Apr 18 2008Jenna Jameson on The View? Wow, really?

It's called "Fish and Fowl" now

First

The first image above looks like a huge anus with hemorroids. Nasty! Why do that to your lips. Just looks plain retarded. Damn.

That girl has had the back of her throat tickled so many times they should have announced her with "Please welcome...Ted from LA!"

She would have aged OK if she did not do cosmetic surgery.

Damn, how could a woman so fine go and fuck herself up like this. Poor Jenna.

Oh, and #2, you're a loser.

From the interview:
Whoopie: 'So, what's it like to chug seven cocks at a time?'
Jenna: 'Um...lilke liberating for women and stuff? Tee hee hee...'
Whoopie: 'Um, yeah, ok. So, can you still take a normal dump or is your back door, you know...um, sort of totalled?'
Jenna: 'Tee hee hee. No, it's fine! I block it up with a bug ripe grapefuit!' (Drools and has to be helped to sit upright)
Other View Chick: 'Wow--what a neat life you've led! What's it like to be a prostitute?'
Jenna: 'I like totally take offense to that! I am like SO totally NOT a prositute!'
Whoopie: 'Wait, you get paid to have sex, right?'
Jenna: (drools and looks cross-eyed at something shiny on the floor)
Other View Chick: 'Jenna?'
Jenna: 'I have a vagina! YAY!' (bounces up and down clapping her hands as a large ripe grapefruit shoots of her ass and shatters the camera lens)
Whoopie: 'We'll be right back!'

good for her for being so honest. i wonder if we'll see a randal comment on this one...

WOW!!! She sounds pretty darn intelligent. Sure, I should have figured that becoming the biggest thing in porn took a bit of sense, but I find her (speaking) very interesting.

Awesome 7... just awesome

She's a fatty

haha #7. You just know that uptight Elizabeth bitch on the show was dying being around JJ.

#2 - loser!

The blond woman from the view is a bigger whore.

Why did Jenna think it wise to have her stretched out labia surgically removed and placed around her mouth?

I don't know, having the phrase "I am not afraid" tattooed on your back just somehow makes it quite obvious... how afraid you really are. Poor girl, I feel sorry for her. Not having a mom while growing up really seemed to eff her up. It's too bad she hates herself so much. She seems like she could have had real potential for something other than just porn. But man, she sure did destroy her body. She used to be so pretty; now she just looks ridiculous. Send in the clowns...

LMAO # 7. Awesome work Jaffo. 14 too.

Even her face looks like a used up vagina.

Her new movie that she went on the view to plug has about the same quality acting and plot as all her other movies.

seriously, is no one else noticing the derth of randal posts?

I heard on the Howard Stern radio show years ago that Howard had Jenna's dad identify which pussy was his daughters and he guessed it with no problem. Gross! I thought Jenna would have aged nicely without having work done. Now she looks freaky.

howard stern in general stirs the disgust within me, but that is absolutely sick and wrong!

Barbara Walters is fucking sleeping while Whoop-te-do is yapping away - around the 2 minute mark.
I hope she was awake enough to move when all those critters crawled out of JJ's snatch and started looking for fresh meat - and yes, JJ's pussy is so used up that Barbara's 189 year-old vagina looks fresh in comparison.

Randal's traveling with the Pope right now during his U.S. visit. He'll be sharing his journal with us shortly ("With his pure white vestments gleaming in God's approving sunlight, Benedict's uplifting words soon had hearts and minds soaring with the angels above" yada yada yada).

Careful now, #19. Was it sick that Stern did that on his show, or that Jenna's dad could instantly recognize his daughter's shredded pussylips even after they've been beaten senseless by hundreds of random ropey-semen-spurting cocks?

Between this and Donatella Versace getting invited to the White House, I'm beginning to think this is the Year of The Whore. They're really making big strides this year. Orange is the new black, apparently.

@3. lipper - "Why do that to your lips. Just looks plain retarded."

It's not for looks - It's padding for that high-speed cock sucker she has

whose != who's

Her mouth looks like a weird, inflamed anus...

Damnit Jenna, why did you too have to succumb to anorexia? You were way hotter before, albeit still skanky...

Good for Jenna. Anything to rile up Eliza-bitch Hasselbeck's feathers. Eliza-bitch is the biggest whore of all with all the Republican cock she's sucked.

My name is lipper for a reason, but I'd never do that to my poor puss. : P

Padding.. the image that comes to mind is not pretty Harry.

You mean, her mouth looks like a SEXY inflamed anus...

There's nothing quite like the rock-hardness a guy gets when he knows the girl is trying not to show how much it hurts.

Those lips are better than Hoover.

well barbara, i find howard stern himself pretty deplorable, but the fact that jenna's father agreed to even participate in a sick stunt like that is unfathomable, let alone the concept that he actually correctly identified his own daughter's genitalia. no wonder she's as fucked up as she is with a father like that.

I prefer to suck Democratic cock instead of Republican cock. Your jaw feels much more relaxed because you don't have to open your mouth very wide, and they "respect women too much" to come in your mouth, much less on your face. Funniest part is that their idea of foreplay is to talk to you - endlessly - about how much they empathize with you for all the "adversity you're trying to overcome" and the "pain you suffer because of your valid choices." LOL. Fags.

Back in my day we woulda called her a whore!!!

So nobody else noticed that she hugged the black chicks and shook hands with the white chicks?

So nobody else noticed that she hugged the black chicks and shook hands with the white chicks?

Man, I hate posting twice...

Poor Jenna. She used to be the hottest and most beautiful woman in the world, with her natural face, and now she has completely destroyed her face with her addiction to unnecessary plastic surgery, and now she looks like a monster. Why did she have to do that to herself?

'Uptight Republican sister?' Speak for yourself, Jason. And to what political party does the luscious Joy Behar belong? Or the gorgeous Whoopi? Not the party of John McCain!

she is so HOT! and RICH!

and you're all so UGLY! and POOR!

oh and # 1 - 38,

----yoIU're ALL LOSERS BTW !!!!!

@7 LMAO... True genius, beautiful!

If I weren't already a Republican, that bitch could make me one. She should stick to using her mouth on cocks and not politics. I get the feeling she's never going to do Shakespeare, even as a witch in MacBeth.

fucking jenna must feel like you're fucking the Giants stadium

no one respects her anyway..

Oh my GAWD!!! Forget the rectal lips, check out the turkey neck and armpit grooves. It bears repeating; the sun is NOT our friend. Excessive sun exposure hyper-speeds aging. If you don't believe me, check out awfulplasticsurgery.com

Ughhhhhhhhhhh me think she purrrteeee.

#7 If I were Ted from L.A. I would suck your cock!!!!!!! Awesomeness!

If you were Ted from LA you'd be more creative.

Ted, excreting multicolored (brown and white of course) feces is not really that creative although a curious phenomenon.

Ted's Creative Extent from post #13

"The blond woman from the view is a bigger whore."

That was amazing, Ted! Very good!

Wow, thanks for crediting me on that tip, TSF.com

she looks hot in the video................. i dont understand why she looks so bad in the pics..

dang was that tito ortiz? if that dude is fackin her he is a dumbass. he could get all kinds of younger hotter chicks that dont have vags that have been destroyed by every bro in the industry. what a stupid fuck

Wow. She is nasty now.

She should have never gotten plastic surgery. She looked way, way, way better before she had any work done.

She looks asian now from the bad face lift! Why?! She is only 34, she did not need a face lift or whatever the hell else she did to her face.

"... sister who's head's about to explode."
or
"... sister whose head's about to explode."

Id lick all them bitches assholes..... especially whoopis!

wthhell she looks like chris crocker specialy the last picture

the white man's trash is the brown man's treasure

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that site.

Is there no one to take the position of Porn Slut Control Officer? Someone needs to keep porn sluts and legitimate actor sluts separated. I do not want to see an Oscar for Best Blow Job. I nominate Ted from LA for Porn Slut Officer.

#52 - no Tito can't get anyone better. Besides having a giant Baby Huey head and no apparent marketable skills, he's been fucking a porn star. Who would want to catch a disease from someone as ugly as that?

#61,
You're too kind.

I don't give a shit how smart she thinks she is.

I don't care if she freaken' won TEN debates at Ivy league, top-tier university...

I don't care that she has a slimmer and tighter physique than me.

She's a whore, worse yet, she whored herself out for money on film, for millions to see.

I kinda like Jenna. It takes a lot of balls to sit on that couch with those judgemental bitches. Interesting how she hugged the 2 black women, but shook hands with the other 3.

I wonder how she's still able to look at herself in the mirror without bursting out in tears. Probably that's why she's done all that plastic surgery crap on herself, to try and become a different person.
That's pretty sad, actually. On a side note though, why is a whore and a prostitute being treated like a celebrity?

I'm very sore and itchy. Also MUCH bigger and stretched out than normal. You can park your car here if you like, yea!

Having mocked her hardcore @7, I have to admit that for a 'porn star', she does seem to be of at least fair to middling intelligence and speaks very well each time I hear her say something other than 'OH YEAH! FUCK MY ASS!!!' Just saying...

I want to rip her lips off and rub her face in brine.

i kind of love her for going out there with all those stuffy bitches and holding her own. and i'd rather listen to her than that elizabeth hasselbeck anyday-- remember, hasselbeck earned her place in the spotlight by living in a tent and eating bugs for a reality tv show. very classy.

If she ever goes back to porn, it will be ass up face down at all times porn. That chick is officially homely!!!

the photos i've seen on perez and superficial make her look TERRIBLE . . . but the video shows a completely different woman. i feel bad for judging her by the photos, she's much nicer and more intelligent than i thought. I LIKE HER!

lots of anal jokes, but shes actually never done anal on film!

also didnt do dp or black dudes, according to her wikipedia.

Good research #74

well, at least she's got the sense not to do dp or black dudes.

Since when did this site start posting photos of Bratz dolls?

#75 - that was just really bad.

i think shes pretty ... besides her lips and the tattoos she has on her back, i think shes okay :-D

ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE BACKGROUND TILING OF "ZOMBIE STRIPPERS" IS PRETTY APPROPRIATE?

look-i certainly would'nt judge jenna on her career choice. just because she did what she did does'nt mean she's a complete bimbo-but i disagree about her being "smart"(at least to the extent she likes to believe). and considering she's gone into an obvious exploitation movie is not exactly a big jump from porn now is it? i mean i know there are mainstream movies which have nudity-but she's gone into a film which is basically all about TNA. i sincerely wish he good luck, but so stop trying to fool everyone jenna, your not as smart as you like to think you are.

She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e, c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

#72, yeah I was surprised how good she looks in the video.

She didn't get a suck-nipple from her mum when she was borne.
But a PENIS-NIPPLE instead.
THAT'S WHY FOLKS!!

What I can't figure is whether this is the fembot look trannies all want to achieve, or if she wanted to look like a tranny. Either way, they're starting to all look the same. Like chinamen.

She's never done anal on screen, but I do remember her getting freaky with her feet on some guy in one of her videos. And yes, I rubbed one off.....

I feel sorry for her......She is obviously so very regretful of the life in porn that she has lived, not matter what brave face she puts on now, denying that.....I believe her desire to go "mainstream' with her acting is just her desire to be forgiven and go "mainstream" with her life....I want to tell her, Do this....This is the way to get the peace you seek, Jenna....Pull your hair back in a ponytail, scrub off the makeup, put on a plain and conservative outfit and go out and help the poor, sick, and suffering....Stay away from the bimbos in the bars...stay away from Howard Stern.....Just help people everyday, selflessly.......Your slate will be completely wiped clean then...this is how to be forgiven.......and this is how people will remember you when you die........

Taylor, that may be the most simpering explanation of this woman ever I've heard. She has made a name for herself by being the object of many a masterbation session. She got down and dirty because she liked it and got off by getting others off. Good for her!

man those ladies need to get laid. guest excluded of course

What happened to the beautiful drop dead gorgeous Jenna from a few years ago? She has been replaced by an anorexic, tanorexic, waif of what she once was. I mean I know that she has always been plastic with her breast implants and everything that helped her into the porn industry, but come on, I think she's more plastic now than she was when she was in porn. Look at her lips? and her face looks like it's stretched, like maybe she had a face lift. I will never understand why someone who was so beautiful in the beginning would feel the need to have all that plastic surgery. I think breast implants are okay, but that's where I draw the line. I don't think people who are beautiful should mess with their face. Leave it alone because once it has been damaged by plastic surgery, you can't go back. I feel so sad for her because she just isn't even pretty anymore. She seems so nice and all, but she has taken a turn for the worse. I wonder if the reason she left porn was because of her new look, it isn't appealing and she sure couldn't of made those millions that she has made in her past career, had she looked like this from the get go.

Well I can't wait to see this brilliant movie, great acting, great script, great plot, plus it has a message!!

and yet there are bigger whores in porn than jenna...amazing. girls take 10 guys at once nowadays and this is considered normal...insane.

Howard The Duck! He's Baaaack!