Apr 28 2008Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Yeah, why not?

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure my wife and I are much more boring than that.....

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, is Jennifer Anniston the best he can do? I mean do you REALLY want to be where Vince Vaughn has had his mouth?
Microwave just beeped.

Damn, I wish I spanked it when Friends was on.

Amazingly boring story about a 39-year old actor with average looks and average comedic skills.

Fucking Jennifer Aniston would put a coke head, chugging Red Bull, to sleep.

nice jorts!

Does anyone else find it kind of gross how the stars seem to all date each other?? I think everyone has dated everyone. In the end they all will have slept with each other in a round about sort of way. Nasty.

So Superficial is taking Scientology adverts now.

I think a dead fish would fuck back more than she ever would.

You'd get more pleasure from popping bubble wrap.

Did someone say "thunder thighs" are in the weather forecast?

John Mayer is disgusting.

"Did someone say "thunder thighs" are in the weather forecast?"

uh...yea...real fatty there, isnt she? What a maroon. I'm sure you're the epitome of fitness.

I enjoy reading anything about John Mayer. I've been a huge fan since listening to his rhythm and blues Continuum CD. John Mayer is also involved with environmental issues. I think he is funny, sexy, and very talented. I like tall men and he has thick wavy hair and full kissable lips. I look forward to seeing him in concert at Verizon in Irvine this summer.

FIRST!!!!

Haha, #9. Ew, true.

WTF? Thunder thighs? #13, fuck off.

Well clearly you guys are ALL Barbra Streisand fans,
because I would T-to-the-A-P that.

#16,

you forgot to mention what a complete douche bag John Mayer is. His immense talent aside, he's the epitome of asshole. (besides Dustin Diamond, of course)

Gee whiz... sorry guys.... I remember when this place USED to be called the Superficial and USED to have funny commenters.

I forgot now it's called... Awwww...... don't pick on the celebutards... because they're tho spethial!

Jen must not get paranoid when she smokes.

Denim shorts are a fetish of mine, but she makes even that seem dull.

I am all for ugly people with bad personalities getting together, that way they won't corrupt any of the good genes pools with their loser genes. Plus what would the world be without ugly people to make the beautiful people feel superior?

--21--

I post negative comments when celebrities deserve it like worthless no talent Kim Kardaskank and Paris Herpes. I have nothing negative to say about John Mayer. He puts on great concerts.

awww, pinky, I thought you were on a roll like a Kim K at a bakery..

Little sensitive to the thunder thighs comment, LL? What's LL stand for, anyhoo......Lard Legs? HAHA!! LL means Lard Legs! LL means Lard Legs!!

OTMarine.....we know the O is for Obese, but what is the T for? Cunt begins with a C...........I'm so confused.

How to describe my level of interest in these two luke warm celebs? In the immortal words of Gary Coleman, "...Meehhhh!"

My kid burps his ABCs better than John Mayer can sing a song. John Mayer is about this close *holds up fingers less than a millimeter apart* to being through.

twat, twit

Yeah... this is talent AND class...

http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/02/07/john-mayer-is-a-borat-swim-suit-wearing-douche/

Oh pinky_nip, I remember you. I was wondering why I just got aroused... do you do children's parties? Seriously, my friends and I are not above dressing like 5 year olds if you play topless clown with us...

#9. YEP, it's called The SEX Degrees of Hollywood. Every famous person is connected through six or less people by the simple act of bumping uglies. Mmmmm YUMMY STD's for everyone, plenty to go around!

That's why if you ever go crusing for celebretard poon you gotta triple wrap your dong, then after doin the deed scrub it with sand paper and turpentine and then rinse it with Mr.Clean. It'll hurt like all mighty fuck, but it'll learn ya to look but NEVER TOUCH, they don't call 'em attention WHORES for nuthin.

@30-Perhaps you should get your son motivated to do something useful like learning to play an instrument; instead of being a rude slob! John Mayer paid his dues for success. He practiced playing everyday in his room and now he totally rocks with talent!

he would be so lucky the twit

Yeah, I bet John Mayer practiced every day in his room.....practiced the fucking skin flute!
What's AJ short for? Ass Jabber? Anal Junky? What? I dunno.

That's no moon. It's Jennifer's surprisingly large ass. I'd tap dance on that wit a quickness.

@AJ--its sad that you know so much about a celebutard, you should maybe, you know, go outside once in a while and put down the D & D dice.

39--You probably like rap crap or top 40 music, so you are clueless about what qulialty music sounds like when a talented artist like John can write, sing, and play his own music.

39--You probably like rap crap or top 40 music, so you are clueless about what QUALITY MUSIC sounds like when a talented artist like John can write, sing, and play his own music.

I think, perhaps, I shall motivate my burping genius son to help rid the universe of tools like AJ.....

I'm customizing my own set of D&D dice. Its hard to get the play dough just right.

Pixie, you probably stutter in real life, too, and have a hare lip....so just shut the fuck up.

well i personally don't find john mayer attractive, but i'm still surprised to hear people go on about how ugly he is - i think he's quite generically good-looking...no? boring,bland, but not ugly surely? and jennifer aniston is only 'ugly' in comparison to the plastic celebs out there. Compared to most women you'll meet in your life, she's gorgeous. i mean you'd probably faint if a girl with that body walked into the room - thunder thighs my arse! i'd kill to look like that. unfortunately i look like cybill shepherd. circa 2008 *covers ears from screams*

@ Pixie, I wasn't convinced by your first comment, but now t hat you posted the same comment again only this time IN CAPS, I am!

Yeah, we'd faint alright., #45...Aniston's big fucking nose would suck up all the oxygen in the room.............

Isn't John Mayer Top 40?

JRZ, I bet she's Jewish.

44--If you only knew you would be pleasantly surprised lol!

You probably like Christina Aguilar music lol!

46--I sent my comment again because I did a major typo lol!

Ohhh, wow.

Yep, don't care. The fighting amongst the commenters is much more interesting than the celebridiots, as usual.

I quite like John Mayer's music. Of course I quite like stripping, covering myself in Mrs. Butterworth and rolling nakedly on fire ant hills, but that's just me...

LOL LOL LOL LOL.....JEEE-ZUSS. None of that is remotely funny, Pixie. You're what they call off their rocker.

I'm a big fan of Eric Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughn and became a big fan of John Mayer after listening to his Continnum CD. John has proved that he is more than just a pop star but a talented blues guitarist as well.

@53
I think Pixie was being honest with a twist of wit but you don't get it because you're a twit!

BAH! John Mayer has proven that he's a raging homo who tries to hide it by dating over-done hags.

I've always thought people that felt the need to "lol" at the end of each sentence were just responding to the voices in their heads.

@JRZ don't you know adding "LOL" makes it funny? Just like CAPS LOCK make the point valid. Just ask Danielle.

John Mayer is a talented blues guitarist!

I love him!

Can't wait to see his tall and sexy body in concert this summer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YaxiEo8Fg

@55....I think I will have to be blunt and just go ahead and tell you that you're an annoying cunt.

#60 has serious issues. I hope you get help soon.

The sad situation with the Internet is people type things they would never say in public.

#53 - I've always found threatening to kill their parents if they say a thing, just as I unzipped, was the funniest way to... oops my bad... this isn't the Miley Cyrus thread...

#61 - You misunderestimate me. I can't tell you the number of times I've gotten punched in the mouth for telling a poindexter like you that his mother is a whore. But it's usually after they bust into the room when I'm smacking my cock against her jaw screaming "why are you smacking my mother in the face with your enormous cock???"

Good times man... good times...

@61 To quote Poet Don't Know It: "I think JRZ was being honest with a twist of wit but you don't get it because you're a twat knob.!"

The sad thing is some chump comes on to a place like this and tries to get all analytical and intellectual on a bunch of apes, myself included. The only issue I got today is morons. Lotsa morons. Okay, and boredom. And this extra large box of packing peanuts that I don't know what to do with........Okay, maybe I do have serious issues....but who are you to discriminate against a person with issues? Are you one of those kinds of people? One of them.....People With Issues Discrimiator Againsters? Shame on you.....shame on your great big freak stinky ass.

Smack 'er widda dick
Smack 'er widda dick

yeah, speaking of eric clapton. check this awesome solo out (it's been over-dubbed as a joke):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_M9zWORBuA

See what she's doing with her leg?
I also do that when I'm letting off a silent one.

ERIC CLAPTON ROCKS!

JOHN MAYER ROCKS!

SEE THEM PLAY TOGETHER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh4n1bZi4d8

Eric Clapton Rocks!
John Mayer Rocks!
See them make a baby together!!
http://derekaudette.ottawaarts.com/images/forum/BrianPeppers.jpg

Gross! Why do these women date him? He's not attractive and my guitar sitting idle on its stand has more talent than him.

JOHN MAYER IS HOT!

I WANT TO KISS JOHN MAYERS FULL SEXY LIPS!

I WANT TO RUN MY HAIR THRU JOHNS THICK WAVY HAIR!

I WANT TO WATCH HIM PLAY IN CONCERT WHILE SITTING IN FRONT ROW!

JOHN MAYER IS TALL, TALENTED, AND SEXY!

HAHAHAHAHA.
JOHN MAYER IS A FAEG!
I WANT TO KICK JOHN MAYER IN HIS BIG FAT MOUTH!
I WANT TO RIP HIS GREASY HAIR OUT IN CLUMPS FROM THE ROOTS!
I WANT TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW OF ONE OF HIS CONCERTS AND MAKE LOUD OBNOXIOUS VOMIT NOISES INTO THE PA SYSTEM.
JOHN MAYER IS A TALL, SKINNY DOOFUS.

Boring couple, boring date..

House salad with French dressing, steak (medium) with a baked potato for the lady. And for the gentleman, the same. Would the couple care for a second glass of house merlot??

DEAR JOHN MAYER:

I KNOW YOU READ THE GOSSIP SITES AND THANK YOU FOR HAVING A CONCERT THIS SUMMER IN IRVINE CALIFORNIA.

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU PLAYING A LOT OF SONGS FROM YOUR CONTINUUM CD AND IF THERE ARE ANY NEW BLUES SONGS YOU ARE WORKING ON, PLEASE PLAY THEM AT THE CONCERT THIS SUMMER.

I thought denim cut-off shorts went out in the 80's.

Dear Bear Trap that Gets John Mayer Fans:

I know you are just a bear trap and don't read gossip site but I want to thank you for tearing through places that John Mayer sells out venues this summer, particularly Irivine, California.

I look forward to you tearing John Mayer fans legs off while they listen to his gay-assed fucking music. If you have any other interesting tricks you can do to lower extremities of this army of poontangs, please let 'em rip at the concerts this summer.

Mayer won't even be able to touch the sides of her vagina with his tiny penis after Vince Vaughn wrecked her. I mean, he's like 6'7" and Mayer is still trying to find platform shoes that fit. The best thing for Jennifer Aniston to do is give up wearing clothes for a month or two. I realize that has nothing to do with John Mayer, but it would sure as hell make me feel better.

pic #6 has a Newfie in it! that's the most exciting part about the newsflash.

Um, when did Jennifer Anniston become a slut? Its mildly interesting lol Orlando Bloom and now this? She must have a thing for d-bags who date skanks

I thought she looked hot in that pic until I noticed its because hair and plants are covering her face

Manniston and J. Simp, John Mayor surely like the manly ones huh?

Why they always think about Vence whenever mention Jennifer? Vence is dating a super model on a millionaire club " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the millionaire & celebrity have romance!

Anniston has the best tits!!

I really hate that I'm about to say this, but Jennifer Aniston looks really really fucking good in that main pic.

Wow.

You can see the torpor in that face still, but fuckin-damn, she must be photogenic or something, I'm actually able to ignore the endless vortex of apathy.

You know what makes me really happy? Yeah, Angie stole her man, but these days, she looks twice as good as Angie. Actually, she looks better than most 20 year olds.

Quick note Jen, in order to be a MILF you have to have had a kid. It's not like you haven't had the material to work with. (BP)

Rachel and the King of fag-rock together at last.......spewww

Dear God what has she done to her frigging face????? it seems as if she has injected some fat under her cheeks? does she look better with plump cheeks? HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jen-
Only I can fill the void left by Brad, only I can stop the hurt. Call me.
Oh and for all those posting Jen would be a boring lay, here's a little secret: next time you get a sleepa, try pinching off their airways unexpectedly, really livens things up for a minute or two....

Her face looks different... in a CREEPY way....

84

This is because all Jen has to do is care about herself while Ang has to care for her kids and being pregnant which can be exhausting as any mother knows.

lemme tell you what happened:

jenjen dand her agent ecided and handpicked ewwwww mayer.

why?

1) more tab covers (cause bikini azz cheek "candid"
shots aren't cutting it anymore, every week we see new
ones, have you noticed?)

2) cannes being around the corner, angelina expecting
+ two movies to premiere at cannes

3) they would plant the story, "romance" would be at
it's peek by cannes YET they would stay discreet until
then and one day before cannes BAM!!!

4) they thought minivan would like this america's
sweetheart going the cougar way story.

BUT one point was miscalculated. he is the WRONG
CHOICE!!!

minivan didn't appreciate what eww did to Jessica
simpson esp. during her tough --newly divorced times.

minivan remembers his blogs and what he wrote about
her.

minivan remembers his love for golden showers.

AAAND his famous perez hilton kiss while JS rubbed his
crotch!

excuse me, I've got to throw up now.

** jenjen and her agent decided

I would like for JA to find happiness with a man after Brad Pitt left her. Am I the only person who thinks Brad Pitt is ugly? Ugly as sin and worshipped for being hot??? :(