her just walking around my Los Angeles neighborhood, all of them looking to hook up with someone "Billy Zane famous". Hell, I've seen these girls fighting over David Spade!

I care FRIST!!
Our secretary got some too, and I was hoping they were from my husband cause he's a complete dickfuck and figured he was sorry.... but, no...

Looks like that 21 year old down at the bar will be in for a treat tonight..

I kid.

#25 please go over to Disney.com and look at pictures of Miley Cyrus since you are obviously underage.

My boss's 14-year-old daughter works in the office as a secretary during the afternoon and today I'm planning on giving her deflower.

How do you know he dumped her? I bet she dumped his bald saggy ugly ass.

Sorry guys, I still have not fully recovered from the World Trade Center falling on me a few years back....

Big floppy donkey dick!

lol!

Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor's edge towards morbid obesity.

lol!

I've never heard of this person but she looks lovely.

#25

You need to go to the following site:

www.BarelyLegal.com

I always respect men who hesitate to marry bimbos. First it was Cash Warren, and now this.

Kelly should have gotten pregnant, like Alba.

Who is this person you ask? Happy to inform.

MAXIM (UK) #1 on at least one occasion.
Presenter breakfast TV (UK) for a while.
Done a few films - including playing lead.

Too nice / beautiful for the bald, rubbish ex-actor.

Who needs mouthwatering mouthfuls like the funbags Kelly has?

Obviously not Billy Zane.

she should get back with Jason...

Her cock wasn't big enough for Zane.

At least now he's free to make "Sniper 7: Belgium Meltdown"

Hawt.

mmm..I think he's had enough of all that aerobics thing with her..
Time to change maybe..anyhow who cares!!
Anything about Britney ?

Am I the only person here who thinks her chest looks manly? Those implants are much too square. Not natural looking at all. Yes, she's a very good-looking gal, but that chest looks weird!

She's probably a nagging bitch, albeit a beautiful nagging bitch, but after he hit it a few hundred times, maybe Billy just woke up and realized she's not the one. Cindy Crawford got dumped by Richard Gere, Salma Hayek got dumped by Ed Burns - serves 'em right. It helps to keep nature in its proper order.

IF it is true, serves her right for dumping Jason Statham. Baldy looked like he needed a chocolate swiss on his face, smug git.

This girl is awesome, unlike the fat assed urinal cake Kim Kardashian.

#35 you filthy pedophile.

... High five!

He's a balding fag to give that up. As if he'll ever do better.

I really thought Billy Zane was gay, as in years ago he came out and announced it. I was very sure of this fact, so I was very confused when he showed up in pictures with Kelly Brook, one of the greatest women on the planet. I have absolutey no gaydar and I could figure out Billy liked man ass.

Just so everyone can rest easy, nobody dumped anyone. Kelly Brook is a lesbian and was too ashamed to come out while her father was still alive. Billy Zane is not an idiot (well at least not for this), he is gay so I think he will be just fine after this break up

She likes baldies. A few years back I was in London on holiday and she walked into a Starbucks there, with Jason Statham (balding actor dude). She was hot!

She likes baldies. A few years back I was in London on holiday and she walked into a Starbucks there, with Jason Statham (balding actor dude). She was hot!

Her nipples are as big as my thumbs. And not just the tip, I mean the whole fucking digit.

Supposedly, she was the one that dumped that bald, old hasbeen.

@48 They're real, one of the things she's very public about saying is that they're not implants. I think it's one of the reasons she became so popular aswell.

her ass is FLAT and WIDE....perfect body??? British Kim K??? Are you kiddding me??

Her boobs are G/H cups and sag big time before babies...God help her.

your a dick..
kim kardishan is hot..
not morbidly obese you
ass hole

OK NUMB SKULLS HERE IT IS!

1Why do guys cheat or ditch perceivably hot looking women such as Halli Berri and Kelly Brook?

These women are probably horrible in bed or may not put out at all! Ever been with a really good looking woman and she won't get nasty or is super self conscience of her body? Its a turn off!

Give me a porker any day that does ass to mouth over a hottie that imitates a dead body a little too well in the sack!

good on you billy, shed ugly anyways

good on you billy, shed ugly anyways