Apr 30 2008Jason Wahler: Lauren Conrad sex tape doesn't exist

bunch of dumb, press-hungry cunts

What a bunch of fatty fat fat pigs! Discusting blubber everywhere.

She may be as dumb as a bag full of hammers, but hot damn does Heidi have one fuckable ass.....

Wow, such great role models for kids.........

fuckable only if you get to use the bag of hammers on her afterwards.

Heidi looks smoking hot in that cover....I'd fuck the pea-size brains out of her,

what are you guys talking about? heidi is a multipurpose toolbag. Audrina is the hottest one on this cover

what are you guys talking about? heidi is a multipurpose toolbag. Audrina is the hottest one on this cover

oh no more justin bobby? ha. he looked better with long hair anyways.

oh no more justin bobby? ha. he looked better with long hair anyways.

Seriously, who are these no-talent fake skanks and why are they considered "famous"???

I don't see any difference between these four peaheads and a blow up doll !
the only use : bangging them

If I cared any less about this,it would be because I've actually died.I'll be so glad when this herd of talentless cunts finally go the fuck away.

i can shit out better looking shit compared to these girls

wait correction, my dog shits out better looking shit compares to the looks of these girls

actually, i'm easy. so i'd fuck em all, but only after i crushed their skulls with a cinderblock

If I had my way I would make them all eat eachother out in a box formation while I piss on them from above.

I would eat at that buffet for $6.95.
I heard they met at millionaire-whore-friends.com

I miss 90210.

you guys are all pretty disgusting. defense mechanism 'cause none of you can get a hot girl? hm i think so

For now on when talking about girls from that hit MTV show "The Hills" or Montag, we should throw the words "undeservingly" in front of what they are doing:

Heidi Montag UNDESERVINGLY went to the white house last week.
The girls from the hill UNDESERVINGLY were on the cover of the Rolling Stones.
Wow, that hit show the hill is UNDESERVINGLY popular.

Fish your solution to their problem would work for so many situations, it's just ridiculous. At minimum, your grenade plan should be applied to all people involved in religious and/or political discussions.

19, you are right. I can't get laid so I come here to degrade celebs that will never see my comment. Relax please and STFU unless you have something funny to say.

should jason be driving drunk or punching random people right now?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

pretty panties.................................

22, your idea of funny is a piss joke...how profound.

anyway, i agree with 20. but its also undeservingly addicting.

These chicks are proof positive that we are truly living in the last days.

I'm mostly disgusted that these girls are on the cover of Rolling Stone.

At least Lauren is the spokesperson for Avon's Mark line of cosmetics. She seems respectable, but more importantly doesn't radiate idiocy every second of the day like Heidi does. That should count for something right?

i think the funniest (and most telling) part is that audrina and heidi are clearly posing, trying to be the sexiest. just look at their legs. no women stand like that in real life, let me tell you, unless they are wearing booty shorts and want men to think about fucking them. they're both staring right into the fucking camera. they're both really ugly and orange.

but lauren and lo are just having fun with each other. i hate heidi. she's such a retard. at least lauren goes to college.

wft? they're on the cover of rolling stone?

fuck. someone kill me now.

25, I knew I should have gone with the ass to mouth joke :(

People always believe the first thing they hear. Any subsequent denials (no matter how emphatic) counterintuitively serve only to reinforce the factuality of the event in the minds of the audience regardless of whether or not it ever actually occurred. Even if irrefutable evidence that directly contradicts that initial impression eventually comes to light, people still tend to continue to believe the falsehood.

I have never seen The Hills, but my belief that it would be a complete waste of time to watch even five seconds of it is now irredeemable thanks to you good people. Similarly, I will be on the lookout for the Lauren Conrad sex tape for the rest of my life not so much because of Spencer Pratt's assertions, but rather because of Jason Wahler's denials.

This Heidi Montag. Heidi Montag with all those little outfits, jumping around there , half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Heidi Montag? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus

No. 32 you're so right on every level: 'Even if irrefutable evidence that directly contradicts that initial impression eventually comes to light, people still tend to continue to believe the falsehood.'......Like, err, the Bible for instance......

Rolling Stone has officially jumped the shark. they probably did it a long time ago... but wtf, are they trying to become OK! or something?

Rolling Stone Magazine Sucks Shit !!!
This stupid ass story is why I quit buying Rolling Stone Mag.
It's nothing more than a billion advertisements and " Entertainment Tonight" these days.

Now if they put that story back in, that they killed, about Lauren Conrad fucking that goat ......
Then they might have something there

30 - seriously! the first think i thought when i looked at this page was what the fuck has gone wrong at rolling stone. isn't it supposed to be a good magazine?

34 (English Bob),

You are correct my son.....but what a great ride it has been.
Can you imagine, all this time people ACTUALLY thought i could talk as a baby, walk on water, etc. etc.

Let me tell you what was really up.....we just had some FUNK Dank to smoke all day long. Greens my son.....we had Mad Greens to smoke.

Walking on water.....who the fuck really believed that one. HA JOKES ON YOU GUYS!

DUMB ASS SHOW FOR STUPID UHMERICANS.

/Rolling Stone is so laughable now, would never read that shit

Wow! What a row a sexy gorgeous feet! Heaven!

Rolling Stone lost its last shred of relevance at least 20 years ago. Right about the time they started covering rap music. Jan Wenner needs to be put down like the old dog he is..

what has happened to Rolling Stone magazine?? And, #39, MOST "uhmericans" don't watch this retarded shit.

A scientology ad. on thesuperficial, WTF

I'm done here, never again

A scientology ad. on thesuperficial, WTF

I'm done here, never again

I have never watched this show nor heard any of these chicks speak but Heidi has a really great body. I wish I looked like that.

#33 favourite Family guy rant ever. thanks.

The only hills I care about are the hills of blow on my bedroom mirror. Come to papa....

WHO? What the fuck is the hills???

Does the brunette skank have downs syndrome? Why are her eyes so fucked up?

hey jesus, remember gettin all baked up and passing out? me and the other apostles hung you up on that cross in the back yard? that shit was comical.

There is no logical conflict between the statements, if placed in a temporal context:

"I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist," Wahler tells Usmagazine..

On Tuesday's Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, "I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!"

So Lauren made a tape, faggoty Spence and Co saw it, then it got destroyed. Whoop-deee-dooo. Is there a story here?

Yes, I hate them. But they are all fine as hell. That Audrina chick is really fine.

you know, back in the 90s i had a subscription to rolling stone. i was actually interested in reading about their reviews, as i found they had writers capable of describing the inner-workings of contemporary and classic music. i loved being informed on the musical zeitgeist.

i hope that every employee at RS had a gun to their head and that was the only reason they released an issue with a bunch of retarded twats from an imbecilic television show that shouldn't even be aired, let alone advertised skimping around in white cotton panties. an even better photograph would be the same, except each moronic female is decapitated.

to quote denis leary - "i can't believe i have to get MAD about this shit!"

#53 try All Music Guide.com , more information, less STD's

I am sure there is, or at least was, a Lauren Conrad sex tape, simply because almost every person who has a video camera has made one.

Show of hands: how many of us here who 1) have had sex, and 2) owned a camera at the time, have not made a tape? I rest my case.

Back to the picture: Heidi wants it up the ass, and Audrina wants her 15 minutes. I didn't even know who she was until her school girl pics hit the net.

I am ashamed that I know all of these girls -- or at least, three of them. Don't know the one on the right, which means naked pics of her have not hit the net. Yet.

Lauren has a boring life and a raspy smoker's voice, Heidi is a horse and Audrina has big fish eyes on either side of her head. Whitney is the only person in that sad group who may actually do something worthwhile with her life. (NO the person on the right is NOT rat-faced Lo!)

The only way he'd know 100% is if he was in it or filmed it.

Yeah, they may be dumb, and their show may be inane. But, c'mon people, these are four tasty pieces of female meat for your dicking pleasure. Yum!

Notice how everyone else in the picture is posing somewhat naturally except for Heidi...

Rolling Stone. How very pathetic of you. Perhaps this is a parody cover?

OMG! Do we totally care? Look at the headline at the top of the cover. Is this months cover meant only for voyeurs?

dumb as rocks....but they have great bodies...i would much rather look at them rather than brooke hogan's bakers dozen of a tummy

"Speidi's" 15 mins of fame are running out so they're trying to grad onto to anything that they think will get them any kinda of attention...it's sad really. If I saw them in public...I'd throw something at them

heidi is a whore and an idiot. she makes me ashamed to be a woman.

who exactly watches these 4 moronic cunts anyway? what are the ratings for that show? and when did videotaping your own shitty life and televising it become interesting?

What the fuck, WHAT THE FUCK. I thought this was a photoshop so I went to Rolling Stone’s website and this is the actual cover. WHAT THE FUCK.

You have failed Rolling Stone, everything you have ever done is now worthless.

WHAT DOES, to be precise?

god damn I'd fuck the hell out of Audrina until she died. then I'd fuck here again until the coroner arrived.

This is the kind of shit that would almost.......ALMOST!!!....... make me forgive Osama for 9/11 if he took all these bitches out in one fell swoop.

Almost.

I thought the photo went with the title along the very top of the cover, "Inside a $25,000-a-night Escort Service".

Wow. Rolling Stone huh? Didn't that used to be a reputable magazine? I'm saying used to, because when this cover was released, I'm sure any awards they were once given were retroactively taken away and their writing staff quit to be replaced by caterpillars (the insect or the construction machine company, doesn't really matter which).