Apr 2 2008Katie Holmes is now Tommy Holmes

i still think shes gorgeous

she is a freaking taller Tom........that shit is just not right ..........i am officially scared

Always wanted to get the first comment to say what a loser is anyone who feels special for doing it. Blow me.

I can sense a Randal comment on the horizon.

Ahh now why did she go and do that? She might as well have shaved her head. The haircut is just as horrid as Zellwegers.

I guess you'll do anything NOT to sleep with Tom.

i thought she was great in pirates of the carribbeean, anyway.

I hate you Sam.

She should have married Pacey..

F*KKIN GET KATIE HOLMES OUT OF THERE! YOU STILL HAVE YOUR LAST NAME! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! (No one, and I mean no one will blame you, and I am the least likely person to be a proponent of divorce especially when children are involved. However in this case when people say 'think of the kids' it should be treated as synonymous with RUN, F*KKIN RUN!)

WHAT? No sleazy sh!t about Kate?

Fish-Gutz you are slipping...

So are the rest of you A-H's.

Looks like Kate has found her inner little boy. And I am sure Tom is enjoying touching it.

I love how she towers over Tommy boy. Look at public pictures of the couple she has a new stance where she leans back and bends her knees and STILL has about 7" on the little runt.

@9 mimi I've got your A-H!

Well, Spartan wives would dress up as boys before they had sex with their husbands as a way of creating emotional distance for when they'd go to war. So, maybe that's what Katie is doing, to prepare Tom for whatever war the Scientologists are going to go on.

14th bitches!

y'all are assholes.

All the money in the world, and that's how she dresses? What's that around her neck, anyway, some cheap little rock? A half-sucked butterscotch lifesaver? And how about that shirt? It looks like something my mother-in-law would wear. Damn, why do people with such lousy taste get all the money?

Wow #15.......You are obviously highly educated to come up with such a brilliant comment.

Apparently, Gay-te has just come out of the closet. And Tom couldn't be more proud of his little NAMBLA-looking wife. Finally, a wife worthy of that 3-way with Miscaviage.

TCLTC!

@2: Everyone is taller than Tom.

She must like anal and he must like giving anal, wonder if there is a little school boy's outfit thrown in the mix there. Remember ladies. Anal, the only sex that is 100% guaranteed not to transmit the deadly STD known as children, think about it.

again I will say it again....FREEEEEEEEEEE KATIE and TCLTC

WOW, GOLD DIGGING IS ALOT OF WORK.

@7 you're right, she SHOULDA married Pacey!!! I think she's depressed.

Wow.. I thought that was DJ Qualls from Road Trip.

He's an Star Trek fan, I've heard. Obviously he wants her to look like T'Pol.

is she pregnant again?

That chick is soooooooo Theta clear........

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! NICE ONE FISH!

TCLTC!!!!

I can't believe it took twenty fucking comments to get one TCLTC out of you half wits.

She looks pregnant in the last pic.
At least she's a bit taller than Tom, so the kids will be able to tell the difference.

TCLTC

I hope this doesn't affect her incredible acting career.

incredible acting career.. LMAO

incredible acting career.. LMAO

incredible acting career.. LMAO

Isn't it about time for another photo comparison side-by-side that proves how much Suri looks like the dude Katie dated before Tom?

Her clothes look like the stuff I see at Value Village. I like Katie but her style is so matronly. Maybe it's the fabric choices. Looks like polyester or something that doesn't wrinkle. Very old fashioned looking.

from her downcast posture I would say she doesn't like being a boy.

She was great in "The Gift".

Her tits, I mean.

i honestly don't have anything against it. it's kind of cute. nobody bashed winona ryder's hair, and she's had that look for years now.

As long as she's not John Holmes....

@ # 40 - No one's bashed Winona b/c Winona is not married to a gay man.

TCLTC

The haircut is just a means to distract from her obviously preggers body. She actually seems mortified that she is reproducing again. But, then again, maybe it is just her own haircut that is mortifying her.

is that a mullet? i know it's a little shorter in the back than the traditional mullet, but still...

I met a good friend of Katie's from where she grew up in Ohio. Said she is totally awesome, but still not sure what is up with her and TC. I think the brainwashing is really working here. poor girl is stuck in the cult now. The bride of Gayenstein.

remember when she was attractive?... wait- me neither.

Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:

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I thought ew would never have the opportunity to declare T C L T C again. I thought that Super Fish CAVED YES, CAVED I say to the pressures of the pseudo-religion of ScienWTFology.

Yes.....Katie is transforming into the man Tom always wanted her/him to be....yea..I know she be wearin' those assless chaps.....but I still wanna know WHERE'S BIG RED'S BOOK?????

these photos were taken at 9:51?? interesting. The real question is... am or pm??

Yeah- he's not going to have a good night's sleep until she looks exactly like him. The transformation is nearly complete.

Cliff Notes : Compared to the rest of place - I always thought Tom Cruise seemed like a good shit.
Binky : Settle down Cliff. Apparently this site burps up from the USA. We'd better watch it.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Frank from 16th floor, Chung King Mansions, always thought Jackie Chan and Tom could rice out a 'Mission Improbable'

It looks classy...its a GOOD haircut something most of you people would'nt understand...