Apr 21 2008Jennifer Aniston in a bikini will cure the Mondays

third

shes pretty :)

NICE!!!!

I'll take the girl with the big rack behind her! Aniston doesn't have any tits.

you surely do make the moste fucked-up metaphors fish.

It is nice to see a hot tight ass. She is hot and does not have to cover her tight ass like Kim Kardaskank. Kim Kardaskank has to cover her huge cellulite loose ass when wearing a swim suit.

Just what I needed to pick me up from the Monday blues... some sweet sweet Aniston ass.

Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!!!!!!!

Who is the chick with the mondo boobs behind her??

first!!!! go Guam!

She has a healthy, normal, non-altered looking body.
I'd hit it. Repeatedly.

It is a good thing she has a good bikini wax. That would be pretty funny to see her with her legs spread and a 70's bush poking out the sides of her bottoms.

yawn* i'm bored with all this sunshine and shit...oh wait i know, i'll bend over right here in front of this paparazzi and show the world my girl parts in white panties...yah, that made my day.

what makes her so sexy? it's the twat man, anyone can see that. typical celebretard getting atention. so predictable.

Make no mistake about it.

I'd hit that.

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I would hit that so hard my belly button would hurt....she is just hot and classy.

huge fake tits are gross.

Holy Cow... who's the chick with the rack behind Jennifer Aniston? WTFNKOTB?!?! Something is totally wrong with the Superficial writer if he missed those massive mammories!

Ya, ya I'm a married straight girl so these do nada for me, but after those hideousterous horrible H bitches, Heidi and Hilton, as Fish indicated you boys and lesbians have earned yourselves some unspoiled ass, just makes sure to wash your hands before dinner.

Now what I noticed immediately was the bitch with the cig hangin' out her mouth, looking like a fucking poker playing dude. WOW that's fucking classy as hell lady, just beautiful. Ya, Audrey Hepburn called she wants her pose back. Man, you are too much you elegant, refined, sophisticated woman, Princess Diana had nothing on you eh chimney face. I bet even her hoohah smells like tabacco and menthol. Naaaaaaaaaaaasty!

Okay happy masturbating folks.

@16, Now if you could only take those massive mammories and put them on Jen!!

@12 - she is an A-lister giving us a first rate doggie tease - and you call this predictable? That is like getting a pony for Christmas and saying you were really hoping for something else.

Take a good look at that ass - it doesn't get any better than that. This is the best post on this site in eons. fish doesn't have to worry about being humorous if he is going to deliver Jenass in a white nothing.

-- I continue to be apalled and outraged at your obvious indignation of Jen's sweet A-list ass. That is an ass to be worshipped.

I'm more interested in the mountain of boobs behind her in the first and last picture.

Gee poonmoon, the language you used in that post is just the EPITOME of class! Pat yourself on the BACK!

I'd hit it til it bled.. then I'd hit it harder.

Old and saggy.

Put that cow out to pasture. She has no more use on this planet, except to whine and bitch.

Someone needs to hook me up with some roofies so I can plop two in that bitches drink behind her and drag her back to her hotel room, Tarzan style

Don Imus is going to get a bad sunburn by not wearing his cowboy hat to the pool. (pic 7)

lol, look at the dude in Pic 9
"yeah Jen, Im coming, yeah baby, yeah"

Fish, I'm not complaining, thank you for these photos. I just want to be clear, this is just Jen relaxing by the pool right?? She's not relaxing on the set of an upcoming zany romantic comedy?

If you like your boobs natural, then you don't want the big ones behind Jen. The woman is lying on her back, those boobs are staying on her chest instead of sliding back towards her armpits, she's got implants. Just saying. Of course, if you like 'em big and don't care how they got big, well, go get 'em, hoss.

Well, to try to say something nice about her...her aging ass and legs have a lot less fat than those thunder-thighed porkers around her.

Got any pics of attractive girls in bikinis, Fish?

Meh...Brad Pitt definitely traded up.

@28, Bunny she is young and her top could be holding them in place. At least I would like to think those bad boys were real..

@29 yeah whatever you ugly pimply fuck Aniston wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire ageing on not (and yes wankers its ageing in ENGLISH you American retards ought to learn to spell English properly) .

oops, I forgot the "e", as in "rottEn tEEth" or "dEclining influEncE"

I demand the name of giant boobs girl. Someone track down who that is.

29--Go look at Playboy and you can see all the perfect implant photoshoped females.

What, no topless shot? I'm disappointed. ;-) Truthfully, she's better looking then Jenna Jameson and all the other fakers.

31

A lot of men are clueless when it comes to the real thing. Probably from looking at too many altered images of females and hard implants that stay put lol!

#32 - actually, according to Webster either spelling is correct, however "aging" is the prefered method in America. Perhaps you should spend less time correcting others spelling and study up on the proper use of punctuation. Just a suggestion.

@19 If that would happen... her work and my penis would double in size. But I thank ol' Jen-Jen for not getting them augmented... I mean really... who needs a penis kickstand? Although... It would give me the edge I need to apply for work at the "Freaks-of-Cock" series.

... But that's only if Jen-Jen wants to be sanctified and made into a saint after she passes on.

Yeah, sure, it's inarguable that you have to go to Playboy and look at photoshopped images to see anything better than 39-year-old Jennifer Maniston.

No wonder she always has that constipated look on her face, with her fans' heads so far up her ass.

Looks like a mom. Boring, saggy, old.

Next, please. You purpose in life (being nubile) in over.

Looks like a mom. Boring, saggy, old.

Next, please. You purpose in life (being nubile) is over.

Agreed, looks like a mom. Without ever having had kids. Pathetic.

I think she looks great !
(But personally , I think when they brought in Don Knotts as 'Mr. Roper' it ruined her show.
It sort of screamed 'desperation' etc.)

Kim Kardaskank looks like a mom with her huge fat loose cellulite ass and fat thighs. Jennifer is fit and it shows.

Jen's always smiling in all of these candid pictures! I love her so much! What a nice, generous, cheerful girl! Just like she was on "Friends"!

I wish the focus better on the hands-and-knees picture. I think I can see the tip of the stick that's been up her ass all these years.

Mel, I knew someone would bring that up and wow congratulations it was you. You win the "obivously butthole" prize. This is the superficial where we air out our inner evil, potty mouthed, angry, horny side, but few of us actually behave like this in public. This is also a place of humour which is found in contradictions. So you can't take what I wrote seriously and as an author I was writing in character anyway. Besides I am such a lady I'd make Princess Diana look like Rosanne Bar and I could care less if you believe me I am what I am.

P.S. Clearly you are a smoker or you wouldn't have gotten so pissy about what I wrote.

me likee.

Too bad her movies are awful.

Angelina Jolie is way hotter

Fifty second.

Thanks! This did make my monday!

I'll bet that Friends show was really funny if you had an IQ below 72.

Her ankles and my shoulders would be the perfect gift.

me likee.

Thanks! This did make my monday!

P.S. Clearly you are a smoker or you wouldn't have gotten so pissy about what I wrote.

third

Oh so hot! Does she still play on hot dating site " s e e k i n g r i c h . co m?" It is rumored she is dating a hot young billionaire on that site now. I wonder if she is looking for love or just to play on that site.

@51- Angelina may have a prettier face, but Jennifer Aniston definitely has a nicer body. Always has.

10, non-altered? have you seen her face?

#56,
Not funny. Not me.

I thought the one with the boobs was Aniston. LOL:)

Superficial dude, i think you are hilarious, i love your right ups yadda yadda yadda, but mmy one and only problem with you has been your tendancy to diss Jennifer Anniston and call her ugly and shit....now your on this irritating trend of showing us that loser Heidi Montag, and all of a sudden you want to be on the Jennifer Anniston has a hot ass band wagon....well get the fawk off, there is no room for you here, she is mine and i aint sharing....she can do no wrong, is perfect in every way, and is way hotter than that skank who makes out with her brother

yawn* i'm bored with all this sunshine and shit...oh wait i know, i'll bend over right here in front of this paparazzi and show the world my girl parts in white panties...yah, that made my day.

what makes her so sexy? it's the twat man, anyone can see that. typical celebretard getting atention. so predictable.

#63,
Use your own name you stupid unfunny toothless homeless fuck.

Ted man. You ok?

Holy Cow... who's the chick with the rack behind Jennifer Aniston? WTFNKOTB?!?! Something is totally wrong with the Superficial writer if he missed those massive mammories!

Nice ass, but dog face

Thanks for being concerned #65. Someone is trolling me full-time. I can't imagine having such a lack of imagination. I'm guessing he licks his own nuts too.

she's so pretty.
:)

bangin' bod too, HAHA.
i should start on her pilates/yoga regimen..

Ted - I'm concerned as well - I figure just link up some 9/11 Truth and the shills will go.
(works on YouTube) (Etc)

So Sucka. Mr Binkwad point out New York Times says, on front page, April 20, 2008,MANY military analysts say like - Jebb Babbin, pentagon type talking heads on CNN, Fox, Jon Stewart show, Charles Adler radio show in Canada, etc, actually were briefed by Don Rumsfeld as to what to say -and MANY were working for military contractors profiting from wars. And they were rated as to what they said in media. 'Score low - you go.'
Cliff Notes : Certainly if this were true Knee other MSM media would jump on it right away ...let alone Stewart or Colbert... Like it's hard to see Stewart being duped by some planted right wing interview ... ...
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Well ok, they did do the Pope's funny hats.

Did anyone notice that the guy behind Jen is playing with himself?

I'd stuff my balls up her asshole and rub feta cheese all over my nipples.

So Jen - U good girl.
Me, and Mr Zen, say toe tall fulfillment may not be found in 'Vince Vaughan Movie'.
I talk to Frank from 16th floor who watch a lot of movie and he say all Vince Vaughan movie suck. Too much like Will Farrell.
And he say something else all the time from analyzing movies...I don't know...I sometimes forget what that was...
Frank from 16th floor : 9/11 was an inside job.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh thanks Frank. And how are wife and kids ?

Paige and Bunny:

Both of you are wrong, sorry. Those could easily be real, especially if that's an underwire top from VS's "Very Sexy" swimsuit line.
Chicks are always accusing women with big boobs of having fakes. Then when someone disagrees with them, they say that person is just ignorant or lacks their boob expertise. Just because you have boobs doesn't mean you automatically know anything about anyone else's rack.
The hate women have towards other women who are 1) blonde and/or 2) well-endowed is seriously amazing.

So . Great point. #75.
I would have never thought of that at this time etc. ...
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Inside job ?

She's turning 40 and goddamn, look at that ass! Those legs! That whole fucking figure! Years-younger-jolie aint got shit on her.

she's beautiful in that "girl next door" kinda way, but i bet she's like a dead fish in bed. purely missionary position and there ain't no way your getting to hit that ass. it just isn't gonna happen. that's why she's always getting dumped.

Well I just hope my ass will look like that when I'm her age!!

Fish, you are the Da Vinci of mammaries!

i wanna be your friend

In order to get that muscular and shredded look for the movie "Fight Club", her former Husband Brad Pitt used an intense workout routine drilling Jennifers Tight Ass for amazing results!
A particular training session would look like this:
Aniston: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Pitt: Where?... in the face?
Aniston: Surprise me.
Pitt: Okidoki
Aniston: My God. I haven't been f*cked in the ass like that since grade school.

Pitt also stated that jennifer garnered the nickname Jennifer Anuston for bending over naked in front of the entire locker room of Fight Club just to blowdry her hair..

But Fight Club was only the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Anuston

Ted from LA...we are both being trolled! Your #63 troll posted:

"yawn* i'm bored with all this sunshine and shit...oh wait i know, i'll bend over right here in front of this paparazzi and show the world my girl parts in white panties...yah, that made my day.

what makes her so sexy? it's the twat man, anyone can see that. typical celebretard getting atention. so predictable."

Okay, it wasn't brilliant, I know, but it was mine and showed up at 63 word for word from 12. That's weird...

To dude on a wire...okay, okay I admit it. These are pretty sweet pics. I guess I was just wistful about getting some kind of similar pic of a dude on a monday....a girl can dream

and oh yeah

TO ALL YOU STUPID TROLL BOTS: REACH DEEP UP YOUR ASS AND PULL OUT SOME OF YOUR OWN CRAP TO POST UNDER YOUR OWN NAME. THIS ISN'T SCIENCE CLASS BITCHES. YOU ARE NOT BEING GRADED.

Jesus she let herself go, how many fat fucking porkers are you going to trot in front of us? Her ass is wide enough to land a F-16 fighter on and she needs lipo, then have it injected into her pancake boobs.

Oink, fucking, Oink, Fish.

what the fuck are you guys smoking lately?

What beautiful feet! I'd give anything to run my tongue between those toes and up those soles!

Subtract 20 years of whining neurotic self-centered bitterness and you'd have a hot 20 year old in a bikini. In fairness, though, she seems "well-preserved" (which isn't surprising, because what does she actually DO in life these days, other than give whiny interviews and make really crappy movies every once in awhile?).

haha, so will this:

http://www.thenonsense.com/2008/04/emma-watson-upskirt-see-through-panties-awesome/

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".On "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

Oh Jesus, Superfish, you're disgusting. You have the worst taste in women. This is too much. This chick is ugly as sin, and that flat ass full of cellulite only makes me want to throw up, that's one hell of a hideous ass. YOU HAVE NO TASTE.

84 Randal, are you being trolled too now?

84 Randal, are you being trolled too now?

She's a natural, modern day hottie.
AJolie has deformed grotesque lips so stop comparing them people.

Why does someone have to bring up how disgusting they find Kim Kardashian in every single talkback, usually in the first ten posts? What has she done to you? Kill you grandmother, run over your dog, steal your man? MOVE ON. Oh and Jen is not the "all natural beauty" you guys are calling her. She just got her second nose job two years ago. She also reportedly got implants many years ago (like 12-15 years ago)

I have tits. big ones, even. anyone with real tits would never buy anything from Victoria's Secret.

#75

If the bikini top was underwire then the bottom of the bikini top would be more round due to the wire. The bottom of her bikini top is the standard triangle cut and has no underwire. For me I have no problem with well endowed celebrities as long as they are talented and did not get famous for bad bahavior.

The F? What happened to the old superfish???? Jennifer Anniston will cure Mondays? Really? The old superfish would have just called her a she-male. Am I the only one that noticed this depressing change?

#94

I bring up Kim Kardaskank because some people posted negative comments about Jen. Jen maintains her weight and looks fabulous, unlike Kim who is fat and obviously loves to eat and has to wear a girdle to make her huge butt look perky but unnatural. Jen does not have to cover her tight butt whereas Kim as to cover her loose cellulite butt when wearing a swim suit. It does not look like Jen got implants because implants are wider than natural breasts.

SHE LOOKS SO HOT. I saw her profileand photos on a milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

#95

I have big ones for being petite at 5' 2" and I like buying my bras at Fredericks of Hollywood because they sell bras that unsnap in the front and have underwire. It think bras that unsnap in the front are the sexiest. Fredericks has a great return policy where VS does not.

She has quite de booty.

17. poonmoon - Who calls a pussy a "hoohah" these days ?
That's just plain ~Creepy~

#102

Females tend to call their pussy other names like flower, hoohah, etc.

I never, ever watched her sitcom...but I'd fuck her from behind till my balls turned blue and Santa came down the chimmey! YESERIE!

Oh, my god. That's fabulous. Jennifer Aniston in a bikini would TOTALLY cure the Mondays.

Nice use of cropping, too. You are the Da Vinci of mammaries.

the one burnin the cig has a poutier pooty mound,me likee

I prefer curvy WOMEN like Jennifer Aniston and Kim K. The narrow hips, bony asses, skinny legs of Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton turn me off.

Kreskin : Hey #71 - I can see you using that one later,
Unidentified Person in Crowd : Oh - Thanks for that Kreskin. Who knew ?

HEELO,MY NAME GUMELARS.FROM INDONESIA,FERY GOOD,BEUTFULL

she has a great great body, i love her!

JEN IS SEXY INSIDE AND OUT! I REALLY REALLY ADORE HER, UNLIKE ANGIE SHE'S SKINNY YAK.

JEN NO SEXY. JUST FAKE BOOB, TUMMY STUCK. RHINOPLASTIES, BIG FAT ASS, SHORT LEGGS