Apr 1 2008Janice Dickinson continues to assault my eyes

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SICK

first!

At least her legs look better here than the other pics. Can distance be a virtue?

For an older woman, I must say she's taken good care of herself, much like that of Madonna from the previous two reports earlier today. She does have a nice smile and still holds beauty in her face. Nothing to complain about on my end.

Randal

Randal, pack your shit, because your motherfucking fired..

I'd knock the dust off that pussy!

Die RANDAL. You are fucking retarded.. If you think Janice looks good, your eye balls must be inside out..

Main Photo: Why is she wearing sunglasses on her ass?

@6 I like your link FRIST. You must be in a good mood today..

Dude, WTF!!! You need to warn us first before posting that. I'm sending you a bill for a) my eye surgery since my retinas just exploded in an attempt to save my life and b) a new computer monitor since some guy ran into my office and smashed it yelling "demon be gone the power of Christ compels you!"

Fuck, my eyes hurt. I'm going to smash my testicles with a hammer to take my mind off of the pain.

I hate to say this, but I actually "kind of" agree with Randal (gasp!) Isn't she like 54? She looks pretty good for that age. Granted, she's been sucked and plucked and stretched within an inch of her life, but that shit only goes so far. Let's compare her with the "normal" American girl. Does she look good for forty? Hell no! For early fifties? As much as it pains me to say this: "Yes."

She looks good for someone her brains.

She looks like she thinks she looks good.

@12 Veroonica She was born in 1955. That maker her 53 and yes she does not look bad for a 53 years old, with a ton of plastic surgery and a boob job. Do you want to see your grand mother in a bikini?

Some things are better left covered up..

Yeah. I geuss you're right. She's a little (O.K., a lot) over for a two piece.

Honestly she looks pretty good for herself. I'd still like to see how fast she straightened up after bending like that. I kind of picture a Jack Haley "Oil can oil can!!" moment there.

I am a little over-amped today. I cut down on my drinking.

#11 that made me snicker :)

....is that a HAPPY TRAIL..
gross. just gross.

she's laffing at us.....all the way to the beach.
she don't even care.

and
Fact is I'd still do her.

Wow, her dad made her get into that position too?

I have no idea who this lady is but I bet she loves all the attention she is getting.

My dad use to make me assume the same position before he would whip the hell out of me.

Hey Frist, you should sue her for copyright violation - that's your patented first-date greeting (except there's no sweat trail on the backseam of the shorts).

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?

Jews burn longer.

This will be Heidi Montag in another 30 years.

LOLL that's funny

WTF has happened to this site? Seriously. Where is all the good content you used to put on here? Janice Dickinson? Madonna? That is not what this site is (or used to be) about. More young (sometimes naked) starlets please. Hell, I'd LOVE repeats of Kim Kardashian over nasty shots of Amy Winehouse. If you're put in the situation of putting up Janice Dickinson or nothing, how about repeats of glorious posts of old? Fuck this nasty shit. This site is starting to smell like your grandma.

And why is NASTY J.D. #1 on the "So Fucking Hot" meter, over a semi-known nip-slip?

#24 hey mike? Why are you using my url? You trolling me again??

WHoever the pap is talking Janice, they have the worst job ever. Of course, I am sure it is JD herself paying the slagger off to help promote her show. It is the new American Way. Paps are cheaper to pay for publicity than network ad time.

I'm really not interested in defending this vapid chick, but no amount of plastic surgery will make you that limber. And I honestly doubt that most of us will be able to bend like that at 53+ years old. Respect...

you are so annoying, like any of you (writer and comment boys) could never hope to score someone as fit as janice. lay off on the old jokes. wtf you're pathetic and i'm sure you'll have died of a heart attack by the time you're her age. freak!!!

Her face doesn't look too bad....but those LEGS!!!! Her face may be 53, but those legs r @ least 80!! As far as how she's bending over, hell I'm 65 & 200+# & I CAN do it!! How many of u skinny-minnys' can do it????

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Is it just me, or has Randal made the most original and awesome comments of anyone here ever?

This guy is insightful. I look forward to more observations per Randal.

Ugly hag

Is she trying to shoot potatos outta that thing?

Honestly, she looks damn good for 53, but that doesn't mean anyone wants to see that shit. Keep it under cover grandma.

Here is a clue, stop taking pictures of it...

OH HELL NO!!!!!! Go inside you stupid bytch!

Randal --

You're still a bleeding cockhole.

...and #34.

Put some teeth in that hole. Seriously, why would I want to score with your grandma when I can join the counless legions of men who have experienced you (and lived to gnaw off their own penis in disgust.)

What sick fsck is constantly taking pictures of this shriveled up old raisin?!?!?! Now my damned eyes hurt!

She looks great for her age. The guys here are all pissed off because when mom brought them dinner they looked at her and got a hardon. They had no choice but to finish it off, but they really HATE that particular fantasy, and normally use it only when the 13-year-old across the street remembers to close her curtains.

if you look at her abdomen you can see a vertical scar below her belly button. that is one of the scars from a tummy tuck. (its where the belly button used to be.)

Ever wonder what an older womans pussy smells like.................................................DEPENDS..............................I would love to get my Juicy man Rod Inside that old Whore, who is she and whats her social security number.

why is this shrivelled, mishapen hag number one on the so freaking hot panel while sophie monk's gorgeous legs are neglected on page two?

To: all
Subject: How I Became A Bottom

My first experience took place in College during my freshman year.
I was going to UCLA and to make ends meet, I was working at a market
Although I knew I was gay, I had never had any experience. Sexually
I didn't even know what guys did to each other..guess I came from
a very sheltered home. After working for a couple of weeks, I was
assigned to the night shift. Since I didn't have a car and the buses
stopped running when I got off work, I asked around to see if anyone
could help me out. Lucky for me, the assistant manager was more
than happy to help me out even though he lived in the opposite direction.
His name was Joel and he was white, 6'1, 155lbs. He had brown hair
and was handsome. He didn't act gay as far as my idea of how a gay
person acted, flamboyount, effeminate...so it never dawned on me
that he would be my first love. During the next few weeks we got
to know each other during my ride home...I liked him because he was
a nice guy with a great sense of humor..he was very extroverted as
opposed to my shyness and this combination worked out well. He used
to always ask if I was seeing any girls and I always said no. He
would always reply how cute I was and that if he were a girl he would
go after me. A few weeks later, Joel asked me if I would help him
move over the weekend. I said sure.
After spending the day moving, we were all sweaty and dirty.
Joel suggested that I take a shower, which I gladly accepted. After
being in the shower a few minutes I heard the bathrom door open.
It was Joel and he said thathe wanted to join me. Before I could
say no, he explained that the landlord had told him that due to the
age of the building he would have to wait another hour before there
would be any hot water. Since I didn't want to be rude I said ok
although I was nervous. He got in and he began washing himself. A
few minutes later he asked if he could wash my back. I said ok and
at first everything was fine. Then I felt the soap move down my back
to just above my butt. At that point he said I had a really nice
body. At the time I was an 18 year old, 5'7", 125lbs. He then asked
me what I thought of his body. This forced me to turn to face him.
I said he had a good body too. Without hesitation he took the soap
and began rubbing my balls..it very quickly got hard. At the same
time his cock became hard too. It was much bigger than mine(it was
8.5" x 5") but instead of running out of the shower I just stared.
Joel quickly turned off the shower and we got out. He quickly dried
off and left. I dried off and walked into the bedroom to get my clothes.
They were gone. While standing there Joel walked in and said he was
washing our clothes and that it would take a while. He gave me some
shorts and a tank top to wear. Joel was wearing some speedo briefs
and a t-shirt.
At this point I was scared, nervous, yet also excited and
anxious to see what would happen next.
(Stay tuned for part 2)

To: all
Subject: How I Became A bottom (pt.2)

I walked into the living room and Joel offered me a beer.
Being nervous I quickly downed it. Needless to say I became buzzed.
Joel apologized for what happened in the shower. He said that he
was gay and that the sight of my naked body made him lose control.
I accepted his explanation and confessed that I too was gay and that
although his advances scared me it had also excited me. He smiled
and said that he had a hunch that I was gay. That's why he was willing
to take me home every night even though I lived out of the way.
We started talking about sex and I explained to him that I was avirgin
in every sense of the word. When he heard this, he grabbed my hand
and explained that his first few experiences were not the most satisfying
or pleasurable and that only by trial and error did he discover the
pleasures of man-to man sex. He didn't want me to go through the
same road so he said that if I was attracted to him he would prperly
teach and show me the ropes(literally and figuratvely, SMILE).
I was attracted to him, horny, and anxious to have sex so
I said yes.
Joel went on to say that I had to be open-minded as there
would be things that we did which would hurt at first but would turn
out to be pleasurable or things that wouldn't seem pleasant but actually
are. To make sure that I this is what I really wanted, he tokd me
that if in a week I still felt the same we would begin.
That was one long week. The following Saturday, I arrived
at Joels apt. Joel was only wearing a robe when he answered the door.
I quickly walked in and the first thing he said was to take off my
clothes. I did. My journey was about to begin...

To: All
Subject: How I Became A Bottom (pt. 3)

As I removed my clothes, I could feel Joel's eyes watching
me. When I was about to strip off my briefs, he told me to stop.
He walked over to me and began rubbing my cock thru my briefs. I
was instantly hard. Joel proceeded to remove my briefs and as he
did so he gave my cock a quick lick with his tongue. Joel then removed
his attire. There we were, a man and a boy, both naked, and both
horny as hell, with the boy about to be initiated into the world
of man to man pleasures.
Instead of jumping all over me, Joel grabbed my hand and
led me to his bedroom and positioned me in front of a full length
mirror. "look", he said. "Look at how sexy your body is. It was made
to turnurn men on and it should be used to give men pleasure." For
some reason, hearing those words and looking at myself in the mirror
made me want to please Joel all the more. As I stood there, I realized
there was no turning back.
As I stood there Joel instructed me to use my hands to examine
myself. I didn't feel comfortable doing this but Joel said that's
why he wanted me to do this. By knowing the parts of my body that
feel pleasurable, I would understand how to please other men. I played
with my whole body until Joel told me to stop. He asked if I had
fully explored all my erogenous zones and I said yes. To my surprise
he said I was wrong. He proceeded to squeeze my nipples which hurt
but was also pleasurable. He lightly tickled my balls, and put pressure
near my scrotum. These sensations all felt great and I was surprised
that I had not done those things. This was Joel's way of showing
me how much I didn't know and how he was going to teach me things
that I could never have imagined. He was right. As I look back, the
things he taught me had never crossed my mind.
I was then led into the bathroom where Joel confessed his
love for smooth men. Because of my ethnic background, I was already
very smooth, but he wanted me to be completely smooth below the neck.
At first I was a little reluctant but he said that it was the least
I could do since he was going to take the time to teach me about
sex. I agreed and he proceeded to shave my body. When completed he
led me back to the mirror and I was surprised by the difference.
the smoothness also felt great and when Joel told me that he wanted
to keep me shaved I happily agreed.
Joel then led me onto his bed and instructed me to explore
his body with my hands so I could get comfortable touching another
man. While doing this Joel would emphasize certain areas that he
particularly enjoyed. As I was playing with his tits, Joel grabbed
me and pulled my face to his. He gave me a few light kisses to make
me feel comfortable. When I started to respond to his kisses he began
to french kiss me. He was a great kisser. Feeling his tongue in men
made me feel light headed and kind of lost in the moment. What seemed
like a long time passed before we separated. Joel looked at me and
gave me a smile and a wink and said, This is only the begining.
Joel then turned the Tv on and started playing a tape in
his vcr. It was a straight porno tape. We watched it for a few minutes
and it didn't turn either of us on. I said it was boring. Joel said
that gay sex was definitely more exciting. Then he put in a gay tape.
It was the W. Higgins film, "Best Little Warehouse in LA". (Bet you
haven't heard that name in a while). Just seeing guys in action for
the first time kissing, sucking, fucking, rimming, j/o left a lasting
impression. Watching the movie got us both hard so Joel suggested
that we j/o. He told me to go first so he could watch. It only took
a few minutes for me to shoot a big load. It felt great. But by the
look on Joels face I could tell that I did something wrong. He proceeded
to play with himself, stroking and touching his body. Occassionally
he would stop and then start again. He played with himself for a
good twenty minutes. When he finally came, it was a huge load. Jor\el
then proceeded to explain the importance of letting the orgasm build
before you release it and that before he taught me anything else
I would have to learn how to properly masturbate myself and then
learn to masturbate him. Until I met his requirements we would not
move on. Having said that, Joel said that my lesson for the evening
was complete and that my next lesson would take place in three days.
I was told to practice the things I learned tonight short of coming.
From now on I could only come in his presence. Stay tuned!!

Is it wrong that this is turning me the fuck on?

I may just have to slather myself in bacon. Make that GAY bacon.

Mmmm.....These pics are actually good, what happened to her Cellulite? she looks even sexy !!!
What's the trick airbrushing or a miracle anti-Cellulite cream?????

Ok, stop it Superficial.com guy! Just stop right now! If I have to turn this car around I will!!!

id hit it at the drop of a hat.

I remember I saw her ads and sexy photos @@@ wealthy&beauty dating club
PlusMeet....c o m , Is she stil single now? so curious!

As Sam Kenison so adequately said, "AAAAGGGGGHHHHH". I don't generally use famous quotes, but this really seem to fit.

I think she farting at the camara

My three year old pulls that pose when he wants me to wipe his arse. It's cute on him.

Ript you are disgusting

62. Amber Dextrose

then i'd fuck your 3 year old.

How beatiful and sexy!I love her.She is also on "SeekingRich.com",because on "SeekingRich.com",there are many beautiful girls and handsome,rich men,and so many video stars.All of them want to make more friends on that website,but many of them want to find their lover on "SeekingRich.com".If you are single now,you must go to that website.

Looks like another sad case of Public Diaper fetishism

Public Diaper fetishism : is known as a strong desire by an old fart to wear and show off used diapers in front of the camera..

Many diaper lovers choose to wear in both public and private, using their diapers as intended and never visiting the toilet.

Bon Apetit!

Who gave grandma a boob job and let her wander around in her adult diaper? I can't write any more since the temporary bindness hawnf dnhreio fkop inn sutff...@

this is much better than the new pics of Gisele in assless denim shorts, so ty

it's hilarious that a gossip site has the nerve to censor posts.

HAHA the vain beetch obviously saw the other pics of herself. That's right skank cover up the dimple thighs and pancake ass.

AGAIN, The reason people insult this woman is because she's a classless attention whore and not even the hottest woman on earth can pull off this kind of behaviour. Were she elegant and classy you'd be like "Wow she looks great". Also the dumdass should have worked out instead of just starving, her body would have been tighter at this age.

Poor pittiful youth obsessed ho. Growing old is so hard eh pea brain. Why don't you go down to the local children's hospital in your classiest getup (a thong and a tube top) and tell those terminally ill kids how lucky they are that they won't have to grow old and deal with the horrors of aging. Wrinkles and sagging oh my, life is so hard aint it botox filled hollywood whores and wannabees. GET A FUCKING LIFE and age naturally ya classles retards. There are better things to spend your money on. I hope that botox and all that shit has some horrible side effects that show up in 20 years and all of Hollywood and those who immitate them look as hideous on the outside as they are on the inside.

Janice you're already there.
Folks, Someday your wrinkles will have wrinkles, so accept it and wear age appopriate clothes and oh I don't know maybe do something with your life instead of pining for your pathetic youth.

Janice...
It is over....
It has been over for quite some time....
Get some long pants and a gradma hat with flowers...
That is all....

#67 LOL, LOL ,LOL, LOL. That was fucking awesome.

Thanks Superfish. Four posts this morning that make my penis weep. I might as well do some actual work today since you have ruined my interest in surfing.

She still looks amazing! I'd tap that any day of the week!

I'd venture that she's made a lot of money with that position over the years. She looks like she was born to use that position on a regular basis.

Holy Crap! She makes me want to do a fat chick instead. That is repulsive... which I am not sure, the fat chick or her.. it's really a toss up.

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I don't understand why she has positioned herself like that for the photos, she looks insane. I think it is weird to see her without clothes too because with big sunglasses, at a glance her face looks a lot younger than her body??? did she have a head transplant?

She is super sexy and large sexy.She has my whole-hearted support.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering what kind of relation she want in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

she's not 20 anymore, and she looks good. stop hating on the older ladies...we all get old sometime. p.s. at least chicks (usually) don't go bald and get back hair, GUYS.

what up chicken legs!!!

what up chicken legs!!!

what up chicken legs!!!

wud up chicken legs!!!!!!!

Geez, remind me never to fuck an old lady around you stuck-up bastards.

People stop hating, even though the woman is a bitch she still looks good for her age.