Apr 1 2008Jennifer Lopez shows her face in public

she's still beautiful.

wat

JLO, I mean Jennifer Lopez, is really glowing. Must be the motherly glow?

Marc Anthony's character, Neosferatu, was in the original Matrix script but they edited him out when his image didn't show up on the film.

If that's beautiful, I'd hate to see what ugly is.

Who gives a crap with JLO and Skelitor..

She is so elegant and pretty.

That understated black evening dress is simply divine - where did she get it?

Wow. Childbirth is a curse on all women. Destroys them forever.

#8: that's exactly what your mom said.

THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

Hey Jimbo, I did not hear you cough last night..

Don't worry, people, not how it sounds..

That dress looks like a glorified trash bag.

But she still looks pretty good in it. All considering.

I wonder who he left the twins with? You can tell by looking at his haggard face that he's babysitting and breastfeeding.

She looks like any other post prenancy spic.

J-load

What the fuck is up with everyone today??I have not seen this many ass kisser is a long time.. You would think JLO and Marc were in the room..

preGnancy stupid ass

When is she due?

Soon I hope, looks like she has gained a couple hundred pounds.

I'm so sick of this broad - she overexposed herself when she was Bennifer. Now she's not even remotely interesting.
NEXT.

Shit... six more weeks of winter.

Jimbo missed his hernia exam?

J-Ho is nothing but a fucking bitch hag with no talent. And I'm being complimentary.

That dress is so unflattering on her. She's carrying baby weight, but not that much.

Now I feel better.. Where have you guys been hiding this morning??

Skeletor seems to be packing more than a cell phone in those pants - yeah, thanks, now we all see you dress to the right.

I think we've seen the last of her exposed flesh in public, thank god. If that horrible, shapeless Hefty bag getup is her way of sprucing her post twin birthing body up, I cannot even imagine what it looks like underneath - she was already toeing the fat line before becoming host to Marc Anthony's demon spawn.

That's a lotta face. Easy on the burritos & chips, mama.

Very few people can carry off that hairstyle ... and she ain't one of them.

Her stomache is probably damaged beyond repair with a million stretch marks. Diva, my ass.

Bloated ho. Fur wearing self-important talentless pig.

Hubby looks more zombie like than ever. Where are their kids? Either this zombie ate them or that fat hog of a wife.

Well, her inner beauty is now clearly reflected by her outer appearance. And everyone who has ever worked for her or waited on her in a restaurant knows all about her inner beauty.

Have you ever seen a couple that looks more like a couple of vampires?

my name is pancho
I live on a rancho
I making $10 a day
i go see lucy
i get some pussy
she take my $10 away...

Ever see those old cartoons where the villain ties a girl to the train tracks and then strikes a pose? Well checkout the last pic.

Why is he sporting a camel toe? I always knew this douchebag was a pussy.......

I guess the threat to their precious little ass-tards must have been low last night since they were able to venture away and out past the security guards. Maybe the things are locked safely behind bars...that threat to kidnap those children of the Fly-Girl and Skeletor is REALLY high!

She looks like she stole Britney's bullneck and started bench pressing cars.

Mark looks exhausted. She looks slighty tired. I bet she makes him take care of the babies LOLOL while she sleeps.

OMG she looks so bad here. The heavy makeup, tight hairdo, and stripy highlights are not flattering with her weight gain. And her hair back like that makes her face look bigger than her husbands. Her arms should be covered and she should show some cleavage and let her hair down and tone down her makeup.

She actually looks like a nice person here. Thank goodness she doesn't have that silly pout in these pics. Good for her!

Jennifer lopez gained a few pounds after giving birth and Marc Anthony seems to have lost a few pound,like usualy.I'll guess this is called a harmonious relationship?

Shiny & glowing .That what she is now

her face and arms STILL LOOK FAT !!!! I want to see her in something tight and revealing before I say that she bounced back great from pregnancy. I think neither her or Selma will be smokin anymore without the help of Dr 90210

That's no J-Lo, that's her wax figure from Madam Tussaud's museum.

This ragged out, worn down, used up, broke down bitch is disgusting. She is everything that is wrong with the entertainment business. She's a third rate Carmen Miranda.

Please just go away J-whore, back to Long Island and raise your babies and get the fuck off TV, the internet, movies, fashion, perfume making. Go back to the 'block' and go suck some 'cock'! Its what you love doing - and you may be good at it.....maybe.....

The slicked back hair isn't exactly having the slimming effect she'd hoped for...

They look like baboons.

That's not a penis in his pocket, or the more likely choice, a roll of nickels. It's one of those collapsable police batons he uses to beat her back when she wants to eat him. That's not a healthy glow on her, it's the feverish look of ravenous hunger. Is she carrying a purse? Nope...that's her portable tenderizer and spice pack. Look at the dude behind her...that's fear on his face. Fear of being eaten next. Don't you remember her famous line from Austin Powers 3? "Get in my belly...I'm gonna eat ya". She scares me. I have seen the face of death and it is J-Lo's pie-hole.

Hey #49, you pathetic spammer, can I have your email? I'd like to track you down, shove my fist up your ass and pull you inside out. Nothing personal.

she is a wonderful woman, i think the most beautiful women on earth

Atleast her nose is semi back to normal...

fucking cholos.

yeah those stupid cholos always attack me in gta. i hate them all!

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This is the jerkoff who owns all those dating sites. Hammer him.

I'm sorry but she has turned into a disgusting huge whale.

her face is huge and she looks bloated she will never be the same i never really thought she was attractive they are the ugliest couple in hollywood

You know how bracelets get switched on babies at hospitals sometimes?
Well, J-Los mommy bracelet got switched, and Marc Anthony took home Divine.

Well guys I must admit that the beautifull women has curves. For me. And J Lo is one of the most beautifull women in the world. Unfortunately what I see on the photos is not fame - especially here : http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/jennifer_lopez_shows_her_face.php?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0
But hey - we may criticise her - for Christ Sake , she is celebrity and she does not have the right to look erm... not so well as usual.
So I could say she is not the fox Ive seen before. She needs to loose some weitht on some particular places (not the bottom for christ sake, thats the most important thing on her) but the armpits and probably the shoulders. Anyway - the guy next to her is not looking well anyway if we compare to mr. Afleck, but thats the life.
The beautifull vine can wrap around the marble column with the same success as the it can be wrapped around a simple wooden post....
Anyway this is Hollywood and the greatest example for getting back to the fame is Britney Spears - she was mommy, she made many stupid things, and now ... she is wow - again. So we are waiting the return of J Lo prettiest than ever and seiest than usual.

Is there anything uglier than him? I dont think so... It is sad how can women be so blind...

Is there anything uglier than him? I dont think so... It is sad how can women be so blind...

Is there anything uglier than him? I dont think so... It is sad how can women be so blind...