Apr 11 2008
Kathy Griffin & Adnan? Ashton Kutcher, please die now
Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib were spotted together yesterday shopping at Victoria's Secret. This is so obviously the doings of Ashton Kutcher. How can I tell? Oh, I dunno, maybe because IT'S KATHY GRIFFIN! Jesus, who would believe this? If Ashton really wanted to sell this relationship, he should've gone with something more believable than lingerie shopping. Like Adnan pushing Kathy into traffic while screaming "Run, penis, run! Save yourself!" Now that's realism.
Thanks to Gilles who's mercilessly awesome enough to never have a douche-beard.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. missj - April 11, 2008 2:32 PM
this is retarded. ashton kutcher is a loser
2. sharpeidude - April 11, 2008 2:34 PM
That can't be real. Good job of photoshopping though if it isn't.
3. Grunion - April 11, 2008 2:35 PM
Who's hairline is worse Douchenan or Shitneys?
4. Kris - April 11, 2008 2:35 PM
I WORK MY...ASS OFF, JEFF!
5. nipolian - April 11, 2008 2:42 PM
Where's a mall shooter when you really need one? Two fucking head shots would make my day. Three if that is KK in the background of the main pic.
6. veggi - April 11, 2008 2:43 PM
pull the pin already assclown..
7. Argyle - April 11, 2008 2:48 PM
Someone needs to punch whoever's responsible for this in the dick, whether it's Ashton Kutcher or Kathy Griffin. Why, in God's name, would anyone want to make that r-tard Adnan anything more than skid mark in the tale of Brit? The guy is an example of everything that's wrong with Hollywood right now. Who could take these pictures without taking the queue from that moron's shirt?
8. whatever - April 11, 2008 2:48 PM
Who even gives a shit about either of these losers? Blah.
9. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 2:49 PM
I think this contrived scene is supposed to be Kathly Griffin making fun of Ashton Kutcher, making fun of papparazzi.. This "in-joke" is wearing thin. To paraphrase Woody: this story is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
10. Jessica Cena - April 11, 2008 2:52 PM
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11. Deva - April 11, 2008 2:53 PM
Holy crap! Is that Kim Kardashian on the right? She's gained weight. Kathy Griffin actually looks good. My penis hates me right now.
12. some dude - April 11, 2008 2:53 PM
What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
"Hey stylist, make me look like an asshole." - Adnan
13. Binky - April 11, 2008 2:58 PM
#12 stylist
'And do you have a tee shirt , somewhat Mutant Ninja Turtle, for my big date ?'
14. lookie here - April 11, 2008 2:59 PM
the only thing more disturbing that this tool is the pap in pic 2. wtf is up with HIS hair?
15. Amber Dextrose - April 11, 2008 3:05 PM
In further breaking news: Kathy pulls the pin on Adnan's grenade and throws him at the paps.
16. Fumus - April 11, 2008 3:08 PM
@11
Leave the gay penis jokes to more often than not lame superficial writer(s). I can write like him/them too...it's a pretty simple formula just add these comments together... penis + lasers beams+ I love boobs + crush tanks in my biceps + Paris Hilton + herpes = not funny, at least not funny the 1000th time I read it.
This site is getting lame!
WWTD is much funnier even if their pictures are as good/current/pretty.
17. combustion8 - April 11, 2008 3:09 PM
she obviously had some work done on her face and um well it's not working.
18. KING - April 11, 2008 3:13 PM
the fact that he gets any ass is proof that women are stupid
19. Fuxxed In Texas - April 11, 2008 3:21 PM
Not mention a Jew and an Arab sharing the same space. Yeah, right, like that's not staged.
20. Christopher tm - April 11, 2008 3:21 PM
I second:
Someone pull the pin and run.
21. deacon jones - April 11, 2008 3:26 PM
I wonder if Curry Boy had to start taking pap pics again...
As far as Kathy Griffin, any woman who talks as much as her always gives GREAT blowjobs since theyre such attention whores
22. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 11, 2008 3:27 PM
Help Wanted: recognizable douchebag to pose for initmate 'candid' photoops with D-List celebs.
23. Rat - April 11, 2008 3:45 PM
A true muslim terrorist complete with grenade shirt!
Nice!
24. Hugo Chaves - April 11, 2008 3:47 PM
KK should hook up with this dude.
Then we could have little wetbacktowelheads to comment on.
Just damn.
25. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 11, 2008 3:48 PM
and i had no idea chia pets came in a 'terrorist' model
26. caljenna66 - April 11, 2008 3:48 PM
I'm pretty certain she's doing this for her show, she's always doing stuff like that and she's dating (engaged to?)bazillionaire Steve Wozniak...
27. RicoSuave - April 11, 2008 3:58 PM
Guantanamo needs a new resident.
28. Snoodle - April 11, 2008 4:03 PM
Not famous enough for Kathy to try and get with :p I wish Ashton would take a little more care in thinking these out....
29. Trina - April 11, 2008 4:15 PM
She's almost definitely doing this for her reality show. Last season she went on "dates" with Ron Jeremy and Nick Carter. And I agree that it looks like she's had a little too much work done, but her hair is fabulous.
30. RENEE - April 11, 2008 4:26 PM
Adnan is the biggest douche (is that a douche bottle on his shirt? No, its a granade, what a badass he is), he always tries to look so cool but looks pathetic instead. And Ashton is king of the douches; jeez, if he wants to punk the media and the public, at least make it believable. Have him hook up with Tara Reid or something. How gay, I hope Ashton's new show totally bombs.
31. ed man - April 11, 2008 5:01 PM
is that kim kardashian in the back?
32. makeitwork - April 11, 2008 5:15 PM
It is coincidence or design that his head is shaped just like that grenade on his t-shirt? Amazing
33. Joe C - April 11, 2008 6:56 PM
No way this is real. It must be another "Pop Fiction" stunt
34. redsonja1313 - April 11, 2008 7:04 PM
WILL HIS 15 MINUTES EVER BE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35. Polly Pureheart - April 11, 2008 7:54 PM
I hope Ashton Kutcher gets run over by a gas truck.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
36. Polly Pureheart - April 11, 2008 7:54 PM
I hope Ashton Kutcher gets run over by a gas truck.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
37. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin - April 12, 2008 1:17 AM
I thought Kathy was engaged to a computer CEO. Oh, well, guess not. Or they have an "understanding".
38. Christian - April 12, 2008 1:31 AM
SHE LOOKS LIKE ANDY DICK PLAYING DAFNE AGUILERA ,,,OR MAYBE JUST ANDY DICK I DUNNO...
39. tbone - April 12, 2008 8:21 AM
I'm pretty sure Adnan's going to date Kirstie Alley next week...He's going for the former-celeb-gone-crazy trifecta.
40. Janey - April 12, 2008 10:59 AM
They are so happy!Do you know "SeekingRich.com"?On "SeekingRich.com",there are many beautiful girls and handsome,rich men,and so many video stars.All of them want to make more friends on that website,but many of them want to find their lover on "SeekingRich.com".If you are single now,you must go to that website.
41. Ferocious Imbecile - April 12, 2008 1:43 PM
Who are these people and why are they "famous"?
42. Chris Crocker - April 13, 2008 1:24 AM
Leave Adnan alone! :'(
43. lambman - April 13, 2008 5:22 PM
Hey now, sometimes Kathy stages publicity stunts all on her own. Remember the time she pretended to fall out of her car?
44. sauce bag - April 14, 2008 1:18 AM
2 things
1) that guy has the worst goatee ever!
2) Kathy G is the most unfunny person ever....i prefer nails on a chalk board to her voice...she sucks at life
check out my sweet tee site at www.zazzle.com/saucebag*
tell your friends...
45. Susannah - January 1, 2009 12:14 PM
OMG, Dude.... You rip on Kathy Griffin... While you obsess over her life and antics?
Who's the real loser?
46. Danielle - January 5, 2009 1:37 PM
I agree with Susannah ... Kathy is being herself she isn't worried about everyone else so why are you guys so focused on her... I LOVE KATHY!!!