Apr 17 2008Katie Holmes + Tom Cruise = Trial separation 4ever

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Katie Holmes wants to move to New York City with Suri - but not Tom. She's been offered a role in the Broadway revival of All My Sons and doesn't want Tom ass-raping her theater career like he did with her film career. Star reports:

"She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there's no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away," an insider tells Star. "There's no way he'll allow it. He just doesn't want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her."
Further, the couple's tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late.
"Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."

The Superficial has obtained some of Tom's rules for Suri. Many Bothans died bringing us this information. God, they suck at espionage...:

1. Hugs require an E-meter reading of Clear. After that it's $1,000 for a hug and an additional $500 for a "How's daddy little girl?" An "I love you" is $750. No personal checks.

2. When Uncle John calls, tell him Daddy is in the shower watching Battlefield Earth. Promptly let him in upon his arrival. He'll be in a hurry.

3. Please stay within 100 yards of Daddy. Otherwise the bomb I inserted at birth will go off. Because he hearts his little L. Ron clone-princess! Smooches!


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That girl needs to call a DV hotline.

RUN KATIE, RUN....................

Weird people

Get GOD back into your life KATIE and the THETANS will leave you alone!

Man, Scientology sounds like the perfect religion for two types of people: a) nightmarish control freaks who live to command others and b) people too dumb and spineless to make their own decisions. They kinda deserve each other, I don't really feel bad for them.

Gotta wonder what Katie Holmes thought was gonna happen when a dude 20 years older than her who's already been married and divorced twice decided to sweep her off her feet. Generally, when people get divorced a lot, there's a reason for it.

What the deuce??

Mrs.Reindeer is ON acid this morning.

She knew what she was getting into.

Anyone else feel bad for Suri? That child is going to be messed up big time when she grows up thanks to Tom Cruise...can anyone imagine growing up in Scientology?

Katie, the pope is in the country and will be in New York tomorrow. Now is your chance! There is now way Thetans can battle the pope.

I felt bad at first, but the sympathy has long since passed. Fuck her and Tom Cruise. He looks like a psycho in that picture.

Ok, great. They deleted it. Now my comment makes no sense. Eh, what else is new..

Remember when he was hot? I saw "A Few Good Men" the other day (I usually boycott TC movies but that one is good and I dig the guys in uniform) and it was like looking at a different guy.

It seems to me that Tom will soon pull an "Operation Disconnect" on Katie...

Wow, who did not see this one coming? Is Katie tired of Tom dressing her up like a little boy??

Yo, Karen, lets go have a drink!!

There once was a girl named Kim
Who let people pee on her on a whim
She complained, “Though I shave
My ass three time a day
I can’t keep the damn thing trimmed!”

Jimbo, I already am.

I love pocketflasks

There once was an Iranian named Kim
Whose intellect was exceedingly dim
She said, “If I had
To go out without pads
My ass would look much more slim”

Suri should be left behind. The only thing worse than being brought up as a Scientologist would be exposure to both Scientology and Catholicism. Not sure which group is more fanatical.

"Anyone else feel bad for Suri?...can anyone imagine growing up in Scientology?"

Kind of like growing up in Christianity. Making children believe in fairy tales about the magic man in the sky is never good for the child or society.

12. Karen Walker - April 17, 2008 12:17 PM - Ok, great. They deleted it. Now my comment makes no sense. Eh, what else is new..

LOL, Gotta admit, I did go WTF is she on about??? Then I saw your second post and laughed...

# 15, Jimbo... if I recall correctly, you are in Calgary (I've been around for some time, just not posting often - I DO recall the shirtless pic of you.. haha)... we're neighbours... If Karen is too far away, I'll meet ya for that drink...lol

All this endless love that Tom Cruise has for Scientology is risky business. All the while L Ron does nothing but taps Tom’s bank account and says if he doesn’t continue to pay, as far as his faith goes he will be losin it. Tom feels that the color of money pales in comparison to these days of thunder for Scientology. Tom can’t understand why all the outsiders looking in don’t get it. He thinks if he fails to make all the right moves now his legend will be lost forever. So he is content with just recruiting a few good men and keeping the firm grip he has on his beliefs. Not only does Tom have strong feelings for his faith, but also this great country that was born on the 4th of July, 1776. He has said that he would gladly grab the top gun from his gun rack and defend it even if it were the war of the worlds. Well it’s starting to rain, man. I am off to enjoy a cocktail.

Oh please, lets equate Christianity and Scientology. Because all Christians are snake-handling Bible thumpers.

I mean, Christianity is the EXACT SAME THING, right?

Give me a break. If you aren't religious, fine, but don't dump all religions together and have a little respect for others. Scientology is a cult that bleeds money from people, I have never been forced to pay to be Christian. Big difference.

And I have never tried to convert one single person.

Why is he taller in that photo?

hmmmmmmm.


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What a douche! Maybe you believe that you have monkeys in your lineage, but I don't. I'm not a crazy, nutso Bible thumper, but to call Christianity a fairy tale is truley unbelievable.

Karen, I have 3 of them. I have them strapped to my back so no one can see them

I'm feelin' the love for Kate. And agreeing.

ph7's comment is just plain ignorant.

#24 - so you've never been to a church service of any kind? I've been to several different varieties and as I recall, they all passed the collection plate.

@#30 Yes, a collection plate. A purely voluntary collection plate at that. It's not an entry fee.

Karen, I quite enjoyed your first comment despite having no clue what it meant. We all need a little surreality now and then.

Speaking of Suri-ality, since Suri was conceived with L. Ron's sperm via artificial insemination, perhaps Tom doesn't have as much legal claim to Suri as he'd like to think. I believe she's legally the property of Xenu.

Free Katie Holmes!

does anyone else read this and wonder how on earth Star could be considered a credible source of information? not that i wouldn't love to see the end to this disaster. just sayin...

Don't disrespect Christianity. You may offer tithings if you wish, but the Good Lord will not turn His back on anyone because they didn't contribute money.
Scientology is something that a man made up about 30 years ago. This is one dude's "vision". Hey, we can all make up our own religions and people will surely follow. The Bible has been around for over 2000 years, and we today can relate to the stories back then. Amazing huh?
Look, don't criticize me here, I just had to get my "2 cents" in. I love the Lord and felt I needed to stand up for Him. Feel free to believe in whatever you want. It's called Free Will.

What no "TCLTC" yet? Ok now we got that out of the way. Shit I got nuthin' just wanted to post a comment..

Like all Republicans, I take Star, and less credible resources like Fox news, very seriously. I'm talking Iraq war seriously.

oh and @13, i couldn't agree with you more. i think he's looking more and more like jason schwartzman every time i see him in the media.

Yes #30, been to Catholic church services all my life. I don't remember ever being asked to leave because I didn't put any money in the voluntary collection plate.

Again, I totally respect the fact that you're not religious and are against religion. Fine. But comparing Scientology and Catholicism/Christianity is just not fair at all. Two entirely different things.

Please, please give up the shit on Tom & Katie. I am sick of seeing this stuff, if she is unhappy, she will leave, not that she couldn't afford it. Secondly, if she is happy which I think she is, move on, leave them alone. I can't be the only person sick of all the stupid headlines.
If we were to pick on religion, try Catholics talk about messing up children!!!

Yes, there is no similarity between the cult of Scientology and the Church of the Day 3 Zombie Uprising.

TCLTC

I love how my one comment sparked someone to say something that sparked a mini religious debate. I don't think it should be equated to a fairy tale either, if you don't like it, are atheist, that's fine but you don't have to be rude about it.

dude...christianity is SO not the same. My church is held in a dive punk bar call The Milestone and my pastor has mutton chops and tattoos up the ying yang. You can listen to this sermon while you sip a pint of guinness and laugh as he draws comparisons between bible stories and south park.

I dont think Scientology has anything near that fun.

Probably a stupid question, but what is "TCLTC"?

44, Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.

#43 -" I dont think Scientology has anything near that fun"

Look up Freewinds

#46 they have their OWN cruise ship? WTF? That is freakin weird. Well, i'd rather fight the roaches and rats at The Milestone any day. Plus, its alot cheaper than a cruise...its stinky...but hey, I cant have it all.

lol, especially number 2.....Uncle John..

Sad thing is, if it were not for the cult, Katie and Tom would make a good couple.

Yes it's certainly true, there's a huge difference between Scientology and Catholicism. Scientology doesn't have an elaborate bureaucracy designed to promote child rape and protect the child rapists from prosecution.

random, i know, but i wonder if cruise's new movie "valkyrie" is going to bomb. "lions for lambs" and katie's "mad money" did. what else could be more telling that your career is OVER?


So what - They're BOTH a couple of lightbulbs shy of being *bright*

Jenniper, a place that can preach about the Church and South Park and the glories of Guinness? ... BRILLIANT!!! Please tell me this in NYC.

well, actually, here in germany you are paying tax for the curch or you are OUT.
of course i could keep praying before bedtime but for the state and the church i'm no longer a christ anymore if i won't pay the tax. and btw: christianity started 2000 years ago as a sect, too... no so much a different between scientology and christianity for me.

Hey Jumpin_J....yes, its in NYC too. I hate spamming links to other sites, but here is the link to it anyhoo http://www.revolutionnyc.com/ .

You can just go and hang out even if u dont dig God and the whole Bible deal. Its more about community and fellowship than turning people away cuz they look freaky or don't conform to some mold created by heterosexual stuffy asswipes.
The dude who runs our wing of Revolution married my husband and myself and the next weekend married a same sex couple. We rant about supporting mom and pop biz and what the next punk/alt show coming to the milestone might be...and yes, we talk about faith. No pressure...nothing but fun, friends, and a good pint. Gotta luv it.

Most of these assclowns are too young to catch the Bothans ref.
ZUR WILL KILL YOU BITCHES!! Hells yeah.

in reference to gogol "christianity started 2000 years ago as a sect, too" Not true actually, it started well before that. Jesus was born around 2K ago. Give or take. You can thank the Romans for the 2K thing actually. As for it being a sect. thats true. All faiths are "cults", its only in modern times that the word "cult" is given a negative meaning. The difference between today's idea of "cult" and old is that today it usually means and ideology that prevents you from making your own choices. Some "christian" faiths DO fall under this today, as with many other faiths... but if you take it for what it is...and dont freak out over the stupid miniscule details...then you CAN make your own choices and not listen to bullshit that comes out of these holier than thou preachers.

For instance, my church gives out bumper stickers that say, "Jesus is the saviour, not Christianity"

Ok...enough of this serious crap. sorry.

that is a big bullshit rumor come superficial writer can we not do better then that...suri 2nd bday is tomorrow Katie has been planning the party i know for a fact you r full of crap...they aren't even living in their house right now due to remodeling, and they seem pretty happy with life...jealous much

Tom's starting to show his age in that picture. Droopy cheeks and forming wattle FTL!

Fish, please note that Anonymous Sherry on the Internet is THE most credible source on all things Tom and Katie.

Sherry, we don't care whether or not any of this stuff is true. This isn't a news site, we don't expect accuracy.

#13

I enjoyed the movie too when it first came out. And I like seeing men in uniform because the clothes are fitted and I can enjoy their nice shapes. I hope the style changes for men because right now the young guys wear loose pants and I can't enjoy looking at their behind. And the shorts are too long so I can't enjoy looking at their legs. I do not watch any of Tom's movies anymore because I think it is awful the way he filed for divorce with Nicole without telling her. Tom left Nicole for selfish reasons.

Tom has gone crazy and he is full of himself.

@58 WTF?? Fish is qouting from another news source (lightly considering The Star a news source) you dumb twat. Way to work that little qwerty keyboard on your Sidekick Ms. Crazy Fan.

@39 and 58, what is the point of coming to this website if you're so sick and tired of the posts?

Sweet Star Wars reference Superfish!

Sweet Star Wars reference Superfish!

Wow who coulda seen this happening?? a nice long custody battle I suppose coming soon to your Superfish.

22. nipolian - April 17, 2008 12:30 PM

+2!!!

39. shar - ... if she is unhappy, she will leave...

Do some research. Leaving a control freak is one of the hardest things one can do, even if you have money, and especially if the CF is a rich religion-crazed nut job who is also the father of your child.

51. hahaha - ... i wonder if cruise's new movie "valkyrie" is going to bomb...

My magic 8 ball says "most definitely." I also have theory that your average joe doesn't like movies, tv shows, etc. if he or she can't easily pronounce the name.

"lions for lambs" and katie's "mad money" did. what else could be more telling that your career is OVER?

Oh, and TC absolutely adores TC, maybe even more than zenu.

NOW ON THE NEW LIFETIME'S MOVIE OF THE WEEK!

Not Without My Daughter 2: RUN KATIE RUN!

Oh please all you "don't disrespect Christianity" assholes make me SICK!
It's a free country this is NOT Islam and most people in the West are not Islamic nutcases, and we don't issue fatwas and kill people and blow up buildings because someone has a pop at Christianity like Muslims do.
He wants to say something about a comparison between Scientology and Christianity then fucking so be it, live and let live, you might not like the remark, but lets not turn into freaking MUSLIM style nutcases.

If someone doesn't respect Christianity that is their right and also to voice their opinion, I don't respect Islam and Scientology - I HATE them both with a passionate LOATHING and its my right to feel and to say so!
FUCK DAT!

Tom and Katie - meh.

Bothan's suck at espionage - damn near wet myself.

Freakin' newbies! 74 posts, and not one of you stated the obvious, ...

TCLTC!!!

For that matter, so do I. Save me some soap, Tom!

It's not a religion, it is a cult. Religions worship the creator of the universe and heavens, cults worship humans. Scientologists worship L Ron Flubbard, therefor e it is a cult.

Doncha love how whenever people criticize Scientology, all the anti-Christian fanatics come out? And how they NEVER acknowledge that Scientology is a prime example of a pyramid scheme, NOT a religion.

RUN KATIE RUN!!

Tom's OT powers are a LIE!!!

>Doncha love how whenever people criticize Scientology, all the anti-Christian fanatics come out?

Actually I find a lot of Christian nuts started defending Scientology claiming "freedom of religion".

They are too stupid to see how siding with a cult like Scientology may not be a smart thing.

#74 - I happen to know that RichPort died from cardiac arrest while starring in that marathon porn "Donkey Dicks: A Requiem". Good thing too, his trolls are the only things out there less funny than he was. I mean it's funny to watch a talentless moron trip over his own cock all the time, but I couldn't stand my hookers yelling out his name. And I reminded all that "TCLTC" about 30 posts earlier.

I'm glad Joey Potter-Cruise is finally embracing her thetan-given talent of singing. I mean, when she got up there on that beauty pageant stage and sang 'On My Own' to Dawson, I wept enough tears to fill the Creek.

To post #18 - Did you forget Muslim on that list?

To Post#19 - You hit the nail on the head. Well said.

I really hope that Katie leaves Tom in the dust! He is the biggest fake in Hollywood! Crazy and controlling is not a great combo....I feel sorry for her because he probably brain-washed her into thinking he would spoil her for life! The only way I could see her staying with him is to use him to further her career and then she could dump this 5"7 dumb ass! I knew someone who used to wait tables at the same place as Mr. Perfect, before he made it big. He thought he was the shit and kept asking her out and she had to keep turning him down because she said, as well as fellow coworkers, that he was the biggest dork they had ever known. Tom you blow, I'm sure in more ways than one!

>>KillMONTAG

Hey mind your words ..dont talk about Islam when you dont know it k?
what some freaks do in the name of islam is not right and i agree
but dont generalize becuz islam teaches DOES NOT support innocent poeple

so please mind your words a do as you just said "live and let live"
i mean come on man! we pary for the same god!

I hate myself for buying Star, but I did buy this issue today and I rarely would believe anything on its pages, but I do hope she leaves him. She looks so depressed and miserable lately, not to mention gaunt (is she eating?). I'm sorry, but he's completely OBSESSED with her. That stunt he pulled on Oprah's couch was beyond unfunny and borders on obsession and I think maybe the fairytale has worn off for her. She's young, she's a mom, she was raised by a strict Catholic family and probably wants to get back to some of who she was. Let's remember, when she filmed a movie in New Orleans, Tom wouldn't let her take Suri with her unless he went to -- and he did.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
24 APRIL 2008
RE: CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

Hollywood, CA

Anonymous, the loosely-affiliated group of internet users protesting Scientology, has a message for Katie Holmes:

"Do not fear Scientology. If you choose to leave, we will back you up, as will the thousands of brave souls who have already escaped Scientology. There are resources and support in place for those who leave. We will stand behind you 100 percent. To the best of our collective ability, we will help you gain freedom for both yourself and your daughter. Katie, the entire country knows how much you love your daughter, and Anonymous supports you doing what's right for her - no matter what Scientology or your husband may be telling you."

Rumors have been circulating that Katie Holmes is considering taking her daughter Suri to New York for a trial separation from Tom Cruise. The Church of Scientology is actively working to avoid this PR blunder, and may be using strongarm tactics - including threats to back Tom for custody of Suri.

Anonymous is well aware of the Church of Scientology's active 'Fair Game' policy, in which scare tactics and intimidation are used to control both those seeking to leave the cult and those who criticize it from outside.

During her indoctrination into the cult, Katie Holmes has undergone many hours of auditing, a process vaguely similar to confession in Catholicism. However, one striking difference between the two is confidentiality: while the priests who administer confession may never reveal what they are told, auditing is videotaped without the knowledge of the "confessor", and there is no promise of secrecy. In addition, people who undergo auditing are evaluated with the aid of an E-meter (a primitive lie detector) and cannot leave the room until the auditor is satisfied. Sessions sometimes last hours. Ex-scientologists report that these auditing sessions and their tapes are used as blackmail material against the Church of Scientology's own members, giving auditors the psychological control they need to ensure that many members never try to leave. Scientology is doubtlessly holding those video recordings - and the custody of her child - over Katie's head.

Disconnection is the Church's policy of forcing a Scientologist to sever, completely and thoroughly, all ties with family members, friends, confidantes, mentors, or anyone else that can be labelled an SP, or "Suppressive Person". An SP is someone who speaks out against Scientology, will not or cannot be converted along with their friend, or tries to convince said friend to get out of the cult. It is very hard on the victim because it leaves them with no person outside of Scientologist circles to talk to. Nobody to steady them or ground them. The very real possibility of being Disconnected from her daughter is surely one of the things stopping Katie Holmes from leaving. If she does leave and is unable to secure Suri's safety as well, Tom will no doubt be ordered to aid in two-year old Suri's disconnection from her own mother.

Anonymous pledges that, if she chooses to leave, we will publicize any Fair Game tactics employed against her. We will rally behind her. Anonymous also empathizes with Katie and all members of Scientology - we understand the methods by which the Church of Scientology hijacks the minds of those who have not been inoculated. We know that very intelligent, well-meaning people have been taken in, and we will welcome those intelligent, well-meaning people back to our open society once their eyes are open to the abuse they have suffered.

We demand nothing of those who have left the cult; we ask nothing and are happy to respect the privacy of those who leave - but we are more than happy to help those who have first-hand knowledge educate those who do not on the travesties occurring within the 'Church.' For ex-scientologists looking for support, Ex Scientologist Message Board - Powered by vBulletin and Operation Clambake - The Inner Secrets Of Scientology are good places to begin.

All these posts are crazy and this site is whack! That Scientology cult is out of this world. Literally. Believing in $pace alien$ and $pending money to gain more crazy OT level$. Their crazy anti-depressant hooked LRH must be LOLing in whatever galazy he now is in. Now being that TC is like a GOD for their cult, does that make KH a goddess? She looks like an old rag rode hard and put away wet these days. Funny though that she actually has more talent than TC and will surpass him in fame, but maybe not in OT level. I know a few Sci. people here in Hollywood. Every single one is pretty whacked in the head. Real weird people. Most of them introverts with no family ties. I guess that sect will do that to you. Feel $$$orry for them.

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